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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:18pm On Nov 17, 2020
kanuisagoat:
Gring gring, you get a ride, accept and drive to location. Rider came in, tells you she's stopping over at so so place.

You ask if she won't take time and she says, not at all, its just to pick something. You get to the location, she comes down from the vehicle and inside she goes.

Thirty minutes and she's not yet out. Would have just ended the trip and gone my way since its a card trip but she left things in the car. I'm calling her and she's not picking. Why are people like this?
Like how?

Bros am still busy inside. Yhu can cum nd check room 306
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:12pm On Nov 17, 2020
PuZZyNegro:
I have bro. He took the car from my house on Sunday and brought it back on Monday that same week and the car was already sounding like a trailer.

Exhaust has been broken, front and back bumper scattered. I had to take the car to my mechanic to start fixing after which I warned my brother that this is not how I will continue, but here we are.

I would have collected the car that day if it were somebody else.

The only thing I did is to keep the original copies of the car document, so he doesn't sell it at my back without my knowing.
As long say na your blood,don't ever mention it in front of anybody or anywhere again you bought him a car. Boss e get why.

From experience you will live long just see it as a bad business.

My 2kobo sense
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:09pm On Nov 17, 2020
1daboi:
don't worry, if we see for radautoworks. E get wetin I wan show you
Lol grin grin grin


Bros na play I still dey play oooooo...... make I beg now

I go do you 3 bottles to appease the gods..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:52pm On Nov 17, 2020
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2020
I was called for 2005 Corolla, not starting at the first attempt in the morning. I did some rough diagnosis and came to conclusion about the Fuel Pressure regulator, went ahead to change and noticed the OCV Solenoid was bad, after changing the Fuel Pressure Regulator and the OCV the car came up once but subsequently it still went back to the old pattern. Not starting at the first trial.

Here am trying to let most car owners who use YouTube very well to understand some basic technical issues here, stop assuming or over ITOOKNOW kills the morale of a Technician.

After all was done and the car went back to the old way, the customer was just angry and started saying some unprintable words that was suppose to make me react, but as a professional you don't react customers are always right, am I right?

I went ahead to check the Coolant Sensor which is been refer to as Cold Start Switch by local mechanics and remove the connector asked him again to start and the car started once and in fraction of a second not like before that it takes up to 3/4 second to start.

As a car owner never assume or believe you know the how. It causes confusion and you can never get a Solution from an angry Technician.

B-Automobile Nigeria Limited
08055347947

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2020
1daboi:
@ bolded, shot fired!
Is like some group of elders of unprofitable business of amebo always looking for shots fired. Nigga Soro soke or shut that trash up and grow some balls
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:28pm On Nov 17, 2020
PuZZyNegro:
I am actually in this type of situation right now. My own case is even worse because he is my elder brother with many years apart, married with children.

I got him a 2003 Toyota Sienna to use for transportation since March, 2020.

Agreement was for him to pay me the cost of buying the car only.

That car cost me nothing less than 1.9 million including registration and obtaining all the papers he needs to drive.

As at today, I have only received 300k from March till now.

First, he started with paying lesser amount than we agreed he would be paying monthly and only paid for just four months and that was it.

It's the third month that I have received zero naira from him. It is now one story or another.

I have just decided to count my losses and move on. I knew it would get to this because friends and colleagues warned me but I had to do what I can do for a brother.

My thought is that the story will start when he must have paid at least one million. I never knew it will be this early. A clean Tokumbo car that I bought by myself and shipped to Nigeria.

Sometimes we got to do what we can do to absolve ourselves of blames.

Here's the car when I bought it
Bro let it slide.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:28pm On Nov 17, 2020
radautoworks:
What matter?
Gazzuzz don understand and reply as much.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:26pm On Nov 17, 2020
radautoworks:
shocked I look like Oba to you?
Madam when make I come collect jeje
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:41am On Nov 17, 2020
@gazzuzz and Mama rad come judge this matter.

I worked on a Customer's car he don pay and fix and still some issue left hanging which is buying of brainbox. Just today he called telling me that the price for the parts change was too expensive.

I was like is this dude serious at all. That he should ask the person that gave you the cheap parts should bring it.

Am done with all this am adopting Radauto system now

If you ain't buying my parts or oil PENNZOIL to service abeg carry your car go somewhere else
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:36am On Nov 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Okay, na wetin una want for challenge. I dey ask one last time.
Me I sha want scanner anyhow you find it palatable. Before we loot the scanner palliative
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:34am On Nov 17, 2020
eherbal:
that there guys is a dick master 3000. Our mortal enemy.the reason girls don't feel a brother no more when engaging dem or lighting the oven. It's a vaginal wall membrane destroyer. Even if your phallus is a nine incher,you'll be dangling aimlessly in the pit. I'll advise you get it burned on behalf of every brother here. It's a threat to our masculinity.thanks grin
Baba dey calm down
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:50pm On Nov 16, 2020
peeps4u:
See that tiny something. I thought they would usually go for thick and big d**k
Bros maka why now?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:38pm On Nov 16, 2020
chiefbuchiV12:
Ọ ti pe gan niyen
You na which set?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
chiefbuchiV12:
Baba don dey library now
o Bob's dat guy Career wan finish for my hand. Hall dues wey d guy seize my bed na Mrs Oka come settle our fight then. I make sure say that bed ba him return am by him hand.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 5:30pm On Nov 15, 2020
pope191:
If I hear... we moove cheesy
Naso.....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:35pm On Nov 15, 2020
chiefbuchiV12:
E go be welch, na good boys been dey adeleke
Oga park well Adeleke na Hall or wash..... that boiz quarter of New Male Hall na him you dey call hall. Mak I no talk
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:33pm On Nov 15, 2020
AngryIgboDon:
The God that answereth by fire will always be my God.

Izzou Izzou grin grin grin

Gradually your plans are coming out. You want me to come to Madam Rad shop? So they can add otapiapia to Jamaican rice and give me? grin grin

Or give me something that I will eat and not shiit for one month wink wink wink

Then from there, you suggest we all visit Gazzuz shop for an excursion tour of his workshop?

Don't worry bro. You will see me there live and direct.
So fear fit hold you like this. Bro no worry me I go support you with antidote of anything dem plan for you.

I Gat Your Back cool
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:24pm On Nov 15, 2020
pope191:
I Don change my mind... African is my father's land, Nigeria is my country shocked
Abi dem deny you like me?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:30pm On Nov 15, 2020
chiefbuchiV12:
Blackbishop na B. U. you go school?
Confirm B.U boy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:29pm On Nov 15, 2020
weyreypey:
Welch or Adeleke?
Repping WELCH always.. Mr. GOODLUCK hear am from my hand?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:01am On Nov 15, 2020
Ghost1994:
Also, you have to work for 2 weeks and all the money you work will go to moove directly. They’ll give you 2,500 naira everyday for fueling and if you make billions with the 2500 fuel ⛽️ Na their money. You pick the car in the morning collect 2,500 and you close by 5-6 some people close late due to location and traffic.

Well once their 2500 fuel almost finish and I don see like yellow empty light on my dashboard, Na to turn off app and head to service center to drop the car.

I did this for complete 1 week I met their target 47 trips 67hours and 58k hmm what a week. I got alert of 15k on Monday that’s a salary from moove.

Some drivers that their house is very far had to sleep at the Service center some rugged and usually leave for home late at night.

On 2nd week Tuesday morning, I got a call from one of their senior cso to wait and get some security in my car to allow me taking it home.

Also I signed another agreement which stated 60hours 45trips and 50k on dashboard. So once you meet this target, you’re up to get 15k basic salary and 13k for fuel and anything you make after that, is your money.

I tried my best to meet up (not convenient though) imagine using Uber only for Lagos? Haaa for this period wey we know the real king of app for Lagos.

Naso I hit like 75k 70.7hours and 63 trips. So moove has taken card trips and they sent me 15k and 13k 28k and asked me to pay 48k so out of the cash I collected I add some money and resend back to them. It’s a magic calculations. You have to be in the system to understand it.

Hmmm naso endsars came destroy and reset their brains � moove open another clause in the agreement we signed.

Note: we were not allowed to take the agreements signed home, neither we were allowed to snapped it. The agreements be like COM 311 handout. They told us they’ll send the copy but up till today Have never received anything.

Naso moove changed their agreements via voice notes and text messages that our first 45 trips goes to them, if you didn’t meet up with any kpi no money from their end. And if you didn’t meet up with 45trips, they’ll call you to send 50k to them. (Haaa naso people Dey para that this is not what we signed) you know naija guys with useless angers.

Naso them open the agreements 4.4 states they’re liable to change the agreements every two weeks lipsrsealed
Naso dem mute � if you’re not okay with it drop keys.

Hmmm � things hard naso I give Am trial. I did 93k first 45 trips was above 65k am dead � like my name ghost for you to meet 93k only on Uber for Lagos wey driver don full with no or more surge you need 26-27k fuel.

Hmmm naso them tell me say I need to remit 65k first 45trips and they will send me 15k salary (slavery) and 13k fuel. Haaa God forbid naso I vex face my white collar drop their key before I get HBP.

So 99.999999% moove drivers you’re seeing their are Suffering and smiling oh. God don’t leave his own pikin although nobody to call for help/loan I for don buy engine but man no fit just Dey suffer without nothing to show.

So if you’re out there thinking moove will do you good brother man � Na story oh. I manage to save 135k from them all thanks to some kind Lagos rider wey understand how struggle be. If not person for no get anything.

Please if you know you’ll accept their car let it be only your last option.

Thanks
Ghost 1994
This is the first time someone actually narrates the whole jackshit going on with that moove. Luxury driver go dey do video dey use 70% talk jackshit without hitting real topic.
Car TalkRe: Pls I Need Help Real Fast Its Urgent by Blackbishop(m): 8:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
Can you bring it down to my workshop?
Or chat me up on 08055347947 B-Automobile Nigeria Limited
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:28am On Nov 14, 2020
deedee44:
You're copying the western style but one thing you fail to remember is that they have a system that supports them when they grow old and become liabilities. We don't have such system here, when you grow old it's your children that will take care of you. If you go down that baby mama lane it's highly likely that that baby will grow up to love the mama and not the papa.
My thoughts.
What makes you think am growing up to be poor?
And what gives you the impression that when I retire am going to be in naija?
And why do you think naija system won't improve to that level by then?

Boss life works for people in wonderful forms.
My grandfather is close to 90 now and he still stays at the pent house about 3 storeys up. Not a liability to anybody and wifeless b4 yhu come for my head .
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2020
Broda man I don bring you out finally.. I know how to touch the people that matter. Baba staying single makes me irresponsible?

Baba better women don finish, ordinary Babcock babe na error, is either they are too lazy or feminist in nature or too much sense of entitlement or just can't cook. Imagine one of my ex back then in Babcock telling me na only giesha stew she fit make
Another told me say she no fit dey do any house work say we go collect house boy and not house girl bcuz she no dey for drama of me sleeping with her. Imagine

And for this job I don carry babes from banana island 3 of them to be precise and they were also complaining bitterly about not getting guys to look their way I was mute thought out our trip. Bcuz from what they were saying they set them eyes on a particular standard and it's not working for them.

So in conclusion am just not ready for any drama, she come we light oven and dem no show we soupy.


I got love for all that will quote me and still insult me. Much love all

Remember; Problem No Dey Finish
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
eherbal:
every venture has its consequences bro. Being responsible comes with its price. Being irresponsible too. Choice is yours bro.imagine if you were a product of baby mama, baby father relationship,no one will accord the needed respect you deserve.you'd be reminded of your status one way or the other. pls don't bring bastards to the world bro. We have enough already
Broda man I don bring you out finally.. I know how to touch the people that matter. Baba staying single makes me irresponsible?

Baba better women don finish, ordinary Babcock babe na error, is either they are too lazy or feminist in nature or too much sense of entitlement or just can't cook. Imagine one of my ex back then in Babcock telling me na only giesha stew she fit make
Another told me say she no fit dey do any house work say we go collect house boy and not house girl bcuz she no dey for drama of me sleeping with her. Imagine

And for this job I don carry babes from banana island 3 of them to be precise and they were also complaining bitterly about not getting guys to look their way I was mute through out our trip. Bcuz from what they were saying they set their eyes on a particular standard and it's not working for them.

So in conclusion am just not ready for any drama, she come we light oven and dem no show we soupy.


I got love for all that will quote me and still insult me. Much love all
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:36am On Nov 13, 2020
pope191:
Boss nah pope u call o... check em well
My Oga join winch club? Bros am loving my single status and I dont envy that status one bit. Like I discussed with Eherbal the other day relationship is over rated, if I want a baby - baby mamas are readily available and if the oven lighting, I don't even want to go there. It is as cheap as pure water. So for peace of mind love yourself then all will be good.

Waking up saying Bleep the World dey always sweet me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:29am On Nov 13, 2020
BAZ001:
Na True oo,
Tell them,
Babadee1900, Tojah , Pope, hmm... donfortune48,
pls help me add names of other oven lighters, una don hear.
even d ones wey wife just born still Dey light oven for outside...
Oga mention name and be confrontational.... Felixcity
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:28am On Nov 13, 2020
pope191:
I beg to disagree with when you treat a woman with respect, women r more confuse in relationship when it comes to men, the true principle to these end games r just demand and supply... Give them too much of u, they will take you for a ride. When it's all done and said, I find comfort in one thing, that razz girl in her 20''s, is now a loving and caring mother in her 40's, while the men hormones like Ned is still raving at 60's, looking for young girls to take advantage off.

I'll use myself as example for u, I've not been in relationship for years now, I have like 2 (1 rider tho), that I've been trying to force myself on, but dia signal is very low, not encouraging at all grin tho I know it's because of money one is doing anyhow, imagine me going to farmcity to chill wit her, my liver almost touch the ceiling, when they brought menu book ( God no go shame us). On the on hand I have like 4 that r willing and ready, 3 among dis 4 r financial stable enough, but I just don't know why, like I honestly can't say why, I've converted them to friends anyway grin
Bro what we want is not what we need, and what we need is not what we want.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:25am On Nov 13, 2020
radautoworks:
If you treat a woman well and respect her. When it comes to men and gifts this is how she will be for you

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Now gifs are not working for me again cry
Madam pls off that mic.
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 2:42pm On Nov 12, 2020
Wow! It's been awhile since I last updated this page.

American Cars like Grand Cherokee Jeep are one hello of a problematic set of cars to be using here in Nigeria.

I had a 2005 Grand Cherokee Jeep at Ibadan which had a MISFIRING problem, after changing Coil pack and plugs and injector noozle still the problem persist.

I was tempted to change the gasket and grind the cylinder head just to eliminate the phases.

Not until the kick started stopped working, in the process of replacing I decided to check the entire wiring of the car and in the process we replace the BRAINBOX just to be sure and viola the car was working fine again.

This is just to educate most car owners if you are using a car that is not under the Japanese and Korea and some selected countries pls before spending a fortune to repair take a time to run all possible scenarios first before going for the complex parts

B-Automobile Nigeria Limited
08055347947
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 12:40pm On Nov 12, 2020
nonhuman:
The issue is that car jecks at 2500rpm when in motion and does not rev pass 3000rpm when in pack position , tried running diagnoses but they said the ecu is not responding, had to do manual trouble shooting I changed fuel filter, throttle body, problem persist and now fuel pump it began to show hard starting, though car runs well in the morning but once engine is heated up the problem starts,
From my experience we need to work on a particular Solenoid. But if that doesn't work then I will advice to run another brainbox. Sorry for the late response.

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