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RomanceRe: Here's a Letter to My Future Husband (((Honey I Love You)))) by bitchcrafts: 4:02pm On Jul 08, 2016
Op forgot to include ; from your wide as nile pusshee wife grin
RomanceRe: Why Ashawo No Dey Wear Pant by bitchcrafts: 3:58pm On Jul 08, 2016
Op go be like; I gat a very stvpid question to ask, I know dem go answer for Nairaland grin He is right !
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing? by bitchcrafts: 3:53pm On Jul 08, 2016
Fart just dey hungry me fart for this thread walahi
RomanceRe: Must The Husband Be The One To Initiate Sex? by bitchcrafts: 3:48pm On Jul 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Boo.. Tell tat to the pro tongue but according to him his wife was like a log of woods na & doesn't participate... So I think tat OP must learn first the basic grin

Why not teach him since u sounded like a super advanced Pro tongue ?abi?
huh Who understood her?
RomanceRe: Must The Husband Be The One To Initiate Sex? by bitchcrafts: 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin u have to find ways how to turn her on... Women are like machines.. We need to be heated up first before we gone do our job wink

Don't juz dive Immediately into her punaney & drill her whatever u like and lastly, talk to her like wat makes her h0rny, does she has a fetish etc...
Nope, it should go both ways like a reversible reaction cos men are like car batteries too, you have to keep recharging them periodically for optimum efficiency grin So, u talk dirty, I suck u up, You wear skimpy, I spank your ass. Peeriod!
RomanceRe: What Was The Funny Nick You Were Being Called When You Were In Secondary School by bitchcrafts: 3:23pm On Jul 08, 2016
Dia craze no reach d@ level of giving low key me any name. grin
RomanceRe: Who Performs Better During Sex; U Or Ur Partner by bitchcrafts: 3:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
Na my partners oh in fact I wan2 6 dis opportunity to greet dem wella especially Almera grin ... Me I prefer to lie down/ sit back and enjoy the ride as I no wan die young. Na overload dey kee donkey ykno wink
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Sleep With A Girl Without Telling His Friends About It? by bitchcrafts: 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2016
Big NO! That's the only fun there is to catch in the whole sexual ordeal since pusseess have refused to be as tight as they used to/ should be angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Is It Compulsory You Have A Side Chic? by bitchcrafts: 3:04pm On Jul 08, 2016
HateU2:
Hi all cheesy.
It's me again cheesy
I was on the phone with an old friend this morning and we ended up talking on phone for 1hour +. He is having problem with his girlfriend. The GF is complaining about his side chic and she wanna end things up.

I asked him, why do you have a side chichuh We all know you love this girl. You have been dating for so long. Now, your girlfriend's threat is making you running upadan, calling everybody to beg her on your behalf undecided. Smh.

Guys, is it compulsory you have side chic? Or lemme say Why do you have side chic?
Will you let your 'side chic' knows she's the 'side chic'

Note: we are not talking about Friends with Benefits(FWB).

Lalasticlala, let's hear the peeps opinion
Ask this question first, the answer for me is a big YES grin You girls just gatto deal with it angry and if u like, join the party cheesy

RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
hian wahala see obsession i dont brush please move on

RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 2:03pm On Jul 08, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
Sire! Permission to take mhisbliss to the Guard room for Coporal treatment, as she is mentally not fit to be on parade ground!
Permission granted!!!.. I repeat Permission to fire on granted..

RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:45pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
once again see you till den haba swerve make i see well joor
grin Won't u miss me baby?

BTW, why is 'our' teeth so brownhuh Allergic to brushing?
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:40pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
hehe looking forward to it, till then cia
Exactly! That sounds a bit like a normal human being that doesn't have pepper in her ass. ((I'm serious)). So, kipirup!
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
hehehehe... absolutely, I'm open minded cheesy
That's my main man! You will never be useless like paali condom in this your life. Amen? cheesy
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:35pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
whatever braindead
We will still use that your fattened lips to make suya in this Nairaland ((real talks))
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Lol..


oshey brotherleesmiley
cheesy Always brah, will u be kind enough to help vaginaterrorist tie this thing up? It is proving too stubborn angry and I don't like that smiley
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:28pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
dripping with dull so reduce your psychobabble to my level so i can comprehend as I'm struggling to understand your flip flopping mouth ryt nw
Wow! you have personality disorder and I'm not ready to doctor you today... Vaginaterrorist!, pls help me tie this patient up for laters! Careful there!! She it bites .
RomanceRe: This Is For You Guys! Does It Matter To You If A Gal's Hymen Is Still In Tact? by bitchcrafts: 1:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
PunkyV:
Hahaha. Touché
wink
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
grab? Nope
Your that dull? Or you're just making special efforts todayhuh ((Simple questions))
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:14pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Help your boy nacry
Where are these DHL guys sef angry
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
sarcasm?
No,orgasm. He's trying to make ur pusee squirt gushing holy water like its some artificial spring wink.. You grab!?
RomanceRe: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 1:09pm On Jul 08, 2016
AirSultan:
*Yawns...




Please, who has sagem charger herecry
That was my first mobile grin I still getam wink
RomanceRe: This Is For You Guys! Does It Matter To You If A Gal's Hymen Is Still In Tact? by bitchcrafts: 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2016
PunkyV:
LOL, of course! Honestly I don't see the importance of being a virgin until you get married because you're not going to be immune to all the marital problems that other women face eg. infidelity, etc. It's not like it'll make you a good lover either tongue So whatever. To each their own principles.

Personally, I'd rather be cheated on by a jerk whom I know got me as 2nd hand goods, if you will. Just imagine [s]keeping yourself for that "special" someone[/s], only for them to treat you like you were nothing a few years down the line. Must be heartbreaking.
While it's not a sin to me that a lady lost her hymen before taking the vow, I still don't like this notion I have quietly canceled out. What's in a lady's virginity really? Does it add any value; morally or status wise to the man popping it? So the thing for me is, if yo keeping it, keep it cos yo moral standards dictates so! I mean, yo marriage isn't going to the best of them all after all most times, its usually going to the chosen of them. So, keep it for him if u are with that orientation its not to help him or for you to gain any respect or favor. IMO, anything sex is just to calm the hormones weeping like a saxophone! cheesy
RomanceRe: Am Scared,she Just Gives it To Me No Strings Attached. by bitchcrafts: 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2016
Well, someday somehow, hin go end. Like every lust story
RomanceRe: This Is For You Guys! Does It Matter To You If A Gal's Hymen Is Still In Tact? by bitchcrafts: 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2016
Nobody would mind popping that cherry and even poking it all out if possible. If your huzby is the first man in yo life and you gat other things going for you with that, he should love you. BUT Don't ever make the mistake of expecting love back , love because u love and keep your virginity either to obey God's ruling or because you want it that way. Danke! Punkyv isn't it?
RomanceRe: Can You Date/marry Someone With Tribal Marks?? by bitchcrafts: 12:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
PunkyV:
Ha! I don't know.
cmon don't allow your mind to wander off too wildly. unADULTrated ice cream vanilla smell nah... You're so dirty baby!
RomanceRe: Can You Date/marry Someone With Tribal Marks?? by bitchcrafts: 11:55am On Jul 08, 2016
PunkyV:
Hahaha. Smh. You're something else! Yeah, It'd have been better if you were gay tongue
It wouldn't be better . Don't say that haygain! angry I love pusses wink . Pusses vanilla flavored my specialty wink . Dou like the smell of vanilla too?
RomanceRe: 6 Things That Kill A Relationship Slowly Than Cheating by bitchcrafts: 11:49am On Jul 08, 2016
harsysky:
Relationship these days ehh. One pest thinks the other has to do everything. The females are guilty of it. They complain about how boring you are, about how you don't take care of them, about how and how and more how... While they fold their hands cos they've gat Vag-na.

If we can't do it together, gerrarrahia mhen!
You can say that again again again again and again brah! Yass! that's what's up wink
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by bitchcrafts: 11:45am On Jul 08, 2016
Lols. "if u ain't talking money, you talking nonsense" ... Which position? Nobody's holding any position! , loyalty=money it attracts these days I have come to understand . 21st century kids be like Fukc the dignity, I want money. Quite pathetic but that's what's up I guess grin


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RomanceRe: Hmmmm by bitchcrafts: 11:32am On Jul 08, 2016
grin If they are suspecting, then, go get a bf ! Ppl like me r available to carry on all the duties and put you through ur naivety... Teaching how to suck me dry and all wink
RomanceRe: The Lady He Deflowered Wants To Kill Him With Sex by bitchcrafts: 11:27am On Jul 08, 2016
If your friend is serious about being tired of the nymphomaniac, I have a very strong and potent horse here up for grabs at an affordable price. It can ride anything. Need I inform you about how thick n ginormous this sex machine is down there?? Just pm me, no time.
RomanceRe: Can You Date/marry Someone With Tribal Marks?? by bitchcrafts: 11:18am On Jul 08, 2016
PunkyV:
Hehehe @ just be good looking & always be good looking. Isn't that expecting too much? Still laughing at your comment about stretch marks. To me they're like tribal marks. A tigress that has earned it's stripes grin
Well, if those r too much to ask, then , things like committed relationships ain't meant for me... Too bad I don't do guys, there r fellas who r just that; good looking and always looking good.

Are u serious about the stretch marks? Eww, having thunderbolts on your skin like it's some tats ? weird things like that? cmon its a human being not tigress. Did I forget to say I love tats on women esp the fair species?? ohhhh... sugar bites grin

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