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RomanceRe: Chaii Which Kind Breast Is This Abeg by BlackOnassis(m): 3:55am On Jun 27, 2016
it's genetic
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arrives Imo State, Received By Gov Rochas Okorocha And Wife.pics by BlackOnassis(m): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2016
ruggedboy01:
That ofenmanu woman with her red cloth should leave imo state @ once sad angry angry

Mallam Rochas, we'll soon pursue u out of igboland with your fattima angry sad


NONSENSE
shut up jor, u flatheaded tout. how many years does it take to chase someone out of Igboland? the guy won first and second term, and u ppl are still doing chor chor chor. shameless keyboard warrior. tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Shaking Alaafin Of Oyo's Hand by BlackOnassis(m): 4:14pm On Jun 24, 2016
orisa37:
We are all learning to build the Nigeria we value. That's why these criticisms are right. Eze Ndigbo in his Crown visited The Deji of Akure and said "Hello mate". Before The Deji could lift up his head to see who was greeting, an "OMODE OWA"(Palace Messenger) slapped him, broke his Crown, pushed him out of the Palace before inviting others to beat him blue black. Such is the nature of Tradition. So, when in Rome, ask and follow.
OMG na true? cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by BlackOnassis(m): 2:05am On Jun 24, 2016
Perfecttouch:
buhari be like, WEREY SEE HIM BELE,SEE AS HE DEY MARCH LIKE CHAMELION IF DEM BORN U WELL MAKE U ALLOW MILITARY TAKE OVER,I GO BREAK COCONUT FOR UR HEAD ARINDI
grin grin i no fit laff abeg
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Mobbed By Women In Kwara - Photos by BlackOnassis(m): 5:12pm On Jun 12, 2016
EWAagoyin:
huh

Kwara people are known to be fools anyway


People that lost their oba kingship to the Fulani people. ...cowards I personally don't take this people as original Yoruba people atall. ..

Person dey suppose stone to death
WTH! Ilorin is not Kwara. Kwara is not Ilorin.
PoliticsRe: Abike Dabiri Visits Willie Obiano by BlackOnassis(m): 7:46am On Jun 12, 2016
Willie is having none of it grin grin
RomanceRe: Usman Shagari Disgraces Girls Who Claim They Are His Girlfriends On Instagram by BlackOnassis(m): 3:00am On Jun 10, 2016
Babzilla:
Hahahahaha
So even the sisters get thirsty too
of course. r u kidding me? just watch how they start raining curses on this guy. girls can not handle rejection grin if u reject a girl's punny, then be careful becos she fit send hired killers after u.
FamilyRe: Pic: When You See Struggling Mums Like This, Don't Bargain With Them, Pay More by BlackOnassis(m): 9:00pm On Jun 05, 2016
mikolo80:
yeah he should just go about dashing his money to all poor women. then he too now broke. will they give him free mango or banana then. it's a hard knock life and she's still kicking so there is hope
That is a straw man argument. All i'm saying is that it wouldn't kill a comfortable/rich person to not haggle over price in certain situations. But we definitely do not want wealthy people to go broke; that doesn't help anybody. cheesy
FamilyRe: Pic: When You See Struggling Mums Like This, Don't Bargain With Them, Pay More by BlackOnassis(m): 8:46pm On Jun 05, 2016
mmsen:
Having a child is not a right, nor is passing on poverty which is what this woman is doing.

Being sane, entails being cognizant of your circumstances - which means making informed decisions. Have children if you can afford to take care of them well.

Raising a child is a privilege and until people in Nigeria come to realize that fact we will keep listening to people groan about the poverty that they have brought upon themselves and their unfortunate children.
shocked shocked shocked Actually, it is. Unless you want to argue that our continued survival as a species is not a right.

Talking about making informed decisions; poverty is transient and millions of folks rise out of it in Africa and Asia. On the other hand, ending your genetic lineage is irreversible, at least for now. So you make a decision.
FamilyRe: Pic: When You See Struggling Mums Like This, Don't Bargain With Them, Pay More by BlackOnassis(m): 6:16pm On Jun 05, 2016
persius555:
Everybody is pretending to be related to mother theresa. Bargaining is what everyone does. Even the woman bargained her price from the banana farmer. Lets not pretend to be saints here.
It is called survival #ihatehypocracy
I get your point. She bargained her price from the banana farmer in order to make a profit and SURVIVE. She did it for survival, but what is the rich banana buyer doing it for? Certainly not for survival.
FamilyRe: Pic: When You See Struggling Mums Like This, Don't Bargain With Them, Pay More by BlackOnassis(m): 6:11pm On Jun 05, 2016
mmsen:
Or you could ensure that every woman learns about contraceptives so they don't end up in this position.

(I'm talking to all you religious people who are so against birth control, family planning and safe abortions).
First: You don't know how many kids she has.

Second: No sane woman would go childless and not pass on her genes just because she is poor.
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie And Victor Umeh At A Burial Ceremony In Anambra State - Photos by BlackOnassis(m): 5:54pm On Jun 05, 2016
tonytony208:
Yes,because you people only knew about civilizay yesterday. cheesy Brown roof tells story of longstanding civilization when some people were still fighting clan war with wrapper cheesy tongue
don't mind them, they want to compare old money with baby money. they are just learners. grin
CultureRe: Mbaise, Where Old Women Marry Young Ladies (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2016
They could have just called it "adoption" instead of marriage.
PoliticsRe: Statement By Kano Government About The Woman Murdered For Blasphemy by BlackOnassis(m): 4:34pm On Jun 04, 2016
These people need to learn from the Yoruba. When a person becomes a religious nut in Yorubaland, even his family treats him like a leper.
PoliticsRe: When Abakaliki Children Saw A White Girl For The First Time This Happened! by BlackOnassis(m): 4:00am On May 28, 2016
IamOpemipo:
See painment everywia, ordinary joke this Igbos cnt tolerate..if 2 say na ibadan now, u don c dem dey jump upandan like monkey
dont mind them.
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Home After White House by BlackOnassis(m): 3:50am On May 28, 2016
cruzita:
when money is speaking ,other things keeps quiet .


ego di nma
preach!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Sagging Picture On Instagram Got Everybody Talking by BlackOnassis(m): 3:39am On May 28, 2016
that nigga with Davido gat chicken legs yo! tongue tongue tongue
HealthRe: Condom Found Inside A Woman's Appendix(photos) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:33am On May 28, 2016
bon appetit grin
HealthRe: Condom Found Inside A Woman's Appendix(photos) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:31am On May 28, 2016
StillBrandnew:
Maybe it escaped from a man's d*ck to her Vejayjay and went all the way down to her appendix.

She couldn't have ingested that.

I mean, who blows a d*ck with condom on it. undecided
u kidding right?
CrimeRe: Okada Man Battling For His Bike With 3 Policemen In Lagos by BlackOnassis(m): 2:25am On May 28, 2016
they want to take his baby. 4 ppl must visit heaven today. lai lai! grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Prostitute Cuts Man's Manhood Off After He Refused To Pay For Sex by BlackOnassis(m): 2:20am On May 28, 2016
omusiliyu:
Intetnational Association of Country Checkers (IACC), Burkina Faso Branch #65, Broadway Road, Ouagadougou.

The country (Kenya) has never disappoint us.
grin grin What happened to the branch in Kafanchan? you guys couldn't afford the rent so you moved to Ouagadougou? tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 5:45am On May 18, 2016
EgunMogaji:
Sheila: (screaming) what are you doing? who is this? and why are you naked with her in our bed?
Studly dude: Look, it's not what you think?
Sheila: (more screaming) what the f do you mean it's not what it looks like? you're impaling another woman right on our bed?
Study dude: The love I have for you is so intense that I want to do this test to see if I can even think of gbenshing someone else and as you can see, my wetincall is at half mast adn unresponsive. There's no one but you to satisfy me.
Sheila: oh i don't know, but I guess it's okay.

But please don't try this with any chick named Antwanette, Leshonda, Chaneka, etc especially if they are truly ghetto. A 9mm shell hurts so bad grin
grin dis guy don see things. i hope ur wound has healed sha.
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 5:41am On May 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
Then Ur confused grin


U need to undergo "rebooting " so Ur mind will be refreshed as ever tongue
ok. how do i reboot?
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 4:37am On May 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol.. so u believe in incarnation? grin

Hahahahah...! Thats crazy... tongue well, I'm juz giving him a good excuse so his gf won't bashed him to death... grin
i dont believe in that sh&t. i dont even know what to believe anymore undecided undecided
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:59am On May 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
Yeah ..u see I'm a great liar & I am Kash grin tongue


Why Ur asking btw?
"sleeping while texting syndrome" shocked shocked that came out of left field. damn, u must have been a guy in your past life to come up with some impressive sh#t like that. cheesy
CareerRe: Male Nigerian Nurse: Proud Of His Profession by BlackOnassis(m): 3:22am On May 18, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
In Nigeria, guys are doctors and ladies are nurses... Besides, when growing up, nurses were portrayed using ladies and doctors, guys....we know,but leave am for us like that. You can educate the younger generation on the differences. LoL at Midwife(I just imagined telling someone my husband is a MIDWIFE)
oh God! this life is not fair though. see how this pikin just fine. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss wait, na only u waka come?haba cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:11am On May 18, 2016
EgunMogaji:
Yah softy.

Man up and put both of them inline cheesy

Let them both know no be dem "dako" fun e.

I ask again, are there any real men left at home?

PS: and my man, this is not red handed. Red handed is more like being caught during the actual insertion process. But even that can be explained away grin
damn! i respect your "ogboju". e be like say you don get PhD for dis kain thing. maybe i shld come and enroll in your post-graduate program grin. kai.
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red-handed (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:07am On May 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin juz tell her u are suffering from texting while sleeping syndrome...
OMG! your talent in lieing is on another level. who are u? jeez grin grin
PoliticsRe: Burial Parade: Nigerian Police Bury Colleague (Video) by BlackOnassis(m): 9:18pm On May 17, 2016
even primary 5 pupils do better during interhouse sporting competition. angry ogogoro don finish their brains.
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Officer Jumps Inside A Moving Car Fights With Driver(video) by BlackOnassis(m): 8:56pm On May 17, 2016
that driver fork up big time!! the lastma guy is in a nice position to receive a sharp elbow; the kind of elbow that Jon "bones" Jones uses to disable his opponents. any UFC fan knows what i'm talking about.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Edobor Celebrates His Birthday At The Battlefield by BlackOnassis(m): 1:09am On May 17, 2016
RitzyPrince:
Nigeria Soldiers pray to God to help them fulfill their mission of killing Boko-harams, and same Boko-harams pray to God to help them accomplish their obligations of killing Nigeria citizens both civilians and military till the government harken to their stated conditions....the problem is who'll God answer?? When both is murder inclined undecided
dont mind them. ppl just like deceiving themselves. i guess it is part f human nature.

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