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VIKTO83:
My early year in UNN. Can't forget that Bio 151. The bastard said I was peeping when actually I stood up to examine specimen. The lecturer asked me to stand up till d end of the exam period and me wey get gut like mad man told him that when others will submit their answer scripts I'll be writing mine to make up d period he asked me to stand . Bastard thought d small boy was joking and I kept to my words.
Truth being that those lecturers prey on ur gulliblility and naivety and so think only to frustrate u.
He knew what stress it take people to get admitted to study Med-Surg but me no care because I was a pure Diobu boy (if u know what I mean). Though i was very dmall but i got d heart of Lion
For I know that if I don't take d step I'll fail and if I take d step and d thing bounce I'll still fail.
So I decided to fail with honour.
My mumu classmates waited by d window to see what becomes if d drama. When I finished in d time frame of the 45mins I was standing without writing, I proceeded to submit d script at d collation hall at Biology dept.
In fact yo cut d story short, I, myself and me dragged the Ass-hole to senate and it was d time Prof Chinedu Nebo became d VC newly.
Me finally got grace speaking for me and my B-grade was finally awarded.
It was a combination of bravery and grace. But those guys are just like our politicians...them too do.

But when I got to UK I saw things differently. I saw lecturers as mentors...those wanting y to be better than them. They want to see d best in u.

The man would be shocked

Some OPs are commenting with emotions
Don't forget we are still in Nigeria and not Canada or the UK
Residing in Nigeria itself is a huge risk. Everybody needs to be careful of their movement and people they Bleep with
This one will only trend for some days and nothing will still be done

Williampisces:
My neighbor's newly married wife is beautiful and she's also a Pisces... We talked for about an hour during sit at home yesterday while the husband was away in another state working... This evening, less than 4hours ago, she came and we kissed, nothing more... Would you have me continue or call it a quit??

OP, abeg stop
She wants to use your head

Splitmind:
Fake Fake Fake!!!

How will you be shot and tweeting?

Makes no sense.

May a very painful demise await those spreading fake news because they hate Buhari and the APC.

May a painful demise await those who support APC and Buhari because he is from oke oya

Splitmind:
Fake Fake Fake!!!

How will you be shot and tweeting?

Makes no sense.

May a very painful demise await those spreading fake news because they hate Buhari and the APC.

May a painful demise await those who support APC and Buhari because he is from north

Comanche:
Awo Cafe. If you know, you know

A Muslim?

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toujurs:
But you can't compare a black American with a white American. Not to talk of comparing davido with a full grown canadian. This is just like comparing davido with justin bieber. Forget!! lets be honest with our selves davido no reach. Don't forget, davido was born with a silver spoon. Drake wasn't. And drake got this far. The adeleke's should refund the money they stole from osun state.

Drake wasn't born with a silver spoon?
LMAO , just tell us you hate David and love poverty
Drake's parent were rich, you heard that?

AutoChick4U:
very dangerous. Few have been lucky enough to achieve that feat though

Only 1 in 100
Betting is fun if people know how to play it

AutoChick4U:
Please guys is anything wrong in dating a lady who bets? Like one that can use their brain and cognitive ability to forecast games?
A friend found out I bet and was talking thrash as if he gives me money. How can you ask someone to stop what gives them a Lil joy. Lol.
So Can you date a female tipster?

There is not wrong in it so far if you are not addicted to it
Betting can only be dangerous if you want to win 10m with 100 naira

Meninmen:
You must understand that both artistes are different. Davido is a social Media person. He has that ability to easily trend in the social media space which has a way of bringing him money, either by way of popularizing his songs or shows. If you want to look at the business side of music, Wizkid doesn't come close to Davido. Davido got it and one way he does it is through this social media stuff he does that some of you call "Chasing clout". If it brings him money and more money, damn your opinions.

That Wizkid can do that without the media show doesn't in any way diminish the achievements of Davido. Someone like Davido even needs the social media show. He is not a natural singer unlike Wizkid. So he needs to promote his songs, shows, artistes, philanthropy any way he dims fit.

It is one of the reasons people naturally love Davido. Ask any upcoming artiste who they would like to feature between Davido and Wizkid. Almost all will choose Davido. As an upcoming artiste, you can have a song with Wizkid and he wouldn't even bother to display your song on social media, unlike Davido. Davido can so much hype your song that you will become an instant hit.

Then, there is the issue of impact. Mayorkun, Peruzzi, Dremo all came to the spotlight through Davido. Even we as Nigerians got to know South African artistes like Nasty C and Focalistic because of Davido. Who has Wizkid brought out? Even those guys that sang Soco Soco (yeye song) with him, that we thought he would promote, where are they?

I did rather have Davido as a friend (one who is a jolly good fellow and always catching crusie) than have someone like Wizkid as a friend wey dey always form maturity. Na Dem dey act like snake pass.

You deserve two bottles of any drink you like
I thought wizkid was the only one that sang soco
Only Olakira and others can explain what Davido did for them musically
Pheelz was very happy singing finesse at the O2

phemmyfour:
https://www.nairaland.com/7009190/young-man-commits-suicide-after

He didn't play bet
They ran street for him

PrinceOfLagos:
You guys said the same thing about Abiola, till you push him to his grave ..

LMAO ... The Yoruba that supported Abiola was the one who later collected bribe from Abiola's enemy to betray him
I just laugh anytime I see news about UAR incoming presidio... His parley go still betray him

Ologogoro:
I don't know why I'm having issues funding my 22bet account with my zenith card since evening

It could be network related issue

Iliveforever:
You guys actually thought davido was going to leave my sister after paying her bride price??
Una dey werey




Afonjas right now

Fufu

Aduke23:
I happen to be a tall gurl. A man once told me that my height threatens him. Of recent, a guy also told me I look unapproachable because of my height.

So why exactly are these set of ladies found unapproachable?

Maybe na short man dey approach you
No tall girl can intimidate me... Maybe because I'm tall

Blablamalala:
Because of my lack of experience in rearing goats. I went and bought 3 she-goats and 1 he-goat hoping that they will produce and multiply. All that I noticed is that the he goat just keeps following the she-goats around. The n someone called my attention and said "how do you expect anything to come out of this your venture. The she-goats are too tall for the he- goat to climb for mating.

na Dog Style dey make us run from una tall girls.

What type of compraism is this

princewarri1985:
When i first saw the odds given to chelsea to win this match i laughed why? Because they are underating Lile! Them think say na beans for lile to get this stage of the champions league when alot of big teams crashed out on the way? I see lile wining or drawing this match. If you are a good gambler just go live now and handicaped lile with 2 goals ahead and thats 1.70 odd and you can go to sleep after that if you stake big! AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS TO THE BANK

How far now?

Gubioma:
Dan Borno...
She is right,apart fro redpillers zoogerian and ipob frog voice who knows davido..?More especially my northern Nigeria we don't know him
Nagode

That's one of the reasons you guys are backward
Tell me any northern successful artists?
Ewu

I posted this morning that I need data to access some google classroom materials
Two good hearted people with (090******32 and 090******78) sent me 500mb each.
You will never lack any good things in life, your pocket will not run dry.
Thank you. Words can't explain how happy I'm now

mesmer:
Funding Time is here

First 10 monikers that quote this post gets #100 naira funding

Drop your Bookie i.d or number for Airtime

mesmer is the name

Please if it's just 100mb share me
I'm a student and I need to access some google materials but I don't have data
Ejor
08132860531mtn

You want to commit suicide?
Go out and ask people about their ordeals. I'm very sure you will thank God for your own life
I've drink garri for one straight week and I've went many days without food
Don't kill yourself

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Nedangel:
So this girl ( 15 years) was brought to my house by my wife after my wife gave birth a year after. My wife said she really needs someone to help her, but I kicked against it. After much pestering from my wife, I agreed.
I sooo much have feelings for this girl.
I have fought it so much. Some times my wife is out/ travels and am alone with her and kid when am back from work. But this strong feeling comes up and I feel like having her. Most times I find my self thinking about this girl. It's to the point that my chest pains me.. When I ask my wife for s*x, Most times & always she says she's tired.
Please it's really affecting me, it's eating me up. I need suggestions/ advice from my well meaning Nairalanders. Thanks allot.

If care is not taken, you will still rape that your house help
How on earth would you be attracted to an underage girl. This is absurd
If your wife denies you sex, find a brothel to visit and satisfy your sexual urge

Good morning bosses
Please help me with any data mb
I have online class today
Ejo, I beg you with the name of God

SultanOfPuna:
Today 1st of Febuary 2022 marks the day i won my first million from betting.
1.4 million naira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!
After 3 years of betting with countless ups and downs and 1 cuts
Ahhhhhhh i just see longshot ticket for twitrer
If i had know i for stake high. But this is enough for me.. Time to focus on my fish and piggery business.
Help me thank Olisa bi ni igwe, Jehovah Sharma, Jehovah Jaire, Abba father!!!
The rain maker, the miracle worker.
Thank you God, you are wonderful

Congratulations bro
More wins

Tell him the same way he would tell you if he was the one who wanted a breakup

Moz22:
You said you caught it alive.. and your pictures says you've killed it already.. pls don't confuse me

Check the thread again
They caught it alive

Rip niqqa
Na death dey usually end couple wey dey fight almost every day

ogk8082:
U won 74k from betting ? That’s money ??
No wonder Chief Ozo always comes here to troll your likes .
Imagine bragging about winning 74k, that’s not even up to 200$


Your last line is funny and very weak , Go on twitter and check Mr Bayo or Mr Banks , people who make millions ( 100M plus) and travel out and “live” on betting money.

I don’t do that though but if I ever have that type of grace to “live” like that on betting money , I wouldn’t think twice ! slowpoke! You really don’t have a life


Edit :
Plus , I only metioned @SultanofPoverty , not you , but you were quick to react , does that mean you know your real name ? ?

Mr Bayo is using banz and he is not in Nigeria
Yesterday one guy like that won over 1m with 100
Some people dey use that 74k stake game self