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Nairaland / General / Re: I Am Over 30 Years Old But I Want To Blow Banger On New Year. Is That Foolish? by Bj5all(m): 10:50am On Dec 31, 2018
If at over 30 years old and you still seek public opinion on how to enjoy your life then you are a kid in a grown body.

I recently packed to my newly built house, went to the market with my better half, bought lots of banger to celebrate the Xmas eve.

You don't need people opinion to enjoy your life as far as the enjoyment doesn't haunt others.

I'm also 30 too
Religion / Re: If You.Are To Spend One Day With One Bible Character, Who Would It Be? by Bj5all(m): 10:47am On Nov 25, 2018
My man will be Paul, I need to share from his depth knowledge of Christ.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing Female Panties In Imo (Photo) by Bj5all(m): 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2018
This issue of yahoo boys buying female pants is getting out of hand.

This is soo scaring and crazy. Somebody will be in her house, one useless boy will just steal her pant and use it for ritual, then she will be running helter-skelter seeking for solutions for the problem she knows nothing about.

May God deliver and protect all our girls from this evil creatures
Romance / Re: When Did You Join Nairaland. Share Your Experiences by Bj5all(m): 8:06pm On Nov 07, 2018
Registered May, 2012 while i was preparing for my NYSC. I needed some information on what i will need to go with to orientation camp and i stumbled on NAIRALAND.COM.

THE journey so far has been awesome. Just can't believe i have spent 6 years as a member of this forum.

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Phones / Re: Can Someone Recommend Me Phone With This Spec @ 40k by Bj5all(m): 5:41pm On Oct 01, 2018
Ask Google
Politics / Re: Has NLC Called Off The Warning Strike? by Bj5all(m): 9:03pm On Sep 30, 2018
This is what i saw

Politics / Has NLC Called Off The Warning Strike? by Bj5all(m): 9:00pm On Sep 30, 2018
Good evening Nlanders, i saw the attached file and just wanted to confirm if the Strike has truly been called off?
Phones / Install Custom Rom On Samsung Galaxy J7 Pro by Bj5all(m): 11:56am On Sep 16, 2018
Good afternoon Nlanders, pls if you stay in Port Harcourt and can install custom Rom in Samsung Galaxy J7 pro using TWRP RECOVERY kindly contact me.

i need the service. i will pay for it.

Thank you
Crime / Re: Lady Stripped And Beaten For Stealing Phone (Pics, Video) by Bj5all(m): 10:42am On Aug 01, 2018
These so called social media celebrities are crazy.

You see a video of assault and you make it go viral.

Who does more harm? Is it the stupid people that did the evil or you that made their evil go viral, destroying the little dignity left with the assaulted.

Stupid people
Romance / Re: Is A Salary Of 100k/month Enough To Have A Fully Dependent Girlfriend?? by Bj5all(m): 8:39pm On Jul 17, 2018
You just started working and all you could think of adding a liability to your life.

Bro, growing up in Nigeria is not a joke except your parent has empire for you to inherit.
Bro, you have a lot of reasonable things you can with money.

Please get a working class or a business lady that is serious and stop thinking of ways to waste your money.

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Soot In Pictures: Photos Of Bunkery Boat Destroyed This Morning.. by Bj5all(m): 9:00pm On Apr 26, 2018
Video and pictures of the fire incident.

Navy has no hand in it, they won't be too stupid to burn bunkery vessels and other private vessels own by a company in a public place.

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Soot In Pictures: Photos Of Bunkery Boat Destroyed This Morning.. by Bj5all(m): 8:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
@OP,

WHY not get your source right before posting it online to avoid misleading people.

One of the vessels caught fire as a result of welding activity and spread to other boats and ship.

Navy has nothing to do with it. The fire started in the morning and still burning till now though almost quenched.


Fire fighters have been there to put off the fire.

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Phones / Re: Ntel Network Thread by Bj5all(m): 1:33pm On Apr 22, 2018
I have been rocking the line in Port Harcourt for about a year now, wow. The speed is wow and i have currently dump my glo line for ntel. No regret.
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking And Frank Edwards After Church Service At Christ Embassy (Photo) by Bj5all(m): 6:06am On Apr 09, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


One 042 brother ji egwu uka eri oru.
Those who know know.

If Frank was truly born-again and spirit-filled as he fools us, he will stand nowhere near a worthless sinner like Patrick let alone take a photograph with him.

That is how bad your pastors have brainwashed you that you should not even stand with sinners whereas Christ the Messiah do not only stand with sinners but he ate with them, make them his disciples.

Christ is not yet formed in you. You have to read your Bible yourself and stop believing everything your pastors are telling you
Romance / Re: "My Fiance Fixed Our Wedding, But Secretly Married Another" - Lady (Photos) by Bj5all(m): 1:57pm On Mar 02, 2018
Personally life has thought me not to pass a judgement until i hear from both the accuser and the accused.

I have seen a situation where a woman was called to tell her side of the problem, when she finished narrating her story, if you have a stone you will Stone the man to death because everybody sees the man as evil, she didn't point out where she has ever wronged the man, she was a Saint until the man tells his own side of the story. People became confused.

So when i hear a story, no matter how touching it is, i can't pass judgment until a fair hearing is given to the accused.

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Celebrities / Re: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by Bj5all(m): 7:25pm On Feb 03, 2018
addikt:
Lol, I thought I'm the only one oooo...and I'll be 28 next month. ... . Well, it's not a disease , not even a string of beards !

Bro you are not alone, it runs in my maternal family. Me too, i no get ooo

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Car Talk / Re: Man Matches His Rolls Royce To His Turban & Dressing In London (Photos) by Bj5all(m): 11:09am On Jan 25, 2018
iamJ:
if he is not richer than jeff bezos, i dont care, all these poor people and attention seeking, ur mates are making more money ure seeking more attention, see him head like chicken anus


And you don't even have a bicycle or a plot of land, you are here hating on somebody that has Roll Royces.

Your condition needs TB Joshua
Car Talk / Re: Man Matches His Rolls Royce To His Turban & Dressing In London (Photos) by Bj5all(m): 11:09am On Jan 25, 2018
[quote author=iamJ post=64446711]if he is not richer than jeff bezos, i dont care, all these poor people and attention seeking, ur mates are making more money ure seeking more attention, see him head like chicken anus [/quote

And you don't even have a bicycle or a plot of land, you are here hating on somebody that has Roll Royces.

Your condition needs TB Joshua
Romance / Re: Man Who Duped His Fiancée Arrested And Placed In A Police Cell by Bj5all(m): 8:22pm On Jan 12, 2018
Liliyann:
undecided

Most ladies in love don't think with their brain

I can only borrow someone money that I know if they don't pay it won't bother me.

Pack well jor, talk is cheap.
If you are in her shoes, you might even do worse

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by Bj5all(m): 11:41pm On Jan 10, 2018
Medically it's called sexual performance anxiety, when it happened to me a couple of years ago i thought the world has ended. Got help from Google search and i just realized that i was just putting myself under pressure to please my babe and a day came that uncle D fell down flat because of too much exhaustion, that was how it all started.

The next day, when i wanted to make use of Uncle D, the thought of previous failure flash to my head and Uncle D collapse immediately and i thought it was all over. The anxiety grown until i realized it was normal and i was just putting too much pressure on myself to perform.

It will take you some time to overcome your anxiety but you are perfectly normal.

Sex involves your emotions and psychology, the problem is both has been screwed up and will need time to reset back to normal.

Please avoid taking drugs so that you don't become drug dependent, you will be fine and you will enjoy sex again

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by Bj5all(m): 11:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
BlackDeutsche:
Don't mind all these emergency experts.

Contrary to what everyone here is saying, this is likely perfectly normal. I was in very similar predicament few months back, but I'm totally on-point now.

Do you never ever have erections? Or they're usually just not hard enough? Or only during intercourse your tool seem to fail.

1. If your erections aren't hard enough, it means you self-gratify a lot. Don't masturbate for about 2 weeks, and your tool should reset to its peak performance. By your 7th day, it will be getting hard to anything in a skirt.
No need to stop masturbation permanently. That is inconsequential as it is impractical.

2. Another big problem might be in your head.
I am guessing after your first disappointment, when its time for sex you get nervous and start thinking about it. As a consequence you aren't in the moment and you lose the sensitivity, which prevents you from having an erection.
You look at your dick and think "OMG! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!", this then starts you on a downward spiral of nervousness.
Its probably hard to overcome the psychology, but my advice is to abstain from ejaculation at least 10 days prior to your next sex, so you can be at your peak sensitivity. Also you can try to go get a drink immediately before sex. Drink a bit (not excess), enough to distract your mind and reaffirm your confidence.
Please don't get drunk or it will dissapoint you even more. A bottle of origin or a can of bullet is enough of you're not a light head.

3. Be cautious of your masturbation practices. Do you masturbate with a flaccid dick? Abstain from that. When you masturbate make sure you have a full hard-on. If you stroke your dick when you jack off, emulating the movement of the vagina on it, even better.

4. Make sure you're not stressed before sex, or your dick will take its rest.


Unless you never ever have anerection, you're perfectly fine. Its just a problem of psychology and habit. Take the above precautions, eat healthy, excercise your body, abstain from smoking, excess drinking and anything that affects your heart, and you'll be fine.

If you never ever get an erection (which i doubt is the case) you should forget this nairalanders and seek professional medical help.

Feel free to PM, will be glad to help.

This is the only reasonable comment i have read that relates to the solution of the problem. Medically it's called sexual performance anxiety, when it happened to me a couple of years ago i thought the world has ended. Got help from Google search and i just realized that i was just putting myself under pressure to please my babe and a day came that uncle D fell down flat because of too much exhaustion, that was how it all started.

The next day, when i wanted to make use of Uncle D, the thought of previous failure flash to my head and Uncle D collapse immediately and i thought it was all over. The anxiety grown until i realized it was normal and i was just putting too much pressure on myself to perform.

It will take you some time to overcome your anxiety but you are perfectly normal.

Sex involves your emotions and psychology, the problem is both has been screwed up and will need time to reset back to normal.

Please avoid taking drugs so that you don't become drug dependent, you will be fine and you will enjoy sex again

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Phones / Re: What Is Your DATA USAGE For DECEMBER ? by Bj5all(m): 2:07pm On Dec 31, 2017
Check mine

Phones / Re: Glo - The Most Useless Network In Nigeria by Bj5all(m): 8:49pm On Dec 18, 2017
venoc200:
kindly share your glo data with me pls

NO thank you
Phones / Re: Glo - The Most Useless Network In Nigeria by Bj5all(m): 4:44pm On Nov 29, 2017
stevengerrard:
My phone touch screen just got broken while trying to climb a geepee tank looking for network reception...

They warned me here on nairaland... But no, I did not listen.. Now look what I've done to myself angry angry angry
Glo!!! Amadioha strike you all

I have always enjoyed my glo network, mtn robbed me of my hard earned money because their subscription is too expensive and drains like water.

Have about 22gb left in my glo line
Music/Radio / Re: One Corner Dance: New Dance Version (Video) by Bj5all(m): 2:11pm On Nov 07, 2017
Abeg this new version too hard, you get time for all this practices.

Just hold pole and thrust your waist, no time for break dance upon crazy music.

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Family / Re: Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 7:11am On Oct 13, 2017
dingbang:
yea yeah ... Its obvious...

So it must be office romance to celebrate a colleague?
Family / Re: Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 10:13pm On Oct 12, 2017
Sexy20:
Hbd

But na only you waka come? 'Item 7' nko?

Item 7 is still on it's way lol
Family / Re: Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 10:12pm On Oct 12, 2017
Ladies and photos, the picture taking continues

Family / Re: Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 10:09pm On Oct 12, 2017
I and the celebrant

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Family / Re: Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 10:07pm On Oct 12, 2017
In the office with cake

Family / Birthday Pictures Of My Beautiful Colleagues. by Bj5all(m): 10:05pm On Oct 12, 2017
Today she is +1 and she looks so pretty and beautiful in these pictures.

Join me to celebrate her, highly industrious and respectful.

#beautywithbrain

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