₦airaland Forum

I would appoint the best vice president I can find. When I leave after 24 hrs, Nigeria would be in good hands and that would be my gift and legacy to the country.

it feels weird seeing people write with their right hand.

I was asked a guy which church he attends. He said "Cele" and was looking at me funny, expecting me to say something. Some white garment ppl are funny i swear. They get defensive because of the way society views them.

prisiluv:
The op was being sarcastic naw,all dese pple sef. Explaining the joke and calling the op a liar

i was about to say the same thing. people missing the joke and pointing out the obvious

kingzizzy:
This was January 1966. The day that Ironsi appointed Ojukwu,Fajuyi,Katsina and Ejoor Military Governors of the four regions. It was also the day my hero Ojukwu started growing his trademark beard. Only Ejoor is still alive.

Wow . . . interesting. He doesn't talk much.

just passing by. learned nothing new

Chubby version of Otedollar. u fit use dis thing chop some gold-digging girls o. u go be like "i'm Otedola junior brother, i'm the last born of our mother"

Holyman3:
You are the loser here. You are the one crying not us. Relax, we are used to it now. However you are not because your economy will be grounded as usual. You will come and bomb few places, kill few people and war goes on. Who cares. We are born to die and so are you, no matter how many days you live after I am gone. But we will not sit and watch the North own all the oil wells in my land, headquarter their offices in Lagos and pretend that I would pollute my land if I ask questions. Then you come online and brag about how beautiful Lagos is ahead of Warri. Bigots.

You pathetic lying coward. Who is blaming who? Boys are ready. Bring them soldiers on. You think you have a stubborn president right? You think the old goat will be the commander leading the war? It's war, remember. The service Chiefs are already angry. It's happening already. Let's see how long it lasts..
Remember the missing billions of dollars, where do you think it is? Remember the last president of the oil boom time, where do you think he came from? Fools we are ready.

We have more weapons now. It's just a matter of days before we mobilize. And this time, we have ready allies.

You sit behind your comfortable laptop and tell the Niger Delta they are polluting their lands while your useless government has been polluting it for centuries.

Now you remember pollution.

You should try to reply only when you are lucid and the Ogogoro is no longer in the system. I'm talking A, you are talking B. Did the SW media give your oil wells away? Did the SW media tell Jonathan/Dasuki to rob your ppl? I don't give a damn if you kill each other and pollute your environment. Just leave the media out of this.

Holyman3:
The way you cowards cover your heads in shame baffles me.
Is the bigger problem here is the pollutionof Nigeria a Delta?
Why would Buhari care about the pollution of Nigeria Delta by its own people?
How much did Tompolo care about the bombing of Kano?

Where else do you make your useless 80% to sustain your country?

Cowards..

BTW I don't believe Tompolo said this.. I belive the South waist mushroom cowards are attempting to instigate violence again through their back yard media houses.

You losers are just pathetic. You blame all your problems on the SW media. Whatever happened to personal responsibility?

you know you got it made when your enemies could not kill and bury you, so they give you an award!

that man doesnt look Nigerian abeg. bastard child

to be president no easy sha. can u imagine being in a room full of crying old women?

Krayzeejhay:
LoL...

If baba osho can get a whitey to marry with his face like thunder storm...

That means with my face like the calm seas,I can get Rihanna...

does that mean Osho baba fine pass u? cos from where i'm sitting, Rihanna no fine reach Osho wife. Gbabe!

looks like a daughter to me

this scallywag Tompolo! who he don help sef? how many niger delta ppl he done help? u chop alone, u die alone. go and sleep joor.

Sagamite:
Continue deceiving yourself there.

Spanking international models ko, spanking international man-arsses ni.

He has absolutely no interest in her whatsoever.

https://www.nairaland.com/2789558/uk-divorce-court-awards-woman/1#40857661

Neymar is probably looking that "don't touch me next with that hand".

very convincing evidence. i think Messi's babe is safe then

Messi see your life. u r touching your ear like little boy ehn? ur eye go clear soon.

Kongi na BASTARD!

Honestly, this is nonsense. I can poke so many holes in the student's argument but what is the point? People are gonna believe what they want anyway. For example, you cannot see, smell or touch the professor's brain but you can clearly see that he is human. All humans have brains. Since the prof is human, he has a brain. duh

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

pls i dey chop. dont make hot pepper soup comot for my nose. very funny

The one in white no get joy ooo. Eeya, maybe he is the one who cuts Ponmo for the entire family.

I was the stabo prefect - the guy who used to stab (not attend) inspection every Saturday morning. Na every Saturday house master dey send house captain to come capture me. na beans?

TonyeBarcanista:
Niger Delta is very rich. Before crude oil we were rich in palm oil. In fact, we were called Oil Rivers(Rivers, Warri and Bayelsa states) for a reason. We have rich lland for agriculture and our waters were used for fishing. Though our land and waters have been polluted due to oil exploration. We are rich in gas with abundant gas reserve. Whether oil become worthless or not we won't suffer. We will only adjust.


Most importantly, we have access to see and can easily capitalised on it.


@OP cry not for the Niger Delta. We will do just fine!

don't mind them jare. some ppl just love gloating.

Rhea:
[size=18pt]When a woman complains about sexual starvation, you start to wonder whether the man is a homo.sexual or just a prolific self-service.ster[/size][size=8pt][/size]

or he's trying to avoid STI.

chronos:
Hard work doesn't pay... Smart work does

Thank you!

All that one na story ooo. Me I still believe in "get rich or die trying". If u disagree, go and die!

femiero:
Mr Dele Momodu there is no way a Nigerian immigration officer can seize a US passport. Forget that lie.

e tire me ooo. the guy thinks everybody na illiterate.

abduldope:
I want to send shout out
greetings to:
To Olófin Àdìmúlà himself
To Onire of Ire
To Olukoso of Kosovo
Emir of Ilorin

Finally shout out to mourinho
And Finally to Buhari and to you too Thank you

dem no know u joor. go and sleep

Mehn some guys are suffering sha.

I be telling folks but they don't be listening.

even with all fingers sef, ppl are dying like chicken on top okada. me I no dey oo. unless u wan be organ donor.