@Naija*girl,

Now, that's what I'm talking about!  Now, tell me sugar.  Which would you like to have? Ice cream or chocolate?

@Naija*gal,

What can I say? I give up! I have always wanted to be the beast that discovers the beauty anyways. So, maybe it wasnt meant to be. Thanks for being so nice, though. So much for trying to flirt!

Oh, you are such a darling!  Dont worry. That's why it's called flirting. Nothing more. I know how to zap when my attention is no longer needed!  Meanwhile, check your mailbox.

@Naija*gal,

How come you dont chat?  Any sour experiences?  Can I send the pictures to your mailbox then? You reply back and delete them when we are through.  Pllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaseeee.

@Naija*girl,

If only I could leave you alone.  You can help me by hitting me up on yahoo messenger and I'll show you my not so bad pictures, and then you provide professional advice. I'm taking a cue from Beyonce by giving you the opportunity to help upgrade me.  See?  

@Naija*gal,
Thanks for the compliment.  Unfortunately, there are some things about me I cant change unless I want to be like Wacko Jacko (interestingly we share the same birthday - oops!).  Anyway, I'll try - just for you.  I'll ask one favour though - would you help me select a better pix?  Please?

Meanwhile, if you really are not interested at all, just let me know and I'll respect your feelings.  Just trying to have fun here.

Naija*gal:

was that meant for me?(i wish!)
@bioye,even as appealing as your offer sounds,i can't accept it.

And she breaks my heart. Please tell me why you hate me so much Please, at least a hint.

@Naija*gal,

I offer myself on a platter of gold. If only you will accept

Hello ladies. Anyone interested?

Hi ladies, my name is

@infobaba, nice one. very nice one.

Hello everyone,

In response to the opportunities currently available to my business, I require a very sound developer who can work with me to deliver on projects. The developer can either by a freelancer or consultant/ entrepreneur as well.

I do mostly Java web applications using Tapestry, Hibernate, Mysql, Eclipse and other open source tools. Hence, someone with a similar background would be cool. However, it would also be nice if the person possesses ANY of the following skills:

1. Wicket /Ruby on Rails /Seam /ASP.Net
2. Ajax and Javascript
3. Charting technologies like BIRT or JFreeChart
4. Screen scraping technologies like xquery/ JTidy/ tagsoup/ xsl/ HTTPUnit/ HTMLUnit

I hope I can find someone here who is crazy about programming and confident enough to create the next google or facebook.
If you are interested, hit me up on messenger or email so we can have a chat. Thanks.

Hello everyone,

In response to the opportunities currently available to my business, I require a very sound developer who can work with me to deliver on projects.  The developer can either by a freelancer or consultant/ entrepreneur as well.

I do mostly Java web applications using Tapestry, Hibernate, Mysql, Eclipse and other open source tools.  Hence, someone with a similar background would be cool.  However, it would also be nice if the person possesses ANY of the following skills:

1.  Wicket /Ruby on Rails /Seam /ASP.Net
2.  Ajax and Javascript
3.  Charting technologies like BIRT or JFreeChart
4.  Screen scraping technologies like xquery/ JTidy/ tagsoup/ xsl/ HTTPUnit/ HTMLUnit

I hope I can find someone here who is crazy about programming and confident enough to create the next google or facebook.
If you are interested, hit me up on messenger or email so we can have a chat.  Thanks.

I'm posting this on behalf of funkychoice. She was unable to start a new topic. It reads:

VACANCY
AN EXPERIENCED ACCOUNTANT WITH KNOWLEDGE IN EXCEL FORMULAS

QUALIFICATION
HND/Bsc in Accounts or Statistics
* Ability to calculate square roots of all dimensions
* Work under pressure
* Has an intelligent initiative
* Should have an Analogic mind

Pls come for a test and chat with the Human Resource Manager of IBALEX NIG LTD
Plot 407/413 Apapa/Oshodi Express way
Ilasamaja Bus Stop
On Monday, Wensday, Friday. Pls come with a passport photograph.

Thank you

Please, I forgot to mention - specify which of the jobs you are interested in.  If you are applying for more than 1 job, show order of preference.  Thanks.

In the last few weeks, I have been approached by employers needing to fill I.T positions to assist in getting the right people to fill these positions.  Here are the vacancies:

1.  A Pensions Services firm requires the services of an OND holder to manage/ maintain its servers.  Skills required include a good understanding of Windows Server Operating Systems, Backup and Restore functions etc.  Linux and SQL skills would also be favourable.  Applicant must be ready to work shifts

2.  A blue-chip Nigerian firm is looking to hire someone versed in Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Exchange and SQL to manage its software servers.

3.  An upcoming company in the e-insurance sector is looking to employ staff that is comfortable with any Java web application framework like Tapestry, Wicket and JSF, Hibernate, MySQL, Eclipse to manage and extend its custom enterprise applications.  The applicant should also have good understanding of basic operating system functions and be willing to learn more about Windows and Linux on the job.

4.  A major provider of online investment information services seeks an employee who will be responsible for its online information, documentation and publishing needs.  The applicant should be good in raw HTML, use of tools like Macromedia Dreamweaver, Microsoft FrontPage, PhotoShop etc.  The person should be comfortable with document preparation and formatting using Microsoft Office, Excel and Adobat Acrobat. In particular, the person will be fully responsible for publishing and managing online content on a daily basis.

All interested applicants should send their resumes via email to me at bioyexx@yahoo.com.  Thanks.

Well, I did a search on youtube for faze videos and the videos were not there. So, I guess they have not been uploaded yet. Will keep checking.

I saw this Asa's video Fire on The Mountain Top on MTV Base a few days ago and I think it's one of sickest videos out of Nigeria. See below:

[flash=200,200]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e8cwIkSPFhE[/flash]

Seconded,

Has anyone seen the video on any channel, TV?

Some weeks back dollypcute was asking about First Inland's performance, well, I'm still stumped, does anyone have an idea of what's driving its price now and if there's any respite soon? Thanks. See this attached graph from karakataonline.com

Thanks for sharing the video! Nice one.

I kept trying to link to the video too until I finally figured it out.

All you have to do is click the flash image([flash][/flash]) while replying and paste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8nrkfveho in between.  You might need to adjust the flash length and width too.

[flash=425,350]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8nrkfveho[/flash]

Why dont you add a poll to this thread? I'm still confused on which to choose. Tongolo is old so most people might not choose it.

I'm really feeling M.I and Blaise. M.I has got to have the best voice in rap in Nigeria

Let me make it clear
M.I is the man this year

otokx:

What business is Grief Nigeria PLC into?

Greif Nigeria Plc is former Van Leer Containers Nigeria Plc.  They had a change of name sometime around April last year. Their business is Packaging.
They are into Manufacturing of Containers like Steel and Plastic Barrels, Drums and Pails.  It appears they produce Pulp and Paper as well.  I got these info from:

http://www.mbendi.co.za/orgs/ce7q.htm and
http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/product-compint-0001341029-page.html
http://www.greif.com/locations/default.asp
http://www.karakataonline.com/stocks.html

debojyde and Olart have said it all.

It's simply marketing. Nigeria is already a sure market. They want to spread massively to the rest of Africa starting from Ghana. Maybe they over-did it a little but it's no biggy to me. I like the video. At least, its the best video 2Face has ever shot. Shows some improvement. I guess most of Nigerians can be over-sentimental at times. If love is a Crime remains my fav of all time from 2Face.