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kayClt: Back side sexy,front side trashy

& ur d opposite abi or urs are both trashy??..lol

Money wey u for use go buy better brand new tecno..see as u mumu like Xmas goat noni.

Abeg tecno go sitdon I want to eat jollof rice with 3pieces of beef,2 torso, 4 round about,moi-moi then carry schweppes (mortuary standard) take dilute am!.

Must everybody open thread?..*spits on op's head*

I think its techno & speaking phones Please pray for my friend BANK-OLE we're on our way to d hospital.. he swallowed a memory card and he has been singing all d songs on it . Dont knw wat will happen when it gets to the videos..

#BIGWIG.

Waje be like ''eww,u av mouth odour''

Dr2great: Make i spend my hard earn money on recharge card dey call ashawo?

with d high rate of population of girls in our economy,u still dey fvck road side punnay?..dude u need Jesus

#BIGWIG

Awwww & dis by d way is my message to mtn.

Fb b like,What's on your mind?

Ok here it is...

Dear MTN, my dear MTN,
Dearest MTN, my Dearest
MTN... no matter how you people rephrase
this text and send it to me, I would not fall
victim to your business tricks.
Initially it was "few
steps away from receiving your
N2,000,000
reward".... I kept quiet... then
i checked my
balance and saw "you would not receive
your
N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to
7070"....I still kept quiet....
then i recharged and
i saw "reward your self right now, text yes to
7070 and you could win
N2,000,000"....i still
kept quiet....then i got a text and viewed it
what
i saw is "does your number end
with7070? please
send OK to 7070! *******7395
has been
rewarded with access to MTN's N2,000,000
draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....i still
kept quiet...then i saw an alert
again!!... "are you
tbag bigwig ? yello, you just won
MTN's N2,000,000 draw
text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day"
(money wey i don win i go still text 100/day
to
claim am abii?)....ok o, i
still kept quiet....then just now i received a call
and guess who called me? 7070... abeg
wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text? who knows what the next format will
be?
pals please judge me and MTN
ooo i de my
own o...dem wan force
N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na by
force? ... ‪#‎ crying‬
MTN I no want abeg!

#BIGWIG

If i begin to rain curses on fg & ASUU for making me waste a whooping 5months my comment would be banned so there is no need for posting!!!!

Already Banned by deols in Islam for Muslims for derailing thread. Ban expires on2:24pm OnFeb 12,2014.

boogiejay: i must marry her!!! come rain come sunshine come thunder!!!

*taps him*wake up fool,its morning already

And people will open dere dirty mouth & say money is bad..abeg i rather cry in a private jet Dan laugh on bicycle

*Singing*,how would u like to smoke some weed ye..burna boy

[quote author=Q.Mark]It is called leg work.

Man-U get EPL officials
Barcelona get UEFA officials
Arsenal get Nairaland officials
Chelsea get NURTW officials

At least, chelsea fans are favoured at bus stops.[/quote]oga u bad gan..chai Nurtw na agbero people naa...hahahaha

donphilopus: Except these mods are begged to moved Chelsea's match thread to the FP, they won't do! But when it comes to Arsenal, it won't take them 5mins.

Hocus pocus!

*spits on chelsea*..agbero club...how e go make fp fast..

For bad belle people wey talk say arsenal no go carry anything dis season,There are two sure things in life....

(1) there's God
(2) you are not him. So shut d FVCK UP

#teamgunnersrules

#BIGWIG

my comment would be banned so there is no need for posting!!!!

Already Banned by deols in Islam for Muslims for derailing thread. Ban expires on2:24pm OnFeb 12,2014

seankay: If he likes,he should spend 200m,all I knw is dat Arsenal are remaining trophiless at least 4 dis season

tb Joshua younger brother speaking

See all dis jamb Questions like as if u were not in Nigeria b4..mtshww.

original king1: Nice one bros. But y u dey expose ursef like this Wot of girls

guy no worry,i get back up plan

SLIDE waxie: u will now dress in ur best cloths and quickly get a cab to heaven and deliver ur letter...

see dis guy,nawa for u o anyways back to d sender..lol

SLIDE waxie: Dry

carry water pour am na

adepojuot: Dr mandela pls help me tell yusuf and muhammed that there boko boys are working hard to distroyn northen nigeria,borno and maduiguri is now a ghost town.....tell them to keep to there promises,72 virgins is what boko boys want,tell them say if boko boys reach heaven them no come see 72 virgins,omo na gonbe ooooooo.......thanks,awaiting your quick response........lol!!!

Iaz93:

naso u go continue until u break ur chick..hehehe..lol

Babes be kiaful as u go home for Xmas, this is how to know
where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures Απd plenty story is from
London (he has no money)

(2) Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China
(he has no money and he is not going back)

(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from
Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u)

(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or
Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama will help
him borrow money from the village meeting)

(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is
from USA, (they are stingy)

(6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is
from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa
to hide from narcotic police)

(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France
or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)

( Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea
(their money is near to zero value)

(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they
have small but na only drink they fit buy for u)

(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up
n down come from Malaysia and en go sell all of dem by
January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid had I know in January, by that time you no go see them again.............I don talk my own

#BIGWIG

Since na me create dis thread,make i sell dis space.

Ugom38: Tell my papa i luv n miss him alot,tell him ASUU wont let his lil girl enta her 5th n final yr

baba mandela hope ur listening oo