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Thanks to the Special agents of Amotekun

Multiple ladies broke a rumor i was banging them

It made me appear like a fucvkboy... My guys weren't even sure if its true....

A rumor that i possess 2 different black cards

Not all are angel with wings

But when you meet an average american white
They are cute, some are tall and probably lacks some body fats... They make use of Perfume, hair care, all that good stuff makes them smell good...

When it comes to love and affection, white lady can be romantic.. Most of their intentions are true... When they say I love you.. Take note of it and reciprocate. They love attention more than anything..
They do not request for urgent 2k
They do not depend you... Most of them work off high school and college
They can easily take you home for dinner with thier parent
They are not design to wash ur dishes, cloth or clean your room
Its not their duty to cook for you.. If you hungry order pizza

You spilt bills whenever you at a restaurant
You don't beg for sex, they don't do shakara.. As long you dating and you not a pain in the ass... That puzz is all yours

They are very jealous
They have access to 9mm, messup and you gone

Marry one today and your life will never remain the same

Good luck

There Is No Single Off Switch

Right, down to it, the issue with turning the internet off is that the internet isn't actually run or controlled by one central location; there is no kill switch as it were.

SegFault:
Yes we deserve it, but those countries will drag Nigeria to the ecowas if they don't give them what they ask for?

Are you kidding right now?

You telling me its part of the law to sell electricity to those countries...

Bro its choice.

I wonder why ecowas haven't sanction Nigeria for closing border...

198800Mam:
THIS IS PURE WATER NOT HOLY WATER..... HOLY WATER U BLESS N PRAY OVER IT IN FAITH

Good sense of humor
Kidding bro

SegFault:
Those countries pay for it.

And Nigerians are owing or doesn't deserve 24hrs light

How do you make holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.

How do you catch a bra?




With a booby trap.

And yo' gotta realize nigeria as a country supply electricity to these countries.. Nigeria needs to step the fucck up n' fix all dis mess.. No single citizen deserve sufferin' from one of tha largest producin' oil nation

seguno2:
As a palliative sack of rice, gari or yam flour?
Or attractive as what

Hoodlums should just take over and deal with the rest.

As a human being

She's super attractive and I love everything about her

My choice!

Kingscee:
You're from the South West right?

I'm not sure
I will hav to ask my people..

But she's attractive no doubt

bamasite2:
You don't mean it

100℅

Highway patrol

Lapd : hello gentlemen

Driver bro : hello officer, may I help you?

Lapd: liences and registration pls

Driver bro : hand over docs

Lapd : where you off to

Driver bro : On a tour at Stockton, California Campus

Lapd : confirm and return docs, hello mr can I see your I'd

Driver bro : his talking to you

Me: student I'd

Lapd : fresher?

Me: yes sir

Lapd : trunk pls.... Checked! Have a good one..


Other one at world trade center

Sis : I need a fancy picture... Approached gentle looking US army on patrol

Sis : my kid want a selfie, you care?


Army : sure... With smiles

Picture taken

Sis : thanks

Army : sure ma'am, have a good one



In short if you appear to be a descent looking black african american... You got no problem with the cops or feds...

She's attractive

May God bless you in all that you do throughout this week and always. Amen

ehix89:
Bros head different, but I no fit advise person stay for this country, especially a young and promising young man at that

I won't either and never advice anyone to stay
But if you have a career Fg job at hand its good to stay In your country and serve

Just imagine a senior immigration officer applying for 1st world country visa and you think he won't be respected...

He can always fly outside the country for visit or for short course...

ehix89:
Baba you lie o, Immigration job na moi-moi job, I don see people leave better paying and more secured job jappa enter Canny, no deceive yourself, Naija don cast

Inside life... Canny don dey cast too

I know a Canadian citizen by birth that apply for work visa in the US.. He actually fake some docs... They caught him and gave him some bans... D guy dey weep for Port of entry... No forget say na Canadian born citizen...

tyup:
is there a reason why you excluded military? Even as a graduate

My choice bro..

I Love the military but I don't think I can handle it..

Clowns

Jas80:
Happy new month everyone. Please i am in need of an advice from you guys.

I graduated in 2018 from a polytechnic here in Nigeria and I finished my service May this year. I wanted to go for my Pgd but I don't know if that's the best thing to do.

I have heard a lot about the discrimination HND holders experience in the labour market. So, I was wondering if I should really go for the pgd or apply for direct entry into a University.

pls all ur advice would be highly welcomed

If age is on your side go for Bsc.. I believe you should start with 300 level

If you getting old... Go for pgd
...

Good luck with your studies

If you are certain of securing the Immigration job.. Pls go for it

If not sure then travel

I have couple of cousins in one of the paramilitary in nigeria.. Few years in the job they relocated to Europe because they were citizen by birth in one of the European country and rhey felt that place is their home... Anyway they both left the country and they not doing bad.. But to be honest... Most of their immigration mate then are close on retiring from the job and these people have extremely achieved alot...

If I was giving opportunity to join a federal force in nigeria... Not cops, or military.. But other...

I won't consider leaving my country of birth finally



Just pray about it
And seek for more advice before you make a decisions
Goodluck

What should a sick bird do?

Get tweetment

DhanBaba:
I still don't understand...

How would you know her I love you... Is real

When you hav enough
And she also have enough to take care of herself without ur help... And she confess her love to you... Its real...


In anther words if you don't have to give her money to make her happy... Her love is real

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OBhdae:
Hello Nairalanders, I am a member of nairaland. I just decided to use another moniker. This is coming from a place of pain. This is the most difficult time of my life and I just feel like taking my own life. This year has been so tough for me and I don't think it can get any better. Things weren't so rosy in recent years but it has not gotten so bad. All my hopes and aspirations having dashed. Where would I even start from? The fact that I came from an Average home and my parents did so much to make sure we get at least a good education. I can't secure a job five months after my NYSC I am still doing 'mummy thank you' . I feel i have so great an obligation to my loved ones. I can't even keep my head straight anymore, my head game is so bad! I feel there is no need to live anymore if I cannot make the people which I hold in high esteem proud(my family and myself) .

P.S. I am not in need of any financial assistance., I just need your advice (and if there is any job suggestions online or offline ) on this, because I have carefully observed that you guys do well in that.

Don't give up and never dive into depression

Remember Nigeria Gov doesn't have any plan for an average Nigerian graduate... And Atleast there are about 60 million jobless graduate across the country... Thank God for your life you hav someone to lean on

When there is life, there's hope...

Someday very soon... You will have the course to Glorified God

Stay strong
God bless you
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria

DhanBaba:
This life sef...how pesin go know girl wey love pesin truly

Say nah when you get money
Or when you no get

Help
Experienced fellow

Be successful
Then date successful gf

If she said I love you... Its real

supercase1:
My guy don't talk in what you no nothing about,before the Americans planned an operation in pentagon, notify the us drone base in niger and get drones up in the sky for surveillance over the area of target,launch stealth choppers from aircraft carrier stationed in the gulf of guinea,parachute and land seal team within 4km of target area,get f-18 jets up in the sky for air cover in case mission fails,rescue and pick up the hostage and neutralise the fulani bandits, fly back to the aircraft carrier and finally back to the USA,so you want them to notify buhari and his boys so that they will twart the operation abi,my guy just don't talk abeg

100℅ bro

But I believe Nigeria is just not a strong country Enough to sanction the United States on operating on Nigerian Soils without any form of agreements

I believe there are life forms outside our planets somewhere... They are smarter than Us, they have more tech than Us and they are more advance than Us..

Mummymahdi:
She has elders sisters o

Second daughter of the federal republic of Nigeria

LostAddict11:
They are also good too. I would be expecting your reply after your research.

I couldn't believe until I read through it... Tho its was 40+ years back...

I'm not sure they can fail any planned mission anymore

first daughter of the federal republic of Nigeria