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Transportation available From General roundabout straight to yikpata.
Call/whatsapp me on 08167321676 - Corper Ope.

Journey mercies from your various destinations.

dupzy05:
Op abeg shey kwara dey pay corpers?

State government no dey pay. Local government no dey pay.

Fresia01:
I'm devastated.. My bf just broke up with me for no reason , I really need emotional help! !!

Check your signature my dear. The reason is written in capital letter, bolded and underlined.

As per meal...
The state coordinator told us every Corp member is entitled to #500 worth of meal daily I. E. Approximately #170 each section.. Now picture yourself eating rice and meat worth 170 after stress and drilling. It is fun though but mami market always win.
The problem with yikpata is always water but since it is the raining season, I presume coloured water should be available. Pls get original Dettol. Get a bucket so you can have a personal reservoir incase of scarcity.
Good news the last Sunday on Camp, the state coordinator came and surprisingly we ate jollof rice and chicken. Dude! Kitchen full you go think say they dey share money ni.
Prepare your mind to queue.
Queue for food.
Queue to bath.
Queue for water.
Queue for parade.
Queue for drilling.
Queue for everything.

Choose your first friend well. He/She would most likely be your best friend on Camp. Enjoy the experience.
I rep platoon 4.... I rep Mayflower hostel.. Alomo hostel

Congratulations to all Corps members posted to yikpata camp. I'm also a Corp member serving in the state capital, ilorin. My cds group has organized transportation from ilorin to the orientation camp direct. From any state you are coming from.. Just tell the driver that you will drop at general roundabout ilorin. if you are coming from Lagos,Ogun state or any western state, General roundabout is the default last bustop . We will be there with our nysc crested vest and khaki (under the sun or in the rain) to welcome you dutifully before the bus conveys you to yikpata camp. Tfare is between 1k and 1,200.
Pls whatsapp me on 08167321676 to show your interest . I'm Opeyemi.

Journey mercies from everywhere you are coming from.

08167321676
I'm a Corps member in kwara.. You can add me.. I will be most willing to help you out with basic needs.

stillwendy:
Yikpata here I come. If you are in port harcourt and your place of deployment is kwara, let's go hookup and go together

I'm also a corps member in Ilorin.
08167321676
Beep me for any help or enquires.
All the best.

You are still a learner in wrong relationship
Ask Taylor Swift

Why is the auditing not a consistent thing?
Maybe monthly before salaries are paid.
That way it is easier to track thieves like Odu.

I presume andrews was just given a certificate of attendance in whosoever institution he attended.
1. You have been stealing small small nobody catch you.
2. You stepped up your game badly, no body catches you. (your boss didn't even suspect you cos he never checked your room)
3. I'm very sure andrews was chatting with that phone on duty for his boss who is not always around to have noticed.
4. You don get 24milla and your best excuse be say your Oga wife no give you food?? Some people are destined to remain poor forever.
5. At 40, I presume you have wife and probably kids somewhere but the money was traced to your girlfriend, iPhone and expensive clothes. No investment! I weep...
6. 24m and you are still in the house, thinking Oga won't notice. Even CBN would notice if 24m vanish.
7. "I would have blown whistle but I don't know who to contact". Dude! The iPhone with you is for what?? Have you heard of Google. Efcc has a website..
8. Infact! Sue andrews for lying, he never graduated. He is a scam.
9. Andrews fall we hustlers hand big time. Hustling Continues though.

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Before this money, I'm sure andrews was part of the people that says "if I can just see 5m, I will never be poor yet you saw 24m and still led your generation to poverty"

Know your mark, know when to stop.
Greed brought you here.

Caringguy:
The match is not over yet

When was the last time Chelsea lost or drew from winning position this season?

Blue is the colour!!!
Wey that guy wey dey destined to walk naked this night?

Is the absence of hymen the only criteria for virginity now? I will rather we scrap this word and respect celibacy instead.

sekem:
Oga win this one first before you start mastürbating on Arsenal matter

Arsenal matter na beans.... Small matter.

Anytime Ebola is mentioned I dof my hat for the bravery of Late Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh. That was woman literally saved Nigeria.

Merryglad:
i was suprised when they called me for an interview, thats where i work at the moment..

I'm shocked! Really

Let's win the league today so we can rest players for FA cup against those 4th contender. It would be ridiculous to lose the most competitive match against Arsenal. Not forgetting they beat us to the community shield few seasons ago.

oluwafreshkid:
I went to sch (Unilorin) to write test hoping to withdraw my last 1k for transport back home. I got to school and got alert for sms debit alert 89 naira.
Na so 1k spoil. I had to trek from campus to oko Erin sawmill garage. For those who know Unilorin well. Couldn't go to school for 2 days. Legs were damn weak!

You did what?
Tanke to sawmill garage??

Venica:
i was so broke, that i become jealous of two kids who were using 100# to buy sweets n popcorn.

Damn!

Merryglad:
I submitted my CV without envelope,I didn't want to beg or borrow... I have written exams for three days without food....in all this I know it is well even in the well because God is aware.

Submitting CV without envelope is the height, you could have just borrowed to get an envelope.. You know what I mean? It is well though

200m to clear weed?



And all you wanna do is to drop him and replace him with another who would probably award the same project for 500m knowing all you would do if you find out is to drop him.


Wait! Who banished firing squad?

Pls where did she keep the 9million make I blow whistle. This woman looks like she is been starving since last December, she obviously hasn't spent that money.

From my calculations,
#50,000 *40 = 2million Naira
More than enough capital to startup a very lucrative welders shop.
Some people are just naturally gullible, do you really want to make pipeline vandalization a lifetime business.

Any update for jamb mock invigilating in ilorin?

Just go to any government hospital, tell them you want to do a fitness test for your Nysc camping. Your blood sample would be collected and several test would be carried out based on how sophisticated the hospital is and the availability of resources. Just collect any result given to you (signed and stamped), nysc would acknowledge once it is a government hospital.
Don't bother yourself much on the processes.


Binary007(also a Corps member) reporting from Kwara.

prettyboi1989:
coming online wont make the situation any better

My dear actually, it is the best resort for the weak seeking justice . Ask Genevieve, she coughed the money she owed a boutique out after social media took charge.

After that shout on the ref by Ramos, yet the ref kept his cool.. I knew he had placed Ramos on caution in his mind. Zidane did well to withdraw casemiero, arcelotti should have done same with Vidal on Wednesday..

.well deserved win barcalona.
And enough of BBC..
We want RIM.. (Ronaldo, isco, or at all)

The last time I saw people this happy at someone's Else misfortune was when abacha died... #tboss

Regardless of how strong she claimed to be, the prison has really gotten to her. Imagine! She has lost track of date, the first date was changed due to mistakes and the second is dated April 10. I pray her strength to carry on in times like these.


Binary came and saw!

Having gone through diverse medium to equip myself with what transpired between those 3. I think the police is not far from gathering the truth on what really happened over the weekend. Below is my view of this matter. I repeat, my view

1. The guy on tat is 100% involved in the murder. A eye for an eye, he should be beaten to pulp and thrown in a septic tank too.

2. The other guy is not entirely innocent.

3. I still don't know why the other guy is attempting to justify and vindicate the tat's gf, by saying "she is not there" repeatedly.

4. Why is the gf's confession not included in the video.

5. The tat guy is around the septic tank and the gf is in the house when the other guy came in, he headed straight to the bathroom and saw blood.(blood very obvious I.e. Crime still fresh) . If that be true, the gf would have been in the bathroom cleaning up the messes so there is no way the other guy would have direct access to a fresh crime scene. I reiterate, the guy is not entirely innocent.

6. The other guy mum is in the hospital, and he obviously needs money badly. Never underestimate a desperate mind.

7. The call conversation between those two guys should be requested from the call provider. That would clear the dispute between those 2 where one claimed he came to clean tattoo and the other said he came to draw tattoo. I'm sure the call content would justify that.

8. The guy on tat should be killed... Direct justice!

9. The gf left a university in ghana and has been here for "some time now", who does that when school is not on vacation? Pls confirm her studentship.

10. I really pray this wouldn't be one of the cases that would be swept under carpet.

My view as at 6/4/2017 2:30pm
It is still subjected to change based on fresh evidences or report.