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TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Actor/Actress You Want To Slap? by BIKINI(f): 5:33pm On May 13, 2007
BENITE NZERIBE ,WITH HER BLEACHING .I JUST WISH HER MOTHER OR SOMEONE CLOSE TO HER, OR ME WULD SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HER.  EVEN MICHEAL JACKSON  WILL PITY HER IF HE SEES HER.

    GLAMOUR IS ONLY EPHEMERAL BUT THE DAMAGE THAT GIRL IS DOING TO HER SKIN IS BEYOND PARDON . shocked
FamilyRe: Any Male/female Up To 30 Years Of Age Still A Virgin In This Modern World? by BIKINI(f): 4:51pm On May 13, 2007
ACORDING TO HELEN GURLY BROWN IN HER BOOK SEX WITH THE SINGLE GIRL
   
"THERE IS NOTHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A 30 OR MORE YEAR OLD  . . .  VIRGIN"

HOW THRU THAT IS,  I CAN'T TELL COS I'M NOT THIRTY YET
FamilyRe: Must I Marry Her Because Of Pregnancy? by BIKINI(f): 4:38pm On May 13, 2007
IF NA ME BE HER PARENT(S), I GO CASTRATE U OR PUT ONE STERILITY CURSE ON YOUR HEAD. WEN U DEY BONK HER U 4GET .WHETER NA SHOTGUN WEDDING OR ANYTHING DEM LIKE CALL AM , U MUST MARRY HER O!
            I THANK GOD SAY U TOO DON BCOM FATHER TO A DAUGHTER, IF U NO GO MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OF THAT(THEIR MOTHER,) LADY, HMMMM . . . BY THE WAY U DON HEAR OF KARMA?

IT'S OVBIOUS U STILL LOVE HER, U ARE JUST EXPERIENCING THE USUAL COLD FEET DIE-HARD BACHELORS GET.
           
GO AND MARRY HER O!
FamilyRe: Obasanjo's Son Files For Divorce by BIKINI(f): 4:27pm On May 13, 2007
THE GUY WAS JUST FED UP .THE FOOD THING WAS JUST AN EXCUSE,
AFTERALL CAN HIS SISTERS EVEN COOK? WITH ALL THAT AJEBUTTER TRAINING .IF HE WERE TO BE A GIRL, I'M SURE HE WULD'T HAVE KNOWN HOW TO PUT ON THE GAS. AFTERALL THE MAIDS ARE THER TO DO IT. NOW HE WANTS TO CRUCIFY ANOTHER MAN'S DAUGTHER WHEN THEY BASICALLLY HAD SIMILAR UPBRINGING.

HE WAS ALREADY TIRED OF THE MARRIAGE. PERIOD
FamilyRe: Family Tragedy by BIKINI(f): 3:41pm On May 13, 2007
WHAT A HEART-WRENDING TOPIC,  I WANT TO BELIEVE IT NEVER HAPPENED sad
THIS IS A TYPICAL CULT COUNTER VENDETTA OPERATION. I STILL WANT TO HOPE IT NEVER REALLY HAPPENED. sad cry cry cry cry
TV/MoviesRe: The Gardener's Daughter by BIKINI(f): 3:32pm On May 13, 2007
PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW WHY MOST OF THEIR, (THE ONES WITH THE SOUTH AMERICAN ORIGINS),SUBJECT MATTER  IN THESE SOAPS ARE BASED ON LOVE.
           I MEAN APART 4RM LOVE AND THE HAPPY -EVER- AFTER CONCEPT THERE ARE MORE TOPICAL ISSUES IN LIFE.
            DON'T GET ME WRONG , LOVE  AS A TOPIC IS TIGHT BUT IT 'S BECOMING TRITE IN THESE SOAP OPERAS.
FamilyRe: When Love Dies, Will You Stay For The Sake Of Your Children? by BIKINI(f): 3:19pm On May 13, 2007
cry I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ,BUT I THINK I[b] MIGHT[/b] STAY cry
FamilyRe: What Is Your Marital Status? by BIKINI(f): 3:08pm On May 13, 2007
grin S&S -single and searching grin
FamilyRe: Why Would A Man Go For A Second Wife? by BIKINI(f): 3:00pm On May 13, 2007
@fadal
our peolple say "who no go, no know"
when u don enter ur body go fone u,cos u go shorten ur lifespan with ur own hand.
i know ur religion permits it but  with a proviso,which is that u shuld love the four of them equally.We all know this is impossible as even parents find it diff to love their own children equally.
 in the case of marriage we are talking about four women 4rm diff backgrounds.
Methink, that proviso serves as a check not an enhancer cos if the truth must be said, no man on earth can love four women (his wives)equally
FamilyRe: Why Would A Man Go For A Second Wife? by BIKINI(f): 2:51pm On May 13, 2007
it's really pathetic cos when they die ,they just leave mess all over the place.it's sheer greed and selfishness
FamilyRe: Husbands Who Ask Their Wives To Resign Their Jobs by BIKINI(f): 2:36pm On May 13, 2007
cool that man( cos i def won't marry someone who stiffles my dreams) must seriously be joking .
to have come this far ?hell no ! he shuld try doing house-husbanding.
on a second thought, may be i would consider it if he is ready to be giving me blank cheques @ the end of every month grin
FamilyRe: What If Your Wife Can't Cook? by BIKINI(f): 2:27pm On May 13, 2007
u marrried her right? so i believe she is ok in other areas. 4 d cooking aspect, u shuld learn 2geda. make out time 4 both of you to experiment on new dishes . just the two of u in the kitchen 2geda, now won't dat be romantic? try it .
RomanceRe: Does True Love Really Exist Now Adays. by BIKINI(f): 2:07pm On May 13, 2007
YES
RomanceRe: I Had A Blood Covenant by BIKINI(f): 1:57pm On May 13, 2007
You need complete deliverance mister. Go to God in prayers nothing is impossible with him.
kia . . . this is so unfortunate . . .in this day and age?
HealthRe: I Need A Bigger Butt. by BIKINI(f): 1:51pm On May 13, 2007
baby girl i don't think u need all that .
talking from experience here .
    some times, it actually feels like one is wearing a pillow in ones undies .
some times "ikebe" dey heavy the owner
HealthRe: Using Bleaching Cream To Improve Your Appearance by BIKINI(f): 1:47pm On May 13, 2007
beauty is only skin-deep
RomanceRe: How Do You Know Your Husband To Be? by BIKINI(f): 1:43pm On May 13, 2007
we'll know when we meet
RomanceRe: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by BIKINI(f): 1:31pm On May 13, 2007
U see , we have a very dicey situation on hand because u've scorned this lady and i tell u for her to have gone this length shows how bitter she is right now. so man u 've got to thread carefully.
   4 those telling you to arrest her or prosecute i understand their sentiments but mister there is no telling how far this lady can go.
  have u imagined what she could likely do if she panics ? do u know what happens to a desperate person when he\she  panics? They simply freak out. This girl shuld not be pressured, u never can tell what's next.
    have u ever thot of her making a desperate move of DESTROYING your certificate? then what will u do .even if u take her to ICJ BY THAT TIME IT 'LL BE WORTHLESS,
   Mr just look around for her church members or any body u know she respects ,to TALK to her. i repeat  don't attempt to intimidate her because if she is a true Niger-delta  brought up, that wuld worsen matters. SHOW SOME LEVEL OF DIPLOMACY .EVEN IF IT MEANS PRETENDING BUT MAKE SURE U DON'T TELL HER U LOVE HER AGAIN IF U DON'T MEAN IT.
      I feel your pain bros but this shuld also serve as a warning to u and d other brodas & sistas out there to stop faking what they don' t feel. be sure of whatever promise u make;
just  as "Dettol" would say," be absolutely sure"


take care
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Gives You His Email Password by BIKINI(f): 5:46pm On May 08, 2007
it is ok if u are in what in every sense of the word pass for a relationship . not the hit  and run we find around these days . but still find time to study him because if u ask me there are no hard and fast rules to an affair . What works for John and Mary , might not work for Martha and Peter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Chi Test Format Pleasssssssssssse by BIKINI(f): 5:35pm On May 08, 2007
please a friend of mine is also going for the chi test this saturday .and since u want to all chat like a forum, here is his number 08030654622. l
thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Calls Again by BIKINI(f): 5:18pm On May 08, 2007
hello there ,for people that did not get to be invited for the second and third batch. i learnt from a reliable source that the next batch would be in july ,quite far , u are right on that . so my dear Nairaland users there is still hope. their hr dept is currently trying to correct the idea of sending default letters that tells candidates  that they are unsuccessfull when they actually passed.
    those being called are scheduled to go for a four week training programm. so while we cross  our finger in anticipation, we all shuld never forget to pray and stay positive .
   
it can only get better!

all the best
RomanceRe: Why Do I Get Harassed By Guys? by BIKINI(f): 5:17pm On Apr 29, 2007
[color=#990000]BABY GIRL IT'S COS U ARE JUST TOO HOT.
GIRL SAVOUR THE REIGN WHILE IT LASTS.
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Music/RadioRe: What Songs Make You Cry?! by BIKINI(f): 5:09pm On Apr 29, 2007
DANCE WITH MY FATHER- LUTHER VANDROSS
THANK YOU- DIDO
Music/RadioRe: West African Idols: Season 1 (2007) by BIKINI(f): 5:06pm On Apr 29, 2007
THOSE PEEOPLE DON'TREALLY HAVE HANDIWORK.
I GUESS WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IDS "IDLES"
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by BIKINI(f): 4:53pm On Apr 29, 2007
MAMMOTH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: I Can't Wait To See Chelsea Start Losing by BIKINI(f): 4:47pm On Apr 29, 2007

[color=#000099] U SURE WILL DIE WAITING

HAVE YOU READ "WAITING FOR GODOT?" [/color]
HealthRe: Can Two People With AS Genotype Marry? by BIKINI(f): 4:12pm On Apr 29, 2007
AS LONG AS U BOTH CHOOSE NOT TO  CAUSE UNDUE
               AGONY FOR UR UNBORNE CHILD BY NOT PROCREATING OR BEING READY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE(S) WHEN THE TROUBLE(S) START COMING. 
   AM TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE HERE

           
        ALL THE BEST
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nairalanders, Please Learn To Sell Yourselves! by BIKINI(f): 3:59pm On Apr 29, 2007
@tipsydude
    u be the very man , am with on this.
@mr dargly
no be by force if u no fit read our code apply for lessons from d streets of Nigeria cos this na Niger forum  not  British . So u want to start your come-back with a controversy.
    To begin with, u have completely failed to sell urself to me cos u be "original fake".
With so much oyinbo out there u still want to rob us of the opportunity of being informal on our own forum ?
           i go speak whatever i like because d main aim of language ,as them teach me 4 school, na to effect communication .
       SHIKENA!
CelebritiesRe: [Poll] Zeal Vs. Azeezat by BIKINI(f): 3:36pm On Apr 29, 2007
grin cool

IT ALMOST A TIE BUT I THINK ZEAL JUST BEAT AZEEZAT TO IT BY A HAIR'S BREATHE grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Actor Saint Obi Finally Married. by BIKINI(f): 3:32pm On Apr 29, 2007
grin Has he finally married ?
i thougt he was going to wait 4 a made in heaven - untainted- without blemish - out -of -the -ordinary wife as die -hard bachelors normally do?
i was already planning to advice him to start visiting the sperm bank so he can as Shakespeare would say, " leave the world a copy" ,of himself that is
grin grin grin

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