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Can Nigerian girls match these girls? Hell nah!!

I have seen girls from Eastern and Southern countries who look just as nice and blessed as the ones in these pics. Nigerian girls need to stop getting cocky and be realistic. I don't hate you girls but I'm not attractive to none of you - never have, and never will.

Reality check 101

My definition of pretty girls!

Small waist with big whole hips!

Yemmyc: Yeah ryt.

Thanks! I know I'm always right - that's why my mum christened me Wrighty.

mckutie: hahahahahaha....
Shoo! Shoo

go and catch that madwoman before she gets away MR MAN.

I guess the alleged 'mad woman' is you, with you nappy head. But I'm sorry, I'm not interested!

Jakumo: Its cool. I've said things in the heat of the moment that I wish I hadn't later. To err is human and all that...

Cheers.

Jakumo: Your attempted blackmail, implied in the threat to try and close down this website with a denial of service hacking attack, will no doubt be noted by Oga Seun.

For your information, simply "clicking" on ANY website, does NOT qualify ANYONE as a "stakeholder" in that website, any more than buying a vanilla shake and onion rings at the McDonalds drive-through qualifies anyone to claim to be Ronald McDonalds evil twin.

Get a grip on reality, and quickly too, because this fantasy role-playing game will only earn you a swift kick in the rump out the door marked "Banned".

ANY internet forum such as this one can be likened to a dinner table to which guests are invited for light banter, ON THE CONDITION that they remain courteous to the host, and abide by forum rules. Threatening a hacking attack does NOT fall under any category of polite conduct, and will only invite hostile responses and sanctions, which might be precisely what you will get if you push your luck further.

I get your point, and maybe I went overboard with the threats - I'm very sorry, if you took my humour the wrong way. I'm very passionate about this forum, and it provides a platform for Nigerians to talk about our differences - and I want the best for NL. I know Seun may be trying his best possible to make NL the best he can - but he needs to get better hands involved, because his best isn't really enough.

I don't have any plan to hack NL, I admire Seun, and his wisdom for creating NL - and I wish him the best. But the customer service attainable on NL needs to be improved - and NL needs to be made more attractive, to make it grow. I'll like to see NL become Nigeria's huffingtonpost - or something similar.

I'm sorry, if you took my humour the wrong way - bittyend [/i]is just [i]bittyend - a lover of anything good, and a spiritual healer - who resides in Narnia.

Cheers, mate.

mckutie: Ok! We don hear, get used to it or go bleep the madwoman walking along your street.

Baby don't cry, gotta keep ya head up, even when you're ugly, there is a man for you.

I feel ya pain.

Jakumo: Ha ha ha you need to lay off those peyote mushrooms dude. You "have a stake" in someone else's website? Does that statement mean you have imposed yourself as some sort of advisor who expects to CONTROL Nairaland's true owner? Or does "having a stake" mean you own stock and shares in the Nairaland Corporation, and thus you expect to receive share dividends as a result of your declaration ? Do you realize how utterly insane that grandiose proclamation sounds ?

Finally, what in the phuck do you mean with that asinine threat to "burn this bytch down", if you don't have your way ? With all due respect, sir, your words suggest that you are suffering from a major nervous breakdown, possibly brought on by the stress of your unfulfilled ambitions to grab and control someone else's website. May I suggest that you turn off you computer and step outside to get some air before you really start losing it.

Everyone who clicks on this website has a stake in it because without us, there would be no NL. And when I said "we'll burn this bytch down", I was inferring that we can shut it down - I'm sure you're aware of hacking and ping of death a la denial of service.

With all due respect sir, NL is the only platform where Nigerian youths meet for now, and we all want the best for it. Mr. Seun needs to stop playing and experimenting with the website - if he needs to do any experimentation, he can download a mini-webserver on the PC, and try his experiments there.

Cheers!

freecocoa: You no get talk abeg.

E dey pain you? Pesin go die for insecure obonte for NL

Abeg face front

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4yseHzHoxI

I like them girls
I like them girls
I like them girls
I like them girls

[Verse: I]
I get a call from my crew this weekend
Talkin' bout a party say it's gone be crackin'
Since I'm pushin'
I tell them push the new Benz
'Cause when it's over it's straight parkin' lot pimpin'
Once I find my keys to the ride
Hit the spot around 11:45
'Cause everybody knows that's when it gets hot
Tonight I'm gonna find a little shorty gor a player to cop

[Hook:]
I need a hot girl for me (girl for me)
Sexy little mommy (mommy)
Knows how to turn me on
Freak me from the night til the early morn
A girl that knows just what she wants (what she wants)
When she sees a baby girl (front no)
Hair fly nails done
Look like she got one
That's the kind I like

[Chorus:]
I like dem girls between the sheets
I like dem girls iced up like me
I like dem girls in the fly Gucci
Rollin deep in the "6" Cartier on the Wrist
I like em'thick
Small waist with the big 'ol hips
I like dem girls in the Bentley
That's the kind of girl I need

[Verse:II]
Out the corner of my eye spot a shorty
Ice so bright baby lightin'up the party
She got the Prada fittin' right on her body
36-24 how could I let it pass me
I approached her with the game on tight (game on tight)
This the type of flavor I like (flavor I like)
She said what's up with later tonight (later tonight)
I'm gonna do whatever feels right
To you

[Hook:]
I need a hot girl for me
Sexy little mommy
Knows how to turn me on
Freak me from the night to the early morn
When she see a baby girl (front no)
Hair fly nails done
Look like she got one
That's the kind I like

[Chorus: 2x]
I like dem girls between the sheets
I like dem girls iced up like me
I like dem girls in the fly Gucci
Rollin' deep in the "6" Cartier on the wrist
I like em thick
Small waist with the big 'ol hips
I like dem girls in the Bentley
That's the kind of girl I like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-A74VAvpc

freecocoa: in order words naija girls still dey ahead of them abi?

They belong in the same place - it's a draw between 'em two.

I keep in touch with my ex(s) incase they start looking attractive to me again You know once you've entered the 'bottomless pit' - you will always have the keys to it till the end of time. I like 'em girls!!

Tyrese - 'I like 'em girls'

freecocoa: Why is there no Liberia on your list?

Liberian girls didn't make the cut because they look too manly.Cheers!

razznaija: https://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu73ph1Mr1r25a64o5_250.gif

Ugly biaatch!

Why are ugly people in denial?

[quote author=free_soul]bittyend = shymmex

reason: both are too afraid to live without igbos[/quote]

I didn't know I had a twin brother, my mum is wicked!

manny4life: @OP,

It's very unfortunate that you really had to stoop so low in mentality, but anyway, ride on...Join the band wagon.

Are you Igbo, nwanne?

190: ^Your mama nko?

My mum and sisters and exception - one of the very few beautiful girls out of Nigeria.

I don't know if you guys noticed this but I LOL every time Seun messes up the 'front end' of the NL's web application, and hide behind the mantra of trying out new colour scheme or adding more features. NL is a basic website! Being from Web Development and Computer Science background myself - I can say Seun is kind of clueless or supbar when it comes to Web Development. NL doesn't conform to at least 20 out of the 50 basic rules of building a website. The guy needs to employ real web developers, and stop messing up nairaland with his amateurish experiments.

Seun may own NL, but most of us who visit this great platform from time to time also have a stake in it. NL is a medium where we the great sons and daughters of Nigeria meet to iron out our differences based on our mentality. We may fight amongst one another, but we'll burn this bytch down if any outsider or Seun continue to mess with us.

Oga Seun, please stop messing with our eyes and brain cells with your experiments.

Nigerian girls, I'm sorry to burst your bubble - you're one of the ugliest in the world, and arguably the ugliest in Africa. Most of you may claim you're smart and classy; the 'smartness' bit can be debated but being classy and Nigerian girls shouldn't be in the same sentence. Jah knows I've met some dumb and clueless Nigerian girls in my life time. I can give you girls the accolades of being smart enough to thief guys' money, tho.

List of most beautiful girls in Africa by country:

- Ethiopia.
- Tanzania.
- Eritrea
- Morocco.
- Mozambique.
- Angola.
- Seychelles.
- Mauritius.
- Cape Verde
- Kenya.
- Uganda.
- Tunisia
- Gambia.
- Egypt.
- Ivory Coast.
- Comoros.
- South Africa
- Zimbabwe.
- Botswana.
- Swaziland.
- Ghana.
- Sierra Leone.
- [size=14pt]Nigeria[/size]

Don't hate the player, hate the game - I'm just being a realist, girls.

BlackPikiN: ^^^^You are Alh Harem. No doubt.

Na by force to talk about Igbo.


How many names you wan create?

You're a joker!!

[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]At this point I want to say there's no point engaging you in this convo because all I hear is blame the victim, blame the victim. Nzeogwu did coup so its Igbo that did coup, we cant blame the FG for not saving the lives of the people, blame Ojukwu because he refused to play dead, blame Azikiwe because he was not killed too, Govt must not be blamed, etc. Frankly, I have no problem with this pattern of shifting blame to the victim rather than govt of the day provided we dont jump ship and start blaming GEJ or any future govt for irresponsibilty. I guess we should also blame those people killed in Boko Haram bombing because its their fault. Govt is always right, its the average man's fault - signed and sealed - if Isoko man or Berom man steals in ijesha market then we're free to roast 100 of their kinsmen in Ojuelegba because they should have known someone stole in Ijesha.

Also on the bolded, pls do you mind telling me how Yoruba leaders are better than Igbo leaders?

Anyway, thansk for keeping the convo civil. time to go.[/quote]It seems my post went over your head. All I was trying to say is that Ndigbos needs to look inward, and stop blaming everyone except themselves for their woes. You don't see Yorubas blaming Igbos for everything wrong with them, we always look inwards. I think that's one virtue Ndigbos need to emulate from us.

The bottom line is that; Nigeria is here to say, and no one can do anything about it.

Y'all can see I'm an Igbo hater but Nzeogwu will always be one of the few Nigerians I rate highly. He was a marxist, and a patriotic Nigerian. Ifeajuna used him and Ademoyega for Azikwe's selfish motives.

Every time I remember Ndigbo gave us people like: Nzeogwu, Emeka Ike, Emeagwali, Chief Osita Osadebe, Oliver De Coque, Ezinwa brothers, Okocha, Kanu, Chidi Nwano etc. I know Nigeria will never disintegrate.

obasijoy: @bittyend please don't you insult nigeria girls b/c there are millions of pretty nigeria girls that are better than your sisters! That's if you have one!

Why do guys like you equate being a realist with insult? Ugly is ugly!

[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]Nwanne, are you kidding me? Ok, so who's dominating who now....? If we're to buy what you sold us then why didnt Nigeria troops end the war after Eastern "minorities" were "liberated." Yes, part of Ijaw didnt want to be Biafra but what about Efik, Ibibio, etc Did they cry to you for liberation? Why didnt you take Ijaw and leave the rest of Biafra alone? I see. Ok lets just say all of Eastern "minorities" wanted liberation, did Igbo heartland cry for your liberation?

I can understand that you want Nigeria to be one which is fine and dandy but dont think for one second I'll fall for this watery logic of implying that my people called for the same people that murdered 30 to 50 thousand of my kinsmen in a space of 3 months for liberation - thats insane! One nigeria was on the blood of innocent people that did nothing wrong in 1966 but was killed in the worst way possible with irresponsible FG doing nothing to stop it. Yet the same FG had to wake up from slumber to launch a war against a people that ran to their ancestral land! and you're here telling me you're proud of them. Have you ever lifted your voice for one day to say to Nigerian Govt that what they did in 1966 was unjust to those innocent people that thought they had a govt? Do you know how it feels for a family to lose more than half of their members to those drunks with guns up north only to be chased and hunted down like a grass-cutter by the same drunks with Soviet and British weapons in their own backyard?

Isnt it an irony today that we're expecting FG to protect us from Boko Haram when we explicitly taught them how to abdicate their duty post? Didnt we tell them is ok to turn a blind eye when some people are being wasted? Today, we are reaping the fruit of our labour because we failed to rise up and condem the unjust and wicked. I'm not sure we have learnt anything yet, I guess we will finally when we reach 100 yr mark - by them Berom and the like will be no more. I guarantee you no body will say something provided they're not Berom. Life is a Karma and one's perception of right and wrong is akin to elliptical or circular isocline. Beware what you term as justice because you might be recieving same due to your own fault of placing a foot on an isocline thats rigged with injustice.

If you honestly think Nigerian Govt liberated me in 1970 then I would hope and wish that you pray for such liberation in your time of difficulty, However, as a human with some love still left in him my advice to you is not to pray for such.[/quote]Nwanne, without the 1966 Ifeajuna coup (Nzeogwu was used by Ifeajuna) - there would never been a counter-coup, and the pogroms would never have happened. Blame greedy Nnamdi Azikwe and his cousin Ifeajuna for whatever happened in 1966, before the war. The 'pogroms' was one the darkest moments in our history, and i feel sorry for all those who lost their lives - but Igbo civilians should never have taunted other people.

Whatever happened during the civil war falls on the shoulders of Ojukwu. He used the wrong tactical approach to execute the war - and the brave Nigerian army had to use everything they had to subdue him and his ragtag Biafran army. In war, you use ALL MEANS NECESSARY to defeat your enemy, if it refuses to surrender. You guys can't declare Biafra in the East, and start taking other people's homelands in Midwest and West. Ojukwu is to blame for your biafra war woes, and Ndigbos need to look at the man in mirror - and reflect on the cause of their woes in Nigeria.

Igbo leaders have failed Ndigbo, and you guys need to look inwards - and stop blaming the rest of Nigeria - most especially the Yorubas.

[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]You fought and won, Halleluya! So, how's life treating ya? You see my brother, some people know how to win both in battle and in real life while some know how to win in the trenches but lose in life. Also there are some who know how to lose the battle but win in day to day activities, to that end I ask you - which group do you or your people belong to? win in battle lose in life? In 1945 Japan and Germany lost while Russia, USA, and UK won - Today, does it look like Russia won? Does it look like Germany lost?

Poverty and illiteracy stats in Nigeria have shown who lost and won. You need to stop this madness of always telling us you won, but if thats your stock-in-trade then act like you really won - move this freeeaking country to greater heights "winner!" Cant you see we're sick of this perpetual victory song. If your job is to remind me of my loss then the future is sure to guarantee part 2 of that maccabre dance.

With Boko Haram, Tiv vs Fulani, 10 million Almajiris, eye popping illiteracy, Berom vs fulani flesh eating, Fulani refugee situation, and acute poverty in the north, it doesnt look like you won. If you think and search deep, you would realize you were better off with a loss.

Dont think I'm laughing at you, its none of that. If you must know, I dont enjoy another man's missery but I feel its time to get you to jump off that 1970 victory high horse because its brought you nothing but disaster year after year. Look at what is happening up north and then tell me the meaning of victory. In 1970 you won with SW, MB, and SS as your friends and the presidency = yours till eternity. 42 years after the end of hostilities do you still have those things? Think long and hard next time before before you mention the word "win or victory."

Believe it or not Britain won in 1970, what you did was to celebrate the victory of her majesty queen "Eliza." 42 years after your celebration its Ijaw man turn to celebrate after which it might to go your much hated Igbo man that lost to Queen "Eliza" or MB man thats running faster than the speed of light to detach from Core north. My brother, this message is a reality check for you and I do hope you dont feel insulted or offended because of it.[/quote]Smh at the bolded part of your post. The war was won by the rest of Nigeria - and we fought to keep the country together as one, save the ethnic minorities in the East from Igbo domination. I'm proud of the Nigerian soldiers who lost their lives in keeping this union, they're our HEROES AND HEROINES!

ak47mann: A lot of this monkeys are suffering from IGBOPHOBIA got no time for these half baked baboons

What heck is IGBOPHOBIA? Or more like IGBO DELUSIONS!! Do you guys mix crack cocaine with your oha soup or something?

[quote author=Afro_Blue]@ bittyend, interesting viewpoint, you're holding back the naysayers well, handling all the insults with class, and holding back all their fire and brimstone with gusto.

I doubt that imperialist/colonial forces use NL to shape policy because by the look of things they already own the cabal in Abuja lock, stock, and barrel. Three months from the nation wide fuel strike and not one refinery is repaired and up and running. The looters continue stash the country's wealth offshore and party it up in Dubai while the masses continue to suffer and point fingers at each other. 19th century divide and conquer techniques are in full effect. I can't believe what I'm reading about different groups fighting and arguing over derivative scraps and oil companies selling back natural resources to the host land.

CIA and MI6 are small yams in the scope of global power. I will add a few links to support this theory if NL moderators and management have the stones or ovaries to place your topic on the front page.

Keep up the good fight.[/quote]I'm happy Nigerians like you still exist, it seems the future is bright for our beloved country.

Onlytruth: For starters, please folks drop the idea that the OP is "smart". The OP is arguably one of the most stooopid and paranoid/cowardly posters on this forum. He has an obsession with Igbo, and actually believes that he cannot survive without the Igbo nation. Call it inferiority complex, call it whatever you want.

@First bolded: GBAM!

@Second bolded: GBAM GBAM!!

@Third bolded: huhh, did you mean TOO DUMB?

@Fourth bolded: GBAM GBAM GBAM !!!

You can may moan, and huff and puff as you want - I don't care about Igbo nation - all I care about is my Nigeria. FYI, Igbos need Nigeria more than other tribes because of your population in correlation with your landlocked land mass. Yoruba nation is self sufficient and we're NOT landlocked. You need to grow out of your insecurities ONLYLIES - and get with the real world.