₦airaland Forum

Send in your application early! I remember d time wey the State of Maryland write me letter say money don finish even though i'm qualified. Those forkers even said they were impressed by my achievement in high school. how d fck is that gonna help? am i supposed to feel better or something?

Sacramento4real:
Bro, take a chill pill. They released him because they wanted to release him and not because of any cry or wail of his lawyer.

How many times Nnamdi Kanu the 'Dilector' lawyer don cry? yet the Alabi yellow still dey eat beans wey nor don 4 inside cell

bad man, u r trying to push some ppl button ehn? shey na u get the contract to dey cook beans for Naija Prison Service?

shegzydave:
Am very sure if it is Bukola Saraki he can't bow like this[b] he is just too proud mehn[/b] I hate him with passion

i feel u. if a fellow senator bows to you, you shld at least bow a little and acknowledge. Saraki is not even looking at the man's face. haba!

obowunmi:
Saraki's mother is South African.

huh? u can lie o.

Electronzeez:
Op this your i too know will not kill you sha

nice one

springtech:
OMG, what a wasted destiny.

Men should always learn to walk away at times like this. No doubt moments of craze always pop up from time to time. However, we should not allow ourselves be overtaken by the moment.

What a pity. RIP.

#iamspringtech and I just want to make common sense.

walk away? where u wan waka go when u r paying alimony plus child support every month. dem no born u i swear . i know one guy like that wey go naija, when he came back, na for airport dem handcuff the guy just becos of child support.

T3Amo:
One common denominator with all these men that killed their wives, is that the said wives took time to develop themselves educationally. The question is what were these lazy men doing while their wives were getting educated? I guess waiting for them to graduate so they can start depending on them! Lazy bastards!

So my question is why do Men have to send a woman to school to be a nurse ? Why can't men be Nurses? The Profession is for both men and women. Also often times study loans were secured and the men did not pay for their wife's education.

Kai! women!! In other words, being chivalrous is no longer in vogue ehn? if the guy pursues his dream and leaves the wife to be packing sh@t as a CNA, una go complain. Practically, it is extremely difficult for husband and wife to attend school simultaneously. who will pay the rent and bills?

sukkot:
but what is wrong with village girl na ? only village girl sabi cook ofe ji and ofe akpu and ofe nsala

Harvard Journal of Anthropology recently published a study concluding that village girls no longer cook ofe nsala once they get their nursing degree. no talk say i no warn u.

Rossikk:
Here is the most likely scenario: The guy sponsored her over to America, paid for her nursing course, she started making good money compared to him, and started feeling she was better than him, started quarelling and arguing/belittling the man, they broke up, and then it came to this. Lesson: Nigerian men abroad - Stop coming to Nigeria to look for a "good wife". Most women here are not worth the effort. They are only humble in Nigeria because they are largely dependent on men for their sustenance. The minute they start earning big bucks in America, they'll change overnight to vipers. You've been warned.

idiots will never learn. they all want to go home and marry village girl.

Shoro niyen?

blackman, see your life ehn? juju this juju that. kontinue.

NigerianSHA:
Africans need to be colonized again, they can't handle a Damn budget

why don't u go and bring back the colonizers? isi ewu

FTBOY:
damn! chidimma is just my spec! the type you can easily lift and fvck very hard!

all the real niggis say Amen. AMEN! preach on my guy.

hakeem4:
It happened to one of my neighbour . They just sacked him and put him in jail

but why u dey happy na? abi the neighbor don knack ur babe b4?

Here we are again. No system works in my dear country. But corruption runs like a well-oiled machine.

stanbuggy:
Talking of dream nah cricket u wan go play for China? No be the same futball (your dream).

So u are still playing futball and earning that kind of money!!!

Guy if I swear for u ehhhh! U go leave that useless Watford go hussle beta money for u and your family

#idiot

abeg no make water comot for my eye i no fit laff

dhtml18:
An ordinary cadet for that matter, see as them finish the guy.

One day, i see one woman soldier for inside bus, she siddown beside me, she fine well o.
But fear catch me, i no fit ask am for number. . . .and i never see this video that time o.

what video are you guys talking about? abeg u get the link?

Mehn politics sha! One day you are stabbing each other, the next day you are massaging each other's egos. I clearly remember OBJ sending police to teargas Buhari and Ojukwu during a protest in Abuja. Somebody pls upload the picture

xp17:
You that makes sense, please define the term illegal immigration and tell me where on earth it's constitutional to indulge or support it. You mean because his parents are immigrants, he shouldn't do the right thing as a senator/president when it comes to immigration?
Those who desire to come should do in the right way. Do you know how risky it is to keep undocumented immigrants? As a result, crime rates can't be kept in check and makes it difficult for the police and the governmental intelligence to track most crimes.

This ain't Rubio's, it's the republican agenda. President Reagan, arguably the best republican president in the history of America , was very though with the issue of illegal immigration. What Rubio wants to do is probably give amnesty to those illegal immigrants and make sure he build and fortify the U.S border against further illegal immigration.

You are wrong on Reagan and immigration.

It has been a while since Iowa choice actually clinched the Republican ticket. So this ain't nothing. Cruz is an extremist, Trump is way better. Forget the trash talk, Trump isn't bad at all.

Godiloveu:
I attend catholic church and sometimes any oda church, but I ve not bn attending any for about 3 yrs now. Actually I get scared of praying becus each time I pray sometime bad happens to me.

holy moses! didn't see that one coming

honestly i wouldn't be caught dead in those. but to each his own

zendy:
Yeah. His name is John Abraham Godson Chikama Onyekwere. He is an indigene of Umuahia, Abia state. He went to study in Poland many years ago but ended up settling there. He later made history as the first black person to be elected into the Polish national assembly. The first time he got up to make a speech, almost half of the all white Polish assembly got up and left

wow! racists don't know how bad they make their country look. racism is one thing i can never wrap my head around.

Itulah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90LxHncmYQI

Baby dancing to Efe Joku naija music

Very jolly baby. Ur baby get good taste in music

Wailers must wail cos that's what they do. PMB do ya thing!

Adanman:
Only those with inferiority complex will see this as a big deal.... Mtchw, it even made fp.... We Nigerians no get tons of foreign songs for our playlist? How many of us make news for abroad. Yeye dey smell

Must you see inferiority complex everywhere? Yes it is a really really big deal if foreigners are interested in our music and movies. Nigeria needs to export more than crude oil. Una neva tire for oil. Oil is not even worth sh1t anymore.

BABANGBALI:
omo na face me i face you i dey live for bariga o,Zahra no go like to come there o,but she fit sponsor my trip to and fro to abj for the 3 days

se this guy. na dat face me i face u dey sweet pass sef. when u r smashing the babe in gear five, the rickety bed go dey make noise, all d nosy neighbors go be like "boda Kabiru, e se pele pele ooo!"

octopusfreaky:
@ naijaboiy,that's a lie,,even if she agrees to have xxxxxxxxxxx with him, he will still cheat. At times, you hear funny excuses like can you watch one tv station without getting bored..

but seriously can you? i dare you. i triple dare you.

cruzita:
Because they are controlled by that tool in between their legs .men can be disgusting to the core.

Honestly if not for "disgusting" men, human race would have died out because a lot of women are just so stuck up. I mean why date if you won't fvck? Who does that?

BABANGBALI:
time for me to sneak into the villa and spend three cool days with my darling beautiful Zahra

very risky Ab0ki, tell her to sneak out instead.

hypocrites plenty for naija. witches and wizards of nigeria, pls leave the girl alone.