₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,171 members, 8,448,957 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 07:15 AM

Toggle theme

BlackOnassis's Posts

Nairaland ForumBlackOnassis's ProfileBlackOnassis's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 27 pages)

CelebritiesRe: Graphic Photos: See What A Lady Was Caught Doing At Niteclub by BlackOnassis(m): 4:16am On Apr 15, 2016
i dont see any sh1t running down her legs, her shoes aren't stained either. Also, there is no way you can sh1t like that without ppl heading for the exit, the stench would be paralysing. fake caption abeg.
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Resuscitates Ede Cocoa Processing After 15 Years by BlackOnassis(m): 3:14am On Apr 15, 2016
RedCapChief:
I don't think Aregbesola "resuscitated" this factory. The Chinese company saw the potential and pumped money and other resources into the factory. Aregbesola only gave them permission to do it.

How can Aregbe resuscitate anything? grin

Giving permission is not enough. He should have personally swept the floor and clean the windows of the processing plant so he can take the credit. Abeg comot for here jooor angry
RomanceRe: Two Butt-Unclad Kenyan Women Fight Over A Nigerian Man(pics) by BlackOnassis(m): 3:07am On Apr 14, 2016
HARDBOI:
yoruba man of all people?
is she sick?...
some1 tell her shez fighting over a dog sorry man
incoming!! incoming!! damn, see misslie grin
PoliticsRe: #operationcontactyoursenators See Responses Of Some Senators/Citizens (photos ) by BlackOnassis(m): 9:40pm On Apr 13, 2016
Abeg who get Seun number? We no get fine babes for Nairaland senatorial district. He has to do something abt it.
RomanceRe: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by BlackOnassis(m): 3:07am On Apr 13, 2016
no offence oo, but dis thing dey common among Igbo women. hair between the boobies.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrived Kano For A One Day Visit - Photos by BlackOnassis(m): 6:07pm On Apr 09, 2016
Bukola Saraki be like "i would give my left testes to be a mere commisioner right now" cheesy kai, life's a b1tch.
EducationRe: The World’s 10 Most Dangerous Dog Breeds By Fatalities by BlackOnassis(m): 4:31am On Apr 09, 2016
damn! that pitbull attack video is bloody. the poor guy was helpless.
RomanceRe: See The Nood Photoshoot Of A Lady That Has Set The Internet Ablaze (explicit) by BlackOnassis(m): 4:13am On Apr 09, 2016
OneManLegion:
Who's this fat swine?

I don't have pig feeds abeg.


_Fuck off, fatso.
unnecessary. angry
EducationRe: How To Survive A Dog Attack (pictures) by BlackOnassis(m): 6:49pm On Apr 07, 2016
omo, if sh1t hits the fan, i'm definitely biting back. we go see who go tire first.
PhonesRe: U Cant Denie This Is One Of The Most Handspme Guy On Phons Forum by BlackOnassis(m): 6:41pm On Apr 07, 2016
some ppl just like to dey receive yabbing sha
Science/TechnologyRe: Aircraft Models-Builder, Abdullahi Lawal With El-Rufai. Photos by BlackOnassis(m): 6:30pm On Apr 07, 2016
sonnie10:
This is a grown-up man for crying out loud. His mates are working at NASA.
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Sent To Prison Over Marriage Fraud (Photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 5:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
Snowangel4:
idiot....

that was how that monkey stole my gen and sell it, just to feed his family.

I hate those type of guys wit passion.... never give any man 1naira
you should have added that chics shouldn't take money from any man too. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Emir Of Sanusi Wears A Pair Of Louboutin by BlackOnassis(m): 5:25pm On Apr 03, 2016
AyakaDunukofia:
Ridiculous. In short, how could the Hausas be so weak, naive, excited, self-hating, docile to have allowed the Fulani unleash a consuming conquest on them? This is absolutely total.

Hausa, as a tribe, is the epitome of self hate. Where are the Hausas and their tradition?

Look at the type of foreigners desecrating their land...Just negodu!
Hausas were brainwashed. Fulanis always come under the banner of Islam, very sneaky. grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Better Than Other Nigerian Politician - Photos Speak by BlackOnassis(m): 5:16pm On Apr 03, 2016
na Amaechi own funny pass
EventsRe: Nigerian Groom Cries On His Bride's Shoulder At Their Wedding (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 7:16am On Apr 03, 2016
In the words of ma nigga FALZ the badt guy, "this nigga soft like Yemi my lover" grin cheesy
EventsRe: Nigerian Groom Cries On His Bride's Shoulder At Their Wedding (photo) by BlackOnassis(m): 7:14am On Apr 03, 2016
kaziblake:
Aww tears of joy.He is so lucky to have married the bride.

My hubby will do same
see as i just dey look u. if he no cry nko, u go squeeze onion for him eye?
PoliticsRe: We've Been Visiting Nnamdi Kanu In Prison — UK Govt by BlackOnassis(m): 7:01am On Apr 03, 2016
Britain dey fork up. Americans never leave their own behind.
PhonesRe: Why You Shouldn't Use Your Phone In A Toilet Again by BlackOnassis(m): 12:32am On Mar 31, 2016
you are talking about toilet when e coli, shigella and salmonella are growing on people's beards cheesy. next time u see a bearded person, swab the beard and culture it. u will be surprised.
BusinessRe: Oba Otudeko Wins Africa's Best CEO 2016 by BlackOnassis(m): 9:51pm On Mar 25, 2016
i dont understand rich African people anymore, i really dont, u ppl are useless. u ppl are lucky i'm not rich cos if am, i would just be sponsoring coup all over the place. there's one ewu Gambia that gets under my skin so much, he would be the first to go angry.
CareerRe: Photos Of My Office And Why I May Resign To Pursue My Music Career by BlackOnassis(m): 2:44am On Mar 24, 2016
Airforce one. dis guy is a funny guy grin
EducationRe: 99% Of People Don’t Know The Real Name, Do You? by BlackOnassis(m): 4:05am On Mar 22, 2016
IyfeNamikaze:
the Op is suffering from inferiority complex and mental slavery. what do you mean by REAL NAME? so whatever the Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa call it is fake to you because these people are not whites? shame on you!!!
Thank you o, i was about to say the same thing. The OP gives us 3 different names and is still asking for the "real" name. e be like say the guy dey work for JAMB. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Only Country Her President Travels While His People suffer - Trump by BlackOnassis(m): 3:28am On Mar 22, 2016
if u believe this trash, i don't how what to say about your intellect or critical thinking skills.

wailers, stop this nonsense, you r not getting anywhere. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Looking For Lady Who Cried Over Their Breakup by BlackOnassis(m): 10:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
this girl needs to be slapped. where is MOPOL when u need one? shiooorr!
EducationRe: What Your Urine Colour Says About Your Health by BlackOnassis(m): 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2016
Pamelayoung:
I don't quite agree with op. When my urine turns deep yellow it's a sign of malaria for me.
it should not be too deep; just pale or light yellow.
EducationRe: What Your Urine Colour Says About Your Health by BlackOnassis(m): 4:18pm On Mar 19, 2016
abnsugbe:
so u mean white urine is nt okhuh
Consistently colorless urine is not considered normal. White urine is definitely not normal.
EducationRe: What Your Urine Colour Says About Your Health by BlackOnassis(m): 4:15pm On Mar 19, 2016
There is so much you can tell from urine. In fact, in many US hospitals, you will get a urinalysis done for almost all complaints.

Normal urine should be clear and yellow, and the best diagnostic specimen is fresh morning void.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Cautions Paul For Giving The Public An Opportunity To Crucify Him by BlackOnassis(m): 4:07pm On Mar 19, 2016
Deivid10:
meanwhile
.
.
.
A man and his wife quarrelled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?"
She answered "To my mother".
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?"
He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!"
The wife replied, "To your mother??!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?"
The man replied, "You are going to your mother and I am going to my mother, the children should also go to their mother!
.
.
.
.
Enjoy your day jooor..... leave Rivers Election violence for fools whom won't just be gone BT also forgotten so soon
funny joke!
PoliticsRe: Pain, Confusion As Lawless Fulani Herdsmen Take Over BRT Lane-vanguard by BlackOnassis(m): 4:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
This is what happens when Fulani send teenagers to herd cows. These boys should be in school.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye’s Manager, Olatunde Micheals (photos) by BlackOnassis(m): 6:27am On Mar 15, 2016
Pwayne2016:
Ndi Ofe.mmanu emebi go kwa ezigbo nwa afor be anyi...Lola na Olutunde bu ndi uwa mmebi
kai. e pain am! u beta go and find work grin
PoliticsRe: Man Takes Selfie With Iara Oshiomhole..sings Her Praises by BlackOnassis(m): 4:51am On Mar 11, 2016
donbenedict:
All because of kitty cat
my guy, chop knuckle. some ppl just like to dey fall person hand.
PoliticsRe: What Is Prof. Osibanjo Telling Tinubu And Co? (funny Picture) by BlackOnassis(m): 6:32am On Mar 10, 2016
diasporaman:
Yoruba's are fond of opening their mouth at any given time even when the matter is not serious
yeah, just like some people are fond of putting apostrophes where they don't belong
EducationRe: Please, Withdraw Your Child If He/she Attends This School. Ministry Of Education by BlackOnassis(m): 6:18am On Mar 05, 2016
it is called artistic license. deal with it. grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 27 pages)