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i met a girl on one of these online chatrooms, we exchanged numbers, and when i called her, she had this very angelic voice. we kept on calling and she told me she once that she lived in new jersey. our calls became more and more frequent and became more and more erotic and nasty, and very soon we started having phone s3x.

i told her one day i'll drive down and save ourselves the agony we put ourselves through. She agreed. All the way as i was driving the long 3 hrs journey i kept on singing "baby mi, ololufe me wa oh, otutu to mu mi yi ti poju, j'owo fun mi ni oyon mu", thinking i'll finally meet the beautiful face behind the lovely voice i was used to hearing over the phone for the last couple of weeks. I was expecting to see someone like the first pix, only for me to be confronted with the lady in the second pix.

porka:
This is NONSENSE!


Paul the Octopus will do a better prediction than this Ayodele guy. He predicted Yaradua's recovery, we buried him long ago.


Maybe some simple minded will believe this prediction but discerning minds will easily know that this guy has been reading a lot of newspaper like us and may have one or two intel contacts.


It is simple, there is tension in the land in the run-up to the 2011 elections. It is normal everywhere. To take power is not a cake walk.


The two gladiators are Jonathan (courtesy of incumbency, i.e. political patronage, dirty security/intel reports, once in life time South South chance) and Babangida - (deep pocket and zoning). Atiku and Buhari and others may just be in the race because some marabouts (like Ayodele) told them what they wanted to hear or because they know what we don't know or just plain foolishness.


I have been hearing this break-up for decades now and nothing has happened so far. I think it's silly to think Nigeria will break-up in 2011. Yes, S T U P I D!

Please say that again

olas2u:
It is better we break than continuing with this northerners in power.They dont want true federalism,they are against resource control that will drive development ,they dont want to produce and encougage corruption.

And do u think that they sef wan break? they know that once they break away, all the money they get from the oil in the ND will no longer be there. what then do u think they will survive on? cattle, tomatoes, and kolanuts? they know very well that if they break up, na them go suffer am pass.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=493102.msg6533012#msg6533012 date=1281223283]^^^ Their bras and panties look nice, but some of them just aren't functional [/quote]Arent functional? what do u mean?

[b]Before I start, I would like to implore to those whose mouths out there don’t know anything else than to spill out insults to please refrain from doing so. I could tolerate a rebuke or two, because I know what I’m about to share will definitely attract a few snide comments of disapproval from a few folks, but what I will not like is for us to use this thread as a place where we’ll resort to bashing and insulting ourselves. We are matured folks and please let’s remain as matured as we can, even if the urge to insult comes to mind.

People say it’s a pre-requisite in a young guy’s life to double date and cheat at least once, and that no matter how old he is, it will happen to him with at least one girl before he marries. I thought all these were lies until it happened to me. I wasn’t really the type who hung out with girls back when I was still an undergrad and I thought my opportunity to lay other girls apart from one I will date had come and gone without my taking the chance, but I guess I was wrong.

I have a girl back at home who is waiting patiently for me, we’ve promised each other we’re going to put plans for our marriage in motion once I finish what I’m doing here and go back home. I love this girl with all my heart and she loves me to pieces too. We’ve been courting for 4 years now and our parents have met. We had promised ourselves and limited our sexual plays to kisses, handling, heavy petting, but no intercourse.

Here I am today, in a far away country, the “land of milk and honey” with another chick. This girl is a Ghanaian babe, very pretty, and very open with me. She is a senior (final year undergrad) in my school while I’m a Graduate student about to finish my masters. I met her when I was looking for a GA position in school last year and she is a student worker in one of the places I applied to. I just wanted to be friends with her from the start, but as time went by, I noticed this sexual tension building between the two of us. I tried as much as I could to douse all these desires between us, but like I heard and later came to believe, a man’s sexual urge can have a brain of its own.

One night we were together in her room. We were talking about this and that. The sexual tension that day, you could cut it with a knife. Before I knew it, I had started kissing this girl hard and deep and she responded with such vigor. That day she gave me a wicked handjob. Later on my way home, I began to feel guilty about cheating on my girlfriend back home, and I vowed not to do so again. They say there are ways a man’s sexual desires over clouds better judgments, and as the semester ran I found myself visiting this girl regularly, despite my resolve not to. We ended up having s3x a couple of times.

Right now she tells all her friends that she’s dating a Nigerian guy, and has introduced me to a few of them and even her older sister. I really feel guilty for cheating on my baby girl back home who’s waiting patiently for the day I return to her, and on the other hand I also feel bad that I’m going to break this one’s heart soon. I really want to stop but I just can’t keep my desires in check. It’s as if something possesses me anytime I’m with her. Everyday I tell myself I will end this, only for me to find one excuse or the other to go see her.

Next week is her birthday and she expects me to take her out for a good time. She even suggested we rent a room in a motel and spend a weekend together (school is out right now, and will not resume until the 29th of this month). I do not want to do that because I know what it will lead to.
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redsun:
What is the point of opening more cans of worms that will come back to hunt them dearly,knowing fully well that moslems are too deluded and gullible to accept such act a against their religion with a pinch of salt like not too deluded christians will do?

Pal, what would you then say if you hear that a bunch of ur so called "Muslim fanatics" decide to have a bible burning event?

leave am make she dey vex. na so all of them dey behave. when she boils over and cools down she'll call u.

Na NL pple force ur fingers to go to the site?

Abeg what tym is Germany and Uruguay playing today, anyone?