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Long overdue. Next I expect are the Danforth that will be the killer change we all crave for

Hahaha... nor take am fight joooor it's all fun. Have a lovely week ahead. nor return de kiss o!

SAMBARRY:
more common sense which is far more greater and worthy than 1 million likes



and if you think I'm posting for likes, you've got another thing coming


mtshewwww back to sender

Na prick ability na husband did one de look for?

OK good and what have you gained? Likes? #mtscheeeeeeeeeew

SAMBARRY:
done

Thank God he finally getting a clue

You be guy ni?

His career is almost over so he might as well come out with his memoir and make more money

What does he do for a living?

You guy will end up making Twaci lose the election just like TAN and Patience made Jonathan lose too.

KingTom:
Ki leleyi? Shey eleyi ti ya weyrey ni?


Newsflash Mr. Sow Soe, last time I checked, it was [size=28pt]MISS NAIRALAND[/size] not Miss Romance section. It is my Mb, not yours I will campaign wherever and whenever I please! If you don't like it, look away. Mtcheeeeww!
God bless Pa. Awolowo!

Oya take it!



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He would now need a jogbo adapter to function well by stepping down the size

Nor vet if u nor understand. Within ar de try tok be say there shouldn't be deadlines in stuffs like this. National ID registration should be continuous and not made final. What happens to children born after de deadline? Non Nigerians until another registration period? This is what prompted underage children registering to vote in the North.

When they called permanent voter's card and these children never reach to vote, they felt there wasn't going to be another registration again as per the word 'permanent'. Meanwhile those who registered long time ago are yet to be given theirs.

Please do let me know if you need further explanation

MrScript:
Abeg make somebody interpret..

Graduated right on time. Starts work on the 1st of June 2015 at the presidency I guess

Nonsense. The one den enroll we never get. Should their be deadline in everything? No wonder we had underage voters become they were scared not knowing when next they would be enrolled.

Nor face your work ya wen den sack you for being partisan your eyes go open #mtscheeeeeeeeeew

With those Nigeria immigration officials collecting 100 naira at the borders, escaping is just a piece of cake to Shekau

Is he a maigadi? Or hin house the most secured house in Naija?

lion042:
If the was stolen from ur house that means no security in this country. Sorry bro

Lol those women go now born Xenophobes

Beware of using your US ATM cards in Nigeria as it can easily be cloned. Unlike Nigerian cards with added security like the microchip and Pin, US cards have just the magstripe.

In Obasanjo's voice to GEJ .....Hilary Clinton is our NEXT president and Obama knows it!

HAZAZEL:
Hillary clinton.

That part where the woman said her friend took off with her maids trousers and slippers cos she wanted evidence ....she went on to mention John bashing her car in chase of her friend .....was he running on foot or with her car? Was he nak3d with dick dangling as he was running? Too many questions here but few truthful answers from the woman.

Me thinks John Fashanu has entered One Chance ooo! Same her Son-In-Law entered too

TheEqualizer:
Fash the bash, the smooth operator, has always been a womaniser but he messed up by messing with that dirt of a woman. He thoroughly stained himself.

You know the woman is lying when he said he was broke and living in her house. Gimme a break. Fash is far richer than even her son-in-law, he made so much money from oil. How can he be living off a dead broke gold digger? Women are crazy.

I hope he signed a prenup. Well, Fash is extremely smart and cunning with his sweet talks, and he won't give her a dime.

Let TRUE LOVE guide your sense of judgment! If you truly love her the way she has to you, then DON'T take that flight or MAKE that CALL ....it may change your life or hers forever! Stay safe and out of trouble dear

teflonbuzz:
I have 100 percent proof my gf is cheating on me. We were living together for over a year in Dallas before we moved to different cities in the U.S. I found out about her sexcapades from her email which I happen to know the password without her knowing. I am still contemplating how to handle it because what she has done is horrible but shes has been too good to me before now. I really love this girl and I know she loves me because she has made sacrifices that no other gf has ever made for me and cried a lot when we moved to separate cities. When we were in college in Texas, this girl used to support me morally, financially, spiritually and sexually. She sold her car at some point to help me pay off my tuition debts. Yes! she is that good. We were making plans for the future before this long distance thing happened out of necessity. She started sounding somehow lately and I decided to dig and found that she has been having an affair with another guy in Illinois where she is currently. I saw their erotic convos about their bleeping, her messages asking him to bleep her and vice versa, pictures of their private parts which they exchanged, hotel receipts, plan tickets to vacations, convos of how they are having a good time etc. I am so depressed and have had to see a psychologist because of this. I don't know how to handle this because of the way I found out and because I don't wanna loose her forever; besides this the girl is really any man's dreams cos she is very pretty, kind and intelligent even though she has a bad temper sometimes. It is partly my fault because for sometime I was not calling her as much but it was cos the things I was busy with not cos I was cheating or anything like that. I JUST HATE THIS SITUATION. I don't know how I can move on from here. I had thought I found the one for real but now this! She was all I wanted. Is it love carrying me through or am I being stupid? It's okay to be sincere and tell me I am stupid now cos I just feel all kinds of way. Love is really a damn tragedy! I need opinions...it may help before I board a plane to Illinois and do something really really stupid.

OK will get my agent to do that soonest.

vicmoore:
Scan the survey plan to umokevictor@gmail.com

Nice one. I have a land with similar dimensions - 517 Square meter (32.54 x 14.37 x 33.56 x 16.50)m. Will this fit in? Also what is the estimated cost from ground to finish?

Nature of land is dry and location is Benue State. Land has blocks of rooms (face me I face you ) on it at present. I won't mind going not into a BOT arrangement with interested investors if any.

vicmoore:
It's 60x120ft or 18x30m sir..tnks

When Hashimu the Trekker began, we been de laugh am now all man been forced to trekk to congratulate Ambode

lalasticlala:
STRANDED COMMUTERS TREKKING FROM ORILE-IGANMU AREA TO LAGOS ISLAND DUE TO TRAFFIC GRIDLOCK IN LAGOS ON THURSDAY


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-stranded-commuters-trek-in-lagos/

Ona don start ehh? Na so Charlie Hebdon riot take start for France o!

As far as the device is connected to data it will be found ...you de plan ni

optimismlaz:
What if the th*ft removed sim and moved to a far place.

Only effective if thief connects the device to Internet access or is unaware of the application's presence for him or her to factory reset device wished this would work without data access shaa

See concept ....na way to take slow down Buhari naaa as hin don tell boys to de obey traffic etc. If hin spend like 30 minutes de wait for traffic light to turn green instead of the usual ....it will take him forever o!

GEJ go don hand over long before these people go reach sef ....Congrats to the sharp babe she don take style grab husband on the go shaa

GIve us an insight into the question asked naaa or adontbelivit

NiceMan4:
Mehn, yesterday in the department of Political science Uniben, a girl fainted on seeing the exam questions. Really, the course Pol 314 was taken by a prof, the questions were so weird, I could have even fainted myself if not that I'm a man. I just had to do my best hoping to get a C or D and move on, the most intelligent students can only get a C in that course. A lot of carry over students.