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I really like this doctor.

Sylraph1:
MTCHEWWW!!!!

Me too mtchewww. Nonsense and ingredients.

I didn't even bother to read it sef. I don't care who gets there; it's the same result.

topcatking:
I'm slightly older than this dude, yet he looks older and can beat the absolute sh.it outta me.

Life...

#sighs
#shakes head

and leaves thread.

Lol. I must laugh

victorian:
Wow!
That's serious
Why call your self such mean words? It's not good.

Is life that bad with you?

When u said wretched wretch?
That's too much. Are u a Christian or Muslim?

It is not as serious as you think: I just find great pleasure, lol, in insulting and belittling myself. Yeah, that's weird but your miserable servant cannot help himself. I am a Yoruba Christian.

victorian:
That's just the reality
Thanks for being sincere.

And that's why its consolable for me to lean on God . I look at whats happening in Nigeria and I feel disheartened. But to keep my joy and not allow Nigeria tamper with it. I focus on God ,my biz and good few friends around me. And my mind remains happy and focused.

Why call yourself blackmiserable

Because I am being sincere. In fact, one of my handle on Reddit reads: "baldblackmiserable" because that's it .

I am bald. I am miserable. I am wretched wretch. You're very welcome. You are free to ask whatever you want .

victorian:
I'm naturally plump from birth.

Then the future? I take everyday as it comes, believing the future will sort it self.

In Nigeria? The future is irrelevant, and if one Is lucky to meet the future in good health and success? Just be grateful.

If you live in Nigeria, forget optimism. It's no use. Too many disasters staring at one, both left right and center. The government alone is one huge disaster waiting and ready to collapse this country.
If you think about the future? One will have serious migraine. It's no use. Do your best daily and leave the rest to destiny.



Lemme ask you too ? Are u optimistic about your future in Nigeria ?

Real people are anything but optimistic. It's utterly useless and irrelevant, so nope, I am not.

victorian:



It's important I praise God na.

Some people just one cardiac arrest and they are gone.

Mine 4! I still wake up! 4 times!

Honestly I'm so happy and over joyed with God.

E no easy.

Em, you are looking really good and plump in that pics mehn, I hope it's not what I am thinking

Are you optimistic about the future?

victorian:
That's what I notice too. He's the one keeping me alive.
If it's not my appointed time to die by God's verdict. I will not die.
They can try but they won't succeed. I will bounce back and wake up.

I'm hale and hearty. I'm very OK today. I thank God. Only God deserve the praise. That's why for me and my household it's God forever!

No two ways about it. . Baba God you 2 much! Love you Yahweh!

P
Mrs. you get mouth jare.

I'm happy you're alive, hale, hearty, and strong like 10 elephants lmao. Well, we thank God.

victorian:
The prayer is not selfish one bit!

In the recent times, our enemies can be from our own household or people close to us but pretending to love us.

Enemies of these recent times, do not pity or spare anyone in their curses.
Enemies of these recent times have no conscience

So why spare them? And allow them to live to see what I will become?

Abeg I'm not sparing anyone who wishes me evil! Never! I will not.

If not for my pastor's prayers, I would have been 6ft below since! My immediate family except my dad who aged well and died peacefully, the rest was wiped out with either cardiac arrest or stroke and u are saying we shouldnt scream for any blood and we are not vampires?
Anyways my philosophy is Head for an head. Eye for an eye. No mercy!

If not for God and fervent prayers I would have been wiped out as well. Cardiac arrest 4times, slumped, I thought I was dead then woke up out of the blues all alone in my apartment and alive today. Dead 4times, woke up 4 times! All alone! .

Recently I experience face stroke, just last month. I shook my head, smiles with my slightly bent face and mouth, I went to church, drank holy communion and with fervent prayer, my face came back to normal that same evening and my bp was normalised. Everybody in church were so happy screaming with joy, what a miraculous God we serve. Pastor was high in joy!
I was so relieved and happy.

The night I was healed , the next day I was called from the village my Aunt whom I wished happy New Year first of the year that we will. Live long o and well o, didn't answer me but cut my call. I was shocked. I said well na she sabi. For me I will. Live long and well. They said she fainted that night I receive healing.

As soon as I was set free from a bent face, which is face stroke, I received a call from. One of my uncles that Aunty slumped and she's in comma. They've rushed her to hospital. I was surprised.

The next week another holy communion service, God said to. Me Vicky I will complete your healing And set u free , go to the service again . I went. Holy Spirit threw me down, how I saw myself on the floor I don't know in church. I took holycommunion went home happy and completely strong and full of life. The next day I received another call, aunty died through her comma, she didn't wake up. I'm not saying she's the one who caused the stroke but enemies have been using strokes and cardiac arrest to wipe out my family.

So it's best the enemies die as they don't want me to enjoy my life in good health ND peace . My guardian angel will not spare any of my enemies, if u like say we are occult. I don't fucvkin care! Say we are vampires? That's not my business.

It's survival of the fittest. Just let me be and enjoy life. I no owe anyone anything. I'm not struggling property with them. I left all my inheritance for them, so I can hustle in Lagos and live peacefully. Cos I don't want fight over property. But some still want to finish me off.
My God will not spare anyone who wants me to suffer after I've worked so hard and well.
So they should lemme stay on my lane jeje. Live and let live.

@bolded: Eyaah, sorry oo, you cannot die if it's not God's time yet, I hope you are feeling better now?

Nooil:
There were lots of reasons. But what made me take the final decision was because of my relationship with God.

Hmm. Good for you.

Philomathhh:
Why can't I be?

Why would you?

Unthinkable.

Isn't it very, very unnatural to you yourself?

Nooil:
Lol, nairaland guys like gist sha.

I like gist sha. Did you become bornagain and decide to call it quit or you called it quit because he was trying to get intimate contrary to your convictions?

Elove1:
She got everything I need in a women but she lies alot and cheated on me.
I have told her a number of times to tell me the truth even if it hurts
But I must say that distance contributed to the breakup

My advice to any guys here, long distance relationship does not work
Just know that the gal will be collecting bola from another guy out there.

Long distance marriage sef hardly works.

CzarChris:
She's Ijaw, I'm Igbo. I still regret loosing her till this day.

Rachel was the best thing to ever happen to me as far as relationships go.


Ethnicity is a terrible curse on this country.

Yes, it actually is.

Lawgod247:
Well, the campus is scenic, I give them that. But to say that or imply that it is/was the most beautiful campus in Nigeria is of course, a very contentious position. Without saying that it is not, but without also conceding that it is, I dare to say that it is arguable. Especially having regard that there is no existing yardstick to measure the aesthetic ranking of tertiary institutions neither has there been a poll in that regard. I don't even know what I am babbling on about but if you need CAC Company or Business Name registration, Foundation, Schools, Church, NGO, Trademark, TIN, SCUML, NAFDAC number etc, talk to us at www. Lawlab. Com. ng. Bottom line is that OAU is a beauty to behold. Thank you.

If I'm being honest you don't have to go to other schools to appreciate the beauty of OAU. It actually has the most beautiful edifice in Nigeria.

habiham:
I pity this Lyon ... Ki Olori buruku eniyan makobami

Lol, that's harsh.

IgiveFreebies:
Give the 100k to either mom or dad, it'll end up in each other's pocket anyways. He loved her to a fault, she submitted to a full stop. That's perfect unity there

Hmm. Your parents' marriage. That's how it should be.

emmaodet:
Normally you have to pay people to pasture for you, #500 per week per cow.

Makes complete sense lol.

emmaodet:
Yes sir, bought it at ilesa this January.
I bought 5
I bought Gazey - the local cows with hirn.
Agric specie is Bokolo without horn but always fatter, more rapid growth but less roughed like the native local gazey

You bought the cows and rear them yourself? Do you pay people to pasture the cows for you?

emmaodet:
Because of your time limit and stress free business idea, i will share mine with you.
Look for fulanis rearing cows in abuja, meet their leader to recommend a good herdsman to you and then invest in the cow business.
Very quiet, highly profitable and No stress Passive Income.
Break down -
I bought 1 cow for 50k as seen in the picture.
Grazing for a year and you sell for 150k minimum. That is 200% ROI in a year. Cool cash and you can keep your job.
If you want to invest in the males alone, then you will need to pay them #500 per week for each cow for grazing them.
If with females, you can make a deal not to pay them but you get the first baby the first year while they take the second baby the following year.
Advantages - highly profitable, no stress
Disadvantage - mortality or death of cow can cause loss but not common.
Theft.
Human factor like disappearing with your cows.
If cows too many in one person's hand, like most humans may plan to kill you and take over.
That is why you need to meet their seriki to recommend good guys to you and also be their shorty.
Shalom

That cow with ODE written cost 50k?

dsurest:
I'm in Abuja too and planning to start a car wash business but my problem is capital, I already bought a pressure wash

With 1m you can open two cash washes in two busy locations.

Each will give you nothing less than 10k daily

I'm sorry, is it that lucrative?

richidinho:
Hey luv, how was ur night?

Ah, ah, ah, like I said in one of my post: to see a rich woman in that age range is one of the greatest rarities in the world. Sharp guy!!! No dulling.

Portable8:
Lol � funny you. No qualms
All you need to do is suggest a good business that will double the money in no time and I promise to loan you from the turnover

Transport business. With 1m, you can get five correct keke napepe and lease them. You would double your investment in a year or less if you hire sincere people.

You are doing a very good job, OP.

Goodgod213:
I have two people that are into car wash business and they are raking 5k -10k, my guy got 17k on a Saturday and 12k on the Friday before.

Business plenty just look for one that is not saturated

Hmm. So washing cars is this lucrative?

Aunty oya talk na.

Portable8:
Please i want to start a very good and lucrative business with 2 million naira. Please i need your advice on the kind of business i should venture into. Thanks
Please help a sister

NB: I'm a female, age 30 and single.

Lol, please can I get a loan from you?

Netblyss:
Wow! Just wow! Just look at what you just typed.
Those women who won't sit down and take this "rubbish" where are they now?

I think you need to get off your high horse.

Marriage is a partnership quite all right but whether you like it or not someone must lead and that some one is the man.
Being led is not a bad thing and that is why we must always pray for a good and morally upright man.

In every association, there must be a leader else anarchy

I don't think a woman wrote this. Aptly put.