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Robert Mugabe just called me to book for his own aso ebi.What are you guys waiting for?

Migines:
@biggerboy
dream?

Not dream,vision

Which tear dey your eye?

*Tope jumps at the offer and thanks providence for bringing such across his ways*

*But later ,he thinks again and realises it means he wont be able to service his wife again,he thought of contractint Tope to be doing the job for him*

mufu:
yes na, i dey wek for iya basirat buka express in idi oro before.

omo ake!

*and Migines started wailing cos he wont be able to father a child again*

Mufu,

U don work for buka before?

*but eventually gets out of the trap* , Some minutes later Migines got castrated*

Chelsea ko, chelsea ni *hisses and walks away*

Sometimes,during a church service,the pastor made a call requesting that all men who are sure they are not being controlled at home by their wife should step out to the front.

Nobody stepped out including all the hefty men in the church.

The Pastor shook his head,and lambasted all the men for allowing their wives control them

Then before he could finish, a rather tiny man stepped forward

The Pastor was impressed that at least one man is not being controlled by his wife

theN the following conversation:

Pastor: Brother, I am impressed that you are different

Man: Its the Lord's doing

Pastor: What informed your decision to come out here?

Man: My wife said I should come out

ituen:
@ sammy

I hope you read other posts as well as posting your own. This joke was posted long time ago in bethlehem

Pls tell him again

good thinking, good product

- provided you are the original author of the joke.

FSU:
Yaradua's wife is known to be all wrapped up in a wrapper from head to toe. This is understandable, given her islamic background. You could not catch her with a bare chest, as she covers even her neck up notwithsatnding the burining temperature of Katsina. But in Germany she uncovered her chest (not breast) as you could see in the photo. Is she trying to please Oyibos at the expense of her religion? Or afraid of being accused of hiding some bomb underneath her wrapper ?

Folish and meaningless post!!

What about Nissan Altima 98/99 MODEL?

I have a lower credit in Accountancy

obj and adedibu

Oh God!

This is hilarious.Good one!

candylips:
Arsenal fans are thugs anyway. They argue too much .

This is a note to other arsenel fans . Stop argueing unneccessarily, you might be next

This shows how your brain works

Ki lo n sele si gbogbo yin naa?

The new Speaker of the house of Representative,Hon Dimeji Bankole will be getting married to Pro Udi Okereke Onyiuke of The Stock Exchange next saturday.The aso ebi is going for N73,500.Anyone interested should call me on 08092222435

What now is the best way out for an HND holder who wants to obtain Bsc and does not want to spend more than 2 years doing so?

ammosmann2:
Please can anyone tell how I can cancel my registration with Nairaland. Please your assistance would be highly appreciated. Thanks Fellow Nairalanders

Abuse Seun and get a permanent ban

finest-boy:
As far as am concerned, Manu won that match

See rubbish wey u dey talk for mouth !!!

Nijaryders.Because you wont be banned indiscriminately

biggerboy:
Ghettolove,
we fit use your girlfriend or sister for the experiment?

Ghettolove,we are waiting for your response

I weep for Nigeria

Ghettolove,
we fit use your girlfriend or sister for the experiment?

The story could be told better

Good business