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Op forgot to include ; from your wide as nile pusshee wife ![]() |
Op go be like; I gat a very stvpid question to ask, I know dem go answer for Nairaland He is right ! |
Fart just dey hungry me fart for this thread walahi |
TrapQueen77: Who understood her? |
TrapQueen77:Nope, it should go both ways like a reversible reaction cos men are like car batteries too, you have to keep recharging them periodically for optimum efficiency So, u talk dirty, I suck u up, You wear skimpy, I spank your ass. Peeriod! |
Dia craze no reach d@ level of giving low key me any name. ![]() |
Na my partners oh in fact I wan2 6 dis opportunity to greet dem wella especially Almera ... Me I prefer to lie down/ sit back and enjoy the ride as I no wan die young. Na overload dey kee donkey ykno ![]() |
Big NO! That's the only fun there is to catch in the whole sexual ordeal since pusseess have refused to be as tight as they used to/ should be ![]() |
HateU2:Ask this question first, the answer for me is a big YES You girls just gatto deal with it and if u like, join the party ![]()
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mhisbliss:
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VaginaTerrorist:Permission granted!!!.. I repeat Permission to fire on granted..
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mhisbliss: Won't u miss me baby?BTW, why is 'our' teeth so brown Allergic to brushing? |
mhisbliss:Exactly! That sounds a bit like a normal human being that doesn't have pepper in her ass. ((I'm serious)). So, kipirup! |
AirSultan:That's my main man! You will never be useless like paali condom in this your life. Amen? ![]() |
mhisbliss:We will still use that your fattened lips to make suya in this Nairaland ((real talks)) |
AirSultan: Always brah, will u be kind enough to help vaginaterrorist tie this thing up? It is proving too stubborn and I don't like that ![]() |
mhisbliss:Wow! you have personality disorder and I'm not ready to doctor you today... Vaginaterrorist!, pls help me tie this patient up for laters! Careful there!! |
PunkyV: ![]() |
mhisbliss:Your that dull? Or you're just making special efforts today ((Simple questions)) |
AirSultan:Where are these DHL guys sef ![]() |
mhisbliss:No,orgasm. He's trying to make ur pusee squirt gushing holy water like its some artificial spring .. You grab!? |
PunkyV:While it's not a sin to me that a lady lost her hymen before taking the vow, I still don't like this notion I have quietly canceled out. What's in a lady's virginity really? Does it add any value; morally or status wise to the man popping it? So the thing for me is, if yo keeping it, keep it cos yo moral standards dictates so! I mean, yo marriage isn't going to the best of them all after all most times, its usually going to the chosen of them. So, keep it for him if u are with that orientation its not to help him or for you to gain any respect or favor. IMO, anything sex is just to calm the hormones weeping like a saxophone! ![]() |
Well, someday somehow, hin go end. Like every lust story |
Nobody would mind popping that cherry and even poking it all out if possible. If your huzby is the first man in yo life and you gat other things going for you with that, he should love you. BUT Don't ever make the mistake of expecting love back , love because u love and keep your virginity either to obey God's ruling or because you want it that way. Danke! Punkyv isn't it? |
PunkyV:cmon don't allow your mind to wander off too wildly. unADULTrated ice cream vanilla smell nah... You're so dirty baby! |
PunkyV:It wouldn't be better . Don't say that haygain! I love pusses . Pusses vanilla flavored my specialty . Dou like the smell of vanilla too? |
harsysky:You can say that again again again again and again brah! Yass! that's what's up ![]() |
Lols. "if u ain't talking money, you talking nonsense" ... Which position? Nobody's holding any position! , loyalty=money it attracts these days I have come to understand . 21st century kids be like Fukc the dignity, I want money. Quite pathetic but that's what's up I guess ![]() Disclaimer Na general talk I dey talk oh |
If they are suspecting, then, go get a bf ! Ppl like me r available to carry on all the duties and put you through ur naivety... Teaching how to suck me dry and all ![]() |
If your friend is serious about being tired of the nymphomaniac, I have a very strong and potent horse here up for grabs at an affordable price. It can ride anything. Need I inform you about how thick n ginormous this sex machine is down there?? Just pm me, no time. |
PunkyV:Well, if those r too much to ask, then , things like committed relationships ain't meant for me... Too bad I don't do guys, there r fellas who r just that; good looking and always looking good. Are u serious about the stretch marks? Eww, having thunderbolts on your skin like it's some tats ? weird things like that? cmon its a human being not tigress. Did I forget to say I love tats on women esp the fair species?? ohhhh... sugar bites ![]() |
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but according to him his wife was like a log of woods na & doesn't participate... So I think tat OP must learn first the basic
Who understood her?

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. Smh.