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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:09pm On Dec 17, 2020
PuZZyNegro:
Blackbishop
Felicity0001


And their cohorts should tune down their tribalistic tendencies.

Yoruba women that will curse you for pricing their markets.

Hahaha.
Am not tribalistic bro I stand by Common Sense
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:51am On Dec 17, 2020
UcLloyd:
I hope you are not tribalistic, cus that will be your downfall! The way u take time to insist that ladies from the SE are no good, reeks of tribalism and bitterness towards them SE ladies. If u got your heart broken by one igbo girl, now will be the right time to say so. No wonder your former oga dropped you, u have issues
The Absurdity of your foolishness makes me question the dexterity of your fingers as the Word Keyboard Warrior.

Next first speak this rubbish into your palms and shake it close to your eardrums and make sure it makes sense before typing that shit.

Shalom
Car TalkRe: Benz C240 Fresh From The Yard For Sale @ Give Away Price. by Blackbishop(op): 9:46am On Dec 17, 2020
AKWATGOLD1:
THERE IS NO PRICE TAG ON THE CAR
Sold
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:09pm On Dec 16, 2020
kodred:
Great work you doing bruv. I think the 21st of Jan is ideal because to spare two hours or more on December with the plenty surge and on a Sunday is not a good deal for drivers. Most drivers use Sundays to make up. I for one drive only on Saturday and Sunday now because of less traffic and sweet surge.
You too much jare
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 5:55am On Dec 16, 2020
ifec92:
You’re funny ooo Mr know it all
Is it about who taught one how to drive?
Am I a mechanic to know ?
It was something that hasn’t happened to me before and I needed help ASAP at that moment
The little you could have done was to put me through or better still Just keep mute!!!
Well it was Alternator Issue and it has been sorted
Good bro, don't get offended by anybody's comment here just read and pass. Since you don show the ish I knew it was your alternator. We all have different understanding to comprehension.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:05am On Dec 15, 2020
Felicity0001:
Oh! So strabismus is the word used to describe "after 6" eyes gringringrin
Lol...i couldn't stop laughing with the defination of the word.
If we tell you now say go better school una no dey hear.

I no kuku talk na keyboard dey Malfunction
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:26pm On Dec 14, 2020
tojahh:
Update on the get together!!

From popular demand, and suggestions garnered through all channels, I am here to inform y'all that the get together has been Postponed to Thursday, January 21st, 2021. The Venue still remained Jamrock Cuisine, lekki -Epe expressway after Elaganza bus stop when coming from the Mainland.

The shift of date was necessitated because of activities lined up for almost everyone of us taking cognizance of persons traveling this week and the wedding ceremony of one of us (Bishop). And again, the thirst for surge cannot be dampened whatsoever.

The organisers pleadingly seek everyone's advantage before this conclusion was reached and we together we can do to this.

The account is still open and the fee for food alone is 1,800. Please pay up so we can all do things together.

Hoping this meets you well.... We move!
Nice one my nigga for sizzle...


Vote Tojahh for President 2023
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:49pm On Dec 14, 2020
Felicity0001:
See your head like respect... Person dey marry him sister? Abi I want make i cast u ni?? Wo! No provoke me ooo
Y you like me like this broda.... no worry your sacrifice still hold water
Car TalkRe: Codes P1656 And P1663 On Highlander by Blackbishop(m): 6:53pm On Dec 14, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
The engine installed is not equipped with variable timing.
Are you kidding me?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2020
ifec92:
Guys please help me ooooooo
My car just stopped on the road and it’s showing battery symbol on the dashboard
What should I do ooooooo
Alternator ish.... try to start the car and remove the + terminal or so, if d car goes off then your alternator is bad
Car TalkRe: Codes P1656 And P1663 On Highlander by Blackbishop(m): 7:28am On Dec 14, 2020
Ajakaiye83:
Please help out.

Consumes fuel a lot.

Engine was just replaced by old user.
Both are pointing to 1 major valve your oil control valve sir, change it and you are back to enjoy your car.

For further questions chant me up sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
Edonna:
happy married life brother....wish u all d best.
Respect boss. Thanks
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:59pm On Dec 13, 2020
peeps4u:
Happy married life in advance bro. Olorun a pese.
Baba thanks... you too mucccch
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:40pm On Dec 13, 2020
davit:
Gazzuzz, radautoworks, Blackbishop una expertise is needed. My car steering was stiff yesterday. I parked and checked everything I could. Later noticed that the abs cable was touching the tyre. I just touched the cable and adjusted it. The car came back to life. Later at night, it became a bigger issue. Instrument cluster went haywire. Speedometer stopped working, brake light came on, steering stiff to turn, Rpm misbehaving, fuel gauge going upandan. I still drove it for about 4 hrs cos of traffic going home.
I scanned the car this morning and saw p0500 speed sensor. I checked the cable again and noticed that it don cut.
I managed to connect it back but the problem persists. Is it possible for the sensor to have damaged prolly for driving car for too long?
What step to take next? I don park am.

I dey wait jejely for una response. Others with experience like this can help too. Tnx.

Corolla 2009
The code is for Vehicle Speed Sensor and not wheel speed sensor. And from your explanation it is the Wheel Speed Sensor you reconnect.

Image below is your Vehicle Speed Sensor

And further more I can categorically tell you that your ABS module is fried prolly to you mech genius. But remote diagnosis wont help you but a physical one.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:29am On Dec 12, 2020
tojahh:
Meanwhile update on the get together!!!


Sunday 20th, December 2020 [/b]has been agreed as the date and the event will take place at [b]Jamrock Cuisine and the time is 12 - 5pm

The restaurant has agreed to provide a space for us with a shade but this depend on how many person will be showing up. We have earmarked 30 persons.

Base on popular demand, we have included alcoholic beverage to the menu (One of us here is being very generous and has assured us of providing drinks to go round) so for the food, the restaurant is charging 1,800 per plate of "round the island". It's a sampler plate that has a little off everything. Rice, Curry chicken, brown stew Turkey, curry goat, oxtail, rice and peas, fried rice, veggies and plantain.

We recognize Sundays are always one of the days to look forward to as an ehailing operator, therefore, we urge not everyone to stay till the end of the get together, you can stay, unwind and leave for the harvest is ripe.

Therefore, we urge everyone to pay up on time so we can get this over with.

Suggestions as to the going forward of this event will be entertained.

Thanks
Guy after begging make una shift am as my wedding na 19th of December. Na wa
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:23am On Dec 12, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
This place nah gladiator Bobby shock grin

Count me in plx

Based on couple of kpolokpolos. We sail
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:04am On Dec 11, 2020
Aladin245:
Please where are you located, I urgently need my Camry checked. As it always constantly jerking when I'm in a traffic jam. Or when the ac is on.
Chat me up sir/ma.
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:03am On Dec 11, 2020
froshbuddy:
Please do you mind telling me price for this Engine? Mine is smoking and shorting oil.
Send me your engine number?
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:03am On Dec 11, 2020
AKWATGOLD1:
BLACKBISHOP, PLEASE WHICH TYPE OF OIL CAN BE PRESCRIBE FOR 2001 TOYOTA CAMRY TOKS ENGINE JUST BOUGHT.
I go for PENNZOIL which is better for 5W30.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:33pm On Dec 10, 2020
nitigriti:
20th is perfect. I will be there, by God's grace. I'm providing drinks.
Bros wetin gan. My wedding na 19th of dec, shift this thing now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
radautoworks:
Collect jpworld's information first o. Na him dey pay. Or just let him send 10k and if it remains you will send him change. In Fact, he should send witness for testimony just in case we have to call Bishop for help grin

Also, you didn't answer if it was only the part in red replaced or the whole thing.
Mama you no go leave presido JPworld alone.... lol grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:03pm On Dec 10, 2020
radautoworks:
you get mumu time.
Not for him but people that want to learn make him mo go mislead dem
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:54pm On Dec 10, 2020
jpworld:
@radautoworks has been corrected by @Blackbishop that no such thing in a Corolla 05.

All these our English mechanic self, na wow.

All my Corolla i have not seen such and i try searching my Corolla engine to see if i will see such.

All these Chinese scanner, will be giving you wrong code and mechanic will be messing with ur brain, if that thin keep killing plug, that engine is gradually dying. Prepare money for another engine. If you ring it, will keep giving you the same problem.

God will help you,
Bro you go school abi? Mama Rad was not wrong neither am I.

That Fuel Regulator is on the Fuel Container in the Gas tank. Just by the pump itself. Not as big as the picture you see

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
peeps4u:
Egba mi!!!

Over what?
Baba I dey ontop your mata ooooo

Anywhere I see you now I must quote you oooo

We gada dey here
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 2:04pm On Dec 10, 2020
Una 20th won't work oooo.

My wedding na 19th of this month make una rearrange oooo

@tojah, izzou
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:59pm On Dec 10, 2020
peeps4u:
100%
Ass licker alert!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:58pm On Dec 10, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] Okay...Good day everyone,

I apologize for disappearing for a while. grin It wasn't intentional, okay?

So concerning the upcoming parrrriiee cool, everything is going fine. But because I really have been very busy sad, I have contacted Tojahh to help us too with the preparations

Remember, it's still happening at Jamrock.

So Tojahh would be updating us about this henceforth

Meanwhile, the restaurant would like to know how many guests to expect. So if you would like to attend the parrie, kindly quote this post...Abeg grin

Thanks cool[/color]
Am 10000000000% in
Car TalkRe: Help Resolve this Code P0340 Please by Blackbishop(m): 1:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
What vehicle?
Corolla 05
Car TalkRe: Help Resolve this Code P0340 Please by Blackbishop(m):
Boss apart from the timing, baba go for a new sensor it will save you this stress.

From experience the toks will work briefly, I changed one 2 days ago for a customer from Ibadan and it was display ing timing over retarded. I went for ladipo own and after driving from my workshop to where he's staying in lag a drive of over 2hours according to him, the check engine light came up again

The next day I scanned again and it was the same code, I remove and went for a new one and since then the light is not back again .
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:33pm On Dec 09, 2020
radautoworks:
So your plugs are black because it's still too much fuel from the pump for the sparks to burn off. Check the fuel pressure regulator under the hood. That's what you are looking for.
05 corolla mostly have the regulator close to the fuel pump
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 8:11pm On Dec 09, 2020
omorkelly:
Camry 2006 aka (Big Daddy)4 plug
Boss ask your mech to check the top valve seal
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:31pm On Dec 09, 2020
omorkelly:
Pls gurus in the house i discovered oil on the body of my plug and coil.
What is the implication of this and what is responsible?
Which car?

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