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babra19:
hian

ehn Na, I'm serious, if u taste this thing I'm talking about lasan, no to run commot house dey dance azonto for street remain oh

PunkyV:
Loooool. I don't even know what to say to your list. Hilarious! You sound very picky.

Well for me, I'm not very choosy physically. It's all about a person's behaviour because I'm kinda sensitive So being an inconsiderate douche, etc, will definitely put me off slowly. I'm a simple person I guess.

Simple too, just be good looking and always be looking good. Danke!

Need I say I'm a sucker for high IQs too? I'm not saying you have to go von Savant on me cos that kind induces this kinda phobia that makes me doubt if my dikc will ever be able to rise up to u, the real deal is I like the knowledge exchange symbiotic, as in do me I do u ... then, will yousee the talkative , toned down sarcasm side of me... talk about long chained conversations lovely and soothing like lullabies giggles

[quote author=babra19 post=47323656][/quote]ehn nah, how many kondo ah go get before? ;DMy revered spiky juggler wey dey do ladies goodness for body , I hail oh . See as this birthday girl dey use u play? Abeg bless her with your divine holy water, no break, no jam, no sense just jooro jaara jooro

NotoriousAIG:
You n who

I talk to u? dissapear like mess be4 the the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg soon connects sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. **Na joke oh**

StupidGoat:
:witchcraft don start work 4 ur body dis erly mornin sheey?

That's why I dey find goat to behead for the gods to be appeased **Na joke oh**

Ife yi ga oh

obiorathesubtle:
I no ready for the guy madness abeg.. I still dy ground since I dobale for the guy o.. Na ground I from dy type this thing so..

... funny funny.. just becos of ordinary goat?

StupidGoat:
witchcraft you be goat? Who b ediot?

lols. Mr . goaat who teach u English ? No be meh meh mmmeeeehh your mates dey do?

PunkyV:
So long as it's not gold I guess That I also find disgusting, gold teeth.

What are your physical turn-offs in a lady, crafts?

I am joking about the teeth anyway so NVM, we're safe

Turnoffs ? No turnoffs ideally but if you're gonna be chubby, be chubby moderately and make sure u have a good most appreciably hour glass shape, if yo slim , let your slim make sense, I don't like spaghetti personally. Halitosis should not come near me neither should enviably numerous stretch marks and rashes. But if u have pimples not chronic, you're still welcome, it could be your body's response to stress. Pls don't have a fat nose, yam legs that looks perfectly incoherent with your torso, you can have thick kissable lips but pls make sure its not dark like the bark off mahogany. If your teeth cannot be sparkly white, pls let it be neat to the sense of sight at least. overlapping sets of teeth is a no-no for me tho, get them removed before I know you and make sure u burn every evidence you used to rock em. That's all about physicals my dear . You?

obiorathesubtle:
If the guy catch you.. My hand no dy ooo...

You dey fear goat? No fall my hand nah... abi hin horn reach cow own ni!? For that, I go prostrate

PunkyV:
Not trying to gass you up lol. That's a really good height. Tall but not freakishly tall is what I call it

*rolls eyes* OK. then, I love being gassed up tho esp. by a girl I fancy.. but not soo much as making me believe I can fly without parachute or jump from a tall hill without putting on the life jacket oh.. it makes me feel I'm sorta in control and doing it right and in return , I do it better if u kwim

PunkyV:
No, come back! *grovels*

You really have missing teeth? Eww lol

Awww.. u don't really have to go down babe , I'm yo lover not yr lord.. picks her up and kisses her forehead

And as for the missing teeth, I'll have them filled up with diamond .. imagine waking up to a diamond kiss every morning?

PunkyV:
6 ft tall? That's not short at all. That's a hot height

Of course, you're a she and most of y'all won't understand how it feels when you're the Pygmy among your fellas so far he meets up with yo standards... Anyway, thank you for the ego boost dose, yo such a daarrling ykno

PunkyV:
I like odd but not icky lol.

No, snoek is a fish popular around the areas I mentioned. Not sure why but eating it too much rots the teeth, which is why some people have missing teeth. Especially the Coloured people.

Wow! my friend who's into aquaculture will find this interesting.

back to our wahala, so you're saying I'm icky ? Thank u! ... I'll find someone else who'll see me as an ambrosia! ... Storms out ta thread...

obiorathesubtle:
wait.. Lemme call my Bro..




STUPIDGOAT! Ogbeni come help this girl abeg..

Wey u find this stupidgoat . the guy Na classically funny ediot personified. I like him it! (No homo) Na buy I wan buy am . How much?

PunkyV:
LMAO. You look like him!? Niiice. How tall are you?

Yass. Stuck on 6 . Shortest Nigga in my circle

PunkyV:
Hahaha @ those teeth. Now if there's one reason I wouldn't date a person, it'd be missing teeth. We have a lot of such cases here in SA. Particularly people from the eastern & the western cape. Eating too much snoek fish messes with their teeth.

uhuh! I thought u love us odd looking? c'mon I got like 2-3 missing already to fighting for love. If u tag along, I won't mind losing the rest just for u

On a more serious note, how could consuming fish be responsible for such gross wipe out when its not acid? or is snoek fish some slangs for something rather odd? - like ganjah?

PunkyV:
Idris for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I wouldn't let him out of my sight!

My all time celebrity look alike of all time ... if not for the height advantages he's slightly got over me, I should be his worst nightmare cos I got my lower lip pink

Why am I going this story teller? I need to get you laid asap

PunkyV:
LOL, why aren't we?

That relationship wouldn't last a minute because we have similar negative traits Good as a fling maybe

Fling sounds nice tho

Omo ele

More Good dikcs to your pusee...


#pastor mode
U no go slack neither shall u lack

More years in ur life and many more life in ur yrs.

U will not be useless like paali condom , that's why you should be useful to me


See u in camera

PunkyV:
I would. Why not? It'd give his face character & that warrior look I like

I still don't know why we're not dating already

Lols. They sure need korect dikcs in their lives

I don't think anybody is worth 25milli on this forum for starters let alone sparing so much for some Fukc scenes that won't even be able to raise my sex drive; I've seen way too many nudes present themselves before me to be feasted on like an ambrosia

This thread Na so so laff matter oh

English hard oh

AsmauDanjuma:
You guys ever heard of sarcasm? Its the latest thing in town

oh! so tell me, how long have you been waiting to say this?

Finally! This quite sounds nice to me bruh . Good concept, message delivered!

Personally, I hate this kinds of redundant threads. You guys were just chit chatting on one of your threads and you didn't seem to understand each other until later, so what?

marvelck:
The internet has been on fire ever since Mr. Irvin Randle became an internet sensation after posting some of his sexy stylish pictures online. while men are so angry and jealous of pa Irvin, a lot of girls (including married women) are all going crazy over him, ready to dump their guy/husband for pa Irvin. Accusing their men of being ugly and less romantic. Imagine them now realizing their men are ugly simply cos they've seen another sexy looking man. Naija girls can never stop being dramatic and insatiable.

This, I want.

I actually bursted into a looonggg catenation of irresistible chains of laughter after loading the first pic, I just hit the reply comment not allowing the other one's to load.... What would I say?, errmm, She's hilarious in the whole sense of it. God is great!!

VaginaTerrorist:
thank u ma guy, but Tofel 4 dey okay if to say u sabi readbook.

I go read you after you sabi write well well. Your material here not appetizing at all make I no lie for you