I don't give a single fvck if a pastor is standing right in front of me.

I'll scream oga/madam I wan buy doncom.

Sorry condom

I'd rather die than be at the mercy of a WOMAN. Not even my wife.

Who's giving these women this kinda courage to even have this idea?

House husband? There is only something called 'house wife'. Anyway, I know there'll be one weak guy who'll fall into that booby trap.

That's how if should be. For the time shall come

When

Seven women would lay hold on a man begging, weeping and rolling on the floor saying _ please marry me, let me bear your name, i will feed myself all I want is to bear your name.

It has already started. Speaking from experience. Although not seven yet.

For the past three months and you guys haven't thought it wise to go to the hospital?

Something as delicate as that?

Nigerians sef. When I traveled to Portugal, I met someone who was complaining about slight headache. You gotta see the way people were pushing this dude to go to the hospital.

Health shouldn't be treated carelessly.

One thing is common with Manchester United.


That is....



Crashing out

Everyone be careful o. Christmas done reach.

E get people wen swear say if them no ball this Christmas make heaven come down. And these set of people can go any length to fulfill this.

No more free ride o. Instead trek.

Be very sure who you are hanging out with or visiting.

Lastly, all that glitters are not gold o and even satan at times appear as an angel of light to lure his prey.

May jah help us to see the coming year.

RIP young lady.

Nawa o. People are really wicked o

This man is deformed and must have gone through a lot ranging from depression, to low self esteem plus the mockery he's been forced to endure all his life.

Yet...

Someone thought it wise to do this terrible thing to him. Some humans have sold their souls to the devil even when they know its a crappy deal.

RIP bro.

This life no balance

I'm sure its a new phone and surely has guarantee. Take it to the place you bought the phone from and lay complaint.

ProphetM0hammad:

Go attend deeper life fellowship and hook up with any brother with big trousers and oversized shirt

Hey... That's my church and we don't wear oversize shirts.

No be small thing o.

Where is Titilayo lemme experiment these secret

My uncle would say otherwise. He'll always say "your blessing might lie with your wife. When you marry doors will just open." Like say na magick.

Seriously guys, b4 you marry at least have a firm foundation even though u never blow as u wish.

flamingREED:


Can I share some of these on FB?

Sure man. U free.

LadySarah:
Speak for yourself. Most women are sharing household expenses today .

What's wrong with their husbands helping out or is their a type of super strength a woman has compares to a man?

Both of you come back from work and while the man unwinds, you run to the kitchen to cook, you check the laundry, check homeworks etc and still get ready to satisfy your man at night.


Again speak for yourself and carry your sufferhead.

Its a known fact that women have more endurance and resilience than men.

And that's why she can do as much chores without getting tired. Its divine.

Any woman who feels otherwise should go look for who took her dick and replaced it with a pvssy at birth.

Nawa o! Wahala dey like Mathias.

What was he expecting?

Jona and Bubu are two different people.

One is humble and the other always fumble.

Just a little advice for my brother AJ.

Four days before the bout, he should try as much as possible to ejaculate at least 15 times a day.

This rudiment works magicK.

For those of you who'll rush here like wildfire to tell me rubbish, ask the almighty GYPSY king how he was able to mess up one of the most ruthless fighter _ 'Deontay Wilder' up.

Peace.

Hmm!

This matter carry weight o. As proper and justifiable as it is to check the phones of our spouses, the discovery might turn out to be SUICIDAL.

First, you are within ur marital right to check on ur wife's phone even though a few persons might disagree with that.

From your writeup I could deduce u are broke even though you try ur best to provide for ur family. The woman you married doesn't feel the need to respect someone who she feels she's better than financially.

This is a real story. When I was 9 my dad was going through serious financial challenges and even though my mum was totally supportive, he felt incomplete. One evening I saw my dad with a rope.

He didn't say a word to me... He went out. Late at night he didn't come home and we started looking for him but he was no where to be found. There was no phones like there is now.

Late on oga came back looking frail and disconnected from this earth. We welcomed him as usual. Next day he called me and told me that he had hung the rope to a tree and was about tying it round his neck but he thought about my siblings and I.

Few years down, thinks turned around tremendously. He became happy, our family became happy.

Now b4 you take that suicidal step, think of your children, double ur hustle but if that woman is cheating on you, kick her ass out. You deserve better.

A woman shouldn't be the end of you. There is always light at the end of the tunnel.

She is doing well. Almost there. Though i fancy thick women a lot.

The joy I get when grabbing full breast and spanking full bum bum cannot be quantified.

The kpa kpa sound I keep hearing when giving a thick woman doggy and the way the big backabula bounces is glorious.

The stress it takes to loose weight though can be so depressing.

Congrats dear.

Say it as it is. Nigeria is giving her career more essence.

Prior to this time she received a prophesy, the exact word she was told is "dry bones shall rise again".

She went home in shock and completely confused, then booooom! Nigeria came to the picture. Double-booom! Nigeria's top artist Davido showed up.

From what I heard she'd be in Nigeria this month.

Never doubt a prophesy. Never!

Months back all I wanted to do was lure this pretty ass to my bed and give her the doggy her fat ass truly deserves.

Nengi loves doggy. Its a known fact. But suddenly that urge seem to have disappeared.

Hope Nkechi hasn't given me tonomiri.

Son have u cleaned the car?

I finally got to bang the only girl I've ever crushed on.

But the putridity of her button threw me into despair. I ran out like as if I was chased by a demon.

Now my hate for her is beyond normal.

My friend I have only one advice for you.

Don't go in with another man's wife. Make ur prick no even stand 4 am. Don't even imagine it... Now u gotta politely decline all the attention she might seem to be giving you.

Don't act rudely before you become the JOSEPH of our time. A woman scorned can do and undo.

Read what i wrote again and observe rule one. VERY important.

Bastards. Just rendered the poor woman a widow.

All the dirty cops will die a slow, bitter and painful death. Its a vision i received while smoking some pie of good osogbo weed.

That vision must come through. Be rest assured young woman, justice is coming for you husband.

Hmm! Na so these ones reach December but dem no cross am

Anger they say can ruin a man. He was probably killed by the spirit of the man he killed.

Some people get strong spirit.

RIP to both the stabber and the stabbee

You are doing that unfortunate man that might even think of marrying you a HUGE favor.

Some women are just built to create trouble and disturb our peace of mind.

Bitter creatures like Zzor and fati. Polluting our peace.

Imo women are full of signs and wonders.

Haven spent 4 years in the city of Owerri, i can courageously tell you that most Imo women take a substance known as lachaba kuba isi

My Igbo might not be accurate tho.

May God help them. Poor kid.

He has evidence o. So talk easy

Looking at the photo, that girl must have been violated.

U kill babe come spread her legs like rumor, who is raising these monsters?

What the fvck is wrong with people?

Person dey hustle em thing u come kill am.

Now if they catch them and burn them some section of nairalanders will be shouting foul.

RIP dear.

This life no funny.

Just wake up every morning then scream

FVCK Y'ALL BITCHES. It works magic. Trust me

You can never know the degree of harm a woman can inflict. It is beyond what an average man can conceive.

All those guys messing with women and bragging about it, if y'all know what these creatures are capable of y'all will freeze.

Imagine if the devil was a woman. This world 4 don end since.

I'm only pained cuz of her little child. Poor kid.