₦airaland Forum

White007:
Reno Omokri

https://www.facebook.com/omokri/posts/10210867221013860?pnref=story

AgreatMan:
Yep. A case happened in one of those game reserve in SA. The white boy spent 4 days in coma, was playing with a dead black mamba. D tin be like play, but e no funny o.

GossipHeart:

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads
ma frd i hav seen many spitting cobras in 9ja,tha snake is a pfucking spitting cobra.

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like

modath:
Make a laugh at the highlighted first.

Now on to serious matter now... we also import palm oil I heard..

cutieme:
which one be MMM united

Aburi001:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.

2. The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.

4. A good mother takes care of his children.

5. The people sitting before you were once
a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,, it is
not easy to carry second in an
International competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-19
FIFA World Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not
a woman? They were once a children now a
adult now they are bombing women and
children making some children a widow.

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
have become widows for loosing their parents
for one reason or another.

9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.

11. I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide.

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but
his manhood lives on.

13) Chai! Chai! There is God o… there’s God in
everything we are doing, continue!

14) Na only you waka come?

15) Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for
UMBLERRA.

I dey miss mama peace wella

Johnnyessence:
Good one from the igbos faithfuls. At least if they av vote for chris ngige he will av been senate president by now. The earlier the better.

dukie25:
Remember the one meal a day promised by APC?
Seems it's the only promise fulfilled by President Buhari though in a negative sense.

This is way too hilarious not to share, reactions follow the main tweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/804565820596588544?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet