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Errrrmmmm, I don't have a salary

I have profits

Hardwork, absence of fear and self confidence

People who dont pray become successes,

But prayer gives you faith to persevere, focus and clarity,

I know people who pray 24/7 and are nothing close to success


Id rather use hardwork AND prayer though but even the Bible says faith without work(s) is dead

po*rn sites

Students sent Abroad

Women who feel/know that's all they have to offer

science fiction becoming reality,


I like

hmmmmmnnn

An actually sensible list on nairaland.

And some idio*ts here see nothing good in their own country

Godson201333: Many people commenting on here just keep mentioning london london na wa o...

London na backyard now, 6 hrs u don reach.

For 17k

Ie 200k the whole year

First week,

Holding up the queue to get into the bus trying to sort out which coin is which to pay (can do it with my eyes closed now)

Aishabee: Greetings and Kudos to evry1 here.

Please i need your urgent advice......placed my buy mandate for unity bank @ 0.50k for some days now and its bin so difficult to get.

I'm tinking of buying at the market price tomorrow.

I'm so so confused....will appreciate candid advice.

I'd cancel if i were you, if the reconstruction news above is anything to go by

Jyerez & otikpoko carry una love go find room. (it's illegal in naija sha)

Going to Edinburgh and eating Indian food...

and farting for the next 2 days non stop

Now If I see "Indian food" for signboard sef fear de enter my bone

You've outgrown the neighbourhood,

Move to a new place with more aspiring people

I de use eye look who de my front so I hardly make mistakes,

Mine was,

Wearing shirt and sweater when I first got to amsterdam mid winter (I think say winter na a.c I no no say na deep freezer people de leave)

Going to shop and asking where to keep my existing bags (a 'la Nigerian method of preventing shoplifting)

Eating "all I can eat" anytime I lodge with "all you can eat breakfast"

Wondering why people clean their tables and clear the plates in mc donalds

Going to Paris with a 3 word french vocabulary (luckily d Babe I carry na Canadian na she save my life, I for suffer)

Crossing to the left, right and left again in London to determine where to board the bus and not being sure which way to look when crossing (them de drive for the wrong side)

Throwing food in the recycle bin and vexing when they carry everybody's own and not mine

Keeping cartons outside next to the dustbin and getting a "fly tipping" warning

Getting scammed of 100£ by an Indian "guru" in birmingham

Buying expensive food I don't understand it's name/contents and pretending I enjoyed it

Buying lyca, lebara and giffgaff on landing in London in case of "bad network"


Smiling and nodding when I don't get the bloody accents (not changing mine for anything too)


Standing at the left side of the escalator (especially at Euston station) and wondering; Why all the hate?

To be continued....

44 Year old.

Nigerian 44 year old babe na Church Assistant she don be

Location?

Depends on his Risk Aversion and if he has a Family,

My principle in life is, whatever you don't focus on won't grow, so I'm not really a fan of on the side this and that,

Practice point 20. and then get a maid or hire a cleaning company to come in periodically.

We have 24 hrs a day, if you use 3hrs doing things you can pay someone 7$ an hour to do for you and your hourly rate is 100$,
Over a year, you are loosing 70,000$ or more monetarily if Housework is only 3 Hrs daily.

Be wise.

For me, no wife would Bring that near me Thank you. I'm already working 5am in the Morning when I wake up, I sleep 1 - 2 am everyday and Im busy in between.

Why cant me and my wife rest and we hire professionals to do their job?

The bible prophesied.........

The remaining things I never send via cargo

Funny thing is I fine pass 90% of the photos here..

But fine is just jara in my Blessings

As a man I won't compete on "fineness"

Handsome no de pay school fees buy Pampers

youngbilly1: you never knew before ni, i read your thread and shake my head...you guys never confronted him you wanna meet when he claim he arrived from the states...linkto is scammed you thats what i think

them go soon insult u o! Careful

I'm seeing a mini Nigerian situation here. Leaders fleece you, bend you over and f*ck you in the a*s and citizens defend them with their whole spirit and fight and insult people who have the guts to say the truth.

In a case of even suspected fraud, MOVE FAST, you never know if delay tactics are being applied so the person destroys evidence or gathers resources to run far away. But no, People talk here someone would burst out to Insult the person.

I'm not saying linkto is a scam artist... yet, there is benefit of doubt, but honestly.... I reserve further comments

nereiskc: @bigx, A̶̲̥̅♏ a client of meristem too.....I wish to b using online transfer because is fast but A̶̲̥̅♏ been sceptical on how they will identify the client...cause on the banking platform I use, the hv column for remark.... On that column if I shld put meritrade nos, I doubt if it will reflect on d transaction receipt......cos transfers I do make to my biz partners; my remarks doesn't show on my transaction receipt... So pls how do u do urs ..thanks

It doesnt matter, just inform them you paid through text or email

do you know if the woman was a nightmare?

There are loads of them like that and end of the day they come playing victim

gosj: Please my brother kindly teach me how you do deposit money into your account @ Meristem. Do you write your account name or your Meristem in-house number on the bank teller? And how long does it take for deposit to reflect in your Meritrade account? Thank you!

Pay in then use their contact form or phone number to tell them the teller number.
I usually use online transfers and it reflects same day.

I placed a small order just now on meritrade and received a Buy contract 4 minutes later. Are trades now instant? Anyone else experienced this.

Afam4eva: I said ATM for some reason. If i had said "debit cards" then it would have been a different issue. Some cards were made specially for ATM machines while others were made for general use.

"Debit" is what is written on ATM cards, they are debit cards so they are the same.

The difference between the Black and Orange cards is the Black is linked to a dollar denominated dom account and the orange is linked to your Naira account.

Can we all sheathe our swords and move ahead now?