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Vick4rill:
thanks

Don't mention.

All those epistles on top last food? Is it the famous last supper?

Am always waiting, am always chatting, am always thinking... Mr graduate, "I am" please.

Davash222:
Oga, you sure say na you get the car

Asking for everyone.

Please, please and please don't ask on my behalf. Lemme ask him, myself... Oya oga answer us, true true you sure say na you get the car?

That swimming pool picture, i reserve my comment... Or wait, imagine 3 or 4 people that long in swimming pool on public holiday. Pool neva full like that?

"He has changed my phone to the latest iPhone and bought me an Apple iPad."... Abeg who else is happy and excited that, by June 17 football will be back?

That's Kanayo calculating,lands he will buy and houses he will build+cars too... From the money he will make, using Stella as ritual.

nijabazaar:
Sadly, I have noticed that Black Americans are not involved in the whole scientific process. They are too busy with gun toting, playing Grand Theft Auto and Hip hoping their lives away.

If the black Americans are at least interested in STEM , the ripple effect will be felt here, in Africa. They will inspire us more. Men, it will feel exhilarating to see a person of color, a black man stepping into Space.

Sad

Try catch up on "Exploration outer space" on Discovery Channel, 139 on DSTV... Then come back here, to see this comment of yours.

fugarlion:
Must be a yorubaa muslim by his very dark skin tone, though the name sounds different. Most yorubba young men cannot speak good English or write. This is no insult but fact. If you go to SW, 30% of the young men and women can't speak proper English. My uncle kept asking me "I thought these people said they are the most educated?"

Educated person, who can't write "Yoruba" properly... yorubaa, yorubba. You see how confusing, your life can be?

Dear OP, ladyfinger or ladytoe abi ladyhead is not my problem right now. If your Pap/Akamu is called Corn flakes... Then what do we call that product, that Nasco and Kellogg produce jare?

delectablegyal:
I'm not trynna be a feminist buh let us blame the man. the man initiates sex.

Were you there? What if it's the actress that initiated the sex? Assumptions can't make someone, go far in life.

BTW why is it that, masquerading as feminism( the naija type) these days isn't about equality of the sexes, but treating men as the perpetrator in all situations?

Enoch07:
for story that will not make FP

Be nice, FP or no FP... If that makes her happy, then fine.

laughitall:
See children I'm in same forum with .. lol

Leave children matter... You're cute.

Makavelli25:
Check my dp

No homo, I like you... I found your post amusing, thanks for the smile.

Makavelli25:
Check my dp

Checked.

Man did thug for life sign... Lol.

Ceeci6:
una go buy asoebi o

That's a must, just give us preferred colour(s).

Ceeci6:
yes cus I didn't find what she said funny either, maybe u didn't read her own comment, if u didn't see the humour in all my comments then am sorry I can't do anything about that..

This thread, is the definition of "the good, the bad and the ugly" of gbas gbos... OP if and when you find love(hopefully from here), I just want to let you know we're your online in-laws.

X0012:
Good summary lol

Thanks chief.

pDudd:
Lol. Thanks you baba. I dey educate my guys because the new Akata format na to trap younger Naija boys now. I dey support make my naija boys enter Yankee but at the same time, make Dem shine their eye because Akata not dey play o.

Make sense, open ya eyes well and use your brain... But still hung on my fantasy of getting, an African American lady of my age.

Educative thread overall, the OP tried... Na man you be. Take away the defensive Khiaa and unpaid politician Scara-what-what's part, you will enjoy the whole thread while laughing, with oga lefulefu jara and Zini***'s format.

itsme01:
West Africa , South Africa, Republic of South Africa RSA se you don get am now abi you need more knowledge

Mr Knowledge, Google up South Africans and Southern Africans... Then come back here, to check your first comment.

itsme01:
SouthAfricans are Generally lazy,

Meet Thomas Langu Sweswe of Zimbabwe, a defender... Who do you, this kain thing?

HiFreda:
Send her money to buy a bigger, better generator that would only require the press of a button to start.
Problem solved!!

The network signal, in your brain's connected and working properly... BTW, happy birthday.

xbox360:
Porto v Pacos Ferreira: Porto to win@ 1.16odds
Besiktas v Kayserispor: Besiktas to win@ 1.25odds
Preston v West Brom: West Brom to win @ 2.25odds
Cagliari v Sampdoria: Cagliari to win@ 2.15odds
Braga v Rio Ave: Braga to win@ 1.53odds
Total Odds: 10odds

Well done 100%

OP, repeat this prayer after me...
P*susy wey i never fxck, wey I dey anticipate to fxck. God I beg you, if e go bring me bad luck, abeg make she no answer me. If I follow her chat, make she no read my message, make I wait tire for her DM without reply. If I do strong head, make my phone screen break.
Can I hear your Amen?

Thanks for the confusion on this thread, as we've learnt NOTHING ABOUT IJAW PEOPLE, as far as some of us are concerned. To the mod, who pushed this to FP... Just wait at the gate of heaven on judgment day.

bestpunterever:
is everything over 1.5

yeah, I guess... According to him.

SolomonGrundy01:
lol na so I see am

This one don enter green alert, congrats.

SolomonGrundy01:
yesh bro waiting for Lyon

Zenit don score Lyon too