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CelebritiesRe: Fakest Nigerian Celebrities by BIKINI(f): 3:23pm On Apr 29, 2007
Ramesy Nouah Jnr ,
his love scenes are so fake that i just want to puke.
Then d duo Osita and Chinedu, with d syndrome that turned dem to pint size(they at some point gave some kids in Nigeria idea that truancy was the in thing) am glad that fad has passed but it was a real pain while it lasted.
FamilyRe: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by BIKINI(f): 2:40pm On Apr 29, 2007
THIS THE SECRET,
Tell her that anytime her husband does anything "naggable" ,she shuld just take some very clean water into her mouth . I warn, she is not under any condition, to swallow this water or spit it out ,but to keep it in there in her mouth for as long as her husband continues to annoy her.
SHE CAN ONLY CHANGE THE WATER WHEN IT BECOMES WARM.
FamilyRe: What If Ur Husband Loses His Man-hood In An Accident? by BIKINI(f): 2:20pm On Apr 29, 2007
I WILL ALSO LEAVE HIM BY ACCIDENT![color=#990000][/color]
FamilyRe: How Many Of You Ladies Want Your Mother-inlaw Dead Before You Marry by BIKINI(f): 2:15pm On Apr 29, 2007
grin I would love her to be alive so i can spoil her rotten with love as i pamper my Mum       currently. If she has other daughters i will so make her love me that she wiil 4get about them. U just trust me on that one, i have my ways( animal magnetism).
But if she choose to be a pain in the neck. . . .
 " Who do anyhow Go see any how!" cool
  BUT OVERALL ,I WANT HER TO BE ALIVE AND KICKING
CrimeRe: Forced Islamist Abductions In Nigeria by BIKINI(f): 2:11pm On Apr 29, 2007
THESE  PEOPLE DON TIRE ME COMPLETELY. angry
    THE HEAVEN WHEN DEM DEY CLAMOUR SO MUCH 4 NONE OF THEM DON GO AM COME BACK .NA DEM SAY , DEM SAY.
CURRENTLY I HAVE THIS MUSLIM GUY WEN DON CHOOSE TO DIE FOR MY NECK .IMAGINE "TOASTING" A GIRL FOR MORE THAN 5 YEARS. SOMETIMES I GO JUST SHRUG MY HEAD IN PITY  COS I CAN NEVER CONSIDER HIM . AS LONG AS IM DEY PRACTISE THAT ABATTIORISM- HUMAN SLAUGTHER   CALLED ISLAM. WHERE DEM PREACH SAY FOUR WOMEN EQUAL ONE MAN. NO VALUE DIS LIFE WEN DEY SWEET LIKE SUGAR.
NOW DEM DONE KILL DIS POOR GIRL WEN DEY DO HER WORK  sad
   IF UNA  LIKE MAKE UNA SWALLOW ME UNA OWN DON THREE MUCH.
E BETTER MAKE I BE ATHEIST INSTEAD MAKE I BE FANATICS LIKE UNA wink
 I DON'T REALLY SUPPORT THE AMERICAN INVASION BUT WHENEVER I WATCH THE 9/11 VIDEO , AM ALWAYS FORCED TO HAVE A RETHINK.
FamilyRe: How Many Of You Ladies Want Your Mother-inlaw Dead Before You Marry by BIKINI(f): 1:56pm On Apr 29, 2007
grin I would love her to be alive so i can spoil her rotten with love as i pamper my mum currently. If she has other daughters i will so make her love me that she wiil 4get about them. U just trust me on that one, i have my ways( animal magnetism).
But if she choose to be a pain in the neck. . . .
" Who do anyhow Go see any how!" cool
FamilyRe: Why do men find it difficult to tell their wives their salary? by BIKINI(f): 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2007
WHO EVEN CARES?
AS LONG AS WHEN I NEED MONEY I GET IT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW .WILL THAT MAKE ME HEALTHIER? KNOWING MIGHT EVEN START MAKING ME SEE D NEED TO STEP DOWN ON SOME EXPENSES AND THE TIMING OF THIS STINGINESS MAY NOT ALWAYS BE COMFORTABLY WITH ME. I JUST DONT WANNA KNOW.
MAKE HIM DEY FOOT THE DAMNED BILLS JO!
I WON'T TELL U MINE ALSO.
FamilyRe: Virgin Husband, Experienced Wife: Is It Fair? by BIKINI(f): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2007
Please what is d  fuss about.
           Much ado about virginity, serves him and all those who anchor their love on virginity, right. it's time 4 people to stop loving people because of ephemeral attributes that can be ther today, and gone 2moro. IF U CHOOSE TO REMAIN A VIRGIN AND SITUATION  IN LIFE FAVOURS YOU , DONT CRUCIFY OTHERS DAT DONT HAVE A SIMILAR FATE, IT'S DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS. What we shuld encourage is self- discipline  and tolerance.
  Some ladies get disvirgined through rape, or other forms of abuses and they still view themselves as virgins pending when they meet the right man. Others lose their virginity by having it removed surgically. some also through some strainous sports like horse riding . there are also those who remove their hymen consentingly through sex 4 reasons best known to them. Are u trying to tell me these ladies don't deserve  to have a shot @ marriage? 
          Are u God to decide whether it's fair or not?
      BUT IF HE FEELS HE HAS BEING SHORT CHANGED , HE SHULD TAKE HIS CASE TO THE SUPREME COURT. grin
   Instead of him to  concentrate on how to make his marriage work he is crying over split milk . If we really scrutinize him we 'll discover some traits worse than promiscuity.
MR SANCTIMONIOUS . NA YOU HOLY PASS cool
 
RomanceRe: What Do U Fell About, {do Me I Do U.} by BIKINI(f): 2:16pm On Apr 23, 2007
Do me i do u, God no dey vex.

BUT IN THIS CONTEXT , GUY U BETA TAKE HER BACK COS OBVIOUSLY U STILL LIKE HER. If not why are u looking back and taking decisions based on the way she treated you. U want to mess up ur self cos of one singular act. You feel it's the only way you can get back @ her and also,her attention.if u wont eat a particular food, don't be caught smelling it.

U BETTER CHECK URSELF BEFORE U WRECK URSELF
RomanceRe: I Wanna Be Single Cos Am Gamophobic, Is It A Big Issue? by BIKINI(f): 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2007
My dearest arriane,
   Welcome to our great forum,
About the issue you posted:
          A lot of people feel the same way u do in fact , milions .Do you know dat @ some point in ma school days i had to look for one word that would aptly  describe this feeling ,and when i learnt it was gamophobia i knew just then it was a problem restricted to no miniute fraction of people.
    Back then when i try to fantasize aloud on how my dream family would be, i can clearly recall about 2 of my friends who would just sneer @ me and go into a tirade on why i shuldn't expect that kind of life but u know what , i used to tell them that 'those people aint the same people as me," .
    Life is not about one size fitting all, there are no hard and fast rules to it; what is good for the gander might not really be good for the geese, @ some point or the other there is what we call compromise,and then we really put our feet down to saying this is what i want. If being a single mother is what u crave for go for it after the initial fuss ,u 'll find out that after all said and done you are on your own.People wuld only peep@ you @ intervals to see how u are making out. The same goes for the conventional man & woman ensemble.Both of them have their own highs and lows .
        I WOULD ADVICE YOU TO TRY PRAYERS COS WHAT'S DONE CAN'T BE UNDONE, BUT THE FUTURE CAN BE CORRECTED.  Think of how you can do wonderful things with yourself. YOU ARE INDEED A STRONG PERSON COS IT TAKES STRENTH OF CHARACTER FOR ANYONE TO DISCOVER HIS/HER WEAKNESSES AND ADDRESS IT         I really wish parents would read this &  see one of the long term effects of a family break -up. Breaking a family up is one hell of a selfish act.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF 4 MY SAKE, ARIANNE,
AND CONTINUE BEING STRONG 4 COS U'LL NEED IT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Interveiw- Is Suit Cumpulsory? by BIKINI(f): 4:19pm On Apr 15, 2007
First u all are shared into a group of six
   . Then you're ushered b/for the panelist, and given a topic to discuss.
topics are  usually comtemporary issues ,like census,election ,sports etc. u can agree or disegree . @ watever u say try not 2 rush because u might start to stutter, give your reasons  4 watever stand u take if there's enough time.
  Don't try to dominate the discussion because what they really want 2 see is your team spirit,  What follows next is a personal meeting with the panelists .@ this level , it's every man to himself. u go answer your papa name

Make sure d dates  on cv tally. find out about their products (Ufirst,glofirst,firstcash etc),directors,ceo&chairman etc.dress neatly .try 2 obey the usual etiquette of a proper interview , ie be @ ur best behaviour if possible (courteous,smart etc ) .
P/S
4 d suit stuff some people came without them.

ONE LOVE
RomanceRe: Jilted For Lack Of Experience by BIKINI(op): 4:18pm On Mar 21, 2007
@FEMIONASAN
AM GLAD HE WAS GENTELMANLY ENUF TO LEAVE HER IN ONE PIECE i.e NOT RAPE HER WHEN HE NOTICE HER CLUMSINESS
(SO SHE IS ,I HAVE GOD TO THANK 4 DAT, STILL INTACT).

@WHITELEXI
METHINK THIS IS NEITHER A GENDER BASED TOPIC OR FORUM .FEEL FREE TO CONCUR OR CONTRADICT?
WE WULD STILL APPRECIATE IT.
THANKS
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants A Blood Covenant by BIKINI(f): 3:47pm On Mar 21, 2007
shocked   
hmmmm. . .  ,  blood covenant? haven't u heard that the only thing permanent is change?
        do u think it's possible that u wuld still dig each other in ten years time?
What if u both get bored or meet some different  person who u feel  " chimes your bells" better?   
I wuld advice u to bolt with the speed of lightening and don't succumb to this .Try to convince her,spend quality time and money, in fact spoil her with love , do anything but  blood covenant ,my dear ,because very few things last foever here on earth.
            Take care grin
RomanceRe: Jilted For Lack Of Experience by BIKINI(op): 2:28pm On Mar 21, 2007
I really appreciate ur individual comments.

I must confess i was particularly touched by cute- ass 's response. I had to drag her (my buddy )to see it cos it 's exactly what i have been telling her. And guess what, it really struck home.

One cannot learn left-handedness @ old -age she ain't no flirt, and even when she attempts it she always looks funny to me. She is a 23 yr old graduate,intelligent & in fact very attractive(not cos she's my friend)

I am helping her do some psyching up as her self esteem has been almost shattered. She is my best friend and i wuld die first than to allow a no gooder send her to an early grave .

Once more i appreciate all the responses so far they have trully been very educating. Thanks a lot.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Spring Bank by BIKINI(f): 2:10pm On Mar 21, 2007
i wuld like to know if this interview is for the test that was written late last year?
Is iit actually been done in batches?
RomanceJilted For Lack Of Experience by BIKINI(op): 5:00pm On Mar 19, 2007
Hi, My friend just got dumped by her boyfriend for lack of experience. She said he told her he couldn't handle a JJC. He said according to her, to use his very words ,"I like them experienced".

I sure gave her a shoulder to cry on but culdn't stop wondering what the world is turning into. A girl gets jilted for being a virgin.

I told her he wasn't meant for her as several men i know wuld give up their right arm for a girl like her. However she is thinking of hitting the streets of Lagos as she now feels she is deficient in that area. I would welcome your reactions please.
RomanceRe: Only The Woman Knows Who The Father Of Her Child Is by BIKINI(f): 1:18pm On Mar 11, 2007
Thats only natural. Who do you ask for the content of a store
:
none other than the store -keeper.[olor=#000099][/color][b][/b]

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