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Romance / Re: The Sham Of Bestie by Bigggloadofcum: 10:06am On Jul 10, 2021
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Personally, my girlfriend can't have a male bestie. I'll tell you why.

I have 3 female besties. All endowed with the goodness of the Lord. Created specially cuz damn, why would a woman be given what these women have? Bright future and glorious past (front and back).

Now two of these ladies are in a VERY serious relationship. Like very serious. But each time they visit, I am always privileged to taste of God's goodness.

Please don't blame me.

No same man would turn down a fat, soft and bouncy bum bum. No sane man. I've seen them lie to their boyfriend that they are at home, or in a female friend's abode while taking solace in my embrace.

So...

BEFORE EVERY SUPPORT THERE IS ENTANGLEMENT.
Celebrities / Re: Nnadi Kingsley: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She’ll Return In 3 Years- Husband (video) by Bigggloadofcum: 7:46am On Jul 09, 2021
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There are three stages of grief.

This young man is still stuck in the first. The earlier you step out of it, the better for you bro.

She is gone and buried. He should also be taken to a psychiatric hospital. His brain need to be checked. U never can tell.

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Romance / Re: Zambian Pastor Has Died Leaving Behind 32 Wives, 520 Children, And 1,300 Grandch by Bigggloadofcum: 7:37am On Jul 09, 2021
Father Abraham...
Has many sons and daughters...
Many sons has father Abraham.

This one followed the footsteps of father Abraham's greatest descendant. Brother Solomon.

May your manhood live on for doing God's will and abiding in God's commandment of "be fruitful and multiply."

Many will come for your head but you certainly did God's biding.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Presents 10 Cars To Outstanding Civil Servants In Lagos by Bigggloadofcum: 4:41am On Jul 07, 2021
Baba for the boys cheesy

Sanwo-olu you are doing well

Commendation is really good and it also encourages others to work hard.

Some states on the other hand are rewarding their own outstanding civil servants with a 40% slash in their salaries, to help fight kwaruption.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Nigeria Cannot Break, It's A Lie by Bigggloadofcum: 2:06pm On Jul 03, 2021
With everything happening now in this country, it's only a matter of time.

This country would fall apart if something remarkable is not done soon.

People eyes dey red right now.

This fool is so blinded that he can't see the handwriting.

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Politics / Re: New Picture Evidence That ESN Beheaded 10 Girls For Charms by Bigggloadofcum: 2:04pm On Jul 03, 2021
Debunk this news. The Easterners don't mine skulls.

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Romance / Re: The House Chore You Hate Doing When You Were A Kid by Bigggloadofcum: 1:54pm On Jul 03, 2021
Back in the day I hated chores. And the good Lord who knows the end from the beginning fortified me with weapons of cunningness to help myself.

I can recall that every passing day, I'd have one part of my body that's paining me. (Imaginary pain though)

It's usually my head, leg, right hand, stomach, eye, navel, waist and my bum bum.

I loved one thing though. Taking my dad's plates to the kitchen after every meal. That's cuz I'd always find something good in it. Mostly meat.

And I like meat die.
Romance / Re: On A First Date, And She Ate The Meat To The Extent Of Breaking The Bones by Bigggloadofcum: 1:44pm On Jul 03, 2021
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On one hand I'd say you should stick to that lady. She's so real as a local champion that she is.

Most girls I take out in a bid to impress me, leave almost half of anything we order behind cuz they are forming Behind.


But on a second thought, I'd advice you run as fast as your legs can carry you. She declared with her full chest that she likes crushing bones.

Think of what would become of your bones at the slightest provocation. She could crush them you know?
Religion / Re: How My Husband Died — Evelyn, TB Joshua’s Wife by Bigggloadofcum: 5:29pm On Jun 07, 2021
We will all taste death.

Such is the duty of man.

Watch diligently, render kind services, be courteous and live peacefully with all men as much as you could.

Serve your God and make your path straight. Avoid crookedness.

Finally, fvck as many pvssy as possible.
Lovers of big fat bouncy bum bum, go after them earnestly.

Remember it's RIDE or DIE. More so, you can RIDE and DIE.

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Romance / Re: Davido's Baby Mama chioma shows off Curvy Body In The Gym Wearing Exposing Cloth by Bigggloadofcum: 5:19pm On Jun 07, 2021
Good Lord!

The demon that casted a spell at me to lust after busty, fat ass women will spend eternity in the bottomless pit.

Nothing can compare to the pleasure one gets from man handling a fat, round, soft and bouncy bum bum. Damn! My OGs in the game knows what I'm saying.

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Romance / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Curvy Backside In New Instagram Photo by Bigggloadofcum: 5:12pm On Jun 07, 2021
Old or not, evening newspaper or not...

Nothing beats a fat, juicy and bouncy bum bum. The vibration my body gets just at the sight of a fat bum bum is eternal.

I can sell my soul for a slice of that cake. You wouldn't understand what I'm saying until you drill a fat bouncy bum bum from behind. The kpa kpa sound alone is divine.

God bless every fat ass woman out there.

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Health / Re: Forty Years On, AIDS Is Not Over by Bigggloadofcum: 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2021
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HIV got nothing on me.

I was a really careless being. My addiction to fat bouncy bum bum would have led me to an early grave. Cuz the fatter the bum bum, the better.

The first time I went for an HIV test, I thought I'd die of heart attack cuz I kept panting. Suspicion of Bimbo infecting me left me restless for weeks. I had to muster courage and go for the test.

It came out negative. Did I change my ways? The spirit is willing but the flesh no send am.

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Romance / Re: At What Age Should a Man Stop Bleeping His Wife by Bigggloadofcum: 3:14pm On Jun 03, 2021
Very valid question.

Personally the Lord know I'm gonna cheat on my wife. It's inevitable.

My love for big bouncy bum bum knows no boundaries. Plus the soft round water melon sitting in front of a chubby woman.

How could I possibly be banging a wrinkled bum bum? It's unimaginable. And I don't need table tennis bats in the name of fallen heroes.

Lord save my soul.

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Romance / Re: Married Man Caught Sleeping With Married Neighbour (Video) by Bigggloadofcum: 3:10pm On Jun 03, 2021
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Two days ago, my married neighbor was caught fvckin our gate man's daughter.

What vagina can't do does not exist.

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Events / Re: My Twins Are Plus1 Today I'm Happy Single Father (pictures) by Bigggloadofcum: 1:05pm On Apr 25, 2021
They'll grow strong, beautiful and wonderful. Sorry for your loss.

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Romance / Re: Moment Groom Warned His Wedding MC Against Telling Him And His Bride To Dance by Bigggloadofcum: 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2021
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I'll so same if I eventually get married. Me that can't dance to save my life.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Who Burnt Uzodinma's House Killed 2 Security Aides (Graphic Picture) by Bigggloadofcum: 12:22pm On Apr 24, 2021
Queenlovely:
I thought they used Molotov cocktail




Deep down in my heart, I swear I love this.


The consequences is that Igbo governor's will watch how they talk, expectially the supreme Court governor.

Violence is the only language these idiots understand.

For years they have been sending igbo boys to die in maiduguri.

Hausa soldiers are not safe in the east, they can't misbehave. I see them trying to learn Igbo,

See igbo people are dangerous to play with, they are a democracy. they don't worship any king.

even the obi of onitsha knows his limit, Igbo no dey fear you,

pump action is a must for every Igbo man, have you heard an igbo man's shop was robbed?

fulani no get gun reach igbo people, we have guns, we produce it too, we respect ourselves.

pump action is different from AK-47,

when I shot someone with a pump action, the bullet shatters the bone,

Romance / Re: Should I Continue To Convince Her by Bigggloadofcum: 7:12am On Apr 23, 2021
When will some guys have sense? When they are 6feet below?!?

Dude free the girl. It's really annoying Burging someone with calls like a lunatic.

Have some self worth. Forget about her, in her mind all u after is her body.
Romance / Re: xx by Bigggloadofcum: 7:11am On Apr 23, 2021
I'd rather have my d*ck roasted in a furnace than give some random girl money to woo her.

If this is true that dude must be punished by the gods for letting us down.

And you op, better return that money and stop forming Jagaban here.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni: We Are Supposed To Be Given Awards For Surviving Nigeria by Bigggloadofcum: 6:57am On Apr 23, 2021
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I swear down she is right.

Surviving in Nigeria has so much advantage. It prepares you for the worst outside 9ja.

I tell you, 80% of most Europeans would kill themselves after 2 weeks max of staying in 9ja esp if they ain't so bucks up.

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Romance / Blood Covenant. How Real Is It by Bigggloadofcum: 10:57pm On Apr 15, 2021
Okay this is my first ever thread on Nairaland. grin


Many years ago, I and one cutie were madly in love. We were both so innocent and void of understanding. At least about a lot of things.

On one sunny Friday, we met at our usual meeting place. We were kissing passionately when my cutie said I should prove my undying love for her by making full commitment through a blood covenant.

I should swear that not even death would set us apart. I was really in love. Or so I thought, after much persuasion, I obliged and we did it. She's late now but I haven't really been into any serious relationship in a very long time.

So...

Today, I heard a story of a lady who was greatly tormented by the spirit of her husband's ex. The story sent goosebumps down my spine.

The ex in question died in an auto crash. Now, a part of me really wanna believe that tale but another part of me is in so much disbelief.

Is blood oath that powerful? And how potent is the outcome of it, if any or both party go against it.

Has anyone heard or experienced something? I can't imagine that my life is half ruined right now.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Huge Python I Killed This Night by Bigggloadofcum: 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2021
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Lala...

Food done set
Politics / Re: Buhari Absent As His Wife, Aisha Launches Book In Aso Rock by Bigggloadofcum: 11:42am On Apr 08, 2021
With Aisha, I can confidently tell y'all that men there is not Buhari.

Know this and know peace.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola And Her Husband Matthew Ekeinde Celebrate 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Bigggloadofcum: 9:03am On Mar 23, 2021
One of a kind

The likes of Chika Ike and co are created differently I guess.

Happy anniversary.

To me, marriage is like a bone in the throat. Women now are evil.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Identifies Man Who Sexually Harrassed A Woman Inside A Public Car by Bigggloadofcum: 7:35pm On Mar 17, 2021
I saw the video. Very disgusting.

A disgrace to manhood. Some men shouldn't have been given a dick at birth. They just keep abusing that wand.

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Celebrities / Re: CDQ Stabbed By Burna Boy's Crew Over Obafemi Martins Issue by Bigggloadofcum: 8:23am On Mar 04, 2021
I really like Oluwa-burna but there is something about his lifestyle that doesn't sit well with me.

Forget about the denial from his crew but the attack look like something he can do.

Burns has ego issues. And could pounce on you if he feels disrespected. Plus his arrogance.

Hope its all false news though cuz this matter done dey take style tie gele.

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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Ghanian Police Woman Sparks The Internet. by Bigggloadofcum: 8:15am On Mar 04, 2021
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At the sight of this police officer, I'd commit a crime right away.

That waist must not go to waste.

From what I see she must have a bouncy bumbum which is a delight to my soul.

I'll ride on a bouncy, soft, fat and juicy bum bum all day long.

Just the kpa kpa kpa sound u hear when thrusting from behind is divine.

Never stop to taste of the goodness of the lord. Never.

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Family / Re: A Man Who Never Existed Fathered A Child by Bigggloadofcum: 8:14am On Mar 04, 2021
This is bizarre indeed
Romance / Re: “it’s A Privilege To Be Able To Sleep With A White Girl” – Nigerian Man Says by Bigggloadofcum: 7:06pm On Mar 03, 2021
koning:





The bolded is not true. They do smell, but a different kind of odour from black/African women. The first and only time i ever threw up after sex was with a white woman. There was this RAW MEAT kind of smell that hit my nose. I could not hold back anymore. It was embarassing.

I'd take raw meat time and time over than rotten fish. Trust me.

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