₦airaland Forum

pregnantMan:
Their soundtrack during sex is always funny
You will hear woohoo woyoo.. ouchh maya Allah..kasa kasa woyo woyooo .. sweet pussies

jaelz:
I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

Nemesis0147:

Kelvin30286063:
Was the stunt by the bike men necessary? He would have gotten maximum respect if the bike men were not throwing stunts. Now people will think it's one garage chairman from Lagos that just arrived.at least that's the first impression that comes to my mind whenever I see someone being excorted and the bike men are doing crazy stunts.
Really rich mature people don't like that.

Hammyaladin:
Again, just because they don't make too much noise during burial doesn't mean they don't have. Notherners don't celebrate burial. It's done quickly!

If you see real money, come Niger, come Abuja, come Lagos, come kano, come kaduna!!! Until then shoemakers and maishayis are better at what they do. Than to go do steal they be content with the little.


Abi you don't have cobblers from your part?


Again if you wan see money, come Abuja, come kano, come kd, come Lagos, come Niger!!!

musapeter72:
There is nothing to envy about ill-gotten wealth.

Obatala7Kronos:
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hybrid11:
Is ram sweeter than goat??

Sunmoluvic:
Both of us has been living in same apartment for 6 months now, the first 3 months, we don't talk that much, but now we are close, she ask me for thing and I ask are too, I do visit are room sometimes. I've started developing a kind a feelings for her and I told her about it, but she rejected, the more I see her everyday, the more my feelings grow for her.
She once told me its a lust and will go away with time.
What do I do, I can't stop thinking about her.

Cholls:
My brother now that you've found out what are you planning on doing

rosalieene:
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ekene101:
I collected over 15 apps and did not pay,they threatened to message my contacts and I told them to go ahead and they did,each time they call about d money I refer them to my contacts.they have been begging and even reduced the amount to d initial capital. But I told Dem to go collect it from d contacts dey texted.

tope777:
Prepaid meter,3 Bedroom, 23hrs/day light...average 9k per month, No Generator since 2009.woji -Portharcourt Nigeria

abhosts:
50 Million Naira is equivalent to $100,000 USD. Nobody earning that annually is considered poor anywhere in the world.

pocohantas:
I actually spread it at my balcony, the hidden one, because I love my panties sun-dried. But if I am out, I am sure that would freak you out, so the next place is the bathroom. Every other day I see some guys complain about it and I wonder if the panties should be stuffed in their mouths instead.

HundredWays:
feel at home feel at home.. weyrey use my towel dey clean im shoe

vickydankal:
I and my husband had long stop the use of "feel at home" in our house. The last time we did, a church member lived with us for 2 years and 8 months. In fact he left because we paid for a self con apartment for him and he kept coming for Weekends until my husband told him off. The man can finish 3 cups of garri at 8pm dinner and still go out boil 3 packs of noodles by 10pm
It seems that word is meant for the Rich guests

obiekunie01:
how can you be eating pussy and swallow the drips

AMATEURS EVERYWHERE!

You eat and pour the damn fluid back on it.

you can eat pussy for hours without anything passing your throat - if you know you knw.


bsides, the hoe wey get that opante carry yukriputu.
clean pussy doesn't bleach panties.

babyfaceafrica:
And this is news?

RisenJoe:
Lonliness, how do you guys deal with lonliness not physical but mental cos you can't find someone to challenge you mentally even our ladies aren't helping matters at all.... Am really lonely here living all alone for a long time, no gf cos the ones I usually see aren't intellectually sound but dunce.... Pls guys how do you deal with it....

Cc... redGidpillar

Enginiaman1:
Calm down, Italy is winning this match life!
Don't forget me though, smile

newguy1:
The favourisim that got England to these point is out of these world. I have never seen a tournament where one team played virtually all there games at home in one stadium n they call these fair play

KosiGee:
He sha gave me my 300, i came down but suddenly heard twai on my cheek and it’s this conductor giving me a sound slap as the bus drove by.

ekitimanalways:
I have resulted in barbing myself now. I now give myself 'gorimapa' haircut until further notice...

mrchineke:
What kind of idiots are we Nigerians? What is funny about this?

Kondomatic:
Be doubting.




Spaghetti can get you true love in Kogi State

felixzo1:
I dey use tura but still black like charcoal.

paulolee:
change am based on wat?? wetin i de use since 2005, abi d sponge complain gv u

femijay8271:

U never "shee" anything ooo

Ipob waiting for you like this below

BKayy:
So this man is truly dead.

So the man that battles different spirits from hell died just like that. No fight nothing.

Black people when una go get sense?
When will you people realise that pastorship is hustle just like yahoo?

SUGARCyprian247:
Bet me, this guy might not monitor this babe way about.

He will still respect her NO.

He is too big for that car.

He has moved on.

He is one of the few guy among others guys that think different.




Exactly, bro I can do this. If I have the money I will do it double self. I once bought my ex BD gifts 4 months after she dumped me