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I just feel '' Ole, Oloribu'' if na side chick.

I feel "Ikr'' if na my mom

and what again? "Love youtube" if na one of those girls wey dey chyke me but I dey form baddo for

redbeans:
hmm.. I will let it go coz i am not into e-fights.

All i want is for my jack sparrow to play its role fully.

Perphaps it is giving me its fair share of the country's austerity measures (do small and remain for tomorrow)

You just made sense!

[quote author=coolestchris post=52361862][/quote]Tomorrow is Friday

Iranu. You need some quality NPK fertilizer in your life to really grow up and get sense. What am I even saying, you get sense but dunno know how to use it... Is that it, No, you know how to use it but your personality deficiencies often gets in your way... No, Maybe it's a tumor Or.... Shit your problem is just too hard to spell! Nonsense

Nma27:
How will u know a serious man? Some can b so deceptive my dear. Just try and let your Lord lead you so as not to make mistakes

What is this one saying? Go church !

redbeans:
hian! No food for lazy man o

be4 nko, ah know say u no go hear word. Goat! ... cheers!!!

Stupedinluv:
We need more sincere women like you

Wait, did u got a boob job?

So? Why should I care if you want to turn celebate? For every one girl that decides to cross leg and say byebye to the d3ek, hundreds upon hundreds are opening that shit up for fresh supplies every minute. . .Cheers!!

Wait, did u just say u wan turn street dog? Oh welcome to tha hood! 3 tequila shots for u...

Na lick dem dey lick watermelon now? Jeesus!

Take a break. Your john thomas needs to relax. Cheers!!

Na scam

MrCork:
..well..all you need to do is dream about Mr Cork *mating* wit his woman.. Ellacute45....it nomaly help!

You really just know how to throw crackers. Maybe you just need some Mrcork's in yo life Lerie

You needa do that thing you've always been crazy about, things you always been like 'Hell na' to .. Like going to the stripper's or that wild club 'round town yakno. I've been there, just get a lil bit more of adventure and you will be fine... Go Girl!

Why should I give a single feck?

jonaifame22:
yeah man, I hit hard like tyson

That's how it goes bloke. Continue spreading the gospel, so many young gees outchea paying hard for lack of this wisdom, it's saddening most dunno the ultimate food you can give a girl to get her personalised is good dikc not some hard earned doe

Jonah! You couldn't hv said it better man. That's how shiits work . As soon as she throws that pusssiee at you, hit it real hard. The after-effect so magical.

Monalisa185:
lol, I no dey o , #runs off

See her, she cant even stand with me

I see u ma nigga. Dey do ur copy n paste dey go!!

Monalisa185:
you can use emojis along side a message.. Not

Me: baba what's up na?

You:

Me: ahhhh! Correct! So what have you been up to?

You:

*just that NL does not have better emojis, I would used a better example*

Na to delete you straight up be that na... What are you expressing? Except sey you no sabi type better English or even pidgin, at least we can manage your dialect na..shouuu!!!

Is that how firstking01 do chat?

BabaRamota1980:
Lol .....
this is how you all hide behind a faceless app and brag but when you face a girl on street you start shaking and cant find voice to talk. You are exactly the type they are complaining about now. All brag but dead followup.

let me see how you end. Watching....

Not everyone is a jellyfish like you tho..

Ah u want to watch till I end when my name is season film ?

Monalisa185:
okay, see this my chief now, he thinks he's a guru in using emojis to converse...

Using just emojis to chat can be "annoyingly annoying" and can piss anyone off be it male or female... It's just like constantly nodding your head at someone who's having a conversation with you in real life... Oga, are you deaf and dumb??

Doesn't piss me off tho... I love seeing the emotions on ppls face when conversing... No emotion= no feeling my flow. So is emoji

firstking01:
My demands are very simple

continue. Im rich...

BabaRamota1980:
calm down. That was just a illustration. Stop beating chest.

Lol. Silly! Your illustration damn whack.

banjicom:
Do i need to learn special skills in other for me to be able to connect with a lady. forget it, once a lady is not interested in you she won't respond well to your chats. Something must attract her to you in the first place..........me i don't have time for nonesense, once i start seeing signs dat a lady is giving me d boring signs i will just let her be.
focus on yourself, don't start acting nice just because u want to please a lady u will regret it. Am talking from experience.

I don't have to act nice. I'm nice

firstking01:
See this one, i thought you wanna tap from the anointing

LoL. I know how I get what I want my way. BUT, I won't mind tapping tho , being the FastTrack opportunist I am supposed to be

So, Is it your hand Ive got to shake now or wha

BabaRamota1980:
well its all about confidence, the guy's readiness to break rules and social expectations.

For instance if I run into a lady in store and say "oh, i like the floral patterns on your blouse, very fitting". This is a nice and fair opening to start convo. More likely, she will look at me and hiss or give me the eyez.

She appreciates my flatter but she is not expected by social norms to encourage my flirting. What she expects is the chase. We live in the age where guys are seeking quick progress and no bs hunting game. This lack of balance between social expectations and responsive communication is what frustrates onbboth sides.

Fukc that sheet bro. The world has so moved on from that standpoint. Girls as I know em these days are far from timid. Eh! No bring that one. If she aint reciprocating that nice gesture kindly, just know she aint into you. Peeeriod!

firstking01:
No be my fault na, i 've got the magic fingers, lol...

Ahem! Continue

banjicom:
iit is ok now how many topic do u guys wants to create about this same topic.

just learn to focus on other important things and u guys will be fine.
start making enough money and you will start getting their attentions simple!!

Mtsew. You no see this one talk abeg. Money making and keeping wholesome interpersonal relationships are two different skills abeg. Make all the money you want, if u dont know how to keep yo lady on her toes and connect with her in that special kind of way meant for two hearts that beats together in a pattern similitude and sinusoidal, all na still 100 to 0 mah niggah real quick!

firstking01:
There are some girls i 've dragged from here to whatsapp, there boriness no be here o...they know themselves...i can only vouche for trapqueeen77, mehn, there's NO dull moment with her...guess cos she's not a nigerian

If u see as ah dey look u with one kain one kain eye like that so, u go jus freeze. How many gehls only u wan meet? ahnahn

Sandydayziz:
Tanx... I thought I was d only one on dis...
Wen u pick up a call just to ans the ques of ur life
How's ur day? How's ur night? Av u eaten? Watcha eat? Where's mine? Where're u? Watcha doing? Did u dream of me? Y not?



How exactly is one suppose to keep up with such a convo?

till yall grow up to the next level. Lifes striated yakno