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Abeg help me tell dem o!

RickRichards:
I don't see anything stunning here.

Just saw this now ....so what do we call this? Naija never badt reach this naaa

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Source:
http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/photos-indian-parents-climb-school-wall.html#more

Nigeria's foolish health authorities won't start taking measures at our ports of entry instead na to de collect 20 naira for yellow card from people wey nor get dem sabi Ghana ensures that all planes and ships that lands or berth are sprayed before passengers disembarks ...not so for naija

This is better than the nuts you are paid as interest monthly though. The longer the number of days you keep it, the better ...maybe 91days tenor or 180days

sparkleboy:
Thanks for the help.
It's ridiculous though! Would rather leave it in my account and have the freedom of using when needed.

I wonder why a body like JAMB headed by a renown Professor could be so lax in its planning and conduction of the UTME in a place like Nigeria. The CBT exam is laudable in all ramification but its execution is greatly flawed.

One would have expected the body to throw open the examination period within a certain period and also ensure proper certification of would be venue and prospective venues around the country using the various Prometric Centers such as Pearson Vue Prometric. This at least would give the exam an International look.

They could have also cede the conduction of the exam to Pearson Vue if they could not manage it properly.

Above all, one must laud the body however for taking the bull by the horn in insisting that the exam should be computer based and also ensuring prompt deliver of results via SMS (though may not be delivered due to our network system failures).

I guess its just the normal teething issues that follow introduction of such innovations in Nigeria.

Cute really. It may also be that he experiences wind in stomach so sleeping that way helps him neutralises it

cyprianlah:
R u sayin dat weird style is cute
Dats because u've not experienced it

Choi ....this kin one still de so?

Wao dats cute he probably slept so as a baby and got used to it

Hmm those Ejigbo pepo sef and violent acts last time na pepper seller get their thing marinated wonder what would be next time ....maybe a man being grilled #uselesspeople

hisableplc:
I was on my way out to my farm and i heard noise of people condemning the act i asked what happened and i was told a father cut her daughter over the night with blade, reason for going to help a neighbor to do domestic work. I traced my way to the school of the child and found the little girl named Mary Olutayo the name of the school withheld I ushered them to the nearest police station tried to call my lawyer for instructions as regards human rights went out of airtime while speaking to one Mrs Aderonke who is a human right activist.
At the police the teacher were asked #3000 i insisted its not done and the case must be handled they walked me out of the station when they heard i involved my lawyer and told the teachers to wait in one of the offices

Please i need this to reach out to Nigerians and stop all this undue process, Child abuse by parents or anyone and the police not demanding for ransom to discharge their duties

This happend in Ejigbo environs.

Hahaha ...you go only end-up super-charging the $perms all the way by getting them drunk

KingTom:
They are Douching her vag.ina na, e be like say na thus method I go start to use

You sabi well

rokiatu:
you mean foolish people?

Eleguishi beach? That place na another hell of a place to be. Characters full there shaaa

Hahaha ...good for the 'picshure or adonbilivit' crew anyway back to the issue ....its just fungus infection causing dry and scaly skin which when peeled off may result in injuries. What you need is a anti fungus wash ....preferably Head and Shoulders Shampoo would do ...use moderately though and apply Sulfur ointment locally for some days. That should do it. Thank me later

li2ish:
After taking my bath always itching my sack it was so much that it's sweetiness made me wound all over my scrotum sack...what do you suggest can be done to treat this?
Am so for the pictures but you need to see for yourself...again thanks

Wao ...so na so politics de take change peepo? Etu Peter Obi? SMH

Forget that amu-igbo ...who takes such serious sef

So that the pirated ones go lock up after 30 days ..we sabi this trick naa

Na you sabi shaaa

stevikenna:
I know its the money you like..Role Model hmmmm

In a layman's term ......The power from PHCN is stable and with fixed frequency whereas the generator though may look stable, is not always delivering fixed frequency electricity supply.

What this means is that instead of your phone's battery to be charged on 240v 50Hz steadily when on PHCN, on generator it fluctuates between 200v/230v/240v 50Hz/45Hz/55Hz which may result in your battery not evenly charged. This is usually a resultant cause leading to mobile phone device/battery explosions.

Notwithstanding that PHCN sometimes deliver low voltage or fluctuating current, since it passes through the standard transformer it is well regulated to a steady frequency compared to the generators AVR.

I hope this helps out.

Hahaha ...nor bi unto that runs o! He's a role model kind of ...if I get a young guy in such mold I won't hesitate to say yes

stevikenna:
Go and look for your mate

This is it below

2200000*10/100*1/365 = 602*number of days ....I hope this helps

sparkleboy:
Thanks
So how do they calculate it? Is it 10% of the capital/12 so for 2.2m 10% is 220k
So the interest is 18k? Or correct me please cos my calculation above seems ridiculous?

Thats my man any day! He's so graceful in old age and not like others in his class

lalasticlala:
Theophilus Danjuma stepped out With his Stunning, ageless wife, Daisy Danjuma. They attended the burial ceremony of late business man SIR MOLADE OKOYA-THOMAS.

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-943368947573704856_290514337

It all depends on your bargaining power. Most banks would not give you good rate though but try FCMB, Heritage Bank ...they may give you like 10-11% for 180 days. Note that the interest is calculated over 365days.

sparkleboy:
Please this question is directed at the financial gurus in here!
I have about 2.2m in my account and I won't be needing for atleast a month,
I'm thinking of fixing it to yield interest for 30 days.
Please which bank has the highest percentage rate of return?

Out of how many? Enough of all these blame game ...we need to move forward jooooor!

LocalChamp:
Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola has revealed that 2,123 policemen provided security for President Goodluck Jonathan while armed robbers raided a bank in Lekki, Lagos last week.

Fashola, who spoke at the Agricultural Food Value Chain held in Agege area of Lagos, Southwest Nigeria on Tuesday said when the president came to Lagos last Thursday, while citizens were being robbed, the president was protected by 2, 123 security personnel.

“Let me be very clear, the president is entitled to every protection, he’s our president, but the question to ask is that; when you were being traumatised yesterday, where were these 2,123 men? Because you are also entitled to be protected. The reason why the president gets all that protection is so that he can protect all of us,” he said.

The governor also decried Monday’s protest march for Jonathan in Lagos by members of the Oodua Peoples Congress, OPC and other pro-Jonathan groups in which the protesters terrorised Lagosians while brandishing dangerous weapons.

“Yesterday, they also showed the difference between us when the supporters of the PDP and President Jonathan came out. You know on 7th of March this year, just about a week ago, the APC held a solidarity rally in Lagos. Did anybody attack you on that day? So, yesterday, they held their own, but what I heard, because I received telephone calls and text messages from residents who explained to me, I received emails.

“I am sorry for the pain and trauma they put you through because residents continuously complained yesterday that they were traumatised by those people who supposedly were carrying out a rally in support of the president and in support of their gubernatorial candidate, just kidding.

“So instead of canvassing for your votes and showing you why their service record is better, they were showing you knives, cutlass and dangerous weapons. Some residents phoned to say that they were banging on their cars. Let me remind all of us, that the work of a party and a government is to protect citizens and not to terrorize them,” he stated.

Fashola said for those who still said that they did not know what the issues in these elections were, Monday’s event brought one issue sharply in focus, which he said was the issue of security.

He stated that the peace and safety that “all of you have enjoyed for eight years is now at risk. You have seen the kind of people who support the other party on Monday, you have seen the kind of people who support their presidential and gubernatorial candidate, those are the people that you will see around them. Monday’s experience, may God forbid it, would be what you would experience till 2019.

“Unless you come out massively on March 28 and on April 11, that is the only way that God would forbid that kind of thing from continuing in Lagos. It is your vote that would change it. A vote for General Buhari would put to end this kind of abuse of state power. A vote for Ambode will continue the security that we have built and protected you for the past eight years.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/17/lekki-robbery-2123-policemen-were-securing-jonathan-fashola/

You nor go compare half-caste (mixed race) girl to a bleached out girl naa ...the difference is always clear Like my borther would say ...'their skin just de like butter ....just buy bread use rub them skin eat one time ...with bleached out girl ...you go just throw up sef

rattlesnake:
I went to gtb today a half caste girl came and all heads turned

Let's stop deceiving ourselves

And this made Front Page? Are we celebrating her foolishness? Haba Mods ....

Choi! Which girl or woman do you this? Abeg throw them away and go to the nearest shoprite and get new sets ...buzz me when you done will help you take care of it #najokeardeyo

Did you not check your pocket or wallet content before phocking? Abeg don't kill an innocent baby ya

Na this guy wey de jog for Admiralty Way for hot afternoon be this naaaa

Na dis people so de entice those 'hoodlums' come Lekki o!

Nor mind dem ...brand new transformers to be hugged with out electrocution #uselessparty

Ochiske:
Pdp never ceases to amaze me.



#IHaveDecided
Buhari/Osinbajo 2015-2019

Lol ...game on! Where is Patience Jonathan to come make akamu or apeteshi naaaa

St. GMB patron saint of the honest and corrupt-free

skak:
GMB is saint