₦airaland Forum

Ekpeitut:
Are you guys planning a wedding or a funeral? Jeez!

Omihanifa:
Dont always rush to comment on things you don't fully understand

design106:


No be only signs.
If all of us left our relationships cos our partners were exhibiting one of these signs, there wouldn't be any relationships left.

dazzlingd:
Dont judge listening to one side of a story...
Be wise

morgan100:
I have this stupid neighbor that is a fool at forty, he does nothing, na the wife dey be the main source of income, yet he will be behaving as if he feeds everyone in the compound, if you see am greet am, he will answer as if he was the one who gave you the eba that you are last night.

If we need to fix anything in the compound, he will categorically say it's none of his business, and when the 3 flats contribute to fix it, he will use it. (Eg, the pumping machine).
He has a mental disorder. Abeg, avoid such people.

He fights around with the most stupid reason, he tried it with me sometimes ago, me give am premium para...

The guy na he goat, am planning on moving out of the house.... The guy is a jealous being that is not always happy when he sees that things are moving well for someone. He begins to throw tantrum.

Hobbshaw:
Literally the house doesn't have a toilet, is either we go the bush or shit inside nylon then dump it in the bush .
But my neighbor, family of 3 will poo inside nylon and keep it in the bathroom for days before dumping it .

Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to passerby.
Lol she is competing with you. Na low self esteem dey worry that one. Don't ever give her attention. Just ignore her.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.

EmekaBlue:
Frying Turkey almost every weekend and their kitchen window is by my room

Ajimusty2:
Mine has been playing the same gospel music for the past 16 months it’s irritating.

Maryjane001:
Stay off-k in a lodge. Na students dey my lodge and none of us get generator.
Only my landlord's brother has a generator which he placed just few inches from my window. That Gen dey make noise ehn...I hate noise so much reason why I love my lodge cuz it is very quiet. But since this guy got a second hand generator, most times I find myself praying that it never starts....lol. My prayer works sometimes.
Also I don't know why I don't like his current gf. Not like it is any of my business, but there is this bad vibe I start to get when this babe is near me. More like trouble. But,I try to help her anytime she asks for my help - well we are not on talking terms.
Next is this female neighbor that lives in a big 3 storey building beside my lodge. This annoying woman will just be shouting "Amen" continuously for more than 30 minutes at 6:30am. Funny enough,we don't even know the woman facially. I do think she is unstable though...
In that same house, there is a guy that always stares at me, continuously everytime I m brushing outside even till now.
Then those in my lodge that use soap lather to design everywhere in the public bathroom.

Olisehinnocent:
Mine is that he don't know how to pump water but he knows how to use it. We share the same tank, if the tank is full, he will pass beside it and go his way. He won't bother to disconnect it. After pumping the water sometimes, he will on his water tap and the water will be wasting. From my flat I will be hearing the sound of running tap. Before three hours the two tanks will be empty again and we will start waiting when the nepa bring light to pump water again. If any of the water facility spoil, he won't contribute a dime. I will be the one to bear the burden. The thing don tire me sef

msakhere:
Living in a stroey building where my neighbor will not prepare super/dinner on time, but will prefer to be pounding yam at late hours. We no dey fit sleep, always tum tum tum.

cricifixo:
Always trying to find out where i work & why i didn't go out

Eryyy92:
Intelligent and illetrate?
Marry her
Don't ask me why

LMS1:
my friend told me these new sim cards are Tokumbo Sims And it came in to Nigeria through SEME border that is why they are So costly and I blindly agreed with him

saajus:
VAR must be just. There was an obvious handball in the buildup to Leceister's goal. It was very obvious. The hand changed the direction of the ball, so it was handball. When the ball hit the leg of the player, it's going backward to Chelsea's goal, but the hand of the player changed the direction of the ball to the player that lay the final pass to Tillersman. It's an easy pick. Is aw it at real time. Why can't VAR pick that?

falcon01:
I guess he was arrested for murdering those bars

Born2winnx:
You ain't a real nigga..

That's not how to treat a nigha man.... tomorrow you gon see him and hide your fûckin face.

PrinzEleju:
I once had a roommate in Law School, very handsome guy and cool headed. A complete ladies man, and quite nice.
We used to contribute to fetch water as we were living in the lat floor of 2 storey building.
Our problems started with water. I only consume 2 buckets of water daily, but this guy dey shit like snails (o maa nyagbe bi igbin), like 4 or 5 times daily. Therefore, consuming a lot of our joint water.
It didn't end well with our relationship.

shitshappen:
First week of living as roommates, Oga poured kerosene inside our pot of freshly cooked egusi soup just because of minor disagreement.

MejiLoyon:
I was the bad roommate. Didn't contribute in house chores or cooking. I dey drink. I dey carry woman. Dey nack baba go dey outside dey wait. When towtow don go and he enter I go dey see as he dey control him erection in vain. The lovemaking atmosphere don penetrate am.

Compensated him with one solid babe. Na there our fight end. Babe nack sense into him head. Hehehe

FuckThaMod:
Seems this guy is truly innocent and the whole thing was just an accident. Social media and fake news sef

Officialgarri:
I believe his version of the story. Looks accurate of what I thought in my head.

But trust our emotional social media CIA, they sold us many pathetic stories and made me to almost begin to sympathize with the murderer.
One unknown blog even said he had over 50 shallow graves in his yard.

BelloP:
Tried Colgate, Tried Oral B. Will buy whitening strips if I see for market. Going to dentist? too much wahala. This Davido is maketer.

unity004:
abeg someone should recommend a dental clinic for me around lekki toll gate

lilvicky68:
I wasted my money on teeth whitening.. 15k the teeth no even white self.. No be everybody teeth go fit white no stress yourself..

Asianjollof007:
Bro, i'm just 24 and freaking ashamed of myself. I can't even move freely in my hood, i feel bad for still staying in a face me i slap you house with my parents. This life is not really fair, tbh.

temitope27:
akure oloyemekun is the safest and the most peaceful place in Nigeria