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careytommy: Vanguard and The Guardian are the only credible newspapers in Nigeria.

dude dats ur choice noni not d majority

Punch deserves it jor does guy can really carry new exceptionally...

Gone are those days I was a kid
when....
Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER,
Dick was a NAME, Bang was a SOUND,
SCREW was a mechanical tool, CLIMAX simply referred to an end.
DOGGY was just a dog Scissors, wheelbarrow, missionary
were just words
ROD was just an iron... UUhhhh!
But Now that I'm grown up, I notice they just
sound so weird in public every time i mention
them, People say am Naughty.... Was my teacher lying or... Did i
attend the wrong school??

Blessed is the babe that soaketh garri and kulikuli with her boyfriend, for she alone deserves all the sharwama and KFC when money comes.

So don jazzy finally wore my #200k chain..dis guy self,i been tell u say i no like borrow borrow noni..infact i dash u self

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Well,We are all entitled to our own opinion

Justeenaleo: Yes

PLEASE MY FOLLOW NAIRALANDER JUDGE THIS

A Friend Came to My House one Day and He
met me Doing My Yahoo Job and He said He
wanted to JOIN. So He started and after
Months He Came Asking Me Why i make More
Money than he does. Then i told Him mine
involved Diabolical Powers. He said he would
do it too. Then i took him to the Native Doctor
that Did Mine nd He was told to RUN MAD IN
GHANA FOR 2YRS AS THE SACRIFICE. Now 2YRS
HAS PASSED AND NW, THE FRIEND IS BACK (MAD)
IN NAIJA TO COMPLETE THE PROCESS BUT THE
NATIVE DOCTOR DIED SIX MONTHS AGO. HE IS
STILL MAD ON THE STREETS OF PORT HARCOURT.

Is it my Fault?

I will treat an enemy exactly d same way he treated me..shikina.

ASUU ß |¥k if u feeling dis strike spiritually,letme hear u say'"Next Year'"......

Well i guess Behind any successful woman,there is a man checking out her ass....may be osaze cup done full

Abeg i don tire fo dis ASUU matter jor..me don start beta biz

#teamnextyear

A sick man turned to his doctor, as
he was preparing to leave the
examination room and said,
“Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me
what lies on the other side”. Very
quietly, the doctor said, “I don’t
know”.
“You don’t know? You a religious
man. Do not know what is on the
other side?”
The doctor was holding the
handle of the door; on the other
side came a sound of scratching
and whining, and as he opened
the door, a dog sprang into the
room with his tail wagging and an
eager show of gladness.
Turning to the patient, the doctor
said, “Did you notice my dog? He’s
never been in this room before.
He didn’t know what was inside
….. He knew nothing except that
his master was here, and when
the door opened, he sprang in
without fear. I know little of
what is on the other side of
death, but I do know one thing.
I know my Master is there and
that is enough for me......

COME ON, LET'S GIVE SATAN A BIG
HEADACHE,IF U LOVE JESUS PLS CLICK LIKE........#BIGWIG

Chai,u Guys rock well all i know is dat Very soon u will see a text like dis 4rm MTN.
"Tonto dike has not taken her bath since 3 days“, text smell to 3212” to smell armpit"
Or
"Klint D drunk has not drank alcohol in d past 12 hours"
"Text "Alcohol" to 33113 to give him a bottle".

Cool write up See Chat oo

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are
beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because
you are in Avondale and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,
going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are
you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!.

I won't take anything away from does guys,dey were absolutely flawless & d good 1s should move ahead.


Btw A Cockroach's last words to a man who
wanted to kill it. "Go ahead & kill me, u
coward! You are just jealous because I made
your woman scream more than you could
ever do when I climbed on top of her!"

#BIGWIG

Lifted by frank Edward.

Op the only thing appalling here is your phone camera

Thanks but that thread is old and i people have stopped replying.i want to know the current salary scale for banks and their various welfare package

boneruns: You can find your answers here:

www.nairaland.com/898742/bank-paying-highest-salary-entry

Thanks op for d awareness u created.

Buh did u know dat Today is supposed to be Boyfriends day! Ladies surprise your man today..collect His account number..put something there! It wont kill you,You wont die!

icebebe: and hw com u ar shookin mouth in deir matter,sorry to ask also do u do anyfin else

and how cum u are also shookin ur mouth in their biz,sorry to ask also,ice u no get work?..lol

.

Thats the price.its already on sale in Brazil and some other countries.don't know if its on sale in UK ebay

htconeline: 16g only nd no space for sd.don't be suprise if d prize is much dan what u are seeing dat how Motorola deceived wen dey want to lunch moto x.

With d way dey played against Ethiopia,nigeria would cry,just wishing dem luck

If Lionel Messi was a Nigerian....He'd still be playing for our Under 17

Nawa o

I won't be surprised if someone tweets 'Hell Fire Things' on Judgment Day!

Yes i don show with my pistol,fashola who dey disturbe u

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Ngige all d way

Akpors was in a dream when he
saw chelsea and Arsenal playing
football.
Akpors was shouting....."chelsea go win"....."chelsea go win"......i say na chelsea go win".
Immediatly, ochoku interupted.....
"na lie, Arsenal go win".
(still in the dream)...After the
argument. Akpors and ochoku
engage them selve's into beting. Akpors bet with ochoku that.....if
chelsea win's the match....he will
slap him two times...but if Arsenal
win's...then ochoku will slap
akpors.
(All these happend in the dream) After the dream, akpors woke up
and was very happy.
After two days....akpors heard
that truly....chelsea and Asenal has a match to play that day at
evening. So at the evening time.....chelsea and arsenal finaly played the
match and chelsea won the
match....with two goals. Akpors just rushed to ochoku
house....when he saw him.....he
used all the strength he has and
gave ochoku a confirm dirty slap.
Hmmm....ochoku nearly fainted...so
with the last strenght he has he managed to ask akpors
saying....why did you slap me?
Akpors replyed him saying......"yo
u don forget our beting for
dream?.

is akpors normal?.

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bia mods take time