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damn dis gals are hot,wey dat versline guy ...abeg how much b 1 pack

Dem no wan die na

See grammar on top say mandela die:
**painful exist! * * Shocking lose! * *
Mandela is gun! * * We wil mix u! *
*Braking news! * * Foreva on our hats....
I jst saw som1 who wrote, "Why ar d gud
actors dieing,wot is Nollywood turning to,
RIP mandela, i'll miss ur film".
Must we all talk? O su mi ooo.


#BIGWIG

Some girls be like..Choi Nelson Mandela we'll miss your movies oh.. This your death pain me oh.lol


Buh Check my pic,it says it all.

Akshow: The delusional self importance grandeur of some people is beyond stupidity. Achebe snapped with Mandela so what? So did charlize theron, naomi campbell, Tiger woods, oprah and a host of others. Its a privilege to stand next to Mandiba and snap and Achebe was jus privileged to do that. Comparing them or tying to rival their contribution to the course of humanity is utter absurdity. Achebe is not, can not and will never be in the league of Mandiba. Fact! So stop this ur obsessive false grandeur superiority.

ode

Emusan: Op you forgot the critical part of it.

70-80% Asonna fang have had hypertension

probably died too..lol

[quote author=biker-boy]Never trust Arsenal, they will always disappoint their fans.[/quote]say who?,u or tb Joshua

genesisjohn: I still expect the trophless season to continue. This is my day. FTC

i might av created that topic here buh i don't hate arsenal..does guys are always gonna b my team & dis is our year

We all know dat d gunners are flying high dis season with high hope of winning a trophy even if na plastic cup ..lol buh did u no d events dat took place Since Arsenal last won a trophy(21st May 2005):.well Its bean 8 years, 2 months, 9 days, 19hours, 51 minutes, 27seconds ;(;(.

Lets take a look at some of d things that have happened since then...

-Lionel Messi turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4consecutive Ballond'Ors.8-)

-Steven Gerrard has played
over 340 games for Liverpool.8-)

- Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79. Members of that 2005 have won 53 trophies elsewhere. *for doubters abeg Google it*

-Chelsea have had 9 different managers.::p:p

- Lionel Messi has scored more Dan 259goals..8-)

- Arsene Wenger has earned over£56m in wages.

- 29 English teams have won domestic trophies.

- England national team have been exactly the same(SHiiIT&OVERRATED)

- Juventus and man City have been relegated,promoted and won the league.8-)

- Liverpool have won 5 trophies[This time it isn'taHISTORY story ]

- Pep Guardiola retired as aplayer, became a manager and won 15 trophies...bad guy noni

- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new players until ozil came.

- Birmingham City have been relegated three times,promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Ohwait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated.:>:>

- The planet 'Mercury' has orbited the sun 32 times.8-)

- 390 people have been caught masturbating in the street onGoogle Street View.

- Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams.

- Twitter has been created and gained over 500million users.

- Man. City have spent about£930 Million pounds on players & yet still struggling to win ucl.:/:/

- Every English club across every English league has changed manager except arsenal.

- Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2.

- Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including World Cup.

- Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32games... Oh and he's won 5trophies.8-)

- Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got married&had 2 kids.. and he'swon 6 trophies.

- Zambia won the AFCON.

- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177midfielders & yet arsenal still av d strongest midfield today:p:p:p.

- The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calmdown Barcelona fans,I wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape ]

- There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats...wat dafuq?

- Chuck Norris has personally taken down 1,122 international terrorists...james bond tins

- Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5times.. [incredible,this coming from Robben sha]

- Nigerians has voted for the first graduate president, he has ruled and died;(

- Africa's leading terorist group Bokoahram have been formed and has been responsible for the death of over 3500 civilians excluding the military men;(;>

- Frank Lampard mum, Pat Lampard was dead and buried

- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,lost it, purchased a hair transplant and then lost it again No b Joke o

-The famous & legendary former president of south Africa is dead..

To b continued next time or better still add urs

UP GUNNERS #BIGWIG

Just saw it on news dat d Former president of south Africa is dead..source Tvc

iterator25: please kill yourself

u 2

Na dem sabi jor.Wetin concern me?
I luv my girlfriend, that's my business. U may know her other boyfriends, that's ur business. Her
friends may know who she flirts with, that's their business!
Now can we all mind our business?

Buh seriously am single

What is happening here again,so dis guys omitted my name in dis years list,am goin to sue dis people for a fine of $50m..*calls lawyer on phone*.

Imagine what she will look like if i pour a bucket of water on her.

[quote author=tj-dj]25-30k and its impossible to meet their target, apart from the salary you also earn commision on targets but the commission is so small that you hardly earn 50 naira per every million brought in, i did the job in 2009. We had our training in Apapa,apart from the stupid salary paid you are expected to dress in expensive suit and wear powerful white and blue shirt that will attract potential account opening persons......rubbish work,i still have their lapel at home to remind me of slave labour i went through that year[/quote]my comment would be banned so there is no need for posting!!!!

Awwww,dis is good news..buh wait,all d trash we talk here is also viewed by millions (eg d versline dude)..chai naso we dey spoil our image small small

So them dey fear to loose customers :>,i thought they were making noise of how to cut of d service..mumu network;>.

Una never tire for dis ASUU matter?..ladies go & get married & guys go & get a reasonable paying job even if na 5k dem pay u...as for me am already self employed

#teamnextyear #bigwig

What the hell is goin on here,dis guy sha black like black....if no b say my club still dey top i for yab u now

Red is the colour
Football is the game
Arsenal is my team
The Gunner is my name !

#BIGWIG

Eww..see as dudes dey trip for fat..imagine how she would look like if she gives birth

#teamslimfit

SLIDE waxie: How do u 'plaster' a head without shaving it?

by putting plaster on d head with super glue

Chai see head & yet he kept on singing against them..dis man is truly a rear gem...#legendary

She is due oo

For Jim iyk's mind ''i be James bond''..buh d guy pull crowd oo

oya tap another joke

AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.

Q: where is judas from? Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.

Q: what is Lazarus surname? Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".

Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.

Q: complete this bible quote,
"many are called but..."

Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back

#BIGWIG

I think i like dis car cos it would fit ma gf *Brings out cheque book*,op what name should i write on d cheque?.

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Never heard of d song b4 self

dgitrader: if u must throw away your sim, first dail *500# to borrow about N500airtime, finish it before dumping the sim.

oga u bad oo

>> ASUU strike has been called
off.

>> Iphone 5 now sold for N5000
(apprx. $30)

>> Rihanna impregnated by a 17-year old. (just joking)

>> Facebook now pay cash to its
frequent users.

>> Cure to HIV found!!!

>> Women begs men for love!

>> Patience Jonathan defeats prof. Wole Soyinka in a literary debate.

Add yours, keep the fun going.

Leebliss13: C00l writeup.

thanx