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Romance › Re: Why I Don’t Like Nor Rate Nigerian Girls by bittyend(op): 5:48pm On Apr 04, 2012
Goldieluks: Were you into a serious relationship with any of these ''Nigerian'' girls ,
or it was just a fling, like you said in your post' you pick them up like toothpick'.
It was kind of like a relationship. sad

Are you one of those yahoozee girls in London?? lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Explanation For the Tribal War On Nairaland by bittyend(m): 5:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
Desola: ...And the remaining 1% left back at home is headed by your twisted self.
Desola, aya oba..

When are you going to cook some poundo and fish soup for me, na? wink
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by bittyend(m): 5:36pm On Apr 04, 2012
Onlytruth: When will you eddiots mind your own region?
You exert influence into the same SS; why do you want to deny us our influence when we have CORE IGBO lands inside SS?
You lot are getting more and more idiotic by everyday.
It's not about influence, it's about getting a strategic BUFFER ZONE in the so-called SS - in case Nigeria disintegrates - we don't care about their oil.
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by bittyend(m): 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2012
Beaf: It isn't about oil and of course, we need to be in good terms with our natural allies and neighbours.
Mutual respect and strong alliances are key.
So, why did you guys invite Rudy Guiliani and Mullen?

Do these people even have money to invest? The only thing these neo-cons can help with are weapons of mass destruction. You and I know this bs is not about integration and investment - but the militarisation of the SS. It's just like inviting John McCain and David Petraeus to a Biafra investment summit or the SW inviting Stanley McChrystal and Hilary Clinton to an Economic summit.

Listen, GEJ is going to cause the downfall of the SS - we can see through him - from the Tompolo contract and then this. We're watching! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why I Don’t Like Nor Rate Nigerian Girls by bittyend(op): 5:23pm On Apr 04, 2012
bennyraz: What an inspirational story.
Safe, fam.
Romance › Re: Why I Don’t Like Nor Rate Nigerian Girls by bittyend(op): 5:22pm On Apr 04, 2012
Brixtonyute: RTFLMAOOOO..

Leave it yeah, blud cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

two twos, nah? Dun noe... deyah deyah.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Wag1?

Dun noe, G!!

Angel Town, yeah?? I see you, brikky don!!
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by bittyend(m): 5:18pm On Apr 04, 2012
Onlytruth: I am even beginning to think that it is not oil, after all Cross river is not an oil producing state. So, it has to be something else. Well, whatever it is will not survive without Igbo support. cool
When are you going to start taking my ANBBS medications for your grandiose delusions? lipsrsealed

The only thing SS has in common is the political bs called SS. Bunch of lazy people inviting neo-cons to their bs propaganda, we're watching all your moves. There is no SS or ND - half of that political creation is Yorubaland, period.
Romance › Why I Don’t Like Nor Rate Nigerian Girls by bittyend(op): 4:30pm On Apr 04, 2012
Long time ago in 2004AD, in the city of London – Bittyend was just a normal naija guy like the thousands of naija kids raised in London. And like every proper naija man raised the naija way, my naija sisters were always the first choice despite their imperfections; and like naija Uncles dey say: “charity begins at home.” Bittyend was just like every other black kid raised in the London slums doing what everyone does; hustling with the yardies and the naija uncles. The life of crime I choose paid off early; I was driving a big car as a teen; wearing designer garms and creps everywhere; blings on the wrist and neck were shinning brighter than the stars; and my pocket was fatter than an obese big pun. My Naija sisters loved me so much, and I used to pick them up like toothpick. wink

And like my pops used to say: “everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner” and “monkey go reach market one day, e no go return” – that was how the “owner” had his “one day”, and my “monkey” went to the “market” – but failed to return (bbm sad face). ‘Yawa gas’, and ‘kasala burst’ – I was shifted by the ‘popos’, and charged – but luckily for me, I escaped prison. I was given a suspended sentence. That was when my life changed; all the money and ‘bling bling’ disappeared like David Blaine’s voodoo; all my naija sisters were nowhere to be found; and I had to start afresh. lipsrsealed

I’m pissed because all my naija sisters whom spent my money and enjoyed my fast life with me, never stood by me – they all disappeared while I was going through the traumatic periods of my young life. I noticed that the girls from other countries, who I didn’t really care about, were the ones looking after me and praying for me. It was then that it dawned on me that most naija gash are money grabbers and thieves – all they ever do is thieving from men, despite their average looks. I guess that’s the only talent they possess. And subsequently, whilst I was getting my life back in order – I noticed that whenever I try to check a naija chic, the first thing they always seem to ask is: “do you drive?” like driving a car was a prerequisite to going out with naija girls (most are average looking with flat bums by the way). sad

I had to say ‘F’ these sluts, and I embraced my naija roots; left the roads for good; started checking yanks and girls from other African countries; and also embraced education as the best legacy. Years later, life is looking great for your boy – and everything seems to be falling in place in a legit way, now these naija bytches are flocking around me like I’m a Fulani herdsman, and they’re my cows. shocked

Bittyend of Narnia

The tune below is dedicated to naija girls:

Dr. Dre ft Dogg Pound – Bytches ain’t shyte
Politics › Re: SS Economic Summit - P. Kagame, R. Giuliani, John Lipsky, Mike Mullen to Attend by bittyend(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2012
Why did you guys invite neo-cons like Rudy Guliani and US Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen?? And P. Kagame the Cia stooge in Rwanda?

It seems SS is going to be the new Biafra - and please don't come back crying genocide to us in 40years time. Bunch of crazy people, keep planning for your Republic of Niger/Delta which will never see the light of the day. undecided
Business › Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by bittyend(m): 2:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
Buy a ganjar farm, and invest in Brazilian hair for all my bytches.. grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: EFCC Press Release: N109m Scam: Three Civil Service Commission Staff Docked by bittyend(m): 5:37am On Apr 04, 2012
[quote author=One_Naira]Shymmex/Bitteyend/Alj_harem/all the other monikers you've been creating

Do you like people identifying you as a liar and a fool eeh? Is that why you run around NL like a mad man?
Do you take joy in people treating you like an 1diot. I really don't get you at all.

Nothing do you jor. If you no get life, you no get life. Contine naa

Anyway, stop spoiling Tonto's name, the girl already did enough of that by herself but it is pathetic when a man uses a woman to fight his war especially when the woman already denied what he's using her to do.
What a punk!! notorious on using others to fight your battle...today if it's not SS, it's Yoruba, if its not Yoruba, its Kanuri, if it's not Kanuri, its Igbo anambra, if not anambra, it's Anioma. Dude you are a huge coward, be a proud man for once in your miserable life.[/quote]You're dumb, if you don't see the humour in my post - get a life. How can I be shymmex and alh_harem? undecided

That's the same way you accused me of being jason123 and ndu_chucks. undecided
Politics › Re: How Nigeria Destroys Tech Dreams: They Want To Hijack My Stem Cell Project by bittyend(m):
I don't know why we have rubbish leaders in Nigeria, despite the huge potentials in that country.

Instead of fighting ourselves on here - can't we all just come together and do something? We need to take our country back from these clowns - they're dream killers irrespective of their tribes. sad
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 3:36am On Apr 04, 2012
courage89: Why not? Are they not competing in the same market?

PC
Tablet
Server
Phones

Slow growth has never been a yardstick for determining comparable companies.
Its always about the competing products
Dell and HP don't are small time players - you can't compare them to Apple. HP was almost bankrupt late last year. Comparison with Sony, Samsung and Toshiba is more plausible.
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 3:34am On Apr 04, 2012
[quote author=ekt_bear]Apple Revenue Growth: 73.27%
http://ycharts.com/companies/AAPL/revenue_growth

Dell Revenue Growth: 2.16%
http://ycharts.com/companies/DELL/revenue_growth


lol[/quote]You can't really compare Apple with Dell and HP - those two should be compared to Lenovo. The big players are Sony and Toshiba, and Apple don't stand a chance with these two.
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 3:32am On Apr 04, 2012
PointB: How exactly did Soludo create the bubble? And what correlation does it have with Sanusi calling Capital Market stock trading activities 'gambling'?
He was aware that the big lenders were just floating ridiculous and incorrect IPOs, and posting bogus profits and fuzzy book keeping - yet he didn't do nothing about it. If that's not a bubble, I don't know what it is.
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 3:26am On Apr 04, 2012
^^^^^That's how Soludo crashed the damn thing - and Ndidi Onyuike the rogue woman stole her billions... lipsrsealed
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 3:25am On Apr 04, 2012
How the Big Lenders Crashed the Stock Exchange and were Enabled by Dr. Soludo

Abdulmumuni Yinka Ajia

Janice Kew and Michael Patterson over at bloomberg.com recently did a story on the Nigerian stock exchange and how bank losses have had a profound impact on the exchange. According to the duo, bankers (otherwise known as lenders) may be holding as much as $10 billion in toxic assets which is estimated to be almost equal to half of the entire capital of the exchange. [See Story]

Now if you take into account that the lenders make up about two thirds of the Nigerian stock market, you will agree with me that as a regulator, Professor Soludo has not done a good job overseeing the banks and ensuring financial discipline. The state of the Nigerian bank is very precarious because of it.

Before I go into the disaster that is going on within the banking sector, let us first take a look at some of the reasons why the Nigerian stock exchange has moved from one of the best performing market to one of the world’s worst barely less than a decade! Perhaps, there are many reasons that led to the collapse of the exchange, I will focus on five critical areas.

Speculation: I know, most markets are speculative in nature but what was going on in Nigeria prior to 2008 was of the worst kind. A friend of mine who works in middle management for one of the so called big banks confessed to me sometime in 2007 that the insider joke is that the Nigerian stock exchange has broken all rules. What he wasn’t saying was that while this speculation was going on, the major lenders were not creating any real value within the economy which can ultimately boost the Naira and save the exchange from itself. This was a period, when the big lenders were just floating ridiculous IPOs, give it massive publicity and have unsuspecting Nigerians buy into their voodoo companies. Barely ten years ago, most of these new big banks were not even in existence. Today, they are unraveling. Posting bogus profits and fuzzy book keeping. Now lets examine the next reason why the exchange floundered terribly as it did.
Insider trading: the trading of a stock or other securities by individuals with potential access to non public information about the company. This is not only going on, the Securities and Exchange Commission has not been alive to its responsibilities. It has also been suggested that SEC employees may be conniving with some of these traders while the public bears the pains of the loss in value. Most of these insiders have continued to dump their stocks using non public information at their disposal.
Bogus balance sheets: here you will find the legally backed margin loans that allowed banks to delay booking losses. This lack of full disclosure has left investors unable to identify potential losses. In some cases, there have been rumours of outright falsified balance sheets to deceive the public. The Nigerian media have been (with the exception of a few outlets) enablers, they publish these false reports and do not engage in any investigative follow up to ascertain the health of these institutions. To round it up, these lenders are into free wheeling and shaky securities. All of these activities have put investor’s funds at risk. The last time I read, the pension fund is threatened. This is perhaps, the only retirement instrument most Nigerian civil servants have. How do you explain to a 65 year old man or woman that you have gambled away their fortune?
Now let us take a look at the disease within the Nigerian banking sector. And while we are at it, let’s examine the activities of the bureau de change.

Sometime in March, specifically March 21, Soludo arbitrarily curbed the lending rate at 22% and the deposit rate at 15% respectively. But you and I know that this is not going to happen. What will eventually happen will be a form of shadow banking, sadly it is already being practiced in Nigeria and this will only exacerbate it.

Presently, Nigeria has a law that requires the banks to notify some security agency or the other if a cash lump sum is being deposited at once. What the banks actually does is to have the customer deposit all the amounts in bits, in order to evade this legal provision.

This arbitrary lending and deposit cap will only give rise to one thing, back room dealing between the customer and the bank. You think that our banks are in a bad shape right now, that will push them to the precipice.

Then you have the bureau de change. I still don’t understand why the CBN has its own exchange rate and then you have the real market, where 80% of the foreign exchange transactions occur and the price is sharply different. Presently, there is about a N20 difference in the rate between the CBN and the parallel market. If you think N20 is insignificant, wait until you buy 1 million dollars @ N144 to a dollar from the CBN and take a walk down the street to the bureau de change and sell in the parallel market for N165 to a dollar. Tell me, what kind of business will give you so much instant return and at a very high percentage profit? So this is what is at stake. Why wouldn’t Soludo abolish the official rate and allow the banks to sell foreign exchange to anyone (with identification) at the market rate? The CBN should also be able to sell to the banks at the prevailing market rate minus one Naira (leaving a margin for profit). Soludo has refused to tow this line. Why? Because the status quo is beneficial to all of them (players within the Nigerian financial industry) you buy cheap from the CBN, you cross the street and sell high and you go to the bank smiling. In the process, you haven’t really created any value to the economy. While these financial tricksters line their pockets, the Nigerian economy and the general public bears the brunt of their nefarious ways.

And we also have cases, where lenders have written out huge loans without any significant collateral. It is risky behaviour and ultimately we are witnessing the unraveling albeit in a sad way. These kinds of behaviours have put genuine investor’s life savings in a toilet.

I am not going to even dabble into the activities of the illegal micro finance institutions that mushroomed between 2006 and 2007. Where was Soludo when all these illegal activities were going on? Nigerians lost millions of Naira to this fraud, the CBN responded a little too late.

This kind of behaviour is emblematic of the kind of leadership that Soludo has provided at his perch as Nigeria’s treasury chief. You can not be a regulator and at the same time parleying around with the same people you are supposed to regulate. Rather than consider him for a reappointment, Soludo should be allowed to go back into the ivory tower to finesse his economic theories (I would suggest to him to decide whether he wants to be a free trader or not), perhaps some day in the not too distant future, he can become the conscience of the nation like prize winning economist and Nobel Laurent Paul Krugman.
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 2:32am On Apr 04, 2012
PointB: I blame the bolded on Sanusi Lamido, who singled handedly destroyed the stock market with unguarded statement. The clown of a CBN Governor actually termed trading in stock - gambling! huh huh huh huh
Why blame Sanusi when Soludo was the one who created the fake bubble, and turned a blind eye at the malpractices happening under him? I don't really like the Sanusi guy - but Soludo and Ndidi Onyuike Okereke destroyed the Nigerian stock market.

I thank God I never invested in that bubble. lipsrsealed

Investing in Nigerian stock market amounts to investing in real estate in Europe or America. undecided
Investment › Re: Apple Stock Up 64% Since October by bittyend(m): 2:12am On Apr 04, 2012
courage89: What is driving the stock price? Fundamental or speculation?
Good question! - it has to do with the hype about Apple product, they will soon join their brother Nokia where they really belong.

I'm not a fan of apple, their products are too expensive for the value of what they provide. And being a computer guy, Apple products are one of the least desirable if you're in the IT field, except you're a web designer. undecided

Stock market died long time ago, bonds and real estate in Nigeria are what's popping right now. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Nigeria Would Be Better If? by bittyend(m): 9:18pm On Apr 03, 2012
If I can become the President. cool
Music/Radio › Re: Your Top Nigerian Female Singers? by bittyend(m): 9:11pm On Apr 03, 2012
mukina2: Tiwa Savage

Omawumi

etc
TIWA SAVAGE = OLD HAG AND UGLY

OMAWUNMI = FAKE ACCENT


Nigeria has two female singers, and they are: NNEKA AND ASA... The talents on Nigeria Idol are far better than the two clowns you listed above. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by bittyend(m): 8:24pm On Apr 03, 2012
[size=14pt]@Sugardiva

You need breast enlargement - they look like a B-cup.. They are too small in this day and age. lipsrsealed undecided[/size]

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