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EMMA 4 JESUS: Na to read & pray na hin sure pass. Wel, 4 ppl wey dy study hard courses, make dm use d strike as an advantage. I Pray dy kall d strike off dis month.

i guess ur course is not professional1 + na next year go sweet pass for skools to resume

ennon92: Nice! But i just hope there is an end in sight cos I'm tired of reading till date ...is not easy @ all by reading same thing over 'n' over.

yea i get ur point buh u can't give up just like dat

Nice pic & i love u guys smile.A smile is a language even a babi undstnd.it costs notin bt creates much.it hapns in a flash but d memory of it may last 4eva.so pls kip on smilin

Flavor hope she gave u d punnay after d video shoot cos babe like dillish go sweet for doggy style...

Miner13: a reasonable, determined and discipline student should have left school with his/her text books. Even if the strike wil only last for 2wks. I could remeber i told my frnd ensured you travelled with your course material.
This your comment is not a welcoming 1 at al

well spoken

kindy86: give me 1 reason why God nogo punish pastors

becos he is a merciful God

December 25 was first declared a public holiday by emperor AURELIA in 274AD whch was a civic holiday in celebration of the birth of the sun god. That is the same public holiday that is globally celebrated as christmas holiday until today. By 336AD, in that same city and on the same december 25, countered by celebrating the birth of Jesus to rival the pagans. The bible warns about departure from faith.2tim. 4:3-4, acts. 20:28-31. Gal.1:6-10. The feast was introduced to CONSTANTINOPLE in 379AD, to Antioch about 380AD. And to Alexandria about 430AD. Christmas was especially controversial in 4th century CONSTANTINOPLE,being the "fortress of Arianism", the feast disappeared after GREGORY OF NAZIANZUS resigned as bishop in 381AD, although it was reintroduced by JOHN CHRYSOSTOM in about 400AD. At that time, debates raged over the usefulness of celebrating the birth of Jesus at all. The only christian feast that had gained ground in those days was Easter celebration which started in the 3rd Century. Neither Jesus nor the apostles instructed the celebration of Easter either. Our Lord only commanded that we remember and proclaim his death by observing Holy Communion every first day of the week. Acts.20:7, 1cor.11:23-26. In 527AD, DIONYSIUS put december 25th as a date of christ's birth. He puts christmas on the map. Jesus was born, he declared, on December 25 in the Roman year 753. From the origin of Rome in the Old testament, the already backslided churches accepted this date without scriptural support simply because they wanted to have a feast with the same glamour and customs of Saturnalia. Many more history still on the way enjoy urselves..happy xmas in advance

Mtshww,ASUU should just grow up & stop dis mess they started

Am so cute *so i was told*,dat gals flock around me steady,well i get asked out like 1-2 times in a week by ladies (not makin mouth),+ i sabi park my limousine for ladies garage well well...no wonder dey always com back for more

#BIGWIG.

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Eya,so what of people like us dat was born & bred in usa dat don't av a native name,are we not goin to partake in dis fun fp ish??..no,i will tel u my English name jor.

Its BIGWIG
dictionary wise it means AN IMPORTANT PERSON buh i was meditating on d name buh was not satisfied or pleased so i decided to add more meaning to d name by adding a meaning to each letter of d name

B--Believing
I-In
G-God
W-With
I-Increased
G-Gratitude

I think d name is more reasonable with d too meanings....

Click like if u av ever read my joke on both fb & nairaland b4

#BIGWIG NONI.

The walking dead
Strike back
The event
The cleaners
True blood
Greek
and lastly,PAPA AJASCO..lol

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a very unusual funeral procession.
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about a 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man could not stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog,
"I am sorry for your loss,and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.
Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied
"Well,the first coffin is for my wife."
The inquisitive man asked
"What happened to her?"
The man replied
"She was so quarrelsome that my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered
"My mother-in-law; she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied-
"Please join the queue. All the people you see in the queue want to borrow the dog."

#BIGWIG

udohjaphet: good and interesting one. I recommend front page 4 them oooo

lets hope our esteemed mod are listening

FOR STUDENTS

In 2002,dia was an ASUU strike dt
spanned for six
months! I was a remedial
student!.an average
student!,so I maximally read all my
courses via
those six months so as to be
abreast with exams
wheneva we resumed! ASUU,d
leadin Nija striker called off her
strike afta
six months,i then took my old
bags,went to d
park,boarded for Mkd... with all d
jonimesis,I reached south core to
my
room C 40!.
Lo and behold,exams started on a
monday afta a
week of revision!.
D invigilation of exams was
designed in such a
way dt ur neighbors in d exam
halls were not your level,different
courses and well spaced aisles
between desks to fight any form
of girrafing!...ex
am mal-practice was truly hell of
an option.it was
supposed to b far away from d
halls!... ''all man to his booklet and
surname'' ...hehe Now,in my exam
hall,dia was ds man in his
second extra yr.A stunch political
student with a
very good command of queens
english..failure of
d course he was writting would
attract no award
of degree.All his yrs of swoting
and burning nyt
candles would b in vain! .He
couldnt just take chances!...he
came prepared wt ''CHOKES''. D
invigilators, Ibanga and co
obliviously put ds man
to lead d attack of d exam hall.i
was lucky to b a
winger to enjoy atleast d air
billowing d windows
of room A 91 amid sweat and
exam fever. Sittin in front and
having nothing to write afta
two hrs,he started complainin
saying
confidently...oga,ds place wey
una tire me,i no go
fit chop grass abeg!...I no like ds
seat...d invigilator
asked him...U b goat?...u wan chop
grass!?... he complained till he was
taken to d last seat of d
hall!.... Aaaaa!.jungle don
mature!..I fit chop grass
here! He smiled!...brought out his
chokes and
started copying!... B4 I cud say
Jack robbison,he was caught red
handed by an invigilator!!!...
damn!...EXPULSION!!!.. He stood
up and was
speaking to himsef...mba sha ya
yar tom ve kure
ve ...i.e my village ppl don
accomplish dia mission
today!!!..then don scata my
career.na so dis guy
take leave sch in tears oh! . .
Epilogue!!!


1.Our academic system is
becoming sick!....
agreed! But If d street is
becoming military,everyb
ody has to b a soldier to survive!
During ASUU
strikes,students must try as
much as possible to
take advantage of dis bad break
to read those
courses that are difficult to them!

2.In d NAME OF GOD!!!...stop
blaming ur village ppl
for ur failures!...call on God who
created u to give
u d wisdom to read ur courses!

3.NEVA TAKE PAPERS TO EXAM
HALLS NO MATTER
HOW UNPREPARED U R FOR D
EXAM...

4.if them tire u were grass no dey
but safety
dey,abeg,make u stay dia quietly!

5.finally,we must all learn to take
advantage of
delays in our lives!... Na out of love
I de
talk!.

#BIGWIG NONI

ONLY IN lasgidi

Why do lasgidi people like saying things twice? E.g. Mago mago, follow follow, yamma yamma, puff puff, chin chin, kuli kuli, waka waka, moi moi, jedi jedi, sharp sharp, yori yori, gb'omo gb'omo, borrow borrow, thief thief, lie lie, fear fear, touch touch, talk talk, holy holy, jaga jaga, scatter scatter, kabu kabu, chuku chuku,wuru wuru,look look, chop chop.
See you, laff laff. I know u'll like dis message lol......op u now make lagos d former capital territory sound so bad...if ur coming to lag pls just be ready for adventure especially d traffic cos u go dey for road eh until d monkey in u screamx out.

#BIGWIG

If no b say dis topic dey fp,wetin concern me with deeper life.buh since e dey fp,e better make i comment my reserve

Go 9ja

If i ain't getting d pussy,no spending noni.

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as
it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the
153 hens... The farmer is impressed
thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic
rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The
farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he
finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the
geese and parrot too which scared the
hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer
finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead &
vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You
deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U
deserve this "The rooster opens one
eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them
land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my
whole bleeping career"

#BIGWIG

*runs to market* madam how much b ur cup of garri,.

Hahahaha,my guy how prison be na,hope d gay bosses inside there no Bleep ur shiit hole...lol

does it run on android?

Wow..talk about service to humanity..cool stuff

You dey shittz for bush
and your own shittz come dey tell you say" do
quick!, do quick!!"...dear just be urself & don't mind what others think

Second hand or new 1,all i no is dat wen i wan f,i go pull am throwaway fast.No one is perfect. It's those beautiful imperfections that make life interesting and worth living..

.I don't even no ma village,Well am based in USA through out my life buh i think okija juju is my brother....

''nairaland babes b like,dis guy na American citizen'',akuko ifo

#TEAMOKIJA..am dedicating dis joke to my fellow ndi igbo

One day, a rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana
"Hey" he said to the giraffe "why do you do this to yourself my friend?, just run around the forest with me, and you'll feel happier"
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and started running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking heroin
"hey" said the rabbit to the elephant "why do you destroy yourself with drugs?, just run around the forest with me and you'll definitely be happier"
The elephant thought about this and left his drugs and started running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw Mr Lion taking coke, a powerful drug
"Hey" the rabbit said to the lion "why do you punish yourself so?, just run around the forest with me and you'll feel happier"
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the rabbit the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion "This guy is only trying to help us from taking drugs, why are you beating him up?"
Then the lion said "Dont mind this idiot, thats how he makes me run around the forest with him whenever he's high"


#BIGWIG

Gunners all d way

If no b say dis na front page i for no just comment..since na fp & i no sabi wetin dem dey yan,I COMMENT MY RESERVE

Oboy 98 no b small tin..baba God,i must reach a reasonable amount of age b4 i leave both nairaland & earth..amen