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Food / Re: See The Python A Calabar Man Killed This Morning. Tags It "Blessed Weekend" by BigTableShaker(f): 7:10pm On Jun 04, 2022
post=113465214:
Una don boil am shey
Na una work.
Snake people dem......
You think say everbody na suyaman?
Science/Technology / Re: Video: Ekiti Boy Constructing A Generator And A Pos Machine by BigTableShaker(f): 6:47pm On Jun 04, 2022
DamianX:
This is the generator that will power the whole of Irabiji down to osogbo.
Congrats gifted hands

Haha!?
Food / Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by BigTableShaker(f): 6:45pm On Jun 04, 2022
Channah1:


Of course I do. There are various ways of cooking concoction rice and this is one of them


You don't know concoction rice.

It's a rice with Alubosa, maggi, salt, grounded pepper and vegetable oil with Eggs boiled in the concoction OR fresh ice fish.


Any other thing apart from this is another thing.

I guess you be nyamiri?!
Politics / Re: Mob Kills Vigilante For Blasphemy In Abuja by BigTableShaker(f): 6:37pm On Jun 04, 2022
jmoore:

Everyone is guilty of blasphemy because everyone don't have same belief.

Muslim is the headquarters of blasphemy. They blaspheme against Christianity by saying that Jesus Christ is not God.


Telling atheists that God created them is a blasphemy against atheist.

Next time, don't add the line of 'I don't support blasphemy'.

Oro shunukun
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Kills Himself During Police Chase After Shooting His Wife And Mom by BigTableShaker(f): 7:05pm On Jun 02, 2022
Mpulumiri basterrd

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Praying For You My Brother”- Davido Reacts To Kizz Daniel’s Cryptic Post by BigTableShaker(f): 8:38am On Jun 01, 2022
Its Kizz Daniel.

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Politics / Re: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by BigTableShaker(f): 9:36pm On May 24, 2022
All cos he's not Hausa/Fulani.
He should carry his cross tho.

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Travel / Re: Owerri Flood Menace: Pictures & Video by BigTableShaker(f): 5:42pm On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
shocked
Wow is this the mighty Alaigbo!?

Why can't the so called billionaires build proper drainage and gutter to curb this flooding undecided Our online keyboard warriors will not call out their governor, but will be insulting Tinubu and co. Every day and night

The billionaires in alaigbo are publicity stunts.

That place is a godforsaken potopoto region.

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Family / Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by BigTableShaker(f): 1:35pm On May 24, 2022
Skyview01:


The one at Adeniyi Jones.

You be Legend.

At that time, i earned N91/Day at Wahum, Adeniyi-jones.
Not forgetting the free meal they serve; a godforsaken egusi-soup with Eba.


But now we are here

May God bless Us.
Family / Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by BigTableShaker(f): 1:24pm On May 24, 2022
Skyview01:


I hear you my bros. I am very calm.
Eh?!

Which of the Wahums did you hustle?

When I was 19, I hustled at Wahum, Akilo-rd, Wahum(Universal) @ Adeniyi Jones and Wahum, Opp Caplux Paint Ikeja.
Career / Re: I Have Been Robbed By My Workers. Please Help! by BigTableShaker(f): 10:06am On May 24, 2022
istina:
You can report the case at the police station.
They police can get the agent arrested so that he could provide the culprits.

But with Nigerian factor, you might spend more than N25k on the case.

Imagine a suyaboy telling the OP to go get a Lawyer and Police to recover a fhuckin 25k?!

Heheheh.

Some people are too stupid.

Lawyers don suffer walahi.

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Career / Re: I Have Been Robbed By My Workers. Please Help! by BigTableShaker(f): 9:59am On May 24, 2022
lalalista:
I have evidence but not the one that can be seen. The boy's phone has been switched off since and he initially wasn't picking calls
Dear OP, Firstly, You shouldn't be living in the same compound with a sachet water factory; it's a grave crime.

Secondly, you said you've got an evidence but it's "Unseen" that is; Not genuine, not substantial and not real.
Theres no way you gonna pin in on that boy.

Lastly, you were careless with that money and if I were your elder brother, I'd flog you for loosing the money and you'll get another lashing for giving a lame excuse.

Get on with it, it's just a lesson learned.

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Business / Re: Savings With KOLO: I Started In January But Gave Up Along The Line. Here's Why- by BigTableShaker(f): 3:45pm On May 23, 2022
Iamfavored:
Please explain
Run away from Corolla
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Wins Hearts Of Royal Fathers, Politicians, Business Leaders, & Others by BigTableShaker(f): 3:43pm On May 23, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Werey

Na wild goose chase buhari send you and tilumbu their would be no delegates voting after all buhari won't be voting

Return to Abuja and go attend buhari consesus meeting

What is "tilumbu"??
Car Talk / Re: I Am Hoping To Buy My First Car With A Budget Of #1m To #2.5m by BigTableShaker(f): 12:19pm On May 23, 2022
Iamfavored:

Why don't they still corolla 08+?
For the thief mind, 08 upwards dey consume fuel and it doesn't move in the market unlike the 03-07 version that you can put one litre of water and it will run from Lagos to Abuja.

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Politics / Re: Seun Is A Islamic Extremist by BigTableShaker(f): 4:25pm On May 22, 2022
Malory:
Gbam

One dirty headsslamming basterrd threatened me at work, all cos I said those who killed Deborah are terrorists.
The guy said if I insult the prophet, he would kill me right in the office.
I reported the basterrd to HR, and he got himself 2weeks suspension.

Headslammers are basterrd son of goats, they don't belong in a Multinational company or society,, they belong to the gutters and hell.

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Politics / Re: Seun Is A Islamic Extremist by BigTableShaker(f): 3:41pm On May 22, 2022
Malory:
Exactly what I was expecting from a head slammer

Headsslamming basterrds are nothing but weasles.

You should just ignore them.

They're full of shiitt.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Behead Kidnapped Anambra Lawmaker, Okechukwu Okoye (Graphic) by BigTableShaker(f): 12:27pm On May 22, 2022
E no go better for ipob rats.
Buhari should treat em in the language they understand.
Car Talk / Re: Advice On First Car To Buy by BigTableShaker(f): 12:22pm On May 22, 2022
braveheart77:


This makes no sense because you assume Nigeria is USA or something. Corolla, although with a lesser performance than Camry or Luxury is ideal in a developing country like Nigeria for economical reasons.

What you see as value may be different from what someone else sees as value, if you are very rich then a Lexus is more logical. If you’re an average guy (like the majority of car buyers in Nigeria), then a Corolla makes more sense and should be more valuable. Perhaps he would just go for a Sport version to a bit of class.

So, you mean a Toks 2011 Corolla @N4m is a better value than 2012 Camry at same 4m?

Weldone!

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Travel / Re: Good Beach: The Newest Beach In Lagos (Stunning Pictures) by BigTableShaker(f): 2:40pm On May 21, 2022
itaewon:
Wow! very beautiful,we can never have this in alaigbo

Alaigbo?!

That place na godforsaken potopoto region.

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Autos / Re: Is This Car Worth Sending To Nigeria? (Pictured) by BigTableShaker(f): 7:19pm On May 20, 2022
shams040:

are you kidding me?
Kai, that niggah is kidding you.
Who will but a 299k mileage for 3m?!
Travel / Re: Photos Of My Visit To JAY's REPTILE ZOO/SNAKEWORLD by BigTableShaker(f): 7:14pm On May 20, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
My Humble self Feeding a Tortoise! Soorryyy ooo had to remove my face! .... Each Meal Cup costs $5 USD.
Bros wey sabi, Nike sneakers on point.

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Car Talk / Re: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by BigTableShaker(f): 7:08pm On May 20, 2022
bonnyhope:

Jesus!!
With N2000 fuel, I de run 80km with matrix and e go still remain
With 1k fuel, I dey run 80km on my Accord 2006.
The OP's car is really bad.
Car Talk / Re: I Am Hoping To Buy My First Car With A Budget Of #1m To #2.5m by BigTableShaker(f): 8:43am On May 20, 2022
obisite:


Thanks I appreciate,
Honda.. Its cool.. Look robust to me.. Though not ruling out..
But what you think about matrix.. Or camry 06..
Matrix is cool but it's quite overrated and expensive like the Corolla. But Big Daddy? Oh my, how did I missed that?!
Camry 06 is a real deal.
Car Talk / Re: I Am Hoping To Buy My First Car With A Budget Of #1m To #2.5m by BigTableShaker(f): 7:13am On May 20, 2022
obisite:


With what you stated above, and a budget of 1.5 - 2m..which car you recommend..

I've been eyeing corrola, but menh.. With the news here on different thread, stolen car, broken glasses, brain box, etc.. Majority happens to be corrola...

I'm considering changing mind, but confuse on which to now go for..

Fuel & maintenance friendly

Car not for regular use, Probably only for weekends activities for the family, church, within town errands.. Shikina!!!

With 1.5 to 2m, You'll get a very good Honda Accord 2010.
It's a fine performance luxury sedan with sweet fuel economy and cheap maintenance.
You will have peace of mind from the men of the underworld and police tho.


On the other hand,, you can get a Clean Used 2008 Camry too.
The Car is sweet, luxurious, spacious and rugged but...
Youll be ready to pay more on fuel and high cost of maintenance.
Not forgetting Police and Car thieves; they love this Camry eh?!
You may go to Church on a fine Sunday with the car and never return with it; that's how bad it is.

In Abuja, robbers are killing the "overrated Corolla" owners nowadays.
Kindly stay away from Corolla pls.



Las las, it's all depend on you.
Car Talk / Re: I Am Hoping To Buy My First Car With A Budget Of #1m To #2.5m by BigTableShaker(f): 7:03am On May 20, 2022
shigoawesu:
Do you know price range for the 2008 to 2011 Corolla
For 2011, the best version of Toks ranges from 3-4m For 2008-2010, 3m would get it.

Godspeed
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by BigTableShaker(f): 9:11am On May 19, 2022
When a gal falls in love, you fuckkkk her.
Nairaland / General / Re: One Set Ablaze As Igbos, Hausas Clash At Dei-dei Market In Abuja (photos, Video) by BigTableShaker(f): 4:50pm On May 18, 2022
Not again...

Make Dem share this zoo na?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Ladies With A Man Vs Nairaland Ladies Without A Man (pic) by BigTableShaker(f): 4:13pm On May 18, 2022
Radarada

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