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if all obasanjo, in all his wisdom could give us is this (this sicko), then Yaradua will definitely provide worse. At least to save his face. Most likely, he will bring a fellow madman from the street of Kano . Deep calls to deep; mumu call to mumu.

Guys have been complaining about this dude's physical ill health ( which is visible), what about the mental health which is invisible, . It is only a mentally derailed (to be mild verbally) that we cling to power 'for better, for worse until death do 'us' apart'. And the rest of moronic population keep praying for heaven on earth!

Anyway, Nigeria as a whole lack good number of deep thinking people, And North is not any better, definitely!

tpiah:
almost typed a reply then wondered where do I get off responding to every fool on the internet.

This one again? Hiss, dont worry, pray that the resources dont run out while you are still young! Female slaves do multitask,

ifele:
Somebody put Bishopking in Kirikiri prison.

Stupid!
is it not better for you to be a slave than to be a begger, prisoner,or whatever? Knowing well that you may one day regain your freedom and live in the developed country, with all the benefits. Even a slave in China is living better than many teachers, civil servants in Nigeria. I stand to be corrected!

I want the following posts for my household:

President of the federal republic: Myself
Vice president: my younger brother
First lady: my woman
Chief security officer: my dog
Special adviser on economic matter:my other self
Petroleum Resources officer: my third self
so help me God

I want the following posts for my household:

President of the federal republic: Myself
Vice president: my younger brother
First lady: my woman
Chief security officer: my dog
Special adviser on economic matter:my other self
Petroleum Resources officer: my third self
so help me God

chidichris:
Bishopking,
am all ears. do u have buyers? where are they from? what are their terms and what are ur conditions? what is their mode of payment?
do i need to take anything with me or just me?
am seriously waiting.

There are buyers quite right.

I might consider the chinese guys who need a strong slave for factory cleaning somewhere in a remote part of their country.
A space agency also need a volunteer as an experimental human sample aboard an simul space lab. You will be used for two years at most and then continue with your life wherever you chose without any interference from the agency.
There are better options as well. We might need to talk face to face.

chidichris:
for me, i can't wait for that time. in case any of u sees buyers from australia, usa or even cotonou, I AM VERY MUCH AVAILABLE.
if i must wait till that time, it means i will fix a "BUY ME" notice on myself.

what kind of slavery can be more than what we have here in the hands of kidnappers, govt, police and armed robbers?

we are natural slaves here. like i said earlier on, i am very much willing to go into official slavery maybe, with the opportunities available over there, i will either become a basket ball player like shaquel o'neil, musician like akon, politician like obama or even movie actist like samuel a jackson.

lets talk business!

tpiah:
Dont know how they'll cope when I go on my honeymoon.

tpiah:
after they sell your mama, then you can come and sell me.


e dey pain you?

They must have met you and drawn conclusions based on their interaction with your sorry ass!

Because of what you have just said, you will most likely rot in slavery. Why bringing mamas into this? Afterall, people like you have your blind leaders have made the way for future slavery.

I will like to sell some slaves myself. Afterall black Africa is rich in slaves. Niger-Delta slaves are not better than almanjiri slaves. Guys, watchout!

From our national experience, we know that there is hardly any future for our countries in black Africa.

Our leaders(?) have no vision and collectively as a people we are nonentities (at least so it seems). I am looking beyond the present into the future when Africa will exhaust its commodity. I mean the natural resources.

At that time I would not be suprised when people like aloy.emeka, tpiah, becomrich, nuzo, ikeyman, and others become branded properties across the globe taking instructions at the prompting of whipping from their chinese, libyan, korean, cuban masters and mistresses. Guys watchout!

on what basis did u give one of them the second chance? Did he jilt you initially? How has he messed up again? By dating another lady? By personality frictions.

Well if he cheated on you, you should not even think of having him back. But if he messed up in another way, think through of whatever he might have done. Dont throw away bathwater with the baby. For you to have given him a second chance, you must have considered some things. For him to be begging for a third chance, I do not think that he committed the same offence twice.

You are 25? you are not too young to consider marriage.

If you can answer my questions above, then I will know what else to say.

on what basis did u give one of them the second chance? Did he jilt you initially? How has he messed up again? By dating another lady? By personality frictions.

Well if he cheated on you, you should not even think of having him back. But if he messed up in another way, think through of whatever he might have done. Dont throw away  bathwater with the baby. For you to have given him a second chance, you must have considered some things. For him to be begging for a third chance, I do not think that he committed the same offence twice.

You are 25? you are not too young to consider marriage.

If you can answer my questions above, then I will know what else to say.

the earlier the better oooooo. E no go better for u sef if u no kill ursef.

Which kain insult be this, U dey waste people time dey announce ur inglorious exit. Na irunmole go injure you!!

Honeyboy09:
If u feel money ritual is not real then you should volunteer yourself and see if you wount vomit money ,

can you please answer this question:

Is the money printed by the Nigerial printing and minting company/CBN?
How much of such money can be in the economy if real?
Have you tried it before?
If Human head/blood can produce money, why not animal blood?

Four suspected ritualists who specialise in cutting and selling human skulls were on Friday night arrested by security operatives of the Muslim community in Ijebu Igbo, Ijebu North Local Government Area of Ogun State.

Two of them, Shina Sulaiman (25) and Yomi Aregbe (20) were arrested at Oke Agbo Muslim Cemetery at about 8pm.

According to a community leader in Ijebu Igbo, Alhaji Daodu Sulaiman, and Alhaji Shittu Muritala, the skulls of over 73 per cent of the corpses buried at the cemetery have been lost to the suspects.

Sulaiman said the act which had been going on for over 10 years, became a source of concern to the people as the act was also extended to the Christian cemetry beside theirs at Oke Agbo and this forced the Muslims to engage a security man to guard the place.

He said even with this, the suspects still found their way in and engaged in the illict trade until two youths, Alfa Shittu Muritala and a colleague volunteered to assist the guard in nabbing the perpetrators.

Muritala told our correspondent that on Friday night, they met the two young men at the cemetry and allowed them to finish their job before challenging them.

He noted that two skulls were found on them at the graveside of a deceased.

One fresh head of a woman buried on Thursday and another dry head.

They were later handed over to the police in Ijebu Igbo.

The suspects named two herbalists who they claimed usually bought the heads from them at the rate of between N2500 and N3000.

The Ogun State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, and the Ijebu Area Commander, Mr. Oyedokun Omolodun, confirmed the incident to our correspondent on Tuesday.

Adejobi said the suspects would be transferred to the state command from where they would be charged to court after an investigation. 

source
http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200905123243296

Surprisingly, it seems every nigerian youth now want to be rich overnight.

The so- called herbalist is also out to make money at the expense of the rich seekers. I have analysed how I perceive the system works.

Now, we have rich seekers (RS), human-head contractors (HHC), herbalists and the Law (enforcement agents?)

[center]Methodology[/center]

The RS, HHC and Herbalists avoids the law as much as possible

In this simple analysis, only the herbalist ans HHC becomes rich, i.e earn some money.

Now, the RS comes to the herbalist. He wants quick money. The herbalist said no problem. Bring N100,000 (one hundred thousand naira) or even much less. But the herbalist only wants his money without any revenge seeking.
Now to put the RS in perpetual bondage (in which case he will not be able to seek a legal revenge), he asked him to commit a heinious crime. Most common is bringing a fresh human head. Hence, murder must be involved. If the money charged the RS is small, they might say the RS should pay specially for the service of providing him with the fresh human head. In such instance, they made the RS believe that he was buying human head (still illeal).

Now the HHC has his share while the herbalist has his share. They have become richer by commiting crimes. Their accomplice,the RS is not in the end. But he dare not protest. Now for him to regain his loss and possible gain, he must look for another RS while the already fooled RS becomes a HHS and part of the ring. They may also go into other forms of crime. In that case, the crime circle keeps growing and none dare leave because of the heineous crimes they have commited.

But some people will say this is not so! well if you have a better idea, let us hear it. Dont come here however and be saying rubbish! Talk intelligently please!!

some sections of the country always think that they must shout to the whole world whenever a name that seems to come from their group is mentioned especially if it is not connected with some well known negative issues. Anyway, congrats to the lady in question.

But I am sure that some other tribes will rather tone down the publicity. Among such a group,'if your yam grows well, you cover it, ' I know some members of other groups that have won fabulous scholarship in Britain and other places to study courses that are highly classified. Nobody shouts about these things. It is hightime people had a high expectation about our race. This is more of a racial thing than ethinic supremacy propaganda.

The white and other racial groups perceive the black as non innovative, stupid and inferior race. I thinkwe need to achieve outstanding feats to place our race in its rightful position instead of constantly referring to some past glory and some petty ethnic propaganda.

My operating system is Windows XP service pack3
the DVD contains MATLAM software. I used another system to open it without any problem. Can someone give me a hint on why mine cant open it. yet it does opens and reads different types of DVDs and CDs.When I clicked on the properties, it showed 0 bytes used and 0 bytes available. I need to install the software urgently. Kindly help me.

$56,000 is many people's annual wage in the US and this girl just takes it to a party. With this looting rate sef how cum naija never go bankrupt me i just tire o

lagosboy, shut up your mouth, I say shut up. what do you mean?

why do you think other nigerians are seriously working and saving, of course so that the rulers and their families can represent us very well!
Up live the rulers. More power to alao akala and company. May you keep milking your state dry. May your enemies, the people of the state never have the courage to bring you to justice. Please dont forget to register your daughter at the Association of Rulers' Daughters(ARD) list so that she can get a governor suitor ooo. Jeun Soke Jooooooooo! PDP! POWER!! POWER JOOOO, POWER JARE!

It is Only in Nigeria that u need qualification to do everything. the world has change far away from such ideas. Experience is wat matters now. Go out of the country and c if qaulification is an issue 2 get a job.

Sometimes when I hear things like this, I just shake my head in disgust. Did someone really imply that inadequacies and ignorance are the ingredients for development? All over the developed and 'aspiring-to-develop' world, well qualified people who have what it takes to deliver and who are talented are allowed to occupy important and demanding positions.

As much as I agree that experience is important, innate ability to proffer solutions to problems are also required. Even talking about experience, which experience are we talking about here? Some simpletons would think that shouting at political rallies is experience. is it? I am not an advocate of using second degree or PhD as basis for good leadership. But then, there is no country under God's world that people agree that education is a disease. In fact, reverse is the case.

the world has change far away from such ideas

World has changed far away from using educational qualification? Please, stop smearing our collective image in Nigeria. How farther from the truth that can be? We need intelligent people. People who can guide a nation. We are not talking about punnies here, This is a country of over 120 million people! Most of the so called educated people in the senate actually bought their certificates, Many of them got power by soiling their hands with human blood. They simply dont have what it takes to lift a nation. They dont have it. I mean they do not have it at all.

By reading what many people post online and by interacting with a lot of Nigerians from different walks of life, I know that less than 1% of Nigerians have what it takes to make development happen. That is not a bad figure at all. It is the same everywhere. The sad part of it though is that about 99.99% of Nigerians leaders ever actually belong to the unfit 99%.Got my analysis? if anyone finds this a rocket science, I am sorry such person should never aspire to lead at any level. This is not meant to be a joke at all. We have had enough.

It is spelled 'foreign'. No offence meant though.LOL

Has anyone wondered why the spate of kidnapping, killing and crime is un-abating in nigeria especially in the Niger-Delta?

May whatever BishopKING wishes on Igbos, Efiks, Biafrans, befall him and his own ethic group. AMEN.


BASTARD.

@udezue

you must have misunderstood me or you did not follow the lines of discussion, A cretin like you actually provoked me. I am not a tribalist or whatever shit most of you guys discuss, I just want people to say things like it is and get appropriate response. For all I care, and I mean it, Let Biafra be!Let arewa be!! likely my people would not suffer more than they are doing now, likely crime rate in my part of the country would reduce, since some people would be driven away! likely I would be respected in other countries as I would not be under unnecessary scrutiny, Perhaps the same thing would be said of nationals of arewa and biafra or whatnots. I sincerely have no problem about that, But I hate it when a simpleton calls me and my people retarded! did that sink into your thick head or do you need it to be further rubbed in. Before you talk next time, get all your fact and dont talk like a fool.

@ plc,
I once lived in onitsha. There is nothing to write home abt it.

@plc

Did you mean retarded members of your family?

Let me tell you, it is not the Igbos that should even be hellbent about leaving Nigeria. Where were the Igbos before independence? Backwards, Backward in everything! In fact, most parts of nigeria ware backward save the Yorubas who have come a long way! Yorubas should have left. But they did not! why? Because it was too early considering the fact that the independence was not a true one. what independence will make the less developed to rule over the more developed to the advantage of the former ( and still) the masters! Then, the greedy and over ambitious and misguided officers, predominantly of the Igbo descent, struck and sacked the government paving way for the first ethnic oriented mass killing in Nigeria. Check history! But the Igbo did not want to go! Interesting!! Then the civil war, the great loss and the new Nigeria where the Igbos are ever clamouring for so called independence.

If I were to decide, I would say that they should go! for all I care, the west dont need them! Maybe the hausas want them,

What often irritate me is when they compare themselves to israe[/b]l. They even have some organisation such as Igbo Israelites. They are really stupid. What element of your language structure is similar to the jews. [b]Do you resemble the jews more than the palestinians and the muslims you condemned?

On issue of retardation, what sane man will sell his mother or fellow brother for money? What sane man will kill a brother and remove his lungs and kidney and sell for money? What sane man will forgo education to rob and aquire money! Your society is the most bleeped in nigeria. Why are you rushing out of your overcrowded and baren land?

Can any Israeli win elections in the midst of Arabs? We know Israel is encircled by their enemies. So to say, can any Igboman win elections in the midst of retarded Nigerians? We also know that Igbos are surrounded by their enemies.

@plc

Did you mean retarded members of your family?

Let me tell you, it is not the Igbos that should even be hellbent about leaving Nigeria. Where were the Igbos before independence? Backwards, Backward in everything! In fact, most parts of nigeria ware backward save the Yorubas who have come a long way! Yorubas should have left. But they did not! why? Because it was too early considering the fact that the independence was not a true one. what independence will make the less developed to rule over the more developed to the advantage of the former ( and still) the masters! Then, the greedy and over ambitious and misguided officers, predominantly of the Igbo descent, struck and sacked the government paving way for the first ethnic oriented mass killing in Nigeria. Check history! But the Igbo did not want to go! Interesting!! Then the civil war, the great loss and the new Nigeria where the Igbos are ever clamouring for so called independence.

If I were to decide, I would say that they should go! for all I care, the west dont need them! Maybe the hausas want them,

What often irritate me is when they compare themselves to israel. They even have some organisation such as Igbo Israelites. They are really stupid. What element of your language structure is similar to the jews. Do you resemble the jews more than the palestinians and the muslims you condemnde?

On issue of retardation, what sane man will sell his mother or fellow brother for money? What sane man will kill a brother and remove his lungs and kidney and sell for money? What sane man will forgo education to rob and aquire money! Your society is the most bleeped in nigeria. Why are you rushing out of your overcrowded and baren land?

I dont feel comfortable to be called a nigerian with easterners. I think it is hightime we splited. I heard recently that one of your stupid brothers who is a governor wants one computer company to program in your stupid language. Is that what you need, ? Who is retarded? You of course. The Igbos are forever retarded.

I pray that you start another war, then you will be completely wiped off!