₦airaland Forum

doitforyou:
Sometimes, blood is not thicker than water.
Prostitution should be legal.
Life is not unfair.

Life is not unfair? Em, but you don't realize that you may invest in a graveyard and people will stop dying?

On a more serious note, life is neither fair nor unfair. We are like pawns in the great owner's hands; it is neither fair nor unfair to do what he wants with his own.

Oh no, what am I saying sef, it is fair to do what I want with my own.

Yip, yes, yes, I agree, life is very fair.

saucecoder:
1. Partially agree.
I fault you for grouping all entertainers together. Entertainment in the truest sense is an art and art is also science. It's better if people know who the true artists are and still look up to them.

2. Agree.
I believe there are scriptures where certain people were cursed to be of eternal servitude to others. Whether Negroes were part of these curses is still up for scrutiny in many quarters.

3. You're confused about this

You are very intelligent.

MyVILLAGEpeople:

Hahaha

Should we ask our village people to relieve him small. Just small. Sense will not kill him.

Yorubamuslim22:
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Erin fe pa mi. I checked your post history and you seem to strike-through post like kilode....

franchasng:
My brother, if I narrate things eh, Nigerian internet will catch fire


Despite her cla , I bless God for giving me such a person, now I can close my eyes in peace, no more worries.... mhen, time settles every issue in life, all you need to do is focus....keep working hard and be prayerful no matter your sins.....money is good, I pray every hard working, focused and ambitious young man doing legal things to succeed finds favor and makes it in life, it makes life easy

That's it bro. Time.

2dice01:
Wife Material 200% i doubt your Tailor will be able to Sow her yard finish in a week

I like your sense of humor lol.

abuyus:
Hi every1,i was in my tailors shop 2collect my cloth bt un4tunately i met her absence so i decided 2 wait 4 her,during d cos of waiting i noticed a woman in that house cooking because d house was built 2geder wit d shop.U knw it's a face me i slap u where u cook behind ur door step.After d woman is done cooking d children brought d plates,she then asked d son 2 bring a warmer 4 dia dad d boy was like give me my own 1st dad is nt around.D mother said no ur dad comes 1st because he is d head of d family so she dished d food & put 2 big meats,gave d children food and she had to eat d last portion in d pot wit 1 meat.As i was looking at her dish her own food i had to ask her y she had 2 serve her husband 1st& give him d best meat.She replied saying;he is d head and deserved 2be treated as one.she said he comes first in everything she does &seeks his opinion on every matter.i was amazed & couldn't say a word more until my tailor came& told me dat is her way of life.d hubby also resiprocate d gesture.dey ar married4 14ys

God will say to this woman on judgement day "Dear woman you didn't find it burdensome to submit to your hubby's authority; therefore it is not unreasonable to assume that you would not submit to my authority. Come in here!!!!"

Lol.

abuyus:
Hi every1,i was in my tailors shop 2collect my cloth bt un4tunately i met her absence so i decided 2 wait 4 her,during d cos of waiting i noticed a woman in that house cooking because d house was built 2geder wit d shop.U knw it's a face me i slap u where u cook behind ur door step.After d woman is done cooking d children brought d plates,she then asked d son 2 bring a warmer 4 dia dad d boy was like give me my own 1st dad is nt around.D mother said no ur dad comes 1st because he is d head of d family so she dished d food & put 2 big meats,gave d children food and she had to eat d last portion in d pot wit 1 meat.As i was looking at her dish her own food i had to ask her y she had 2 serve her husband 1st& give him d best meat.She replied saying;he is d head and deserved 2be treated as one.she said he comes first in everything she does &seeks his opinion on every matter.i was amazed & couldn't say a word more until my tailor came& told me dat is her way of life.d hubby also resiprocate d gesture.dey ar married4 14ys

This is normal - how women of old behave. My mother used to behave like that, but only to some extent while my parents were still together.

While I was still a serving corp member, one of my fellow corper who would be passing with C stream 2 spoke about his wife in the same vein. He said she would not even go out without consulting him. O boy, that one pass power oo.

They are Muslims sha, so it's pretty common in Muslim household. Is the woman a Muslim?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Too much wisdom

He probably acquired the wisdom from his village people, lol.

midnighter:
Excuse my late reply... im not following you back though say something reasonable first

My apologies isn't reasonable enough?

midnighter:
Excuse my late reply... im not following you back though say something reasonable first

Em, em, em. My comment yesterday was so rude eh, hmm, and I hope this blackmiserable wretch didn't offend you sha?

Dande55:
Your fiancèe is exactly my type maybe, a little worse.

I don't even know how I'm gonna meet my husby family if I get married.

I dont like crowd, and i dont like meeting people.

You should try as much as possible to draw her closer to you and don't let what others say about her affect your marriage.

She's the kinda woman most men want to have as a wife.

I think you're just a mild version of the real Blackmiserable. On the internet you'd think I am the most socially extrovert, but alas, I have anti-social tendency. I feel comfortable chatting and screaming from my keypad but not irl.

It was bad before then, but when I began balding at 23, O boy... sometimes I would (lol done it not once or twice) hide so close relatives and acquaintance do not see me. Who is pursuing me? I don't know. How often I go out in a day or make phone calls would surprise you.

denitro:
We all lived with God as spirits in the premortal world and are sent out of his presence to enter a physical body
and be tested...

At the judgement you will come face to face with that spirit you denied the opportunity to experience this earth life.
I plead and beg you, don't kill that child.!!!!

Tell me, what is it you want, and like Herod said to Herodias daughter, I will give it to you. No questions asked.

midnighter:
I agree with you...so bad..

Ha, ebora oru.

denitro:
We all lived with God as spirits in the premortal world and are sent out of his presence to enter a physical body
and be tested...

I don't know where you even got/heard this quote to be honest...

Deep!!!!

Men are not who they think they are.

denitro:
We all lived with God as spirits in the pre-mortal world and are sent out of his presence to enter a physical body
and be tested...

This is one of the deepest things I have read on the divine's secret will. Hmm. Where do you get your books? Are you sure you're even human?

midnighter:
Hahahaha

I just followed you.

Follow me back right now before I strike you with my magic wand of understanding....

midnighter:
Hahahaha

Em, em, this one wey you dey jovial this night. tin happen?

Em, uh, Don't tell me you're falling oh. I don talk my own sha.

midnighter:
O di mwute....

O di nma, nsogbu adighi. Ebe akwa

midnighter:
its too much oh. better buy N100 kpomo and start from there

Seriously, it's fun chatting with you.

If no be say I no dey Whatsapp or any social media I for get your details.

midnighter:
Lol. when i first saw what you wrote, i thought maybe it was a typo, so i gave you time to modify it. when you didnt, i decided to reply in my own tongue

Why does your dinner cost 100k?? I dont think theres any type of ewedu thats that costly

Em, there's ooo aunty, there is!!!

I am going to eat too many things because I never chop for one week. I be glutton oo!! I would start with that sweet thing called Achica then ofensala and cow meat. Then I would progress further. Don't be wicked hanty. Don't be stingy. Is 100 thousand Naira too much to ask for dinner?

pcguru1:
I usually see it as that's a skill I should note to learn. Theres nothing you can't learn trust me as long as you are interested and patience

Thank you bro. I really, really appreciate.

midnighter:
Not at all...

so how do you know how to speak Tiv?

I just googled "Thank you" in Tiv and bingo.

Can I have 100k over there? I mean 100 thousand naira. I'm hungry and I need to eat dinner.

midnighter:
Lol why are you laughing...

You head dey there. You guessed aright.

Sorry, response came late because my device went off.

midnighter:
Yoruba??

Lmao

midnighter:
Lol so what are you?

Lol, I will give you clue: we are tribal fiends or competitor or wetin I go call am sef, I mean as Nairaland and the political landscape here wants us to believe. If you sill don't understand, go o the politics section and take a good hard look at comments and opinion of tribal bigots. The two biggest are? Okay, that's fair.

I am the other tribe.

midnighter:
I said "i don't understand".

What language were you speaking?

I was speaking Tiv bu I am not Tiv by any stretch of the imagination.

Checked your profile but I was oblivious to the handwriting on the wall. That must be Igbo?

midnighter:
No I am Igbo.. are you Tiv?

Ouch. Sorry. I-I-I-I thought you be Tiv ooooo! My bad.

It means thank you. Yours?

midnighter:
Lol but youre the one who changed language na...tell me what your own means first

Aren't you Tiv?

midnighter:
Aghotaro m

Tiv woman, you will not kill me, God pass you.....

I no say night don dey reach so I understand. Tell me the meaning NOW else I call the vultures for you. You know say vultures like owls.

pcguru1:
I dont understand?

When I see those job, I am always like "Oh no, I don't qualify" "I don't have the skills" bla bla bla.

I no know say na just common sense, following laid-down manuals/rules, no special skills and all that.


Thank you.