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Romance › Re: Why Do People Create Redundant Topics Everyday - Are Nigerians Boring People? by bittyend(m): 6:29pm On Apr 03, 2012
@Kevin_II

Why do you stalk men? The guy said he's not a GAY FISH, why can't you leave him alone and go phuck yourself, huh?

Some of you naija guys scare the hell out of me. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 4:47pm On Apr 03, 2012
The cure is still available.
Nairaland General › Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by bittyend(m): 4:31pm On Apr 03, 2012
Sugardiva: Nice username. Coulda fooled me though. I actually thot it meant bitterhead. U seem kinda bitter most times. No offence intended. Jst my honest observation. cheesy
How can honeycomb be bitter? The only word with "bitter" that's synonymous with me is "bitterleaf" - and you know why?

Bitterleaf may taste bitter at the beginning but when it goes down - it's all sweetness. lipsrsealed wink

That's how I'm when I get busy in the bedroom; when the boxers drop and the huge baby boy slides into the bottomless pit - they all scream but it's all sweetness when I start to get busy. wink
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 3:57pm On Apr 03, 2012
Nayah: Yes LOVE! wink
I don't love those clowns! undecided
Politics › Re: Igbo Ingenuity: Enugu To Support Inventor Of Wind Turbine For Power Generation by bittyend(m): 3:54pm On Apr 03, 2012
ak47mann: yorobe people are natural haters is in their DNA don't be surprise that yoruba man that invented mobile toilets in Lagos they killed him with juju.............i never seen these kind of backward wicked minds b4.....................
Phuck you!!!! Yorubas are way ahead of Igbo gorillas in everything, you forest dwelling Idanre monkeys... When are you going to get tired of screaming Yorubas? We're not the only tribe in Nigeria....

Hausa/Fulani stay killing your kins like goats everyday but you will never say nothing about them, cowards. Keep Yoruba out of your mouth!!!
Politics › Re: Igbo Ingenuity: Enugu To Support Inventor Of Wind Turbine For Power Generation by bittyend(m): 3:51pm On Apr 03, 2012
londoner: Any innovation should be rolled out to all even if it begins and grows in one region, or does everything have to be limited by region,tribe or religion?

We will soon get very tired of those three boxes that keep us trapped.........
You can declare Biafra if you like the "three boxes" - and you lot can move to erosion ridden, land locked Biafra land and leave us the phuck alone. All you Igbo clowwns do is just moan, and huff and puff...

I blame Bishop Ajayi Crowther for teaching you guys how to speak and write.
Politics › Re: Yabatech, NSA To Launch Young Nigerian Scientists To Moon by bittyend(m): 3:47pm On Apr 03, 2012
LMAOOOOOO
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 3:39pm On Apr 03, 2012
Nayah: You again?? come on Bitty I've told you this is not the best way to declare your love for your sisters grin
Huh? Love?
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 3:39pm On Apr 03, 2012
slimyem: the incoherent loon is here again!
Somebody find him a rope and tie him up for his own good!
Incoherent and uncouth ape calling a next person incoherent, huh?

You're definitely suffering from AAQP! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 3:18pm On Apr 03, 2012
Goldieluks: And you want to start from NL?
Do you need the cure for AAQP?? You can dial the 0800 number..

Cheers.
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2012
Yes, if I can cure some people on NL - they will cure other people and the trend will continue. wink
Nairaland General › Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by bittyend(m): 3:06pm On Apr 03, 2012
BITTYEND

Bits = hood (London slang)
Ends = hood (London slang)

BITTYEND = hood to hood
Romance › Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op):
Since the bald headed monster called Tuface made the "African Queen" tune, Nigerian girls with AAQP viruses has been on the rise - both in Nigeria and in the diaspora. My plan is to call them back to order, and cure this dangerous ailment - like Dr. Osuji tried with the Igbos. My plan is to stop the delusions, and tell them how ugly they are because they're ugly.

I hope I would be able to do that with my posts.

You can ring (+44) 0800 bittyend for your medication. cool
Politics › Re: Power Sabotage: Jonathan Sacks PHCN Boss, Others by bittyend(m): 4:18am On Apr 03, 2012
yawns!!

Back to my NBA game

Walks away** undecided
Politics › Re: World Bank: NY Times Picks Okonjo-iweala Over Obama’s Choice by bittyend(m): 4:16am On Apr 03, 2012
Nna, why do you keep blowing this woman's trumpet?
Politics › Re: South East Nigeria Needs Three International Airports by bittyend(m): 4:16am On Apr 03, 2012
This thread is still alivehuh

Nwanne, biko kill this thread daalu.
Politics › Re: Where On Earth Is Chief Oladeinde Fenandez? Nigerian's Truly Richest Man. by bittyend(m): 11:44pm On Apr 02, 2012
Olalekan 0: dude,i won't stoop so low as to exchanging words with you.Rather,I'll educate you,my aunt's husband has a lot of friends among these supposedly rich nigerians in diaspora,i spend time with them whenever am abroad so as to meet all those household names we hear about in Nigeria,but believe you me,majority of these guys haven't even paid up to 20 percent of those properties they lay claim to.

I know a bini man who resides in a 3million pounds home in surrey but my friends who knew him more than i do says he's only paid a little over 500K pounds even after living in the mansion for 4 years. This man knows every capital city of the world and lodges in expensive suites.He aquires his fleet of cars in a like manner.Wake up guys
The guys you're talking about are different from this guy.

You need to read about him, bruv.

Google is your friend.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Bleach Their Skin - Is It To Hide Their Ugliness Or What? by bittyend(op): 11:42pm On Apr 02, 2012
Bwahahahahaha!
Politics › Re: Where On Earth Is Chief Oladeinde Fenandez? Nigerian's Truly Richest Man. by bittyend(m): 11:16pm On Apr 02, 2012
Olalekan 0: before i descend on you,Pls did you just call me dumb or you were refering to other nigerians who were unable to "outsmart" the judicial system?
Descend on me? Fam, you're a joker! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Have you been slapped to stupor before?? I guess not! lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Where On Earth Is Chief Oladeinde Fenandez? Nigerian's Truly Richest Man. by bittyend(m): 10:43pm On Apr 02, 2012
Olalekan 0: If his wife could sue for a paltry one hundred million euros,then i strongly doubt this man's as wealthy as by-standers think.

Rupert Murdoch paid his enstranged wife over a billion pounds. Even Michael jordan paid Anita so much more than that and so did steven spielberg and Lionel Richie
You need to leave Planet X and come back to Planet Earth. This guy outsmarted the judicial system, that's why he didn't pay that much.

Some Nigerians are so dumb, they just make up conjectures in their head and think they make sense.

This guy's money is longer than Michael Jordan and Rupert Murdoch's money put together.

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