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Wouldn't you have been surprised if they did otherwise? Na dem regular trademark.

SMH for Cameroon. R.I.P to the dead.

Wow!!! Afraid is catching us o. We are all peeing on ourselves already . Nonsense! Very soon one aro will have a brainwave to pay these ones money or something. Yeye dey smell.

grafikii: .

But wait o, shebi dis belle dey natural, abi na calabash be dat?

The oga for bottom, that made the 'oga at the top tinz' popular,no go even collect 1kobo from de whole tin. Na other pipo come dey use the tin make moni. O ga o.

sauer: https://www.jokedujour.com/police/sleeping%20cadets.jpg

Is the Lady who is awake very angry with the speaker or her sleeping colleagues? She look like Hilter pikin.

sauer: [img]http://barbadosfreepress.files./2010/06/barbados-customs-sleeping.jpg?w=500[/img]

Na werrin be dis? . Una no go kill me o.

Kai, Nlanders are wicked sha!

Nellykoko: see this site
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Thanks.

Why is he fearing fear again na? The deed is done. So driver should just face the music jeje.

It would be so nice if these idiotas would receive same kind of judgement as Henry Okah did in South Africa.http://africanspotlight.com/2013/03/henry-okah-jailed-for-24-years/ .
24 years no be moi moi. Terrorist have no business amongst normal humans.

LOL. Was the event that boring?

Excellent. Wish our laws work this way as well. Who was the president of Nigeria when this man committed this crime? If that president was aware of this, would he face the full weight of the law just like this man? If not, will the Nigerian(s) involved in this, be prosecuted as well?

After parading them, what happens? You deport them and they find their way back? This government should use some of the money they are stealing to deal with the problem of our porous borders. Many of these people claim to be hausas but can't speak the language. If they don't have any genuine businesses in Nigeria, they should be sent to their countries and not allowed to come back. After all Nigerians are meted with such punishment all over the world, even from smaller African countries. If this problem is not dealt with soon, it is surely going to affect all of us-one way or the other.

A presenter in one of the radio stations said today that her friend was strangled by some of these foreigners last week and her corpse was left along the road close to her house in the Kara tollgate area. The victim before her death had been complaining about the activities of these people around her house. They are coming down from the North. Question is how do we start protecting ourselves?

The audience even clapped for him. Don't we deserve the leaders we get?

Saddest part is that the people who they diss themselves over don't even know that their sorry backsides exist.

Na today? See promises na:

https://www.nairaland.com/1043860/nigeria-experience-uninterrupted-power-supply#12134257 Nigeria To Experience Uninterrupted Power Supply From December – Presidency (Promise expired December 2012).

https://www.nairaland.com/1030536/surprise-critics-2013-jonathan/3#11960207 I will surprise my critics by 2013.

Those are a few of unfulfilled promises.

**...singing in Jimmy Cliff's voice "action speaks louder than words..."

specialguest: Pidgin English would be better. We are already "unofficially" using it almost everywhere. From The high and mighty in the society, the uneducated market women, the educated students, the semi literate gatemen,the school drop out maids,our old fashioned grand parents,down to our very own buddies, almost everyone in Nigeria speaks pidgin irrespective of tribe.

I heard one Prof.Egbokhare of the University of Ibadan speak on this. In fact, from what he and the invited guest to the program said, some students are already taking pidgin language as a course in the university. Saw this: http://books.google.com.ng/books/about/The_Nigerian_linguistic_ecology_and_the.html?id=N7QPAQAAMAAJ&redir_esc=y, online when I checked him out. And for more on his works see: http://arts.ui.edu.ng/FOEgbokhare.

I think it will be a good idea to have a language belonging to all of us in Nigeria that will be recognized globally.

After that what? Politics? Religion? We dey wait sha?

See as all of dem carry flat belle da time. Even oga at the top sef. Abi dem neva start to dey shop our money yanfu yanfu dat time ni? No be today weh many oga on top go wear uniform, belle go dey burst dem buttons anyhow.

He is claiming Naija citizenship abi? I hear! I beg na who be im papa and which place in Nigeria is he from? Or is it the new trend that people now commit crimes abroad and claim that they are from Nigeria? Whatever the case, the U.S can do with him as they please. Scumbag!

Rest in peace, Little One.

So what will oga do now? Grant these ones amnesty too? After that do same for Boko Haram, JAMB and whatever name these terrorists go by?

He is even cat walking in the 3rd picture. Look at him looking like he can't hurt a fly. Animal in human skin. These people should do and collate the necessary evidence jare. This man must not be freed o!

But una see gun for there sha? Boys are not smiling at all. No be dat pusha pusha wey those N20 policemen dey carry be dis o. . If na this kin tin JTF dey use BH for don finish since.

This video is a bit different. Lady threatens to break off from her boyfriend (mid air!)for pushing her off a cliff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Iuv__-nyO1M#!

Daredevil Creighton Baird spent 45 minutes coaxing Powell to the edge of a narrow canyon in Utah in hopes ofembarking on a terrifying rope swing.She failed to muster up the courage. So he just shoved her off.Then she mustered the courage to break up with him mid-fall.In the video of this event, Powell can be heard letting out a series of terrified screams before yelling “I’m breaking upwith you!” Baird fell over laughing.Not as much later when he realized she was serious.This was part of a series of videos shot by cinematographer Devin Graham, who says Jessica Powell later thankedBaird for giving her the push.“She came up and gave him a big hug and thanked him,” Graham claims. "They did break up, but it had nothing to dowith getting pushed off the rope swing. sure"
http://www.scribd.com/doc/128234642/Boyfriend-Pushes-Girlfriend-Off-Cliff-Gets-Dumped-in-Mid-Fall

Da one no disturb me o. SA, Egypt etc no dey de list sef. Na when all these countries start to block all our yeye leaders from entering their countries to receive medical treatment,to do nansence owambe party or to go buy all their cheapé thing during summer, I go take them serious. Oga for yonder doesn't give a damn with respect to this matter. USA should just understand that.

bikini babe: pls,any dentist heredis teeth wanna kill me

Try this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1143971/meet-dentist/6#14115031

It is beginning to look like our religious leaders are the ones that will finally tear this country into pieces because their followers have refused to think beyond what they tell them.

deji2009: are you installing mac o s x on windows or
installing on an apple laptop

also do u have other windows install i.e. dual boot
xp or vista

It is an apple laptop(macbook air). I haven't installed any other program on it. Use my other system for those. Thanks.

deji2009: Its having a start up problems. its a classic mac os x start up problem.
I would like you to refer to http://support.apple.com/kb/ts2570

Thanks a lot. Will check that out.