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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:11pm On May 07, 2023
pope191:
Glo network grin everybody must don go bed before you see service grin
Thunder fire you. Come abeg pearl come help drag this guy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:10pm On May 07, 2023
BAZ001:
Na jeje i just dey pass and peeping on wetin dey happen for here. Na so I see FASASI1 dey drag Felicity like I pass my neighbor generator. Ah Ah wetin fit cause this dragging like this ?
Gbam Themoderator drop picture of the benz with horn bandaged on radiator grin before i know it bottles don dey fly up and down.
Them mention Tojahh name say he wan sell lemon car but Felicity hijacked the client and sell Bad lemon car to the client .
Them say pearl1910 drive round Lagos, Akute agbado, ajah , Abeokuta looking for good lemon car and finally bought civic for client but next day the civic no gree start grin
Everybody just dey put mouth dey wash dirty linen for public.
E remain small bottle for touch izzou cos izzou begin talk down on agents not knowing say na car dealers/agent full here. Men no dey move Lagos again.

Before you know it , Everywhere just scatter grin


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stpnc.gif
Bazoo you not fit change I swear. Make I add oga Dru to this discussion
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:42am On May 07, 2023
Felicity001:
I think I want to agree with you on your perception but who do you blame?

Our parents for poor rich/poor?
The society?
The country
The government?
Or Godhuh Who do you blame?

As a man and as a Nigerian... We are so subjected to so many hardship. Survival instinct... We have to feed
We have to pay bills
We have to look after age parents, siblings, wife and kids for those who have.

The society/country have gone so bad that eve. A 100k can't sustain a family of 4 for one month even if they life in a 2 room apartment.

After all my good will to people both in this trend and elsewhere, in the end they promised and not filful, some tell you thank and gid bless you... some after you even help them with advise, tactics on how to raise money, still source for cars for them to buy, give them contacts to go for inspection while you're busy doing your Uber rat and cat race they buy but never come to appreciate you for your little effort, look at obinaral he's one of them... I'm calling him out simply because he knew he's guilty yet he took the first stone by calling his fada a scammer... But he forgot so soon how I nurtured him, gave him advice and encourage him.

some are fantastic guys trust me... Guys like Readadream, the likes of OfficialDJ, Blacknishop, Pearl, Tojah, Izzou, many of them I can't even remember their monikers... Readadream only meet me once and he sent a million + without being there to buy the car he's currently using, his car was even in bad shape than the one bought for this ungrateful fasasi1 because it was part of my first experience so I knew little then... OfficialDJ, i will walk pass that guy on the street because till this very moment I still haven't meet him... I still went to ladipo last month for a complet engine and gear for one of his CLS500... Google that car no be small pikin dey drive that kind car.

There is a guy here up till now I do not know his moniker but we talk on WhatsApp till date... In fact no need na long story.

I made it clear here even b4 that 1diot fasasi1 contacted me out of the blues that my services are no more free. And that was the first thing I told him. 50k or nothing.

Inspect with your mechanic and if the price is okay with you pay and go face what ever come after simple!

Be a man and face your trouble instead of cryinyover a spilled milk
Guy man as dem owe you money naso you Dey owe me money Oya send my money before I cast you now now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:19am On May 07, 2023
Pearl1910:
A picture of the car will say alot.
Also, We weren't there, so we can only conclude from the partial gist released here. Maybe Felicity didn't want to give the mechanic his cut that's why punches came out. My take on this matter is clear, both parties have fault.
I never for once want to quote you bcuz you be JANUS - Meaning double faced devil. But your opinion about thing and act like you are way above some stuff u do really baffles me. But ITK oga remove emotions and stand at a point of both parties and judge. Obinora case I was more than happy how far you gone. I will gladly recommend a newbie to you anytime but Dey judge matter without resent or preferences.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:10am On May 07, 2023
obinoral1179:
I won't respond to you in the manner you think I will.... It's someone that doesn't have a father or have proper home bringing that will decend so low in abusing someone fathe, that aside.

The issues I have with you lot is that, many people consider this place an online family, especially from known moniker but most monikers that post on the group are mainly for business which many newbie are not aware of, many will seek you people for advice and guidance and you won't explain to them that you are not doing a charity work but business after all and all you will be asking for money for agent and this.....


To my Civic that I bought, thank God since last year till date my phone was not stolen by a passenger and I can screenshot the date I messaged you and talked about you with car you didn't mention any finders fee or agent fee to me,you portray yourself as someone helping a brother not knowing you are looking out for your own pocket just like you did to the other guy..... NB I'm not saying you should not hustle but common when I approach you guys my money is 50k to get you a decent car that you will not spend much due to your budget I will go back and sleep and leave you to work, that is where pearl1910 made a mistake because he didn't tell me thinking I'm aware even meself was pitying him as he was driving me around to look for a car from surulere to abule egba to akute before we finally a settle for one but I can SAY categorically THAT With half of what Fasasi wrote down there and with your response you can't lace the shoe of pearl1910 in terms of integrity and you can't even come close to me in terms of integrity and openness...... So if I have bought car from you that is how you would have treated me and still go back and inflate the price of the car from my back and you will still come back to ask for Finder fee or agent fee....

Literally you scam the guy and you couldn't even stand with him till he gets the car up and doing..... Pearl1910 stood with me in all aspects and we are good today even the 30k I paid him for the finder fee is not enough for all the things we have done together that is where humanity come first because not everything is money but if you think everything is money say it immediately someone approach you and work for the money..... Not Seeing an opportunity to fleece someone that is novice and you take advantage saying it's business, Business kill you there.....


Lastly no b only you dey business worth millions infact of they ask you to tender your account statement it will change to some people here....


I know you will reply the best way you can reply...


I will advise you apologize to the guy you scam and always be plain to anyone that comes to you for advise or work....
Guy you don nack am nail on the head. I wonder where humanity comes first with them. Pope wey my Togo rice before I open your yansh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
[quote author=FASASI1 post=122931268][/quote]No mind hoodlum I no Dey read him epistle again cuz the error wey dey hoodlum epistle will make you miss road. Oya make una rest abeg
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:30pm On May 06, 2023
FASASI1:
As a business man, is refunding suppose to be an issue ?? Am I supposed to even get stressed before getting refund huh You said you refunded without hesitation 😂 guy easy, it was because I was not trying to back down and you saw, why was I the one that paid for your stupidity at the pos terminal ?? Which couldn't you say since it's was your fault you couldn't transfer we should spilt the charges ?? 😂 You didn't dispute the 100k mobile limit again.



I am not countering your lies bro, all I did was to exposed the piled up lie.


Mr you are an epitome of lies.
Pls repeat that again
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:30am On May 06, 2023
pope191:
Bishop and Obinoral1179 shey una 2 don see una life for public? I go deh beg una gala and apple biggie grin Especially Obinoral, u go deh follow me deh drag break oil. No wahala, una matter deh pending.



On the matter on ground... I feel we should all be adults and mature folks here. Entertainment can be fun and therapy for boredom, but all these dirty stuffs can be trash offline. Who is right or wrong at points like this does not really matter as different monikers will always have different view.

I understand Fasasi1 pain. You were ignorant at some point and wish Felicity could guide you honestly, but he is out for business. I said honestly in sense of relative. I always tell people in business it is not all money you will bag. Your brand matter, because that what people see and not the excuses. If I am a tailor and it will take 3 yards to perfect your clothe, if you give me 2 yards? Nah, I won't put my prints or brand on such.

Both of you can man up, meet and find restitution where it matter. No point of one person acting smart over the other. Fasasi1 you sold the car at 730 to another person to carry on with the problem and felt is not your fault. Someone trade with you using fake money. You were bittter about it and wish the person all manner of evil. They ask you where's the money? You said you've spent it. What's the difference between you and the person in question? Let's big up bosses
Poor no Dey form mature here before I open our businesses in fact make I loud am…….. no worry at our next beer parlor discussion table we go sort am out.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:12am On May 06, 2023
FASASI1:
It's really funny how people think life is about making money while ruining your name, people don't even think about what the future holds.


He told his mechanic to be charging me double even after selling the crap to me
I wish Nairaland get voice note make I drop EPIC…. Lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:10am On May 06, 2023
BAZ001:
If no be wickedness why TheModerator go post dis particular picture?
Could it be Blackbishop that connected this horn or wetin be dis wey dem hang for here grin

The kazeem wey do dis no try at all grin
The guy no fit afford my service maybe we should ask gazzuz or mama rad…. LOL
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:09am On May 06, 2023
TheModerator:
So Felicity001, na this your almighty Benz wey you dey use hustle for Uber, you carry sell give FASISI1 grin Bro, no wonder he has been calling you a liar. grin grin
Was FASISI1 right when he said you were fabricating stories of encounters with riders lately? Because that dude know say you sold your car. It looks like he can't use the car you sold to him. Him too dey find mugu he wan sell am give. grin But what really happened?
Omo felicity has done it again. Feli on da beats…. I know dru23 will rolling with laughter now. And the hyenas are out to mock and laugh. This is a good laugh this night with fela playing on the background here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Blackbishop(m): 1:05am On May 06, 2023
Lamasta:
This is too much to bear we will appeal the result
Lol
Car TalkRe: Toyota Camry Is Showing ABS And BRAKE On The Dashboard At The Same Time by Blackbishop(m): 1:02am On May 06, 2023
Ombudsman1:
BANK 1 SENSOR 2
Ok
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:00am On May 06, 2023
BAZ001:
If no be wickedness why TheModerator go post dis particular picture?
Could it be Blackbishop that connected this horn or wetin be dis wey dem hang for here grin

The kazeem wey do dis no try at all grin
Baz001 the moment I thought the hustle there don keep you off na him you Dey come here they cuz wahala. Guy I don tire for your matter.
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 7:28am On Apr 27, 2023
Cranking, Not Starting - KIA Sorento 2006

History
The owner was driving out of his street when he heard a bang from the engine bay, and the car went off upon close examination it was the Harmonic balancer crankshaft pulley that has broken.

Diagnosis
Replacing the harmonic balance crankshaft pulley and the crankshaft gear plus the crankshaft position sensor.

PoliticsRe: Welcome To Ilesha, Osun State by Blackbishop(m): 10:07am On Apr 20, 2023
SmallDick99:
I don't know why most south west towns always looks like ancient 16 century forgotten kingdoms.

Why is this so? Just curious genuinely cheesy
The same reason most European cities still maintain the 16th century structures and still looks old with modern touches.

I wonder what your war torn eastern cities hood will point to as an old structure. Most of you just decided to be blinded intelligent wise and act like an illiterate at any slight opportunity to type your namby-Pamby mind. Learn to appreciate those details of our culture and zip it.

The foreign land you Dey compare with did they tell you their government build houses for then centuries ago?
FamilyRe: Marriage Has Failed Me! by Blackbishop(m): 5:14pm On Apr 11, 2023
falcon01:
It's better to be single and happy than married and unhappy
And here goes the talking drum without thinking
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op):
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 11:04am On Apr 07, 2023
I had a Toyota sienna with misfiring and hard starting issue.

After the comprehensive diagnosis it was discovered the timing was off mark due the the timing belt adjuster not functioning. Also the Throttle body was stuck and it replaced also.

Symptoms
Misfiring
Difficult to move/accelerate at start up
Consuming fuel
Triggers check engine light

Likely Solutions
Replacing everything concerning the fuel delivery system - Noozle, fuel filter, fuel pump
Replacing the coil on plugs and the plugs
Cross checking all the sensor related to fuel delivery system - MAF sensor



With the above procedures the car was perfect again.

RomanceRe: Who Still Have A Friend They Have Known For 8yrs+ ? by Blackbishop(m): 1:29pm On Apr 04, 2023
Know mine for 34years and still counting
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 5:11pm On Apr 01, 2023
ridesharebro:
I totally agree 100%
Second that
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Recounts How Gunshots Were Fired At His Campaign Train In Epe, Lagos by Blackbishop(m): 11:18pm On Mar 12, 2023
Esoresor:
This man is inexperienced , Lagos is not for the inexperienced. My observation, he should thread carefully as well. Don’t quote me to say nonsense, I’m entitled to my opinions.
This is the part I really need to send you off to mental check facility. The same inexperience set of people governing countries you sell your father properties to travel to, how old do you think someone needs to attain to be old enough to govern? Bros your black mentality was the focal point of our current predicament.

Your president that is old and experienced what has he done for you? Bro use your head and be prepare to accept changes even when you don’t know the end result but trust the process. With him we are getting there.
Car TalkRe: Please Help, Honda Accord EOD Acceleration Problem.i Need Solution by Blackbishop(m): 11:54am On Mar 11, 2023
Most Honda gear issues are quite simple to fix until kazeem fumble the whole thing up.
Car TalkRe: I Need A Car Before Easter And I’m Quite Confused by Blackbishop(m): 11:47am On Mar 11, 2023
Let’s start with your budget and location or you can private chat me
RomanceRe: Currently, This Is The Most Annoying Thing On Nairaland by Blackbishop(m): 6:43pm On Mar 07, 2023
How do you upload video on Nairaland
Car TalkRe: Toyota Gurus, Why Is The Toyota Gears Failing? by Blackbishop(m): 12:55pm On Mar 07, 2023
nurey:
Buy manual instead grin

1. Most of the vehicle imported are salvaged, the gear system is already faulty from abroad because of the accident they were involved or the handling they received at the auction yard, to trucking and shipping carelessly till they got to nigerian soil. It's just unfortunate ot packed up in the hands of the current user.

2. Poor maintenance, I always change all the fluids of the vehicle I just acquired, for tokunbo I wait after 6months for naija used within a week some people are afraid and would rather use the tokunbo fluid like that not knowing the condition the vehicle came at, they won't even guage the fluid hence damage occurs.

3. Bad or ill trained technician plus high cost of goods in our country is also a major factor, the I'll trained technician love dextron III fluid like kilode because it is cheaper and readily available. Cost too sometimes chases owners away dextron III for 2000 sienna b4 was 800naira, it's now 2k for 1L while texamatic was 3500/L b4, it's now 8k/L. Honda DW1 was 4k/L while dual pump II axle fluid was 3500/L now both are 8k yo 8500/L and minimum wage still dey 30k ooo intruder to cut cost, sharp practised are bound which leads to failure on the long run.

4. The country is not yet ripe for those advanced technologies, the roads needed, fluids needed, competent hands needed are scarse resources go Mobil and Total nah 20w50 full their line up. We don't manufacture the necessary things needed to keep those cars on road infact since 1980s, nigerian tech space has been degrading and reason why at many mechanic workshops, you find high end vehicles abandoned there due to lack of spare parts or technical know how.
You killed the topic
Car TalkRe: Is the Hyundai sonata 2013 a good car? by Blackbishop(m): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2023
manuelcc:
Good day all,
I want to get a car with a budget of 4.5m - 5m, I’m currently considering the Hyundai sonata 2012-2014 toks….I want to know if it’s okay or I should consider something else
I want something that won’t start giving issues in the long run
As a technician I have like 2 customers presently using this car, one bought @naija used. And I can tell you categorically the car is a version of 2007 Camry in Hyundai body. Good engine and transmission. But to top it all every Naija used car needs proper inspection before buying.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xi3zVD7xyY8
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FamilyRe: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by Blackbishop(m): 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2023
oldienavie:
I am a single man in my early 30s, I used to have a girlfriend some couple years ago .
She cheated on me, I didnt break up with her but the relationship just kinda died and she moved on .

She started dating another guy but I was also sleeping with her occasionally cos she liked me, anyway, the guy found out and he decided he was not going to marry her, but somehow she got pregnant for the guy.
I was already out of the country when she got pregnant for him.

The guy wanted her to abort but she wouldn't, she has a beautiful daughter now, she is not doing so bad as she works with one of the top banks as she is very comfortable.
Because of the trauma she suffered during pregnancy, she became close to me as the boyfriend totally abandoned her and the guy has not set eyes on the daughter till today, the daughter is now 6 years old.

I have been out of the country for 7 years and I am due to be back in Nigeria in a few weeks time, I am going back to purposely to look for a wife, we are going to be in the same city .

We currently talk everyday and it has been like that since more than 6 years ago, she is not dating anyone at the moment and she also knows I am coming to look for a wife.

Its almost certain that we are going to get back to having sex as its just obvious despite that we have never discussed that, its hard to really stay away from her but not impossible I am thinking there is nothing wrong having her as a Friend With Benefit pending when I get a wife that I want to marry and then discharge her.

Will it be possible to be Friend With Benefit with her and easily discharge her when I find another woman I want to marry without issues ? I love her and would have considered marrying her if not for the history that we shared, we have now become the best of friends, but I am just confused if resuming sex with her will not make it difficult to keep her away from me when I find another woman.

You know women can be very emotional .
Which state is she working and what state will you be staying till you go back?

Cuz if possible avoid her totally and face your business of coming no chop kayamata and sink into abyss of quick sand of life
HealthRe: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by Blackbishop(m): 1:17pm On Mar 03, 2023
gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.
Quite flow with your spirit here but alcohol can only key your problem at bay temporarily. When it clears you are back to your normal life again and the next thing is to drink again to get rid of it which in turn leads to heavy drinking at a point. I’m in almost the same shoe with you and I don’t know how to drink, am having some riots in my mind, sleepless nights and during the day am restless.

But what keeps my mind busy is my business and pushing my business to get to the peak of my career as a mechanic. I count the number of online groups or mentorship programs I have immerse myself. I have virtually no friend at all so understand am an extreme introvert. Imagine the boredom and idle mind would have cause me if I didn’t put efforts in programs and WhatsApp meetings

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