I thought this man was on quarantine.

After several failed prophesy. Most notable one for me was the eventual disappearance of covid-19 which was meant to happen on the 27th of May 2020, according to the man of Rod. Shit didn't even nearly happen.

Who do we trust now? NOBODY.

Most married women see so much wrong is sexual experiments.

A friend once lamented on how his wife wouldn't try other things. All she does is lie on the bed like a bag of garri and spread legs like rumour.

War sprung out when he suggested they try doggy style. For the love of God, doggy style o! She came complaining to me that her husband has lost his moral stance, and has gone the way of the world. She said he's become a pervert.

Mention Mouth Gig, handjob, titjob, saxophone style, cowgirl, bicycle kick style, send me to hell style, destroy my womb style, scissors style and all the Kamasutra sex styles, they'll be looking at you like you are a fallen angel.

Plus the way some of these married women dress sef. My neighbor's wife basically ties one wrapper for one week. Looking like my great grand mother.

Last last, side chick na crown.

Giving a helping hand is a very commendable thing.

Every religion supports it.

It opens many closed door too. Sadly a lot of people don't know this.

When the need presents itself for you to help someone, do it cheerfully.

Rossikk:


In America, a youth shot dead a man sitting in his Jeep in a parking lot. He had never met this man before.

When arrested and asked why he shot him, the youth said because he didn't like the music the man was playing in his Jeep.

This , in a country where kids often storm their classrooms and open fire on their classmates for no reason.

Will you call America ''a zoo with wild animals'' henceforth?

Thought not. Imbeci.le.

Don't get it into your thick, dumb skull [/b]that crime occurs in every country on earth, you hear?

[b]Worthless wastrel.

Exactly what I'm talking about. This n*gga just justified my point.

Again...


Why would someone insult someone that did absolutely nothing to him?

habsydiamond:
no be small thing oo... That day depression nearly catch me.. I find cry I no see.

This sounds really funny dude. Some people no sabi talk rara

And Nigeria is indeed a zoo with wild animals.

People head no normal for this country.

I was in a taxi two days ago, one guy approached the window and was like... Excuse me sir. Do u have a minute? I replied okay, oga tear me hot slap then pick race.

Why would someone slap someone he doesn't know?

habsydiamond:
She told me I was too fat for her.... I just dey look like na me create maself

There are two I'd never forget.

I remembered Amaka saying to me... "You look like a heartbreaker. Sorry, I can't date you." And i am like WTF!! Dem write heartbreaker for my forehead?!? What kinda excuse is that?

Then recently, I started getting fond of one pretty girl like that. When I asked her out, her reply was...

"Sorry, I don't like cute guys. I don't have strength to come and be dragging my man with other girls. I'd rather go for a guy who would be too scared of loosing me to other guys."


Me with my big nose na em dem dey call me cute. See rubbish excuse o.

I see a nerd who doesn't give a fvck about the social life.

The dad on the other hand made sure no one could see the face of his dear son. So many enemies and assassin on the run.

Happy birthday to him.

I witnessed it four years ago somewhere in Abuja.

Truly shit has always been.

I need to meet that guy. I really must buy him a drink.

What nonsense?


Same way I booked a date with one pretty girl whom I thought had sense.

I was there about 5 minutes before the time (my mistake). But this girl showed up 10 minutes later.

Not only was she late, but she came with four other girls whom she said were her friends.

Four! Like what da fvck?!?!?

I signaled one of the attendant and I whispered into her ears to get five bottles of water for the ladies, then I ordered my food.

The rest is history but I'll never forget the look on their faces.

I had to make peace with her cuz what she has behind and before is something to kill for. Very big, round and bouncy bum bum.

I eventually made peace with her in my bedroom.

So each person's life cost 20 naira?

Terrible country.

Rest in peace to the dead.

Then to avoid raping the hell out of you, you better consent. Simple.

I can't be feeding, protecting and providing your every need, then you'll deprive me of the blessings of God.

Women who deprive their husbands of the blessings of God are naturally evil and wicked.

UnBanEbenezer:
op is a hermaphrodite. Haven't you been following it's topics?

Fear God na. It?

My new year resolution was to avoid every sexual uncleanness.

But...


I went out with the guys last Sunday, after about 30mins three incredibly hot females walked into the eatery and...

My brethren I tried my best o. I tried but one voice kept on whispering in my ear _ "son, you can do this".

I woke up the next morning with one of the creatures lying next to me with a very pleasant smile on her face.

The night was definitely something to remember. Alas, I broke my new year resolution.

On a scale of 1-10, I'd give you a 2.

It just have to be big, round and bouncy back there.

And the front must be about the size of a Madagascar grape.

And why are your hands so manny? You be transgender?

When you think you've seen it all, boom! Something new will just open ynash.

What if the accused is innocent of this allegations?

Cuz my former neighbor's promiscuous wife was on my neck day and night for her own share of the big load of cum. She must have heard about my exploits.

But like Joseph of old, I said I'd rather die than go in with another man's wife. Cursed be any married woman who lure me into her bedroom.

Lets hope his wife isn't like my old neighbor's and she is indeed innocent of my suspicion. Lets all beg the "womaniser" to leave the pregnant woman alone.

Another deluded fellow.

One impoverished babalawo must have told him that this is the only way to access his hidden treasures.

His imaginary billions starched somewhere underworld.

How can people be so dumb? The person promising to catapult you into a realm of wealth is living in a mud closet and feeding from the little fowl or tubers of yam offered for sacrifice.

A cun man who noticed that things are hard and this is definitely a sure bet to eating three times a day.

And to imagine he dived in without a leather is the height of his foolery. A punna that hasn't seen water for who knows how long? Gross.

People get mind o. But I'd rather be a coward than have this kinda mind.

Honestly as a real Alpha male, let me make some things clear to y'all forming redpill.

Most of what your are taught here about redpill is pure miseducation.

You guys are simply misogynist and are afraid to admit it. Your hearts have been broken once or more and you are now on a revenge spree.

Real purpose of the redpill is to help you understand the guises of women, their manipulations and how to dominate and be in charge or control of your relationship and not turn to be a cruel and hopeless piece of sh*t.


I see some guys doing inhumane things to their women in the name of being woke. That's bullcrap.

Young man, you may have sisters too and pray they don't fall into the hands of your kind of "redpill" guys.

Go back and make peace with that young woman. Change your ways then consume the original redpill not the fake.

So many mad people roaming about freely

I can't deny that her bumbum is plumable (if that's a word) though.

But the discolouration I see between her kpololo is a huge turn off.

If you must seduce me, get rid of those eyesore.

As a bona fide former member of the deeper christian life ministry, I can boldly say that 92% of that woman's allegations are false.

Yes her son was manhandled, yes he was maltreated, yes he became malnourished cuz of lack of proper care which I find really offensive.

But the woman is playing the whole thing beyond proportion. She is over cooking the soup.

The maggi and salt is becoming too much in my mouth already.

TemmyDayo50:


Come with your Tithe

Fake pastor spotted.

jerry2cino:
shy bi na you won try and see,now you don see, so ask Charly Charly e go tell you wey to get that man of God

Dude I need help here.

Ishilove:

I don't believe you.

Better don't try it o. Na so me sef been no believe

winterfell007:


. You have summoned the demon Charlie. The only way to vanguish it is to do what you did earlier with those pencils and ask Charlie the question: 'Are you done?' be cautious, Charlie requires blood for it to answer 'No' the question is who's blood will be spilled?

Come on buddy, you are not helping.

I followed the trend with so much disbelief.

And as the normal me would do, i said to my self - self? Why not try it and see?

It struck as a wonderful suggestion, so I went out and got pencils and paper.

I needed to know the mystery behind the moving pencils.

I started by shutting my door, then i proceeded.

I called the name 'charly charly' are you there? Three times and not a single answer or reply.

I decided to try one final time and...

Damn! It answered. I still had doubt, i felt something maybe the breeze from my mouth had effect on it.

I needed an answer, so I asked that he prove it.

My pair of trainers started moving towards me unaided.

I opened the door and ran for my dear life. I'm still in the hotel room where I crashed last night.

Please how can I get a strong man of God?

>:

1. A prophet is not honored in his home/country

2. You can never know the value of what you have.

3. The closer something is to you, the worthless it seem to appear in your eyes.

The world has gone mad.

Those creatures he carried must have set his body on fire.

Who knows what they wore? Perhaps they were almost naked in the poor man's cab.

And if they know what men endure every passing day cuz of the amount of testosterone burning like wildfire in our bloodstream, they won't keep tormenting us with their provocative dressing.

But nay. They've got no clue.


Oga sef no get shame? He just played into their game/trap.

So many men need redemption. They really do.

These creatures again. Always causing problems.

How would someone go to church with one thing in mind. (Confuse pastor)

I pity the pastor cuz the battle that took place in his boxers would've been greater than any principality and power.

Fear these creatures o. If u love your life.

A one time love affair between two gender is gradually becoming a very bitter and hateful coexistence.

Where is this gender animosity coming from?

Who wronged who?

Are the men just realizing Eve's betrayal and deceit?

Thunder fire the person that censored that pix

Na ur bobby?

Person wey get breast open am for good people like us, busy body like you run go censor am.

Wicked fellow.

Mehn... This shit is hilarious

Truth is we guys love to peep. Its in our DNA.

I remember how i do peep at women taking their bath when I was 14.

That shit is amazing. Watching succulent breast swinging from post to post.