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[quote author=oshos j.f]what about Nelson Mandela?[/quote]ode mandela died on December & his death never reach 1 month buh d list said 2013 (a full year)...

Phate07: Tonto Dikeh,.

nna i tire o..dis gal just dey make waves for no just cause...oh yeah,she has yellow Kitty-Cat.

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blink182: Hugging her so tightly without plugging and at the end of the day you fantasize with an erect.ion and eventually waank out to the memory.

this must be d words of an experienced legend...baba i hail u & ur soap.

Udo

Promhize: Yuzedo don offer am job, he did not accept

chai guy dis your sentence na die..kudos

#BIGWIG.

ZACHIE: Pick up the phone youngman

I've been calling.

see ur mouth like calling,abi ur calling to make enquiries of how much u will be paid for washing it abi

#BIGWIG.

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baggy4luv: she was my x..she made me addicted to self service..flatina

X koh Y ni,oga we no say u never smell punnay b4 na soap b ur savior

Bossforeva: Wonderful bullshit. But seriously where's Nairaland Middle Finger Emoticon, is that not another major tech flop of 2013?

i av told u times without numb to make Google ur friend...oga u urself b flop for nairaland

#BiGWIG.

scipher: dubai will have a rival soon

oga u must be high in wet weed...who dash u

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]genivive shd ride wit me to d sky nd by d time she land on my 42inches bulala she wil be very very comfortables[/quote]noise maker,bro i no say u never chop dis morning...come take money *gives him #50*,oya rush go buy garri

negaiyke: Enjoy ur money while u young...buh wat d f**k is it bout young milionaires nd road impatience??

nna see jamb question o..oya call am ask am

Ndi osi..mtshww,if dis ASUU people always piss u off weneva u read anything about them,don't worry i av a good cure...JOKE..oya rush & read below

Akpos came home from work
last night and said to
his wife:: "I have been given a
huge promotion at
work which means I get my
own office and get to
employ my own private
secretary".
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Wife "well please find an ugly
Private secretary ,who
doesn't have a personal
hygiene, smelly armpits and
dresses like an old woman, I
don't want you
choosing someone who you
are going to be tempted
to have an affair with".
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"That's fair enough " Akpos
replied "when do you wanna
start "
Hit LIKE if u get it

#BIGWIG

If I ate beans for a whole day I still wont give a shiit & nowadays if I switch on the T.V,i see Mandela,turn on d radio-Mandela,go on facebook or Twitter-still Mandela,check profile pix-all Mandela,pick up the newspaper-frontpage is abt Mandela....now am afraid to open the fridge

#BIGWIG.

Goodluck can u give obj what he wants?,Speaking on government issue,read d joke below

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.
When Little Akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Akpos.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' Little Akpos went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Akpos was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Akpos went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there.
So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Akpos was surprised, but then he just realised something and thinks aloud,
''OH! Now I understand the government! The president is screwing the work force, congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

#BIGWIG.

Mavor: Since the mods deem themselves wise enough to be deleting my posts and badly editing the first post of this thread. Am unfollowing this thread.

hehehe dude even if u leave dis site,nobody will notice.

Even If I ate beans for a whole day I still wont give a shiit.

ayanfeeledumare: I shall be showing the stages of how I want to build 4 mini flats (one bedroom flat) on the remaining portion of land in my compound. Stay tuned.

and d reason for showing us is??

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If I ate beans for a whole day I still wont give a shiit.

Maria what of dat ur house boy husband??..lol

What can dis gay offer to dis ashewo..abeg i get a better buh small write up for u to read

This morning Jide was in a barbing saloon getting a hair cut, while barbing, Jide saw a beautiful lady sitting patiently in the saloon.
Jide: Hello young lady, you look so beautiful.
Lady: Thank you.
Jide: Can we go on a date tomorrow night?
Lady: Sorry, i am married.
Jide: You can tell your husband you are going to visit a friend or whatever.
Lady: Tell him yourself, he is the one barbing your hair

#BIGWIG

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Enegod:

oboy see teeth...