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Laaro kutukutu Sunday... Fear God!

sunshineG:
who told you you are ugly hun And who told you I like them beautiful

I believe beauty is the eyes of the be holder so don't worry about your beauty it is highly subjective

Just show me glimpse of your picture

*Gives him a knock*

C'mon, go to church.

Na oyinbo dem get this list.


Mine is NEPA light and the fridge, let it be filled with orisirisi chocolates and 5alive pulpy orange juice. .

Lalasticlala! Bia bia bia, our brother has finally done it oooooo!


Hahahaha

Funnymouth?


Smellymouth, comman see your brother ooooo

sunshineG:


Keeping it real 100%

No time to check time, my man.

Gofwane:
kukuma join am climb the TV and play together

Hahahaha

See one here

ggrin:
I'll join him

Wallet and side pockets

Explorers:
I will throw stool at him.

greatnaija01:
Awwwwwn so cute..... he has already taken a perfect pose for clear ass whooping.... I would simply land strokes on the opportunity he has provided.

Typical Naija Fathers

Lumig:
This is one of the FEARS I have been norturing for some time now - bringing a up a girl child without bringing shame to the family. I understand the society is so so perilous to the children mostly the girls. They are mostly victims of rape, sex trafficking, commodity exchange[bride price] etc. God help all parents in this important job.

And you aren't scared of a male child bringing Shame to your family? Go meet Hushpuppi and Bobrisky's papas them na. Hehehehe...

Both, please.

Credit alert

donstan18:
Coursemate package is sh*t!

Seeing everyday as a student isn't a dope deal in relationship sh*t!

Killing yourself and trying to love someone who obviously doesn't love you isn't a nice sh*t!

Possibly, more of your love and attempt to get her might make her take advantage of you because she never loved you!


In summary, Get a knife, gun and sniper(Poison)... Kill the sh*t you call love for her and make use of the next door!

Gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!

gozzlin:
Barbie, you have beautiful, enchanting eyes and a lovely smile. Makes your face so attractive and lovable.

Awwwwwwwnnnn, thanks swtz.

I'd let my sister know she's got an admirer.

Goodmorning.

I only agree with no2.


No5 only gives you right to one thing, the red card.

Lol. No experience

Lordygram:
life is funny though... that moment when a lady that you wnt take a second look at her in real life, will come online and tell you to stop quoting her, because some perverts kept sending her pms.... I have really suffered on nairaland...what tha fork!!!!!

Lol. I know exactly what you want but it's a pity, you won't be getting that on this thread. Take your insensitive self outta my mention and refrain from quoting me next time.

Lordygram:
Ok now i know.

I'd appreciate if you desist from quoting me once your brain is on strike... Thanks

Seun:
Could you lend me the mind reading device that makes you an authority on what women are thinking?

Lordygram:
what a man sows, is what he will reap...

No sense. Shift biko

Damn! The way younger ones die these days is scary...

RIP

*In Olamide's voice*

Sho lo ni werey ni, certificate reh da awe?

Your husband complained about your addiction to social media and you still ran to social media for advice?

My sister, the forces are against you ooooo

tosyne2much:
To be very frank and sincere, short women are usually very aggressive and problematic in nature and I have a first class experience. Don't quote me oooo

Generally, it's scientifically proven that short people are naturally arrogant and aggressive because they don't want to be intimidated by tall people. Most of them suffer from inferiority completely when in the midst of tall people, hence, their aggressiveness

Yoruba adage says "eyan kukuru bilisi

Hehehehe... Because Iyawo is short abi?

boiz2men:
really.. are u this cheap?

thort u haf upgrade? all this ibadan girls sef

I expected this

Actually I normally don't charge doctors beht as quack wey you be, I go collect even if it's 5k

This thread is on fire!

kunlesufyan:
Praising the most high, thanking him for being alive to see a new day.

Such a fine young man

Samsimple:
So commiting suicide is the solution abi. just drink sniper, help me greet God for heaven

Don't be stupid! If you can't help, get the fvck out.