₦airaland Forum

Bad belle wey no want make poor man pikin watch small version of dstv..#HATERS

for does dat av not heard what our able grammar speaker said about d death of ASUU former leaders death,read below

"The grand initiation of Professor
Festus Iyayi is a lancinating loss of
another stentorian voice, against
retrograde and prebendal forces of primitive mercantilism.That he
passed through transition on
matters pro bono publico,bears
eloquent testimony to our state of
dystopia.Such is the evanescence of
life.Its all vanitas vanitatum...."

#BIGWIG

beauty without intelligence is just a display of cosmetic foolishness

No b only surulere,ajegunle nko

beauty without intelligence is just a display of cosmetic foolishness.

Even though am an arsenal fan,i still think dat dis is FoolishNess in d highest order.

Btw So SATAN was alone with EVE NAKED.And all he could do was just to convince her to eat d forbidden fruit??.,WTF,i think that NIGGA is GAY

#BIGWIG.

Awwww,she still looks pretty....

I had a blackberry phone but got angry and sold it becos
it was eating too much of my money. I them went an
bought a china phone but am now in very big trouble
1,It gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2,The phone has Tv,Touch screen,Nail cutter,Five lighter
etc 3,Text messages can be written with a tooth
4,It has so many spelling mistakes, it is written Nokla
instead of Nokia
5,When an aeroplane passes by it recods one missed
call
6,When a big track hoots it records charger connected 7,When a chinese man passed by it says one bluetooth
device found
8,When an ugly girl passes by me it says virus detected
9,When a cute girl passes by me it says ur favorite food
found
Please i want to sell it,will u buy?

#BIGWIG

No comment on ur topic for now buh life has thought me dat beauty without intelligence is just a display of cosmetic foolishness.

#ladiestakenote #BIGWIG

So in other news strike is about to be over,well lets celebrate with dis joke jor

A blind guy visited his choir mistress @ her house to share a testimony and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she shaved everyevery in front of him and she tried 2 make conversation by asking him : Brother Iyke , what brings you here? is everything fine @ home? He replied: Yes, Very fine. I came to tell u that I have done the eye operation, so i can see now!

#BIGWIG noni .

And dz sun can actually bake thousands of cake comfortably!! Phewwwwww!!!!!

I don't know if death is d cure buh nobody should take life if u can't create life....

Btw “Dear unborn child, no be me dey delay o. Na ur mama. She still dey form BADDEST GAL EVER LIVETH.”"

#BIGWIG

Oya make we dey watch naa,dis lady would go free,no b Niger we dey.

Btw for ladies who scream I love my boo; Why d advert? Who's dragging him with you?:]Y This is the 27th boo in 2yrs. You are turning to a BOO DOG.

#BIGWIG

I don't blame her sha,guess she has her reasons.

Blessed is the babe that soaketh garri and kulikuli with her boyfriend, for she alone deserves all the sharwama and KFC when money comes.

#BIGWIG

Na their way na,all of dem na thieves jor mtshww,pls read below & see how i almost died.
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I'm tired of this Dettol Adverts, children nowadays believe there are Germs everywhere.... My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with a Dettol can in his pocket. He Sprinkles his friends before he plays with them..... Sprinkles his books before reading..... This morning, my tea and bread tasted awful...I Took a few sips n bites before I realized my Nephew had poured Dettol in my Breakfast to kill germs.... If my nephew doesn't kill me,who will?

#BIGWIG

Eya,i wish i knew d man buh since i don't,i would dedicate a joke on his behalf.

TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you,
what would you
do?
STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.
TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as
well?
STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.
TEACHER: If the lion climbs the
tree?
STUDENT: I will jump into the lake
and swim.
TEACHER: If the lion also jumps
into the water and
swims after you?
STUDENT: Sir, are you on my side
or on the lion's?

Abeg who know where i fit get unused old layer fowl? .

None

Glad for her o,she av really been a good actress sha

i know We're all happy now, uhn? Ask yourself;
could this cup have been won as
Biafra
republic or Oduduwa republic or
Arewa republic alone? That Golden glove
winner
is a Yoruba man. Golden ball
winner is an
Igbo man and fair play award
winner is Hausa. I believe in Nigeria.1love

#BIGWIG

Abeg lose dis match jor..up gunners

K o buh see below.

Akpos Eyes during exam:

(←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)­

Teacher's coming! (↓_↓)

He/She's gone! (←_←)(→_→)

#BIGWIG

oneangle: My. Legs re shaking-.

u sure say u don eat today?..lol

Nothing spoil na,no how no how man must survive...

Buh i sha know dat Education used to b d key to succes until ASUU and FG
changed d padlock....

#BIGWIG.

Bia Goat minister or whatever ur name is,take TIME before Nigerians use u for xmas goat meat...mtshww.

By d way i know our government av cancer sha & i can prove it,just read below


A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies
MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving

#BIGWIG

Nna mehn,our Nigerian brothers are been slaughtered like chicken just becos dey are looking for greener pastures.#MONEY....

All i know is dat Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from peppersoup with his eyes open is not afraid of anything ~ Abraham Lincoln #BIGWIG......

Humans are the only creatures in the world, who cut down trees, make paper from it and then write, "SAVE TREES" on it!".

#BIGWIG

Wow so in Muslim calendar,d year has ended...really cool.

How will d school flow with dis unending strike..mumu politicians

Tata come & suck bre*st,commot jor,common tattoo u dey chicken out,my grandma strong pass u.

Nawa o,soon dey go blame GEJ & Stellah oduha for dis.

Abuja gals be lyk..."baby wat d u get 4 me 4 ECLIPSE".

Abuja gals be lyk..."baby wat d u get 4 me 4 ECLIPSE"