After an excrutiatingly detailed investigation by the most reliable Nigerian Police, the dangerous killer was found to be the notorious Naja Haje of Nairaland Fame!

Naija*gal:

hey i remember You! y u always hurr?

Talking to mi? Why am I always what?!

ibkaye, where art thou!

Hmm.  ibkaye.  Who are you getting married engaged to?  Your age?  How am I supposed to know old you are?  Figure it's time you told poor old mi about that too?

Now, having repeatedly noticed his contribution in the new Ikechuckwu joint Wind Am Well

However, it did not take time to realise

*double post*

Scotland. Never been there. So wont be a bad idea.

ibkaye, are you married?

Chicken. I dont gat teeth. This is my last post today. I retire by 9. Do you at all? Can I see you again tomorrow? Maybe I'll be lucky to hear your voice tomorrow too.

Naija or UK?

I love both of them . But na 9ice dey reign now so I'll go for him. Sorry, sultan. You are a great dancer and the future is yours but let'd give the Gongo a so guy the stage for now.

Meanwhile, what would it take to analyse your accent? I'm really looking forward to hearing you speak? Tonight? Can I call? How?

Bungalow or Duplex?

Well. I love the British Accent. Do you have thing any accent or language in particular then? Apple would have been more like it but I aint seen the new Sony's.

XP. Can you give me just one good reason to switch to Vista?

Faze or 2Face?

Now that's my kinda girl. I've always preferred them full. Leave something to the imagination. The right colour, the right transparency I could go on.

Dell without hesitation. I use one. You?

Next: American Accent or British?

What? 2 is company. 3 is a crowd.

Well. dont know about you but nairaland indeed says you are addicted to Forum Games.

Benz? If you had chosen BMer, I would have knelt down and asked you to be my wife. Ok.
This next one is rather silly. If you dont like it, I'll remove it without hesitation.

I'll take PSP though I need some catchin up to do with the console.

Thongs or Full?

I figured you are addicted to games. Are we in the right place?

My dear, I'll feel like a Monkey anyday like my brother Baba To Si Be taught mi.

Ok. BMW or Benz?

SoundCity most def!

let's play a silly little game. Options. I start. Chocolate or Ice Cream? Your turn.

come on, m'lady. browsin is boring. let's put some life into it. Whad'ya tink?

And you seem to be the angel that has been sent by cupid to give this lovers' nest a new lease of life. Dont you think?

jandbaby:


Today's Preliminary prices from nigerianstockexchange.com

How come it's preliminary and not final?  Can anyone explain why?

what the heck?

August 29th

Only henry007 is my birthday mate and he's a guy. Any lady mate?

D__D:
This is clearly the end of an era!!! This is the last yr for Fedex to win a grandslam, after this it will be downhill from here. First Nadal on clay, Nalbandian, Tipsarevic, Novac . . . the fear of Federer is gradually disappearing. Others will take courage from this game and feel Fed can now be beaten.

Goodbye Fed . . . u certainly gave us 4 most memorable years of unforgettable Tennis. . . your name is already etched in gold in Tennis hall of fame. Clay (FO) will certainly go to Nadal, grass (Wimbledon) will also go to Nadal, Djokovic will pick the US open.

I eat my words.  I beg to disagree a little.  I believe that not only will Federer win another Grand Slam, he will win at least 15 surpassing Pete Sampras' all-time record of 14.  Yeah, Federer has dominated Grand Slam tournaments since 2004 winning 12 of 16 Grand Slams.  He loses at times(4 now 5) but that doesnt make him less greater.

Can you imagine?  Federer lost to Djokovic.  It's a Tsonga - Djokovic final.  I would have preferred to see Tsonga beat Fedex in the final though. It's the end of an era for Federer.  I'm so disappointed in him.

Tsonga vs Muhammed Ali

Did you see that? Tsonga Muhammad Ali just whipped Nadal silly!  I need to celebrate this one.  Is this going to be a Tsonga - Federer final ?  Is Tsonga the Giant Killer going to destroy Federer at last?  Only time will tell.

Barack Obama - cos he's black! At least partly black. Please, add a poll to the thread.

I swear! Tsonga! Now, that's my man. Why u dey cry? Aint you proud of our new Congolese Mohammed Ali? Let's hope Nadal does not stage a killer comeback!

Tsonga! Now, that's my man. Nadal, here he comes!

@viee and prof ade,

I couldnt help laughing. Well, I guess you guys are seeing Venus as the underdog here. I was of the opposite opinion. Anyways, I really admire Tsonga (he's looking more and more like the reincarnation of Mohammed Ali to me). How lovely it would be for him to beat Federer in the finals.

Anyways, I wont make any predictions anymore. Let's just watch the drama as it unfolds.

Jankovic beats Serena?
Sharapova beats Henin?

For me, these results are shocking. Is this the way Women's Singles is? - utterly unpredictable?. I wonder what the results of the remaining Women's quarterfinals will be.

It appears that the men's singles will be between veterans Federer and Nadal and new kid Tsonga. And my Serena-Venus final prediction stills seems a possibility. Let's see how it goes.

Sharapova defeats Davenport in straight sets 6-1, 6-3! I guess you guys were right afterall. Congrats Maria!