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aloneboy:
Run from Ikoyi NIS. That place is too crowded

How about festac. How much does it cost for renewal, and how long do I have to wait to collect it?

Hello guys, how much does it cost to do renewal in Lagos ikoyi passport office?

PrettyBolu:
I can only watch football if Arsenal or Brazil is playing. I grew up in a house where everyone was an Arsenal fan. This season is the only season in so many years that we found joy from Arsenal. Abeg they should not wound Gabriel for us oo. We will not drop from number 1.

Them done already wound am now, wetin you dey talk Abeg!

NNTR:
State what exactly is evil, unnatural, abominable, Wickedness, about homosexualism that you alleged provokes GOD'S Wrath

My dear beloved Muslim brother friend, you are right that the words homosexuals, homosexualism, homosexuality are ever not mentioned in the Bible, (i.e. they are a modern day invented words) and that they arent mentioned in association with hell anywhere in the bible too

State what exactly is evil and devilish about homosexualism, that isnt with the part of heterosexualism, that is evil and devilish?

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

Unnaturalliness of homosexuality is not a reasonable premise for debate, almost every way we lead our lives today is divorced from nature; our food and drinks, entertainment, transportation etc, etc etc.

Humans are unnatural aspect of nature. Deal with it.

abdulwasiubar:
The fact that a platform was given to a security expert to discuss economics is beyond my comprehension. If wishes were horses, the CBN governor will be the first to hop on �

Economic security, FYI

VULCAN:
It's actually you that is an idiot because no sensible economist in the world will back up your statement.

A country that exports nothing apart from crude oil and imports expensive petrol, has 90m people in extreme poverty, with a true unemployment rate of 50% and is import dependent for everything cannot have a strong currency.

Taking panadol will not cure brain cancer

Every plane that flies in with cargo leaves empty, every ship that brings in full containers, leaves with empty ones and you think that changing the colours on the currency will suddenly make it valuable.

Jokes

There's a psychological aspect to economy : changing the color of a car can increase or decrease it value.

shariff84:
ok
Prices as of today:-
Ordinary brown beans 40k
drum beans 45k
Oloyin 45k
Olotu 43k
white beans 40k
iron white 43k
Sesame 50k
maize 18k white
Yellow maize 21k
sorghum white 20k
red sorghum 22k
pearl millet 23k
millet 20k
local rice 46k
paddy rice(old paddy 17k,new paddy 16k)
locust beans 24k
suyabeans 36k
Bambara nut 55k
groundnut 66k
unshell Groundnut 18k
Agusi peeled 86k
Agusi unpeel 25k
Tiger nut big seed 50k
Tiger nut small seed 40k
Date 55k
Sunflower seed 40k
all in 100kg bag

Hello Sharif,

If I bought 100kg paddy and give for milling, how much kg of rice can I expect to receive.

Guys, I need help. Where can I download "Oz" the TV series?

Baddestguyp:
THE ENTIRE MR ROBOT SEASON 4 IS 10/10

I REPEAT THERE IS NO EPISODE OF MR ROBOT SEASON 4 THAT SHOULD BE LESS THAN 9.9/10

If you're on this thread and you haven't watched Mr Robot...

No excuse...it's not an animation so you can't use that as excuse...

Definitely one of the best written shows of all time and some of the best directed episodes of all time

I just google this; read few quotes from the movie. And... I'm blow!
I must download it right away.

Thanks.

Solanaa:
Retired Olosho


God have saved this brother and on that note we hereby employ this brother to join the Red pillers group on Nairaland!! for more wisdoms and understanding.

Bro, Olosho no dey retire.

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Donkenny511:
Islam is the religion of Peace, anyone who is not peaceful is not a Muslim.

Hadith one stated that: You are not a Muslim until you wish for your neighbor what you wish for yourself

Stop misinterpreting the hadith.

Timialaye:
The story is so fascinating that i don't even know whose report to believe

Well, the politicians are known to be thieves. So, I think lying should come naturally for them.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Since your God can't protect you guys then it's more than necessary to do the search...if you don't wanna get searched then sit in your house..

God/gods are so weak that they can't protect their children..I mean you claim to serve a lifeless God and he was alive to watch you slaughtered on a Sunday serving him..let's say as the Christians would..he did it for a reason..the Christian God is a clown nothing else..a mass murderer he is..and some persons keep on serving something they created..

Man created the concept of God...For you only see humanoids claiming of his existence and literally nothing else...Plus if individuals noticed the concept of “god/God” changes every generation...
Man created God in his own image so pls it's high time y'all dish him in the waste bin where he belongs...

CAN WE NOW ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOD IS DEAD?

Bro, it's much more complicated than that. God may have been the one who orchestrated the shooting to keep in track one of his big cosmic plans, after all there is nothing God can not do.

princeemmma:
Looking at the picture I remember our marching in song back then

H.I.P for the Hip for the Hi po po

Add yours

Today is bright
It's bright and fair
It's a happy day
A day if joy

The the is bright
It's bright and fair
It's a haaaaaapy day of joy.

Toks2008:
Guy I am very rich and I'm not even as rich as I want to.. It is a process.

That you honor your parents won't turn you to an instant millionaire... You still need to go tru the process but there is a special grace that comes with honouring your parents.

Go and read the story of how idahosa blessed Dangote cos he honored him. The prayers of our parents is more powerful than priestly prayers cos technically speaking, we were created from and perhaps by our parents.

If you honor your parents, you work hard and overtime you are still poor, then other factors should be hindering you.

As i wrote, long life is relative and that you honor your parents won't give you automatic long life if you indulge in life limiting activities and ofcourse few people still die regardless and that might just be the way GOD wants it for them.

But as a general rule, parental blessings can prolong our lives.

Okay, which of the God?

feedthenation:
---David Alaba have won 3 champion league final in his career---

Marcelo has won more.

Slynation:
Shey Kloop is a joke to you right... Liverpool looks more hungry for titles than Real Madrid...

Liverpool has only one work to do tonight, cage Vinicious Jnr and that's all

You say Hunger, where is PSG?

leofab:
It is a phase; some 400yrs ago Europeans were in this stage that Africans are today.. the dark age..

There is no giant leap in consciousness, every step must be taken along the way.

We must fight... To run away.

Say it again, zihuatanajo.

We have come too far,... From Rome?... From everything I have taught you.

We must fight... To run away.

And my favorite drug this (displays a dollar note), it has the power to eviscerate your enemies, make you invincible.

osamz007:
I don't pay for suits...My suits are on the house or the house burns down

Peaky blinders

ruggedtimi:
"Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years"

" Smarten up"

"I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

The Goodfellas

Priapus69:
"Hope, the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strengths and your greatest weakness"

The metric 2

Sanchez01:
Comebacks are not luck. You have to be resilient and have a winning mindset to beat the better sides. That is why Real Madrid is Real Madrid.

If Real Madrid qualify today the other Madrid need to show respect come this weekend derby.

flexyrule:
He invented the bus!

Oh, of course. He's as esteem as Henry Ford in that regard

flexyrule:
Sometimes, you just have to give it to Jose Mourinho.

why Jose?

ETHICALLYrlght:
You can't sue someone for his property. The case will be struck out for no cause of action.

Your father owns valid titles to the real properties through first settlement. Put differently, he bought the plots of land from nobody but inherited it customarily as a descendant of those who settled there first.

I presume based on the preceding paragraph that the land documents are not registered at the land registry of your state because from experience the first document descendants of first settlers prepare regarding their land is usually a deed of gift, deed of lease, deed of assignment or power of attorney depending on the circumstances.

My advice is that you should get very close to your father this period. Let everyone believe you are his favourite son. Show him how to enjoy the internet with a smartphone. Encourage him to eat wheat instead of Garri or Akpu or Amala etc.... You know all those things his mates like

During this period, learn his signature, prepare a deed of gift and get your close allies including your sister as witnesses. It's even better if you can make him sign the paper himself through misrepresentation (This is a special course I can tutor you on).
Register the deed of gift at the appropriate registry and pay the required dues to the government registry. To be more smooth get registered surveyors to survey the land and register the survey plans with the government in your name.

You have all commercial banks need to grant you a loan. When you've successfully mortgaged the properties, use that money to do something good for yourself.
BENEFITS
1. Your father will not be able to sell a land you mortgaged to the bank. The bank will take him to court and deed of gift you presented to the bank will be a superior title.
2. The bank will not own the land as long as you invested the loan wisely and follow the repayment plan honestly.
3. After the expiration of each mortgage, begin new mortgages to further expand your investments. But ensure you always repay your loan.
4. Your father will pass on while the case lingers in the court. I trust NIGERIAN courts (15 years no judgment just adjournments)
5. When he passes on, end all mortgages and keep the land if you wish.
DISADVANTAGES
If you believe in curses don't try this. I do not believe in them

Clever bastardy! I will mention you anytime I get in a fix.

ollymooreagain:
Why did the prisoner choose the bread instead of the key

Plato's jail

Freedom is a bi#tch!

If you understand my answer, you are a philosopher.

Krismas:
How can u be so definite? Wen it hasn’t happened? U people are really funny How many things have NATO promised that flopped since the last 7weeks?

Sorry, I must have given you the impression that I took a side, NATO's side specifically.
I don't take side, I'm a fuu#cking nihilist.

With that out of the way, now why do I think there's going to be a war no matter what?

Our definition of peace right now seems to be "the west must have it way"; enter Vladimir Putin, who said nyat! He challenged them in Syria, in Iran and he's now challenging them in Africa and everywhere else where his interest collide with there's. Militarily, he's their biggest vocal nightmare.

BROKEN PROMISES? ooops! the goal was never Ukraine or humanitarian that is why NATO promises were never met with swift action. I don't know exactly what they want and won't pretend to know. But it a reasonable deduction to assume that they want a weaker Russia.
Why what the west sought can lead to World War is simple, a weaker Russia means Syria Iran can be taken easily, and the rest of the time can be channelled to weakening of China.

Man I thought you play chess.
You can't see those kind of move until they are played.
peace is the interlude of war

MrBachelor:
That's been their goal all along. To established a base very close to Russia. It's all about economic power.

Ukraine was only a pawn. The comedian president, a Western mole. And Putin fell for the gambit.

He shouldn't have gone to war just yet.

In chess parlance, It's called "Zwischenzug".

Either way NATO will expand to the Russian borders. The war will come sooner or later and, it's quite late.

ZZZ

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Issues: missing back camera cover
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*Sim tray 1 is shaky(the notch broke off)
*One missing screw as shown in the attached picture
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2. Nokia ta-1030
Issue:
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Price: 4k
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10k for both?

posty56:
India has always been in good terms with Russia, United States should stop acting like teenage girl their sanctions are getting weaker and weaker as countries look for ways to bypass them especially the petrodollar , they should be building relationships not spoil them,they should learn from China and act cunning.

India is a major Allie to the U.S, and not to Russia. The USA has constantly used India to antagonize the Chinese, a true Russia's Allie.