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pls hope is up to 16M now.

YOU SHALL NOT DIE!

ok.

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we notice that hippopotamus, tortoise, snakes, crocodile and lizards find their ways to people houses in onnitsha hereoooool

God help us... ..................

To God be the Glory..................

Just today in church, pastor ask all the fathers to come out, a newly wedded man went out and every body wher so surprise "so he had a child"? wow so the pastor ask him Akpos are a father? and he said my wife calls me daddy.......

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Mm Ekpo hope you are happy now, b/c that is wht u want.....

Mma Ekpo hope you are happy now b/c this is wht u want........

the more you look....

that is June 12 for you!!

that is june 12 for you......

June 12 is alwayz like this! WHY?

Five students (5) has been confirmed death as at now,

The fear of the Lord is the
beginning of wisdom..

hmmmmnmmmmmmmm like what?

Akwa Abasi Ibom State........

i will just keep silent.

A frustrated Principal on a monday morning at the
Assembly says: 'Since the Genesis of this term, some
students have been Exodusing to town.
I will use my Levitical power to Deuteronomise their
Numbers.
To do this, I have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges,
Ruth and Samuel as Kings.
To Chronicle the events is Ezra.
While Nehemiah and Esther will complete the Job.
And they shall all sing in Psalm and speak in Proverbs.
To be cøntînûƐd........

SCHOOL: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays.
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about so little.
LECTURE: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of
the
students without passing through "the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor.
degree and a woman gains her
masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place
where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of
dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where
success comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early
when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some
married men ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe that you know more than you actually do...

If you are unmarried, store this as info to use
when you do get married. For the married
please share with your spouse.
MANY women have boasted in my presence of
how often they have had to ‘lock shop’ early,
or how they lock shop for weeks, sometimes
months, in order to teach their hubby a
lesson or just to spite him. These women
have the impression that they can do as they
please, because they have the ‘shop’ keys. As a
result, they lock shop for every little reason,
without consideration to the ‘shopper’.
There are exceptions to every rule, and
opinions will sometimes differ. However,
where shop-locking is concerned, my
philosophy is that shop should remain open
at all times. I agree that teeth and tongue will
meet, but shop-locking should never be used
as a weapon or tool in conflict resolution.
Couples should find subtle ways to solve
problems.
It is a fact that not all ‘shops’ have a common
closing time. As a matter of fact when one
shop door closes, another is usually right
around the corner with a big neon sign that
blinks ‘OPEN FOR BUSINESS’. Be wary of shops
that are open late! The goods they stock are
usually illegal, contaminated or expired. In
fact, not NAFDAC approved. Ladies, if you or
your hubby should get sick or go to an early
grave, let it not be due to consumption of
tainted goods from another woman’s shop.
Shop-locking adds fuel to fire in most cases.
Women should never be fooled into believing
that by putting up a ‘CLOSED’ sign on the shop
door; they are on their way to problem
solving. Ladies, a hungry man will not allow
himself to starve to death. Some will stop at
nothing in their quest to satisfy their
seemingly insatiable hunger. They will accept
anything, whether hot and spicy or cold and
icy. Some men will eat food not for taste, but
for mere survival. They eat to live, to satisfy a
need. That is the nature of man.
When shop locks, who suffers more? In
reality, isn’t it the shopkeeper more than the
shopper? Women, please, I implore you, learn
to keep your shop open. Stop closing shop for
every little reason. Open shop in shop
seasons. Open shop on holidays. Open shop
late at nights. Open shop during storm and
hurricane. In short, open short when shop
should be open.
Even the well-bred man who eats out and
scrupulously cleans his hands and mouth will
bring home even a morsel from his street
meal. Visualise what could happen when
shop reopens for business as usual and some
of his contaminated crumbs fall onto your
plate. Imagine that you have contributed to
this scenario by locking shop.
A word is sufficient for the……………

Garriton

pls whic one i go take, Mobile Telecommunication Network or Mobile Telephone Network?

U wanted to be rich and U went to a
native doctor and he told U that U will be the richest
man on earth on the condition that U will be mad for one
full year. U agreed. Now U have been
mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one
day and a pastor from no where came and cast the spirit of madness out of U, what will U do?

is Billios.

so u are blind!!!!!!!! sorry

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