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How did he or she offended you to warrant the insult? There was no mention of you or your tribe.

We should all grow up joooor. Too much insults here not good

xtervaganza:
imagine this son of a wh0re talking nonsense here. So because some people refuse to eat okra soup it means they can't cook?



E no go better for you join the people wey like your comment. Stoopid animal

You be Gej?

Hope this helps increase the Alexa rating for NL shaaa

demelza:
Oya mods to frontpage!
Let people learn how to wash plate.

Military command has just indicted the president - Nigeria is not secured and military under present regime are not capable! martial music being rehearsed somewhere nw I guess

GEJ be like ...ona rename February to FeBuhari ona want make ar contest elections taaaaaaaa for there! make ar see how ona wan turn March to MarBuhari naaaaaa #march4buhari jooooooooooor

I thought the president said the country is safe naaa? He even lied to US ooo First time in history a National Election is postponed by the incumbent ...shows he's not to be trusted BUT TAN go say na part of hin achievements naaa

Well she has DANCED her way into NDLEA hands naaa .....eventful 2015 for her jaaare

If the INEC had stated the reason as 'threat' to voting in some parts of the country, it would have been understandable BUT for him to say Service Chiefs lobbied him under pressure to postpone the polls only goes on to show that retardeen had no control over his armed forces abi no bi president be Commander In Chief again?

More reason why we want the elections to remove the inactive C-in-C

I find it funny some people don't wipe their a$$ after pooo? Hahaha Abasi Mbok

Lol ....LMAO @'Dorcasing'

The bank don buy market naaa! Was SARS involved when the loan was being obtained? Or did they find anything criminal with the loan given your parents?

Let your lawyer sue the bank and claim N20Bn for unlawful breaking and harassment ...that will teach them a lesson

BTW ...is this a conventional Nigerian bank or one of those Micro-finance Institutions? The MF are known for this sort of behavior a conventional Nigerian bank will not behave in such a way.

Please name the bank so we can help out!

Look ow e make lek say e de dance Sekem

Hmm... below we de think for our mind say see this guy wan put hand for fire even though e know say de fire go burn am

Osheeeeee #mugu

No mind dem joooooooor! Afraid de catch them of the General

Meanwhile @Taylor86 ....this bike man nor get day time job? Looks like all he does is 'f@ck' all day long abi over fertile de worry de woman?

Taylor86:
jega do not b afraid......for dis I and my whole family are defecting to APC.....non sense.

So why did they reduce in the first place? To score political point or what? #mtscheeeeeeew

Sharp man naaaa! He wants sign on fee before training with an 'Academy' fa hahaha Just a reflection of what our national teams would turn to in the nearest future

Hahahaha

chucky234:
Dbanj cousin

Obalende or CMS

Fulfilled in an invisible styleeee !

Hahaha ....well you need to put on a caveat so our husbands and guys know we are on the prowl to nab them always better when they behave than when we catch them

mytrafficlite:
Lol! That is one of the many features available on the App. Please do not mis use it ooo. Wives be warned ha.

Nice one ....very good tools to track husbands and girlfriends I would say ....no more 'I'm in the middle or non-moving traffic' when I can always see his car parked at Quilox hehehehe

mytrafficlite:
THE TRAFFIC LITE APP
A software firm based in Lagos, has announced the launch of its new mobile traffic solution, “Traffic Lite”, a community-based traffic application aimed at providing real-time traffic updates to the local community.
The start-up company saw the need to improve the intense traffic situation on Lagos State roads, hence it developed the solution.
Traffic Lite is all about contributing to the 'common good' out there on the road. It is a community based traffic solution geared to make daily road commute a breeze.
By connecting drivers, passengers and pedestrians to one another, the solution helps people create local driving communities that work together to improve the quality of everyone's daily driving. That might mean helping them avoid the frustration of sitting in traffic, cluing them in on police traps or shaving five minutes off of their regular commute by showing them new alternative routes they never even knew about.
According to the Founder and Technology Lead of Panthelope Technologies, Ikenna Iloeje, "Traffic Lite features an ever-increasing list of popular routes around Lagos. Once traffic lite has been downloaded, users simply create their profiles, and log in." He said by just driving or walking around with the app running passively on their phone they are immensely contributing to traffic and other road data, but they can also take a more active role by sharing road reports on accidents, police traps, or any other hazards along the way, helping to give other users in the area a 'heads-up' about what's to come.
Traffic Lite solution, he added, boasts at top-notch degree of accuracy of its traffic reports. The report shows the actual cumulative speed on the route, actual number of road commuters present on the route, an estimated travel time, route distance and bottlenecks along the route. You can’t go wrong with its report.
"If for some good reason, the regular route is not listed on the popular routes, users can create their own personal routes using the ease to use Google Map. These routes can be shared with friends and other social networks.
In addition to the local communities of drivers and road commuters using the app, Traffic Lite also features a lightweight social community where users can find friends on Traffic Lite and share current location and histories," Iloeje said.
"The application was inspired by the need to help users get as accurate as possible route traffic reports, road alerts and other traffic related situations such as accidents, police traps, security alarms, gas stations etc. on majority of the routes in Lagos. These will help in saving time, money and aids in improving daily commuting for the community,” Iloeje said.
Download the TRAFFIC LITE APP from Google Play Store: http:///P6060z
Follow on twitter: @MyTrafficlite https://twitter.com/MyTrafficLite
Website: http:///gcjKFZ
Featured on ThisDayLive, Vanguard NGR, Techmoran:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/real-time-traffic-report-solution-debuts-on-mobile-phone/196714
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/phone-can-now-help-avoid-traffic
http://techmoran.com/nigerias-trafficlite-launches-give-real-time-traffic-updates-subscribers/#sthash.s8RqaXn7.dpbs

Why not open your thread instead coming to cause confusion on this lovely thread. Haba ...nor go plant corn on top anoda man farm naa ...go farm your own land joooooooor

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Mcleo007:
Hello, good evening and how're you? We charge by weight and value. Value in this case does not apply. Items weighing 0-5kg costs N2500. Every additional kg attracts N200 each.
Thanks

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Nor vex yaaaa ...you bi Laptop Number gini?

LARRYDKING:
Hypocrite, u'll complain the government is nt doing much by creating tertiary institutions, nw they are and u're spewing shiit again. Was rome built in a day?

Ooops! I forgot the 40-man laptop team still in activated mode Nor vex yaaaa ...you bi Laptop Number gini?

clevvermind:
bad belle people don start again. una nor like better tin for una life?

.....as usual, we go hear "Money nor loss ooooo!"