Take heart bro.

And may she fine eternal rest.

This is sad mahn.

Happy birthday boss.

EKONGKING:
But God is sleeping when people are getting killed in his compound.
You survived and u attributed to God . Those killed ,are they killed by God through negligence or by design .since God knows best

God is good indeed.
Dumbest set of people are Nigerian Christians .

John 16 vs 2

Truly it's a crazy world we live in. All in a bid to live lavishly without putting much work, people have thrown away their dignity and pride.

How would a sane person fvck a dog?

How would a sane person give dog a head?

How would a sane person eat human poo?

How would a sane person sleep with a dead body not to talk of one that is decaying?

How would a human being kill another human in the most vile and gruesome way just for promise of riches?

Standards have been reduced to nothing and it can only get worst. It is so sad I swear.

oghenetega100:
I don’t know I might be wrong but you sound very BROKE.

Well, thank God people don't see SOUND.

Men are polygamous naturally. From time immemorial it's been the way of life of every capable man. And by capable I mean Men who can provide for their family.

Even 2 minutes Men have that polygamy blood running in their veins not to talk of the mighty men in battle.

Those men dragging Yul by his balls including this mf have tons of women spread everywhere.

I'd rather have wives as many as I can handle, provide for and take care of than be caught in a web of hide and seek with little girls called side chicks cuz I don't want madam to find out.

I've said this to every intending future wife of mine. Be ready to accept as many women as I deserve. And if for any reason your bumbum shrinks and ur boobs turns to table tennis bats, you are out of my house.

I can't be looking at a naked woman with frown on my face. NEVER.

Exactly how rats behave. When they eat one's toes, they add little touch of breeze.

In all this Yul did what any sensible man would do. I can't see a bubble butt with big sizable boobs like that and won't be tempted to have a bite.

It's actually a sin to the creator of such endowment, if you sit back and watch it waste away.

I'm team Big Bouncy Bumbum and Big Boobs till thy kingdom come. And God knows I'd marry as many wives as my prick can carry.

Men are polygamous in nature and I've known my truth. Those still in denial cuz of religion are stvpid.

Always saying the right things but doing the wrong things.

I wonder if this campaign strategy holds any water. Cuz as for me and my house, we won't vote APC nor PDP.

These men always fear for their lives but can be ruthless with other people's.

I'm surprised he still has his uniform on.

No body wan kpai

Dating a psycho Is indeed one hell of a thing. I remembered in 2018 Esther would do the silliest of things just to prove to me that if I leave her, there would be repercussions.

I got so tired of her tantrums, so one cool Wednesday, she visited me unannounced and caught me baptizing her replacement while we both spoke in different languages.

Prior to her impromptu visit, I had sent her an sms that I was done with her but I never knew the extent at which a broken psycho would go. Long story short she stabbed me and this new girl, while we bled and began praying our last prayers, she slit her wrist open.

It was a clear statement. 'If I don't have you, no one will.'

Get rid of that psycho and also involve the authorities.


Salem

Life is a mystery and we have just one.

Live it before you leave it.

Hold no grudges, live peaceably with all men, take that vacation and enjoy that thing your soul craves for.

Crazy things are happening.

My heart goes out to the parents of the dead. It's a big WOE for a parent to bury his/her child.

R.i.p to the departed.

Children are blessings from God. Why would a sane man run away from God's blessing?

He probably isn't financially capable and was only expecting one baby but the good lord changed his plan. Cuz I don't understand how someone would give such a lame excuse as reason to abandon his babies.

Are there still archaic traditions like that? This is 21st century for fvck's sake.

It really baffles me the way people pass judgment via one single look.

Lucky you the story ended in "almost". You were not swindled.

People judge you by how you look or appear. Na why police done become my regular adversary cuz dem done kuku tag me yahoo boy.

I ain't gonna doubt that allegation. Cuz she has the physical structure of a Kenyan male who has ran marathon his whole life.

How do some men even find skinny women attractive? Truly beauty is the the eyes of the viewer.

If she doesn't have speaker size bumbum and a baby watermelon size boobs, count me out. I can't end up in wheelchair because I'm drilling a bony bumbum.

Bad move and a very stupid one too.

Adults these days can't even handle the perils that comes with marriage not to talk of kids.

I'd be damned if this marriage sail swiftly for a year.

I laugh cuz it's funny how these women expect a wild p*ick to be domesticated.

Kpokpogrigri like most other men have made a covenant with their creator that as much as strength lies in them and blood could still flow down their poles, they'd satisfy as many women as would come craving.

Men are polygamous. Women who know this fact already have peace pro max. Those screaming woof woof are still in denial.

And forget what we say before we cum. Truth is, we don't mean 89% of those. The real truth comes after we cum. A wise man said and I quote... "anytime I cum, I come to my senses."

Lollittaa:

Eweeeeeeeee!
Cooooooks, I hope you're not planning on cheating on me?

Cheating on you? Did I propose to you in my dream?!?

I still haven't figured out why we guys find it so difficult to stick to one h*rny pot of soup.

I nearly lost my life cuz of this same act. Vero had vowed to kill me for constantly bringing shame upon her with my kuku kele.

It's not that I do this thing on purpose, just that whenever I see a woman with big round and bouncy bumbum, I loose my mind.

This man just like me is not shy. He's just gonna act so to prevent being butchered in his sleep by Vero.

Fear of a woman scorned.

It's normal to have that urge bro.

Advice though is... never get caught. Whatever you do, never bring tears in the eyes of your wife.

And please always use a rubber.

I saw this sh*t on Insta. If this is real...

That's a whole bag of insecurity down there. And I run so far away from such women.

Most time, they end up stalking you to death.

Hope it's not audio N91m? Cuz nothing works in this country.

They put it down on paper and go behind the scene to embezzle the whole thing.

Better be real o.

Virgin

If yes, he probably knows and virgins are real deal for yahoo + guys.

You'd yield many returns. My assertion is purely based on ur profile tho. I personally don't believe there's any virgin girl above 18.

freshalien:
Rubbish! See how they trying so hard to make their Christianity claims real and relevant.

Quick fact check:

Creation story = Never happened
Garden of Eden = Never existed
Noah’s Ark = Never existed
Tower of Babel = Never existed
Pillar of Salt = Never existed
Ten Commandments = Never existed
Ark of the Covenant = Never existed
Job (“Faithful man of God”) = Never existed
Immaculate conception = Never happened
Jesus’ resurrection = Never happened
Jesus’ ascension = Never happened
Pentecost = Never happened

And the list goes on and on.


Summary:

Half of the bible (Old testament)
Story about the Israelites and their ecounters with other tribes and nations mixed with lies and false stories.

Other half of the bible (New Testament)
Tales about a middle-aged man who claimed to be the son of God; a Jewish extremist who was more interested in forming his own cult than worshipping his “God”.

Conclusion
Christianity = Fable-tales, lies and cooked up stories used by the powerful to dominate the weak-minded.

Clap for yourself? Wow! Know one thing though. God ain't the reason for your troubles.

I don't hate them bitc*s but I'm always very mindful of my dealings with them.

2016 remains the standout year in my memory lane.

Anita called me on phone by 10:30pm that she is in town and stranded. She needed a place to pass the night and she had no other place to go to. Her claims though.

As an amateur in the women ministry then, I quickly offered a helping hand. Little did I know it will turn out to be one of my regrettable moment ever.

Long story short, I turned down her sexual advances that night. (Though because I had no parachute in my abode and the son of man doesn't fly without one)

She left my abode and next thing, I found myself in one of the Army baracks.

Rape?!?! I can be everything on earth but a rapist is not one. All my plea fell on deaf ears.

In summary... I saw hell for one week. Anita I'm gonna spit on your grave.

I hate dirty cops.

I found myself in the black book of one when he found out I was giving the love of his life her own share of the big load of cum.

I saw hell when he picked me up for a minor crime I committed.

Abba Kyari the celeb tailor must pay for his crime.

Two things this woman will be terrible at.

1. Mouth Gig
2. Gossiping

One thing she'd be very good at... Eating.

She'd as well enter any Eating competition and come out with the medal.

Really don't know why I find this very hilarious.

That F gender is something else. As much as I love them and their juicy pot, I'm still very weary of them.

I'm sure Lucifa is Lucifina. We somehow misspell it.


Future is female my ass.

My very simple advice to my fellow men. Women too should yield to this advice.

GET MONEY AND IN ALL YOUR GETTING, GET MORE MONEY.

Make money or die trying. This man's children in few years from now would be so proud of their dad

While some other children will be so ashamed of theirs.

Be among those whose children would look back when you are gone and say... Our daddy's manhood lives on.

I thought they are separated? It's either her pvssay is made from very rare raw materials not common to other pvssay or her kayanmata has a strong hold on this man.

What's wrong with some men? They lose their mind on every single erection they get.

This lady that fvcked another dude on a TV show and was so proud of her self.

He has now given her the bragging rights over her fellow oloshos. They'll have to put their pvssay through rigorous drilling for weeks or even months to make game all square again.

Small girls with VERY BIG god.

They'll always want you to turn a blind eye. When you refuse, you become a threat to national security.

I swore I'd never take any substance again after my friends made a video that captured me having deep conversation with a statue for over 30 mins.

In my life I've never been that embarrassed.

I felt I disappointed my ancestors and I let my manhood down.

Yes and yes.

A neighbor of mine invited this girl he's been talking with over the phone for a few months.

When she came, other men on heat around the neighborhood and my compound saw her pvssy as a trophy that must be won at all cost.

Me on the other hand, always on my own. On the 4th day of her visit or there about, I heard a knock on my door. When I opened the door, it was the girl. She demanded for my lighter. "Ours just finished" In her words.

I gave it to her but this lady didn't return it. I kept quiet and got a new one. Two days later she came again. She demanded to come inside, I declined but she was very persuasive.

She said she had something very important to discuss. I let her in and she started by apologizing for not returning my lighter.

Then Aunty started preaching to me o. That she noticed the number of girls that's been coming out of my room. That if I continue with such lifestyle I'll die miserably. I said nothing. And she left.

The next day she came again. But this time, I saw her in my sitting room. She said the door was open so she decided to let herself in.

My brethren what this girl came into my room with can raise any dead wood in a man's pant. A very revealing piece of fabrics.

Hmm! Not even up to 5 mins later, her guy and a host of violent men stormed into my room with weapons.

They came to teach me a hard lesson for not keeping my dick in one place according to them. They said ever since the girl visited, I've been parting her red sea. A girl I never imagined touching o. All the girl's plea landed on deaf ears that day.

It was through God's intervention that their plans of reducing me to shreds did not materialize.