₦airaland Forum

Brexxit:

Most people might think the man is craving for attention.

Some might say he is mad or crazy.
But of a truth their are so many things going on in the realm of the spirit that the ordinary man cannot understand.

Occult grandmasters do engage each other in spiritual combats to gain higher status in the spiritual world.

Flamees:
Itel wey dey hang like say producers forgot to put RAM

Lilpen3758:
Please nairalanders I need 5k abeg it's urgent please na beg I dey use God beg anybody way be say he get am
Abeg
Please I can't afford to miss this opportunity
Abeg ......

Hausa:
Can you give me, please?
I'm in a quandary myself.
Two people from Firstbank and one from Stanbic made a withdrawal. They got debited and my pos or credit card reader did not acknowledge that it was successful. It showed an error instead. I had to give them the money based on trust.
They're yet to get a reversal from their bank.

Is there any tip on how to avoid this with my POS machine?

MrCork:
but Why do women keep calling me Daddy?
everytime I walk pass a chick, she says Hello Daddy.

The problem is that Marreied women are also calling me Daddy. Please help/ Please advise!!

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Divoc19:
She's just scared of making you lazy by supporting you now.

Have a good talk with her, let her know you know her fears and you wouldn't let it happen.

Some men become lazy when they know their woman will help them out.

olufunmi01:
3 years relationship

booscy:
Upgraded Fishing Boat

Others are building Submarines they're converting fishing trawlers by fixing machine guns, installing London used computers, fixing DSTV dish and repainting

kollinzgee:
I just started dating a hausa girl she is a christian and very well behaved and intelligent.
But the problem is my friend who speaks hausa fluently because he once lived in the north. whenever he is around they deviate from speaking normal english to hausa its makes me insecure and jealous because i feel they relate better because i dont understand hausa,i dont want to act immature so i feel like telling her to stop.

Juleh01:
Join me pls. Not feeling hungry but want to keep my mouth busy.

P. S: I finished the whole spicy cashew nut

NaijaBoy213:
with N500 I can teach u how to take a loan from 15 loan apps without paying.
They won't even send a defamatory message to your contacts. If u like believe me or not. E dey your hand.

BetBuilder365:
abeg I don tire for today, na to wait for Mayweather to beat that pompous fool to coma then my day go bright small..

Juliusmalema:
But they can go about in people's houses stealing indomie and red oil during lock down?

kellystone87:
Pls can someone recommend a 3sim small phone with wifi enabled for me...is urgent

Emmadoc:
I've been toasting this fine girl for 6 years now, but she keep saying she has a boyfriend, that she can't date me...

I really love her, please help me out, what do I do to make this girl mine.

I'm 21 years old...

benzene00:
Stupid símp

Mujinho4b:
Wow Nice. She is wearing Hijab. This made my day. Masha Allah.

MasonKendall:
I was looking for Airtel and MTN cheat on Google. Nairaland was referred.

michaelpop50:
You are not suppose to be cool with them at this time of your life. Them fit poison your enemy oh. Make you dey look well. Most of the people when Bleep me up for school, I mess them up when i start to make bar for street. I cut all off completely.

2elliot:
It was in 300level, and we were doing our course registration at the dept. We were on a queue, then the babe was at my front, and so I innocently mentioned to her that she looks good and her perfume is cool. She then turned back and said I wasn't her type. I was fucking embarrassed because everyone at that point turned to face us as she rained cuss words at me. I apologised. After the registrations, she walked up to me and apologised that she was sorry, and that her outburst was as a result of not eating since that morning and that she was really hungry and angry. I then said no problem; after that I asked her to follow me. I took her to a nice restaurant and she had her fill and equally bought takeaway and gave her extra cash. She was very grateful. I continued with that niceness to her, and even when she wanted us to date I refused. But now that redpill has opened my eye, I am ever more careful to allow a girl broke shame me again.

Matheusmartin:
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I heard it's angel michael that directed me to this country..


Na on judgement day we go settle scores..

Offpoint1:
If you are blunt guy: Hey babe, mind we fxck tonight?

If you're shy: Baby I need you tonight...


If you're good guy: Gist, hold hands, rob lap (ignition point) to active the activator.


If you're bad guy: Take a bath, come out naked with hard on, walk up to her, point a finger to your dick and say "Baby my snake is hungry... Can you feed him please?


If you're a pastor, don't do anything, Devil will use you USEFULLY